1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980
Thank you.

2
00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960
Thank you.

3
00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,960
Thank you.

4
00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,960
Thank you.

5
00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,960
Thank you.

6
00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,960
Thank you.

7
00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,960
Thank you.

8
00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,960
Thank you.

9
00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,960
Thank you.

10
00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,960
Thank you.

11
00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,960
Thank you.

12
00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,960
Thank you.

13
00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,960
Thank you.

14
00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:51,960
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

15
00:01:51,960 --> 00:02:05,960
My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs. My love has got no power, he's got his strong beliefs. My love has got no pain, he's got his strong beliefs. My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs.

16
00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:21,960
One more and more people, just one more and more freedom and love, what he's looking for. More and more people, just one more and more freedom and love, what he's looking for.

17
00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:34,960
Free from desire, mind and senses purify. Free from desire.

18
00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:34,940
Thank you.

19
00:03:34,940 --> 00:04:04,940
Nananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan

20
00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:17,940
of lots. The World Cup is afoot. The passion is pure. The smiles are on the faces of many.

21
00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:22,980
And the thoughts, the hopes, the dreams, and of course fears of the nation are resting

22
00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:37,420
upon the shoulders of the valiant, gallant Irish soccer squad. Today, as we were given our

23
00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:49,400
group stage groupings, and we found ourselves in a kind of a, it's a bit of a shock group,

24
00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:55,900
wouldn't you say, Tommy? Bit of a shocker, alright. I don't know how, I don't know how we got

25
00:04:55,900 --> 00:05:03,180
to this stage, let alone these boys. And who would you be talking about? Well, the rest of

26
00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:11,420
the group, like Moldova, Oman, Peru. And Tommy, can you take off the, you've got Firefox on,

27
00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:16,760
the opacity has dropped, but it's still there on the screen, might be blocking the group

28
00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:23,260
stages there. Sorry, one sec. Yeah, and can you remove the porridge as well, please?

29
00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:39,760
Yep. No, that's the link, that's the tip link. Tip link. Tip link. Tip link, yeah, put the tip link back down to the bottom there. And remove porridge, please. Remove porridge dot exee.

30
00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,160
No.

31
00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,200
No, you keep doing it, Tommy.

32
00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,860
You can't teach an old dog new tricks, can you?

33
00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,700
How do I get rid of it?

34
00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:51,840
Just press the button, the hide button.

35
00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:55,100
No.

36
00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:55,880
No.

37
00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:58,340
Still not learning anything.

38
00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,140
Give me a tear.

39
00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:00,320
Sorry.

40
00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:02,960
Sorry about this, guys.

41
00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:03,920
Just got to get rid of the porridge.

42
00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:04,820
Now.

43
00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,400
Now we're looking professional.

44
00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:07,820
Now we're in the business.

45
00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:11,160
Well, we will be in the business if we keep on this.

46
00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:26,680
If we keep this level of professionalism up, Tommy, I'm pretty sure Sky Sports, BBC, ITV, NBSC in the States, those boys, they'll all be battering the doors down as soon as the show is over, like, you know.

47
00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,360
We said that about the other day, though, you know, and nothing has happened as of yet.

48
00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,760
Yeah, but you got to keep on keeping on, you know.

49
00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:37,960
Like Curtis said in that song, keep on keeping on.

50
00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,280
Hmm.

51
00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,240
I don't know.

52
00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:45,980
I mean, how many more World Cup final defeats can I take?

53
00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:48,200
I don't know about you, but I can't take many more.

54
00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,540
Waiting for these Sky Boys to come down.

55
00:06:53,540 --> 00:07:02,540
The Sky Boys would be the, they would be the bestest boys to have coming down to you to get, to give you a bit of work, to give you the start on a bit of Sky Ball.

56
00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:04,480
Yep.

57
00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:09,580
You see those boys, Karagaran and, uh...

58
00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:10,140
Gary Neville?

59
00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:11,120
Gary Neville.

60
00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:14,580
They're doing well for themselves now.

61
00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,700
They've cut out a nice little media path for themselves.

62
00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,520
And that's what we want to do right here, right now.

63
00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:24,020
We also want to have a lot of fun and a lot of good times along the way.

64
00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:29,580
Cheering on the boys in green as they dispatch other teams.

65
00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,620
We've got Moldova.

66
00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:33,540
Don't know where that is.

67
00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,460
Somewhere in the Eastern Europe region.

68
00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,600
One of those kind of places, you know.

69
00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:39,860
I have to agree with that.

70
00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:43,240
Don't really know where it is myself, but I know it's somewhere in that area.

71
00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:44,840
Oh, man.

72
00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:47,160
Oh, man.

73
00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:48,100
Exactly.

74
00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:51,340
That's what I thought when we got thrown together with these boys.

75
00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,960
Now, they would be on the eastern tip of Africa.

76
00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:55,720
Would they not?

77
00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,680
Do what you had said.

78
00:07:57,740 --> 00:08:00,520
That's where, you know, is it Djibouti?

79
00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:01,980
Is that Djibouti over there?

80
00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:02,480
I'm not sure.

81
00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:04,220
I don't know about Djibouti.

82
00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:08,280
Never been there myself, but there's something going on out there anyway.

83
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:08,940
It's close.

84
00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:10,960
It's across the sea from the Saudi boys.

85
00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:12,500
Yep.

86
00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,700
The Saudi boys would know the old man lads and probably go on the piss with them.

87
00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,340
I'm not sure they would.

88
00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:21,620
I don't think it's in their culture to be going on jars.

89
00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:30,620
But we can live in hope anyway that one day we'll be living in a world free from the restraints

90
00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:35,460
of the Jarmasters, Jar Jar Binks, trying to put pay to our pint devices.

91
00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:39,120
There's no problem with that whatsoever in Peru.

92
00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,800
They're the other team in our group, Peru.

93
00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:46,580
South American boys live up in the hills.

94
00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,140
They've got great lung capacities.

95
00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:49,120
Isn't that right, Tom?

96
00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:51,040
Very, very true.

97
00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:53,560
Those guys would be training at high altitude.

98
00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,720
They'd be playing Fivish Guy up in the sky.

99
00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,120
What's Fivish Guy?

100
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:03,800
It's basically five a side, but it's played on a pitch in the sky.

101
00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:08,820
That sounds impossible, but I'm going to take your word for it anyway.

102
00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:10,400
Thanks, Francis.

103
00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:11,720
No problem.

104
00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:13,600
We got to back each other up here.

105
00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:14,080
Big style.

106
00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,520
Group A looks pretty tough there.

107
00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:18,840
The Swedes have got a game on their hands against the Andorans.

108
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:23,900
Also, Iran struck down at the moment heavily by the pandemic.

109
00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:29,400
They're not going to let that get in the way of them when they square up against the Chili

110
00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:29,760
Boys.

111
00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:35,440
Hopefully, it's not too chilly for them wherever this is being played.

112
00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,260
Obviously not if it's in Qatar.

113
00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:38,700
Obviously not.

114
00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:43,300
It's a lot of hot weather and sand and stuff like that here.

115
00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:47,080
And as we said before, thank you very much, Sarah and James.

116
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,720
A lot of sand and the people are grand.

117
00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:51,700
Indeed.

118
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:58,980
I'd like to just reimburse that statement and throw a few more pounds behind it and reimburse

119
00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:06,460
it with my sentiments, which is I think Qatar could actually be the best place.

120
00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:08,940
And that's just the end of the sentence.

121
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,400
Thank you very much, Kev Ovec, for your tip.

122
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,880
That's very, very, very, very kind of you.

123
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,700
I hope that you are doing well.

124
00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:17,260
And thank you.

125
00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:18,380
And Sarah and James, too.

126
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,380
Yeah, Qatar is great.

127
00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,100
Qatar is great.

128
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:22,720
Qatar is good.

129
00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:27,380
In Group B, the Austrians are going to square up to Luxembourg, Morocco, and Costa Rica.

130
00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:32,380
Season interesting group of lads with Spain, the Georgians, the Algerians, and USA battling

131
00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:34,200
out to become the top of the tree.

132
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:44,300
Thank you very much to Corona, Corona, H, Corona, H, no, no, I can't, sorry, now, I, I can't

133
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:44,920
read that name.

134
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,720
It's a very hard one to pronounce, but thanks for the tip.

135
00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,500
And Mama Duck, thank you very much for your tip there.

136
00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,040
Group D, Finland.

137
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,260
The Finns are up against the Lits in the Lithuania.

138
00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:01,540
A little bit of lit work is going to have to go down there if the Finns are going to vanquish

139
00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,340
their Baltic neighbours.

140
00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:11,580
In the other two teams, you've got Egypt, the North African Dreamers, versus Ecuador.

141
00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:20,700
Ecuador.

142
00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:24,540
Great, great tune and a great anthem as well.

143
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,160
The Germans.

144
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:26,400
The Germans.

145
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,120
The Germans.

146
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,160
They're in Group E and they're doing the business against the Pharaoh boys.

147
00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:32,200
The Lebanese.

148
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:33,900
The Red Lebs.

149
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,220
And also Venezuelans.

150
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,400
They're in there as well.

151
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:41,820
They're in the mix-up despite a lot of consternation going on back in their country.

152
00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:47,060
Group G sees the Romanians square up against the Baltic.

153
00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:48,320
The other Baltic bad boys.

154
00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:53,000
Australia are up against Panama as well in their opening game.

155
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,060
In Group H with the Chocolate Lads.

156
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:56,800
Belgium.

157
00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,140
They're up against the third of the Baltic boys tonight.

158
00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:01,120
Estonia.

159
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:07,280
And then you've got a pick and mix-up of Nigeria and Argentina.

160
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,100
And they are two strong sides.

161
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:12,620
Indeed they are.

162
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,820
They have a great rivalry as well.

163
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,220
You remember back to the Olympic Games.

164
00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,660
I think 1996 Atlanta, Georgia.

165
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:20,560
Yep.

166
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,340
That was the one with the bomb blast, wasn't it?

167
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,060
Yep.

168
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,360
But it wasn't, um...

169
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,260
It wasn't, uh...

170
00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:27,920
I don't think that was the Boom Boom Boys.

171
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:32,060
It was the Boom Boom Boys, but it was a different era of Boom Boomage.

172
00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:33,100
It was.

173
00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:36,080
I don't actually know who actually did that Boom Boom in the Atlanta Games.

174
00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:37,560
If anybody...

175
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,260
Maybe someone has the trivia out there.

176
00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:40,880
I remember it well now.

177
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,100
I remember it well now.

178
00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,400
I remember it well now.

179
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:43,900
Yeah.

180
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,160
Uh, you're one.

181
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:49,680
Michelle Smith, uh, was swimming her life away.

182
00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:51,420
And her heart out.

183
00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:53,000
And taking all the medals.

184
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:53,760
Yeah.

185
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:54,560
She was...

186
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,080
Medals weren't the only thing she was taking, Tom.

187
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,020
Indeed.

188
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:58,600
Indeed.

189
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:02,240
As it was, uh, proven at a later date.

190
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,200
Now, whatever about the De Bruyne.

191
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:11,360
Let's get the football brewing with this start to the World Cup Qatar 2022.

192
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,320
It's a repeat of what we tried to achieve the other day.

193
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,240
Well, listen.

194
00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:16,860
We're gonna go one better this time.

195
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,480
We're gonna take the feckin' trophy back home with us.

196
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,480
And there's no bout and doubt it this time.

197
00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:22,280
We've got the...

198
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,560
We've got the pizzazz.

199
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,160
We've got the schutzpah.

200
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,420
We've got the chutzpah.

201
00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:27,560
We've got the...

202
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,200
The Dulux weathercoat.

203
00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,480
Other paints are available.

204
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,480
We've got...

205
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,860
We've got everything you need.

206
00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:36,520
Right here.

207
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,080
Right now.

208
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:41,900
And it's going to kick off into a mighty, mighty, massive ball of footballing fun.

209
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,320
Isn't that right, Thomas?

210
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,300
It really is.

211
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,380
It really, really is.

212
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,300
Today's game is brought to you by porridge.

213
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:53,000
A fantastic meal to start anybody's day.

214
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:57,200
And indeed, I've been chewing down on this stuff now at different times throughout the week.

215
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,680
Accompanying the football.

216
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,340
And it's been nothing more than monumental.

217
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:05,380
A lovely bit of porridge in the gullet will really get you going.

218
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,020
A bit of porridge in the gullet.

219
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,620
And you'll be going like a bullet.

220
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,700
Isn't that it, Tom?

221
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:11,640
That is it.

222
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,600
Make sure you've...

223
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,260
You've got a lovely bit of linseed in there.

224
00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:16,280
Scooping that around nicely there.

225
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,880
Lovely few blueberries.

226
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,440
You've got the banana.

227
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,760
You've got the oats.

228
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,820
You've got a drop of organic honey.

229
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:23,740
Manuka!

230
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,440
And you've got everything else.

231
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,520
The manuka is right.

232
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,640
You've got to love the manuka.

233
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:30,920
The manuka.

234
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,320
No manuka.

235
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,500
No fanuka.

236
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,740
Stand, please, for the national anthem.

237
00:14:35,740 --> 00:15:05,720
Stand, please.

238
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:10,780
That's it.

239
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,220
The Irish national anthem has been played.

240
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,740
No time for the opposition national anthem.

241
00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:17,720
Do they even have one?

242
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,440
I'm sure they do.

243
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:26,240
Maybe the makers of the eFootball Pace 2020 just didn't bother their arses putting it in.

244
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:28,360
It's a great situation anyway.

245
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,940
At least we got our song on.

246
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,140
At least we got our song on.

247
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:35,320
Sorry there.

248
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:35,580
Sorry there.

249
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,580
Just remember to bring that crowd noise down there.

250
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,160
It could be a little bit too loud for you.

251
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,200
The ball is about to be kicked off.

252
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:51,840
It's been rolled tepidly and tempestuously beneath a Tiempo footballing shoe worn by your man McGoldrick, whose goals would make you sick.

253
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,380
And hopefully we're going to see a few more of those.

254
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,660
The kickoff today, Tom.

255
00:15:56,860 --> 00:16:01,820
Yeah, he's been really impressive in front of all the last few weeks, last few games, last few nights.

256
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:03,420
Never winter nights.

257
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,420
Indeed, never winter nights.

258
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:09,400
It's been an absolute barnstorming few nights of footballing entertainment.

259
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:17,560
And today, hopefully, will provide nothing less than the previous entertainment levels, which were previously witnessed.

260
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,440
Let's get on with it, Francis.

261
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,300
Let's get on indeed.

262
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,800
McGoldrick, tip off from Ireland, gets the game underway.

263
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:32,800
And your World Cup Qatar 2022, brought to you by porridge in association with Conor Williams, AMG Mercedes.

264
00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:38,920
Our co-commentary team here, Francis Higgins, myself, and Tomasheen Schlug.

265
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,140
How are we getting on?

266
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,620
Not too bad, Tommy.

267
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,560
You looking forward to this one?

268
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,460
I've been looking forward to it since yesterday.

269
00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:47,520
Yeah.

270
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,200
That's good stuff.

271
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,640
Down the wing now, Coleman.

272
00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:51,740
Finds Coleman.

273
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:52,840
It wasn't Coleman who found him.

274
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,580
It was actually Brady.

275
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:58,260
And Coleman tries to slot the ball back to Brady, but it rolls out beyond the touchline.

276
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,460
Beyond Brady's means.

277
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,840
And it's Rebucic, who takes a quick throw.

278
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,460
And they're playing the ball defensively now.

279
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:07,260
The Moldovan.

280
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:12,960
Moldovan lads are kicking the ball confidently around the pitch.

281
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:20,860
But look, we're actually going to take the ball away from them and maintain a lovely piece of possession down the back line with Duffy.

282
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:22,560
As he squares it out to Coleman now.

283
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:23,560
Coleman.

284
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,440
Finds Brady on the wing.

285
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:25,780
Brady.

286
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:26,580
What's he going to do?

287
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,660
He's going to try and take his man on.

288
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:37,940
But his man has taken him head on and bullied him off the ball as Ireland subsequently do down the other side of their half of the garden.

289
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,200
End of Stevens.

290
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,640
Looking for McLean.

291
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:48,920
We've had a few tactical stats and strategic questions leveled at us over the past few games, Tommy.

292
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:49,740
What do you think about that?

293
00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:50,940
Yeah, there's people out there.

294
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,380
They're saying we're not playing the right tactics.

295
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,440
They're saying we're not playing enough players up front.

296
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,660
There's a lad in the chat there, Brian.

297
00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:58,820
How are you keeping, Brian?

298
00:17:58,920 --> 00:17:59,560
Hope you're doing well.

299
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,020
He was saying you need to play three up front.

300
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,220
Or three at the back, sorry.

301
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:05,680
Get rid of McLean.

302
00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:07,480
Bring on Jimmy Collins.

303
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:08,140
McGuire.

304
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:09,480
Yeah.

305
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,680
Well, I mean, look at, lads.

306
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,060
We're going to try and try and try again.

307
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,220
Ireland passing the ball confidently around the Moldovan sack now.

308
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,460
And it's Hendrick.

309
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,340
Finds McLean.

310
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,740
McLean's managed to find McGoldrick.

311
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,220
Takes him around.

312
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,100
Takes a shot.

313
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,560
And it's slaughtered.

314
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:30,500
Cooley, calmly and sophisticatedly into the right-hand corner of the sack by McGoldrick.

315
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:31,000
That man.

316
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,660
And he's back in town, baby.

317
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:34,640
He's back in town.

318
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,680
He's not going to take any prisoners today.

319
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:37,580
That's it.

320
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,120
Ireland.

321
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:39,880
Do we even need to have three men up front?

322
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:40,840
We don't even know.

323
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,160
Captain Sack.

324
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,000
Thank you very much for your tip.

325
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:45,880
Very, very kind of you, man.

326
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,120
Look, you're doing well.

327
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,420
Let's have another little look at that again.

328
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,300
It was a lovely bit of interplay from the boys.

329
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,020
Hendrick.

330
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,420
Did well find McLean.

331
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,840
And also McGoldrick here.

332
00:18:57,180 --> 00:19:01,000
Showing great dogged determination to shake off his man.

333
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:03,900
And then, of course, slot that right into the schlarken.

334
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,940
Thank you very much, schlarken, for your schlark work.

335
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,120
Look at this schlark here from McGoldrick.

336
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:10,780
Right into the schlark.

337
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,780
Really was a lovely schlarky little shot.

338
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,740
What a schlark arse.

339
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,520
A schlark arse indeed.

340
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:21,820
Ireland getting the game underway the way we wanted to get it underway last night.

341
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:25,120
And it's standing to us as of yet.

342
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,480
It is.

343
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,740
It's still chicken now with a lovely massive tip on the screen.

344
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,740
It's a massive, massive face on the screen.

345
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:33,720
It really is.

346
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:38,260
And it will be obstructing viewers' view of the game, actually.

347
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:39,800
So we probably should make that smaller.

348
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,900
Although I'm less inclined to make my face smaller.

349
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,180
I'd actually like to make it bigger.

350
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,920
Yeah, but you're an egomaniac.

351
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,160
And I've told you already you need to see somebody.

352
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,180
Yeah.

353
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,260
Well, I'll tell you who I'm looking at right now.

354
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,660
It's McGoldrick on the ball.

355
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,640
He sweeps the balloon out to Hendrick.

356
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,660
Hendrick looking for Brady on the wing.

357
00:19:59,060 --> 00:19:59,300
Brady.

358
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:00,700
He's got Coleman in support.

359
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,840
Indeed, he uses Coleman.

360
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:02,340
Coleman.

361
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,580
Fast with the balloon in.

362
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,580
It's headed away from the Moldovan defense.

363
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:06,760
Back to Moldova now.

364
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,280
They try and scoop it out to safety.

365
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,240
But it only falls as far as Brady.

366
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:13,300
We managed to link up again with Coleman on that right-hand side.

367
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,900
The two of them instrumental in so many of Ireland's attacks over the last few games.

368
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:19,380
They really do have a great partnership together, don't they?

369
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:20,380
They do.

370
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,560
It's like Lennon McCartney.

371
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:24,840
Michael Jackson and Bubbles.

372
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:31,240
Which I wouldn't really err on the side of using Michael Jackson as any sort of comparison for anything.

373
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,100
After, you know, that documentary last year.

374
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,800
I've never seen it.

375
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,400
Yeah, well, it's pretty fucking Dodge, man.

376
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,600
Yeah, but I mean, he made some great tunes, though.

377
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,820
Yeah, but he's a boo-boo man, man.

378
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,640
Yeah, but it's a fucking tough world, isn't it?

379
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:52,220
Does that mean I can't sing Billie Jean anymore?

380
00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:56,220
It means you can't enjoy it as much as you could have done before, Tom.

381
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,120
That's the case.

382
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,860
Coleman now trying to get a boo-boo into the mixer.

383
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:09,420
He manages to slap one into the D, but it's also kicked away defensively by the Moldovan Maniacs.

384
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,060
Do you reckon they'll mind you calling them Maniacs?

385
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,120
I don't think they have a choice in the matter, Tom.

386
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,620
Hendrik trying not to give them a choice now with his left peg.

387
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,940
But it's peg-seared into the arms of the Moldovan Dreamcatcher.

388
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:29,760
Who throws the ball out to his red-shirted outfield teammates.

389
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:30,720
Shwepped up.

390
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,140
The boo-boo ball is swept up by McLean.

391
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,420
McLean, what's he got here?

392
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,540
The McLean machine.

393
00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:36,440
He's got McGoldrick.

394
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,040
Can he find him in a nice bit of space?

395
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,380
Indeed, he's giving him a little fruzy.

396
00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:40,420
McGoldrick!

397
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:45,120
Lovely cat-handed save there by the Moldovan.

398
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:46,440
Great reach.

399
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,340
Great acrobatic agility.

400
00:21:51,240 --> 00:22:01,640
We want to watch our house when it comes to trying to strike the ball because it's not going to be anything less than an absolute thundercrack which is going to get past that man tonight.

401
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:02,180
Today.

402
00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,180
Good correction there, Tommy.

403
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:04,940
It is today.

404
00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,840
The match looks like it's been played under floodlights at night.

405
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:12,180
That's just the kind of world we're living in at the moment with COVID-19, Tommy.

406
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,680
Brady down the wing.

407
00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:14,100
Brady.

408
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:14,740
Brady.

409
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:15,360
Brady.

410
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:17,280
Gives the ball into McGoldrick.

411
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,640
McGoldrick into Hoorahan.

412
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,000
Glad.

413
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:19,940
Hoorahan.

414
00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:23,660
Straight into the onion sack like a bat out of hell again.

415
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:26,380
And you've got to hand it to the boys, Tom.

416
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:29,580
They're sticking it right up the opposition's backside.

417
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:31,940
No, they're not.

418
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:36,160
Can we just stop for a moment and say that that is wrong.

419
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,040
The boys aren't sticking anything up anyone's backside.

420
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:40,860
Sepp Blatter.

421
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,500
Thanks so much, Sepp Blatter.

422
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:43,620
I hope you're doing well.

423
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,420
Excited for the tournament, you say, Sepp?

424
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:53,200
I bet you're excited for the checks as well, you greasy till fumbler.

425
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,560
Lovely bit of work there from the boys.

426
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,980
Great bit of textbook interplay.

427
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,840
The hurricane, Hoorahan coming in.

428
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,600
And a lovely Max tip.

429
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:06,960
Maxed out on the tips tonight.

430
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,080
Today even.

431
00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:09,980
From Max, thank you so much.

432
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,020
Please say hi to Sneaky Schlein.

433
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,220
Big hello to Sneaky Schlein.

434
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,940
How are you getting on, Sneaky Schlein?

435
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,020
Thanks for tuning in to the football game.

436
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,740
And it's Ireland now defending with a 2-0 lead.

437
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:21,820
A lovely little bit of cushion.

438
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:27,120
A lovely, lovely kind of memory foam style cushion.

439
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,620
And thank you very much to Porridge and Sons there.

440
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:31,320
Memory foam is the job.

441
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,260
And that's a memory foam 2-0 cushion lead.

442
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,320
And we're going into the break feeling very, very, very confident.

443
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,460
Indeed we are.

444
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:39,980
Why not?

445
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,420
The Moldovan...

446
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:46,840
The Moldovan boys have come here and they've ended up as flat as a pavlova cake.

447
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,640
What does that mean?

448
00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:51,600
I don't know.

449
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:56,000
I was trying to go for some kind of Dova simile or pun or wordplay.

450
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,740
But it just escaped me.

451
00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:02,600
It seems to me if you can't, if you don't have something to hand, just don't go with it.

452
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,940
I might need to eat a bit of porridge.

453
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,460
Get a bit of porridge into the gullet and we'll see how we're going then.

454
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,540
79% possession.

455
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,940
That's just incredible, Tommy, isn't it?

456
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,540
Look at those Moldovan lads.

457
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:18,840
They're Moldovan on their arses out there.

458
00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:20,860
Lovely bit of porridge here.

459
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,120
Get that into you, Cynthia.

460
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:23,760
I will.

461
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,480
Oh, that's fantastic.

462
00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:30,920
That is absolutely fantastic.

463
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:33,720
Zach McMullen.

464
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:38,680
Thanks so much, Zach McMullen, for such a kind-hearted and generous 1916.

465
00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:42,660
I tell you what, we want to rise up and say thank you for that, Zach.

466
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:47,780
And I remember back in the day, Zach, watching one of Conor Williams' early streams

467
00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:49,480
on the car track.

468
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,400
Not much changed since then, to be honest.

469
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:55,280
But I mean, I think you were given generously to himself.

470
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,700
And he, was he calling you Jake or something for the stream?

471
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,740
You had to be there.

472
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:01,900
You really had to be there.

473
00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:07,180
There was no funniness in that anecdote for anybody other than maybe Zach or the people

474
00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:07,740
that watch it.

475
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,320
But who cares?

476
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,040
Who cares indeed?

477
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,700
Let's have a little bit more porridge here.

478
00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:12,800
And look at the stats there.

479
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,180
Let's McMullen a bit of this porridge into us here.

480
00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:19,980
Sorry, Tommy.

481
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,140
I end up spoon-feeding you porridge then.

482
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:23,480
You did?

483
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:24,460
And I tell you something.

484
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,140
I'm not complaining.

485
00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:30,560
You better not, because that's some great fucking porridge.

486
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,140
Other language is available.

487
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:33,700
Yep.

488
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,500
Sorry about the usage of the F word there.

489
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:41,080
But I tell you, whatever about the milled linseed, I've been milling into that oatmeal all week.

490
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,820
Is there any limit to the porridge, Tom?

491
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:45,860
Probably not.

492
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:51,040
You could probably just porridge away bys till the cattle come back to the shed.

493
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:51,900
Yeah.

494
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:52,900
I'm just going to porridge.

495
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,480
I think I'm, during COVID, I'm just going to porridge it out.

496
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:58,860
That's what you got to do, man.

497
00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:00,360
If in doubt, porridge it out.

498
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,380
Lovely tip-off from Ireland.

499
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:05,060
We always do a great tip-off, don't we?

500
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:06,480
We do.

501
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,220
Johnny up the bar.

502
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,840
Thanks so much, Johnny up the bar.

503
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,380
And this was the goal here from McGoldrick.

504
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,920
What a great Johnny up the bar that was.

505
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,500
Thank you so much, Johnny up the bar.

506
00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:21,700
McGoldrick with the touch of an absolute goal-scoring man.

507
00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:24,380
A man who dreams about goals when he goes home to sleep.

508
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:25,680
Do you reckon he does?

509
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,760
Well, if he doesn't, he's making a holy show of us.

510
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,880
Because he looks like someone who is doing that in his spare time.

511
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:33,760
And he's there again.

512
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,240
Nearly got into the bottom right-hand corner of the fucking suction cup.

513
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:42,460
And Kosalev, that's a cat-like reflex of the goalkeeper.

514
00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:42,600
He's there.

515
00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:43,920
He's a keepsake.

516
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:45,320
He's a keepsake.

517
00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:47,720
And this was the goal here, the hurricane.

518
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,180
Lovely bit of outside of the left foot touch there.

519
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:52,440
Look.

520
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,080
Ah, Schlott's at home.

521
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,060
Schlottmaster 3000.

522
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,520
Really is Schlottmaster 3000.

523
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,180
A great bit of play there from the boys.

524
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,440
Big shout out there to Johnny up the bar and Samantha as well.

525
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,860
Thank you very much, Samantha, for your tip.

526
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,940
Really kind of you, and I hope you're doing well.

527
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,960
We'll be back to you just after a quick flash of Modric, everyone.

528
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:13,600
Or leprechaun, maybe.

529
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,380
Vatongan.

530
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,500
Vatongan.

531
00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:16,540
Vatongan.

532
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:17,620
Vatongan.

533
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,740
Vatongan.

534
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:19,600
Vatongan.

535
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,400
Modric.

536
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,320
Modric.

537
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:22,320
Modric.

538
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,320
Modric.

539
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,400
Modric.

540
00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:25,400
Modric.

541
00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:26,340
Modric.

542
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,660
Great stuff.

543
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,700
Porridge D. Higgins, thank you very much.

544
00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:31,300
I hope you're keeping well.

545
00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:33,820
We'll get the second half underway now.

546
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:35,460
Welcome back to the action, everybody.

547
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,840
It's the Qatari 2020 World Cup.

548
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,300
Live.

549
00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:42,060
From Qatar.

550
00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:45,180
Comager team.

551
00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:45,820
Myself.

552
00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:46,680
Francis Higgins.

553
00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:47,440
Thank you very much.

554
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,260
Pissing like sugar.

555
00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:49,040
Thank you very much.

556
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,500
And Thomasine Schlug.

557
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:52,700
How are you getting in?

558
00:27:53,860 --> 00:27:54,880
Not too bad, Tommy.

559
00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:57,340
Thank you very much for that tip there, Samantha.

560
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,760
And pissing like sugar and porridge.

561
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:00,740
D. Higgins.

562
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,720
Very, very kind to you.

563
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,780
Hopefully you're doing well and enjoying the action.

564
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:05,620
Ireland.

565
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:09,340
A comfortable two-goal lead.

566
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,420
Which we have over the opposition at the moment.

567
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,260
Maybe a chance, perhaps, Tom.

568
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,080
To test drive a new formation or strategy.

569
00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:17,700
Maybe halfway through this half.

570
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:19,160
Or even now, maybe.

571
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,740
Yeah, we should have done that at half-time.

572
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,720
We're too busy looking at the classic.

573
00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:27,940
Look at that class touch there.

574
00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:29,680
And a lovely thunder strike from Hendrik.

575
00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:30,460
Ah.

576
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:36,080
You just couldn't write it even if you got down yourself with a feckin' pen and a piece of paper.

577
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,060
And you tried to plot it out.

578
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:40,100
You tried to do the minute by minute in your head.

579
00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:44,120
It's just what Ireland needed at this first hurdle.

580
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,920
And it's what we wanted to, Tom.

581
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,340
Would I be right in saying that?

582
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,560
You should.

583
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:51,160
Sorry there.

584
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,600
There's still some porridge on the screen.

585
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,560
We need to get that off.

586
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,320
Tom.

587
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:57,060
Get rid of the porridge now, man.

588
00:28:57,780 --> 00:28:59,680
You're making us look like apes.

589
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,680
Tom, the porridge is huge.

590
00:29:03,860 --> 00:29:05,120
Decrease porridge, please.

591
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,080
I'm trying to decrease.

592
00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:09,920
Take it off altogether, Tom.

593
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,400
Porridge gone.

594
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,040
The porridge is gone.

595
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:18,880
And the screen is at its full maximum footballing potential now, as we can see all the players.

596
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:27,320
And these Moldovan boys that want to get their arses into gear and try and shape up up the other side of the garden.

597
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,800
Maybe they can do that here now.

598
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:33,640
I reckon next time the ball goes out of play,

599
00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:36,940
do what Brian was saying

600
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:39,380
and go for that three at the back action.

601
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,620
Wouldn't be too rushed into the back action now.

602
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,800
So soon after that.

603
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,000
But I mean, look at this.

604
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,080
Karp.

605
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:53,640
Lovely bit of coy.

606
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,740
He was playing coy there to the referee with Karp.

607
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,240
Trying to win a foul, which he won.

608
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,820
But he was coyly, smiling.

609
00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:06,280
And Randolph.

610
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:11,980
Out to McLean.

611
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:12,660
McLean.

612
00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:14,400
Back to Ender Stevens.

613
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:15,120
Stevens.

614
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,160
Tries a floating, scintillating sleazeball

615
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,180
over to the outside right.

616
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,360
Finding Coleman.

617
00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:24,840
Coleman.

618
00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:27,740
Lovely little triangle here with the three boys.

619
00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:28,740
The three amigos.

620
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,680
Lost stress friends.

621
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:35,860
As they shepherd the ball into the middle of the shepherd's pie now.

622
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,620
It's a lovely bit of wheeling.

623
00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:39,920
It's a crazy bit of keel.

624
00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:41,780
Hurricane.

625
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:42,720
Hurrahan.

626
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,480
Dispossessed.

627
00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:47,760
Bullied off the ball by a Moldavian bully man.

628
00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:50,700
This isn't bully ball.

629
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,400
This is football.

630
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,380
Indeed you're right.

631
00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:56,560
And it's time to do something a little bit.

632
00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:57,760
No, actually we're going to keep it.

633
00:30:57,820 --> 00:30:58,600
We're going to keep it there.

634
00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,400
Because 3-0 up Tommy.

635
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,780
If it's not broke, don't fix it.

636
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,140
That's the saying.

637
00:31:08,140 --> 00:31:09,680
McGoldrick finds Hurrahan.

638
00:31:10,860 --> 00:31:11,460
Hurrahan.

639
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,800
Maintains possession with dignity and respect.

640
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:17,600
Coleman.

641
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:19,760
Coleman now.

642
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:20,660
Finds Brady.

643
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:21,760
Brady.

644
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,380
A little cruiser to Hendrik.

645
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,660
He's holding up pretty well.

646
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:27,180
Well, Brady makes a bomb down the wing.

647
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:27,940
Brady.

648
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,340
Got a lad in the middle.

649
00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:30,620
Indeed he tries to find him.

650
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,480
He has found him.

651
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:32,720
Through Baltimore clean.

652
00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:35,600
Cut out by the Moldovan defense.

653
00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:37,720
They're rolling the balloon out to the pitch there.

654
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,500
With some aplomb.

655
00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,920
And it looks a little bit dangerous now for Ireland.

656
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,720
Unless they can maintain the threat.

657
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:44,380
And they have.

658
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:47,460
Dispossessing their attacker very easily there.

659
00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:49,640
Now, McLean's making a little runsie.

660
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:50,680
He's got something.

661
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:51,920
He's not wearing a onesie.

662
00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:54,520
It's a three-piece jersey situation.

663
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:55,960
Socks, shorts and shirt.

664
00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:58,860
What about the boots?

665
00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:00,740
The boots are the players.

666
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,040
They're at the players' behest.

667
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,080
So you can wear whatever boots you want to wear.

668
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,600
Well, whoever's sponsoring you.

669
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,140
Isn't it great now getting paid to wear shoes?

670
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,700
It would be a dream come true, Tommy.

671
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:17,420
If every day I put on my shoes and I knew there was a few pounds going into the back pocket for it.

672
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:18,480
Yep.

673
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,160
It's actually a dream situation.

674
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:21,660
Just going to the shop.

675
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:23,760
Putting on a pair of shoes.

676
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,520
You know that you've got the money for the shop then.

677
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,340
I don't think it's as easy as that.

678
00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:28,260
But look at Ireland.

679
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:29,400
They're making it look easy here.

680
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,320
And it's a fluffed line.

681
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,980
Right at the Gaiety Theatre.

682
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,600
Yeah, good effort anyway.

683
00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:38,700
Wee Joe FC.

684
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,120
Thank you very much, my friend, for your lovely, kind-hearted and generous tip.

685
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:49,660
Apologies to anyone watching who is scared of the face which comes on or is annoyed by it.

686
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,880
You're just going to have to soak up the pressure on that one.

687
00:32:54,580 --> 00:33:03,460
Because it's only just unfair to the people who, like Tubber Quack there, who are being so kind to have their name in lights.

688
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:06,000
It's not lights though, it's just graphics.

689
00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:09,580
Yeah, but I mean you get my face, Tom.

690
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,500
Combined with your name.

691
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,840
Sounds shit.

692
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,080
It's not shit.

693
00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:17,100
And don't let on that it's shit.

694
00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:17,800
Otherwise...

695
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,320
Otherwise what?

696
00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:23,520
Otherwise, let's continue controlling the players and making them win the game.

697
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,960
Stephens floats a balloon into the central mixing unit.

698
00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:28,740
But it's picked up by the Moldovans.

699
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:32,080
Who've got a lot of experience on that console.

700
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:34,720
Twisting buttons and flicking knobs.

701
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:41,540
And there's a knob flicker for Moldova now on the right-hand side of the left flank.

702
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:49,440
The Irish maintain a cool, calm, cucumber-istic posseh of the ball.

703
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:53,660
And it's, again, fumbled up scrappily-doodily by the Moldovan bad boys.

704
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,380
But again, bully ball is the game we're playing today.

705
00:33:56,380 --> 00:34:04,200
And it looks like whoever's got the biggest set of shoulders and the heaviest set of torso is going to come out better.

706
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,400
In each and every 50-50.

707
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,700
The Moldovans are trying to get something out of this now.

708
00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:15,000
It's not looking good for them, though.

709
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,680
Yeah, we're bullying them, but...

710
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,980
It's not deterring them at any stage of the game.

711
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:22,760
They're big fellas.

712
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:24,700
They are, yeah.

713
00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:27,720
They come from hard countries, like, you know, they've seen hardship.

714
00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:29,320
And look at this.

715
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,440
They're about to see a little bit more hardship now.

716
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,160
It's hurrahan!

717
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:33,640
Just...

718
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,640
Yes!

719
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,800
Straight into the path of McGoldrick.

720
00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:42,460
And he's making the boys sick again with unbelievable COVID goals.

721
00:34:43,660 --> 00:34:49,200
Just to reiterate, just to clarify, should I say, McGoldrick does not have COVID.

722
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,160
I didn't...

723
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,240
I was trying to...

724
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:57,040
It's the first thing that came out of my mind when I was reaching for some kind of sickness thing.

725
00:34:57,140 --> 00:34:59,180
But I'm referring to the sickness of the score.

726
00:34:59,180 --> 00:34:59,820
Yep.

727
00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:01,860
It's a sick-ass score.

728
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,620
It's legit fire.

729
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,300
Thank you very much to Arbolad with the tip.

730
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:09,420
Shout-out to the Blesso boys watching in the shed.

731
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:10,960
Also, shout-out to Dodo.

732
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,000
Shout-out to Dodo.

733
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,060
Dodo.

734
00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:14,360
Demolish the onion sack, you're saying.

735
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,200
We're gonna do that.

736
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:20,160
All we came to do today was demolish sack.

737
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:26,460
And I have to tell you, there's gonna be no sack left by the end of this match.

738
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,100
We'll have the sack torn off the pitch.

739
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:34,300
We bloody hell will at this stage of the game.

740
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,660
Thank you very much there to the lads who just after tipping there.

741
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,160
The Blesso boys.

742
00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:41,780
Agus.

743
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,940
Tuber Quack FC.

744
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:43,520
Agus.

745
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,580
The Dodo.

746
00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:48,020
Thank you very much to the Dodo.

747
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:48,620
Ireland.

748
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:52,300
Looking very solid at the moment, Tom.

749
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,120
What can I say?

750
00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:00,720
It's finally beginning to come together for them after the last few games.

751
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,420
The last few days.

752
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,660
They're beginning to gel.

753
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,600
There's a lovely bit of gelage.

754
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,940
Would it be a sanitizer gel, would it?

755
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:08,880
It'd have to be.

756
00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:10,580
It'd have to be.

757
00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:11,840
And where did they buy it?

758
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:13,900
It came isht.

759
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,320
And how much?

760
00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,600
Probably about 15 euro.

761
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:19,040
Yep.

762
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:19,740
They're gouging.

763
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,840
Beware of the gougers.

764
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:23,060
If you're out there.

765
00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:26,460
And they're absolutely trying to gouge your eyes out.

766
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,540
I don't think it's that bad.

767
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,040
The final whistle has gone here.

768
00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:31,560
And it's Ireland 4.

769
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:32,760
Moldova 0.

770
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:33,880
And look at your man there.

771
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:34,900
He doesn't look happy.

772
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:35,920
Why would he?

773
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:36,620
He's been bet.

774
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,140
And there your man, McGoldrick.

775
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,240
The goal scoring.

776
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:41,880
Goal scoring.

777
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,680
Goal scorer.

778
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:44,220
Striker for us.

779
00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:44,880
Ireland.

780
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:45,760
And amazing.

781
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,020
And lovely bit of pat a cake.

782
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:47,640
Pat a cake.

783
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,600
Pat the baker.

784
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:53,180
A bit of gossiping about the other bakers on the field.

785
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,880
Yeah, they were shite bakers.

786
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,640
And the bread that they had was steel.

787
00:36:58,060 --> 00:36:58,800
Whereas ours.

788
00:36:59,180 --> 00:36:59,880
Fresh out the oven.

789
00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,520
Fresh out the oven.

790
00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:05,700
We even needed to leave the bread out for a bit to cool down.

791
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,080
It was that fresh.

792
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,160
It was.

793
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,320
It smelt great.

794
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,280
Sandra Joyce.

795
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,660
Loves the bread.

796
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,320
Thank you very much for the tip.

797
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,820
Thank you very much, Sandra.

798
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,320
Tommy, we can't see whether or not Sandra Joyce does love bread.

799
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:24,780
You never know.

800
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,900
She might be on the gluten-free stuff.

801
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,580
I tried that myself.

802
00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:31,420
It's a fad.

803
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:33,540
I don't know about that.

804
00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:36,120
There's people who don't like that gluten sort of stuff.

805
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:36,820
Like, you know, they're.

806
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,520
I think they're intolerant to it.

807
00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:41,740
Yeah, well, I'm intolerant to fads.

808
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:44,360
I eat only white slice.

809
00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:46,420
O'Hara's.

810
00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:47,700
Foxfoot.

811
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,940
I've told you before when I was driving the bus.

812
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,020
I used to have a little scam going with the O'Hara's boys.

813
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,280
I used to give them free lifts.

814
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,100
And they used to give me free loads.

815
00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:02,860
That was an amazing little bit of scam work there.

816
00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:07,020
And Iroquois Plishkin, thank you very much for your lovely kind-hearted tip there.

817
00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:09,000
What about these highlights that we've got here?

818
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,140
We've got a lovely little highlights package, Tom.

819
00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:12,700
Great highlights package.

820
00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:15,000
Thank you very much, Plishkin.

821
00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:16,040
And Sandra Joyce.

822
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,460
Hendrik here.

823
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,620
Scooping the ball wide.

824
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,200
And he's very angry, you can see.

825
00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:23,060
Difficult porridge dumps.

826
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,460
Thank you very much, difficult porridge dumps.

827
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:30,320
Yeah, and another lovely shot here from McGoldrick.

828
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:31,520
Was this the goal?

829
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:32,300
No, it wasn't.

830
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,080
Straight at the keeper's foot.

831
00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:35,920
Great bit of footwork there from the keeper.

832
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,880
I seen him all week, trinning that foot up on a lamppost.

833
00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:42,020
How would he have gone about that, Tom?

834
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,080
Can you describe that to us in scintillating, searing details?

835
00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:46,360
I will.

836
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:48,520
I'd like to just say, though, don't leave a poopy bum hole.

837
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,280
Thank you very much.

838
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:56,460
Basically, he'd just be doing a kind of karate Mr. Miyagi job on the local lamppost.

839
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,780
Out in Moldova.

840
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,180
They're all made of soft wood.

841
00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:02,420
Click is scoring goals.

842
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,040
He certainly is.

843
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,800
One click is all it takes.

844
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,140
Thank you very much for that.

845
00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:10,020
Can you get Paddy Bamford on your squad?

846
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,360
Hashtag granny rule.

847
00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:13,280
He should.

848
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,740
Patrick Bamford.

849
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,340
He's a workhorse, and he gets a lot of shtick.

850
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,820
He does get a lot of shtick, but I tell you something.

851
00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:23,580
He doesn't give anything less than 110% each week.

852
00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:24,940
Holds the ball up well.

853
00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:30,200
He's got a good brain, and his fitness is impeccable.

854
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:36,280
Plus, it shouldn't all be on his shoulders to put the goals away for Leeds United.

855
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:37,080
Nah.

856
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:41,260
I mean, the outfield players need to rise up and come up the ranks as well, and your man,

857
00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:47,280
Harrison, he's had a load of unlucky chances on goal, but he's not for the want trying.

858
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:51,980
He needs to step up, and he's been lucky, actually, Bamford, that the other team have stepped up.

859
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,740
It takes a bit of courage out of the team.

860
00:39:55,820 --> 00:39:58,040
You know, if you're failing like that, and yourself.

861
00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:04,040
We've seen with Ireland the last two finals, which we've been up against quite sterling,

862
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:09,040
hard opposition in Brazil, and last night, who was it?

863
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:09,440
Belgium.

864
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:10,580
Yep.

865
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,160
Very tough teams.

866
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,720
I'm actually amazed that we managed to come out of it alive.

867
00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:18,140
But look it.

868
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,700
We've got another half to come.

869
00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:20,580
It's all to pray for.

870
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,540
Kearney Folk, thank you very much.

871
00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,000
Oh, sorry, sorry.

872
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:24,700
It's full time.

873
00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:25,720
Full time.

874
00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:26,680
We won the match, Ta.

875
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,040
We won the match, Farnell.

876
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,560
That was so easy.

877
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:36,520
It felt that was so easy that it felt like we still had another half to play.

878
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:42,120
Thank you very much, Kearney Folk, and Click is Scoring Goals, and Dunleavy Poopy Bumhole.

879
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,580
Great, great names.

880
00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:48,000
A fantastic bit of broadcasting, which are patronizing now, which are tips.

881
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,300
All the best, T-Lads.

882
00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:51,140
Come back.

883
00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:53,660
Join us for more football coming right up.

884
00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:54,280
Don't go away.

885
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:54,980
Modric.

886
00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:55,900
Modric.

887
00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:56,900
Modric.

888
00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:57,820
Modric.

889
00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:58,820
Modric.

890
00:40:58,820 --> 00:40:59,820
Modric.

891
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:00,820
Modric.

892
00:41:00,820 --> 00:41:01,820
Modric.

893
00:41:01,820 --> 00:41:02,820
Modric.

894
00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:03,820
Modric.

895
00:41:03,820 --> 00:41:04,820
Modric.

896
00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:05,820
Modric.

897
00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:06,820
Modric.

898
00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:07,820
Modric.

899
00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:08,820
Modric.

900
00:41:08,820 --> 00:41:09,820
Modric.

901
00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:10,820
Modric.

902
00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:11,820
Modric.

903
00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:12,820
Modric.

904
00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:13,820
Modric.

905
00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:18,320
How's it going, guys?

906
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:24,720
Connor Williams here, back at the score desk, just with the round-up of group stage match

907
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:25,920
day one results.

908
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,220
Germany beat the First Islands 2-0.

909
00:41:28,220 --> 00:41:31,220
Lebanon failed at the first hurdle against Venezuela.

910
00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:37,720
Ireland crushing Moldova there under their jackboots, or football boots, whatever they're

911
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,720
wearing.

912
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,720
Footballers wear jackboots on the pitch.

913
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:44,720
Oman suffered mercilessly in the hands of Peru.

914
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:51,320
The men from the mountains, the Peruvian dreamers, the Llamalots.

915
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:57,020
The Romania boys, well, they remain unbeaten.

916
00:41:57,020 --> 00:42:02,120
After beating Lafayette 1-0, Australia with a boring 0-0 stalemate there with Panama.

917
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,320
Have to get their canals in order for the next game.

918
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,320
Try and get those goals flowing.

919
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,920
Belgium 2-0 against Estonia.

920
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:14,320
So Nigeria faltering miserably against the Argentinians.

921
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,520
The rest of the games there is Swedes versus the Andorans.

922
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:23,520
Managed to vanquish those little small boys from that small country, small area of land

923
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:28,520
there just between Spain and France, I believe.

924
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,520
I'm not sure.

925
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,120
Iran 2-2 with the Chile men.

926
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,120
The Chile Willys.

927
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:38,120
The Austrian lads 2-0 against Luxemburgers.

928
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,120
The Moroccan boys.

929
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:46,120
Managed to vanquish Diego Costa Rica for 2.

930
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,120
Espanolos.

931
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,120
You better believe it.

932
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,120
Georgie Hadji faltering against them.

933
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,720
0-2.

934
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:54,720
Algeria.

935
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:57,520
They bet the Yanks 1-0.

936
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:58,720
The Finnish boys.

937
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,720
Came up on top.

938
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:05,720
After facing off against their Baltic counterparts Lithuania.

939
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,720
And then the Egyptian wizards.

940
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,720
With the Egyptian magician Mohammed Saleh.

941
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:13,720
Bringing them to glory.

942
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:20,320
Four goals to the good there against Ecuador.

943
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,320
It's looking absolutely spicy.

944
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,320
It's looking very tasty.

945
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:30,320
And I was actually saying to Johnny Ronan the last day.

946
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,320
We were just having a bit of a self-isolation in the Maybach.

947
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,320
In the back of the Maybach here.

948
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,320
A few bottles of Ruby Red.

949
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,920
And a couple of Schielevert special.

950
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,920
And Chilean wine.

951
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,920
Even though Schielevert was a goalkeeper.

952
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,920
For Chile actually.

953
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,920
Yeah.

954
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,920
Yeah.

955
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,920
He was a mad man.

956
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,920
Used to take free kicks.

957
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,920
We actually had him in the car as well.

958
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,920
But we realised he come all the way over Chile.

959
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,920
Just to have a bit of wine with a bit of Cab Sam as well.

960
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,920
In the back of the Maybach.

961
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,920
And sorry my face.

962
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,920
You couldn't see my head there.

963
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:08,920
Yeah.

964
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,920
Sheilavert was getting a little bit annoyed.

965
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,920
Because we couldn't open the door.

966
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,520
Something to do with the electric locking.

967
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,520
We left the key up the front as well.

968
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,520
Fucking annoying.

969
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,520
I was basically like a child lock.

970
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,520
With lads in a car.

971
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,520
Situation.

972
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,520
We only had one bottle of goose to do.

973
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,520
And Sheilavert was just knocking on.

974
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,520
Rapping on the window here.

975
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,520
Going yo.

976
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,520
Lads.

977
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,520
Let us in lads.

978
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:37,520
I'm all right.

979
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,520
I'm over all the way from Chile.

980
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,520
And.

981
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,520
I said sorry man.

982
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,520
No can do.

983
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,120
We didn't want to explain to him that we lost the key to the Maybach.

984
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,120
And we couldn't open the door.

985
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:51,120
So we just used the Covid response.

986
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,120
We played the Covid card.

987
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,120
And said.

988
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,120
Sheiliver.

989
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,120
Sorry man.

990
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:00,720
You best just go back to Chile or something.

991
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,720
Covid stuff.

992
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,120
And that he did.

993
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,120
And.

994
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,120
Yeah.

995
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,120
Look.

996
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,120
It's all going to blow over guys.

997
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,120
It'll be grand.

998
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,620
everything's gonna be fine

999
00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:25,540
try try again Ireland looking for a pummeling powerhouse opening up to slam down the egg ball

1000
00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:35,100
mercilessly and ruthlessly and doggedly against this Welsh backline of beasts from the valleys

1001
00:45:35,100 --> 00:46:03,660
they were shipped over to Ireland via cargo ferry this morning inside a shipping container large enough to house a museum exhibit of beasts this was no exhibit of fossils this was a live batch of Welsh monsters when they arrived at Dublin port the cargo was transported to the Aviva containing all 22 monsters

1002
00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:19,160
stuck in a containment unit till kickoff they were fed daffodils and leeks and other less known stereotypical Welsh foodstuffs the stereo foodstuffs great Welsh rock band quintessentially disassociated

1003
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:24,000
a daily slice of steak

1004
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:32,580
welcome back to the world cup experience with sponsored by zurek death thank you very much for

1005
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:40,820
that we're nestled snugly atop of group f ahead of the peruvian dreamers the omani o manners and

1006
00:46:40,820 --> 00:46:49,120
also the moldovan nightmare boys who we managed to send back into their own nightmare world by

1007
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:55,020
dispatching them handily four goals to the goose tommy indeed tuberquack thank you very much for your tip

1008
00:46:55,020 --> 00:47:01,600
four goals to the goose big shout out to a grey goose premium vodka for your tip and also my mate

1009
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:09,460
shpuds got corona for your sweet sweet tiptoe indeed as well that was a great little situation

1010
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:18,000
um wes hooligan thank you very much that's very kind yeah let's move on swiftly and uh let's have a little

1011
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,560
look before we do go in the other group sweden are doing well they won the first game morocco austria

1012
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:27,200
let's not regard the bottom two of any of the other groups spain and algeria doing well egypt and

1013
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:32,040
finland got their workout help from them but they're doing well in their opening group game against the

1014
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:40,540
lithuines the ecuadorians itchy langer jr thank you very much for your uh tender tip uh which is a coin

1015
00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:48,460
you donated i didn't see how many how many uh you just have a quick look there itchy langer yeah one euro

1016
00:47:48,460 --> 00:47:53,580
thank you very much for your uh one euro tip that's very kind of you and zurich death again

1017
00:47:53,580 --> 00:48:00,060
um just couldn't stay away zierich death huh thank you very much for that germany and venezuela are doing

1018
00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:05,660
the business in their group but they're only up against red leb and the pharaoh boys how are they

1019
00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:10,620
going to fare up against the uh the germanians the germane greers they're not going to do well at all

1020
00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:16,780
they're going to get crushed they're going to get absolutely dispatched into the next realm what like

1021
00:48:16,780 --> 00:48:23,260
mark formerly known as known as sweet beasts thank you very much like dead like no they're not going

1022
00:48:23,260 --> 00:48:29,100
to get killed but they are metaphorically going to be dispatched to the next realm what would the next

1023
00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:39,020
realm be elimination sony boys thank you very much sony boys for your tip romania and australia are doing

1024
00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:44,540
the business in their group against the panamians i think that's how you'd say the someone from panama

1025
00:48:44,540 --> 00:48:52,540
tommy would you call them a panamian no because panama you see so you wouldn't say panamania maybe

1026
00:48:52,540 --> 00:48:54,620
what panamania

1027
00:48:57,500 --> 00:49:01,740
zebes thanks very much zebes listen zebes we're just trying to get to grips here with what the

1028
00:49:02,460 --> 00:49:05,740
you know the term would be if you're referring to a big group of lads from panama

1029
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:13,980
panama jack i would have just said that that's not a collective for a country like the end you're just

1030
00:49:13,980 --> 00:49:21,900
sticking the name jack in there yeah i get you i get you uh what about the latvians what would you call

1031
00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:31,660
them the lads yep it makes sense the romanians the rooms and the australians

1032
00:49:34,060 --> 00:49:41,500
the ozies i forgot about that the oz is a well known for that ozzy crack belgium and argentina

1033
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:49,820
they're doing well both of them have won their first game opening match of their group h and it's the

1034
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,500
nigerians and the estonians

1035
00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:57,900
who've managed to falter in their opening group games would you believe that after the belgians and

1036
00:49:57,900 --> 00:50:02,620
argentinos won their group games i would believe that because the belgians and the argentinos won their

1037
00:50:02,620 --> 00:50:11,900
first game yeah then it only stands for reason that nigeria and estonia the other two players or teams in the group yeah

1038
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:18,940
stands for reason they would have lashed indeed it does tommy that's it's great how it has a logical

1039
00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:26,540
progression like that isn't it it is lovely progression ireland versus oh man oh man am i excited

1040
00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:34,140
let's get to grips with this now we absolutely arse hold the boys in the the first game 4-0 what you

1041
00:50:34,140 --> 00:50:40,860
think we've got in stock for these guys i had a look down the stock room earlier on there's so much stock

1042
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:47,420
ready to go out on the shelves yep there is there's so much stock in that on that bench in that training

1043
00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:53,340
room um and there's definitely no sign of any of the stock being depleted even if there are people panic

1044
00:50:53,340 --> 00:51:00,780
buying the stock out there no one is doing any panic buying here and look at that colo colo this is an

1045
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:08,060
amazing stadium where is it tom do you study your monument tell the colo colo out in mexico i believe

1046
00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:14,060
and look at kio's eyes is wired to the moon surely that's going to be something that's going to stand to

1047
00:51:14,060 --> 00:51:19,100
us will it i don't know just let's hope the dopers aren't tasting after the match

1048
00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:29,260
let's see ireland win we want to see ireland win big time together we are strong boys victory or nothing

1049
00:51:30,140 --> 00:51:48,300
thank you very much big x jim please stand for the national anthem

1050
00:51:48,300 --> 00:52:03,020
thank you very much there for uh begathevei ron hubbard for your tip there and also your outladies got worms thank you very much thank you very much net

1051
00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:13,240
Thank you very much there for a good guy who they run for your tip there and also your

1052
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,240
outladies got worms.

1053
00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,240
Thank you very much.

1054
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,240
Thank you very much.

1055
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,240
Thank you very much.

1056
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:26,080
That's the great bit of ball to be played again in the national anthem.

1057
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:29,700
We don't need to hear the national anthem of the other squad.

1058
00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:32,640
Isn't that the crack?

1059
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,540
Crack back and sack.

1060
00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:37,020
And look at that.

1061
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:38,540
None of those lads.

1062
00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:39,540
Pack cocks, false nine.

1063
00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:40,540
Thank you very much.

1064
00:52:40,540 --> 00:52:44,980
None of their lads had their faces on the screen.

1065
00:52:44,980 --> 00:52:50,840
The referee blows his amazingly fantastic whistle to signify the beginning of the first half

1066
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:55,760
of the second group match game of the World Cup 2022 Qatar.

1067
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:56,760
Ireland's group.

1068
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:02,260
Hashid, thank you very much for your tip and for everyone who's tipping away there.

1069
00:53:02,260 --> 00:53:03,160
Kind of you.

1070
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,640
It certainly puts a bit of wind in the sails, Tommy, doesn't it?

1071
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,160
It really does.

1072
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,160
Keeps us tipping away, that's for sure.

1073
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:11,160
Ha ha ha.

1074
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,160
Lovely little bit of pun work.

1075
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,600
And that's what you get, you see.

1076
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,600
That's what you're getting here.

1077
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:21,340
And it's Ireland trying to make a hames of their opposition in this early stage of the game.

1078
00:53:21,340 --> 00:53:24,140
And McLean's running down the wing like a demonic McLeaner.

1079
00:53:24,140 --> 00:53:25,960
And he manages to find a guy in the box.

1080
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:26,500
It's McGoldrick.

1081
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:27,680
One, two.

1082
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,860
One shot is all it takes.

1083
00:53:30,260 --> 00:53:31,460
The McGoldrick way.

1084
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:34,500
Lovely bit of one touch.

1085
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,400
Smacker Jacker Lacquer Loonie.

1086
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:37,460
Come on, Ireland.

1087
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,400
We're going to the final.

1088
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,100
Open the pubs, boys.

1089
00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:45,500
Josh like to apologize there.

1090
00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:47,060
We don't want to open the pubs.

1091
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:48,420
Thank you very much to Hashid.

1092
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:54,300
And also, bumming the Adlums Owl for your kind-hearted and generous tip.

1093
00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:56,040
Jap's eye king.

1094
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,180
Thank you very much for that.

1095
00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:00,260
And it's a great situation here with the two boys.

1096
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,760
Blashing the ball into the back of the sack.

1097
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:03,640
Straight.

1098
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,400
Down the middle.

1099
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,100
But it's an easy one for the goalkeeper.

1100
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:09,740
And it's a strange one.

1101
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:11,440
That he didn't manage to get it.

1102
00:54:11,980 --> 00:54:13,060
He dove too late.

1103
00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:18,520
I don't think it was that much of an easy one to really take.

1104
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,740
New Mercedes, thank you very much.

1105
00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:22,580
I don't think it was that easy to take, Tom.

1106
00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,420
He struck it like a bullet.

1107
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,320
He's got bullet boots on.

1108
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,740
Sponsored by war zones, yes.

1109
00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:31,920
And this is Hendrick now.

1110
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,320
Looking to lay down a bit of war zone on his opponent.

1111
00:54:34,620 --> 00:54:36,920
As he manages to find Brady in good space.

1112
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,100
Brady, could he find McGoldrick in good time?

1113
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:39,620
He tries it.

1114
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:40,180
McGoldrick.

1115
00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:41,800
And it's straight off the bear.

1116
00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:42,860
And it's...

1117
00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:43,020
Oh.

1118
00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:45,660
Nearly own gold into the back of the sack.

1119
00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:46,820
But look at this.

1120
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:47,380
McGoldrick.

1121
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:48,700
Takes his time.

1122
00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:50,040
Schlotz it left.

1123
00:54:50,380 --> 00:54:53,160
And the keeper manages to get a lovely hand on it.

1124
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:57,140
And it rolls just in front of that touchline, Tommy.

1125
00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:58,920
Touchline, Tommy.

1126
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,240
That's the way it's going to be for the next 10 or 20 minutes.

1127
00:55:02,820 --> 00:55:04,000
Pure touchline work.

1128
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,540
We need to be on that line.

1129
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:06,640
Touching it.

1130
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,020
With the ball.

1131
00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:09,400
But not going over it.

1132
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:09,940
Yep.

1133
00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:12,440
Because that would be a goal kick if it did go over it, Tom.

1134
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:13,100
Indeed.

1135
00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:13,140
Indeed.

1136
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,880
Unless the other players have touched it.

1137
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,100
In which case, it would be...

1138
00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:18,640
A corner kick.

1139
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:19,340
To...

1140
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:20,260
Ireland.

1141
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:21,580
Good man, Tommy.

1142
00:55:22,180 --> 00:55:24,400
Welcome back to the soccer if you've just joined us.

1143
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:30,300
It's Ireland's second group match game of the opening phase of the World Cup 2022 in Qatar.

1144
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,240
A great country.

1145
00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:32,220
Morally.

1146
00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:36,300
And it's got a lot of dignity about it.

1147
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,940
A lot of respect for humans.

1148
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,620
And it's a great place.

1149
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,680
And I really am thankful for them for giving me the job.

1150
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:45,440
As Ireland.

1151
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,200
Try to get the ball into the onion sack again.

1152
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,420
From down here, it's a long way away.

1153
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:51,080
Indeed.

1154
00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:53,320
McGoldrick's making moves.

1155
00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:54,480
McGoldrick's making moves.

1156
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:55,240
McGoldrick.

1157
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:55,820
Has he got it?

1158
00:55:56,140 --> 00:55:56,800
He has it.

1159
00:55:57,140 --> 00:55:58,820
And his cash is checked down the bank.

1160
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:00,480
The bank is in Oman.

1161
00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:03,200
The bank was closed due to COVID-19.

1162
00:56:03,620 --> 00:56:04,760
They told him to go online.

1163
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:06,420
He did that.

1164
00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,500
And he made a fucking lodgement.

1165
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,440
Into the Oman sack.

1166
00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:14,060
Oman, Oman alive.

1167
00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:15,820
Am I excited now?

1168
00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:19,540
We are moving at a nice, nice pace.

1169
00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:20,860
Charlie George.

1170
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:22,500
Thank you very much, sir.

1171
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:25,300
For a beautiful, beautiful 10 euro tip.

1172
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:26,720
And look at this.

1173
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:29,200
A lovely, lovely tip into the sack.

1174
00:56:30,460 --> 00:56:32,820
Does he be tipping much sack on his after his time?

1175
00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:33,760
I told you.

1176
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,800
He spends all the schmacking lampposts with his boots.

1177
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,920
Steel toe cap?

1178
00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:40,440
No steel toe cap.

1179
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,800
Hard or soft leather?

1180
00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:45,620
Medium.

1181
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,580
Lovely stuff.

1182
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,420
Lovely bit of hustling and harrying there on the wing.

1183
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,280
Between the harriarchers.

1184
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,740
The two boys.

1185
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,180
Making the Omani boy.

1186
00:56:57,780 --> 00:56:59,160
Feel a little bit unwelcome.

1187
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,220
A little bit disturbed.

1188
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,880
But the Omanis are not laying down without a fight.

1189
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:09,200
Yeah, they're kind of laying down and just kicking.

1190
00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:13,320
You know the way the MMA boys lay on their back and put their legs up.

1191
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,580
Yeah, like beetles on their backs.

1192
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:16,680
Yeah.

1193
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,300
They're doing a bit of back beetling.

1194
00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:19,200
Yeah.

1195
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:20,460
They're the fifth beetle.

1196
00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:22,340
Well, there's 11 of them.

1197
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:25,940
So how many beetles would that be in total then?

1198
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,000
What's 11 plus 4?

1199
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:32,180
11, 12, 13, 14, 15.

1200
00:57:32,980 --> 00:57:34,320
Imagine 15 beetles.

1201
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,020
Imagine the sound that could have been.

1202
00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:36,900
Amazing.

1203
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:39,960
It might have been shite though, Tommy.

1204
00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:40,920
You never know.

1205
00:57:41,580 --> 00:57:42,160
Could have been.

1206
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,560
Probably best just leaving it at the fab four.

1207
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:45,860
Yep.

1208
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:47,120
Ringo.

1209
00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:48,700
Jarno.

1210
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:50,720
Billo.

1211
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:52,100
And Eamon.

1212
00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:54,540
I think they had different names, but look.

1213
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:58,420
Let's not get too bogged down in rock music trivia.

1214
00:57:59,260 --> 00:58:00,800
Let's get bogged down in the ball here.

1215
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,060
As the bit of ball is going to be played into the bog.

1216
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:04,940
Boom.

1217
00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:06,700
Hurrahan.

1218
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:08,060
Can he find a man?

1219
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:08,980
Indeed.

1220
00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:10,540
He finds a man from Oman.

1221
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,600
Finds the chest of an Oman man.

1222
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,960
And it goes out for a fucking throw man.

1223
00:58:15,620 --> 00:58:15,900
Please.

1224
00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:16,640
Please.

1225
00:58:16,780 --> 00:58:17,920
Do not swear, Francis.

1226
00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:22,760
I apologize for the usage of language and look at Sky Sports if you're watching.

1227
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,360
This isn't the complete package.

1228
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,240
You don't know what you don't get.

1229
00:58:26,620 --> 00:58:27,520
What you don't have.

1230
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:28,680
Give us a chance.

1231
00:58:28,820 --> 00:58:29,500
Give us a trial.

1232
00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:31,260
Give us a day at the office.

1233
00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:31,900
We'll come in.

1234
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:32,520
We'll shock you.

1235
00:58:32,620 --> 00:58:33,100
We'll awe you.

1236
00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:35,640
We'll do everything.

1237
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:38,820
We won't do everything, Tom.

1238
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,580
We don't want to be giving everything away.

1239
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,240
Like we need to show some kind of leverage.

1240
00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,100
We've got leverage.

1241
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:48,640
There was a bad bit of leverage there on that jump from McLean.

1242
00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:50,500
He didn't get enough leverage onto that ball.

1243
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:51,320
Boom.

1244
00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:58,740
I'd say he needed to get more leverage physically in the air to be able to head the ball downwards.

1245
00:58:58,740 --> 00:59:02,680
But I mean, to be able to control the ball anyway at that speed, at that pace, at that velocity.

1246
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:04,740
Take a lot out of you.

1247
00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:06,420
Well, take a lot out of you is right.

1248
00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:07,920
Oman now.

1249
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,900
Trying to take the game into the night and do something with it.

1250
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:15,880
It's 33 minutes on the clock and it's hard to see what they're going to do with father time.

1251
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:20,720
Maybe they wrote a letter to father time and said, listen, any chance you could give us a bit more?

1252
00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:21,440
Hendrick, though.

1253
00:59:21,580 --> 00:59:25,820
He's got a striking boot force and he's got a striking eye for goal.

1254
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:27,220
Goal for Ireland.

1255
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:28,200
3-0.

1256
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,020
And it's looking very ominous for Oman.

1257
00:59:31,940 --> 00:59:33,880
Very bad for the boys from Oman.

1258
00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:37,020
A donation came in there.

1259
00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:39,320
It said, James McLean hates the...

1260
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:40,520
And then there was another word.

1261
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,780
And we got told off for repeating that phrase the last day.

1262
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,060
So thanks for the donation.

1263
00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:48,060
But I can't have that text written on the screen.

1264
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,860
Otherwise, there's going to be...

1265
00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:57,860
It's not fair on McLean as well because he would have to suffer dog's abuse on the pitch while playing over there.

1266
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:58,940
So why would you...

1267
00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:01,680
Why add to already a shit situation?

1268
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:05,300
Even though I do accept there are a lot of...

1269
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:12,500
There could be people that have heavy, heavy, you know, tendencies to really, really go hard on the Ra.

1270
01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:15,040
Either for it or against it.

1271
01:00:15,380 --> 01:00:20,360
And what's the point of stoking up that kind of talk and chant?

1272
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,840
And also, a lot of people who might hate the Queen.

1273
01:00:23,380 --> 01:00:24,440
That's without...

1274
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,140
You know, nobody's arguing that.

1275
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,540
But why do we need to keep that in our game of football?

1276
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,720
Do you have any opinion, Tommy?

1277
01:00:32,980 --> 01:00:39,460
All I want to do is watch the ball and see Ireland throunce opposition.

1278
01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:46,480
And if they come up against England, like they did yesterday, I'm not going to hide my excitement.

1279
01:00:47,940 --> 01:00:48,380
Well, you did.

1280
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:50,740
You were bollocking me for not hiding it yesterday.

1281
01:00:52,380 --> 01:00:53,760
Look, I mean, it's hard.

1282
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,560
I know I can speak the speak and talk the talk and walk the walk.

1283
01:00:57,060 --> 01:01:01,760
But when we're actually playing the game, different story, different scenario.

1284
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,720
You get swept up.

1285
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,180
You do get swept up, Tommy.

1286
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,260
Look at the boys now, about to sweep the O'Manns.

1287
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,320
The O'Manny crumbs into the bin.

1288
01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:10,240
But it's...

1289
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,240
Absolutely...

1290
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:12,860
The bin is full at the moment.

1291
01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:13,780
It needs to be taken out.

1292
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,900
Not enough room in the bin to get any more trash into the receptacle.

1293
01:01:19,060 --> 01:01:19,660
Now...

1294
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:25,160
Oh, man, trying to receptacleize the ball into our half, but it's halftime.

1295
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,560
And McGoldrick, two goals from himself.

1296
01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:32,260
Jimi Hendrix managed to get a lovely shot into the mixer as well.

1297
01:01:33,100 --> 01:01:35,760
Big shout-out to Sam, who's tipped €3 there.

1298
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:36,880
Thank you very much, Sam.

1299
01:01:36,940 --> 01:01:39,000
And also the porridge family doo-doo.

1300
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:40,920
Very kind of you-you.

1301
01:01:41,580 --> 01:01:45,080
Hopefully you're getting on well and enjoying the ball.

1302
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,760
Francis and Tom, please let Connor know that his tinted Maybach windows

1303
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:51,800
have subverted his sense of South American knowledge.

1304
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,320
Shiliver is Paraguayan, not Chilean.

1305
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,960
Thanks very much for letting us know about that.

1306
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,320
We do aim to get everything right.

1307
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,100
But as I said to you, Captain Cabinets, thank you so much for that tip.

1308
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,000
Thank you very much, Captain Cabinets.

1309
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,720
Captain Cabinets, I hope you're doing well.

1310
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:10,040
Best of luck to you.

1311
01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:14,440
We do aim to get everything right here, statistically speaking.

1312
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,480
If you're watching, again, reiterating the sentiment.

1313
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:20,360
Sky Sports.

1314
01:02:21,580 --> 01:02:22,360
Luxembourg, lad.

1315
01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:23,020
Thank you very much.

1316
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:23,860
BBC.

1317
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:26,200
NBC.

1318
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:27,720
NBC.

1319
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,360
ESPN.

1320
01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:31,220
BT.

1321
01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:33,420
Setanta, if it's still going.

1322
01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:37,300
Virgin Media won even.

1323
01:02:38,820 --> 01:02:39,120
RT.

1324
01:02:39,340 --> 01:02:40,200
Even RT.

1325
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,660
If you're watching, lads.

1326
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,040
Get us on the ball.

1327
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:45,620
Wexford.

1328
01:02:46,580 --> 01:02:47,600
Thank you very much.

1329
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:49,840
Get us on the ball.

1330
01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:51,100
Give us a day at the office.

1331
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:52,540
Myself and Tom will come in.

1332
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,240
We won't ask for lunch or travel expenses.

1333
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,660
We'll do what we can.

1334
01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:59,020
We'll give what we have.

1335
01:02:59,820 --> 01:03:00,980
We'll work in the dark.

1336
01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:03,840
The rest will be in the madness of art.

1337
01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:09,800
Just give us ten minutes in the booth and see what fire we can spit.

1338
01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:12,000
Because there's a man here beside me.

1339
01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:13,060
Tommy Schlug.

1340
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:14,120
How are you getting on?

1341
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,100
He's worked hard all his life.

1342
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,440
He was in NATO for 18 years doing peacekeeping.

1343
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:20,760
I was.

1344
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,300
He used to work down the tunnels in London.

1345
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,100
Digging ditches and drains and what not the fuck else.

1346
01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:27,140
I was.

1347
01:03:27,940 --> 01:03:28,840
He's been there.

1348
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:29,640
He's drank it.

1349
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,120
He's bought the t-shirt here.

1350
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:33,820
I spit slouch on the t-shirt.

1351
01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:36,860
Ruined the fecking t-shirt so you did.

1352
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,600
Ruined myself man.

1353
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:41,760
We've been to the top.

1354
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,180
We've been to the bottom.

1355
01:03:44,140 --> 01:03:44,940
We know it all.

1356
01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:47,580
You can't tell us anything.

1357
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:49,840
But you can give us ten minutes in the booth.

1358
01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:50,540
Sky Sports.

1359
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:52,860
Gary Neville and Carragher.

1360
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,640
What the feck do those lads know about you?

1361
01:03:56,740 --> 01:04:00,580
They only played for the top clubs in the English division.

1362
01:04:00,740 --> 01:04:01,840
That's why they're on the screen.

1363
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:07,600
They might have done that but they haven't got the world smarts like me and you.

1364
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:10,480
That's up for debate.

1365
01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:12,320
Tell you what isn't up for debate.

1366
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,520
That performance from Ireland in the first half.

1367
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,580
From the moment we took the tip we knew there was something on the tip of the tongue.

1368
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:19,420
What was it Tom?

1369
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,260
I don't know a word or something.

1370
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:23,420
Yep.

1371
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:24,880
And it says it's one word.

1372
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:28,720
Onions.

1373
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:29,300
No.

1374
01:04:29,940 --> 01:04:31,940
It means glory and winning stuff.

1375
01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:33,740
Winning.

1376
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:34,760
Nope.

1377
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:36,020
It's another word for winning.

1378
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:38,800
Well done.

1379
01:04:39,380 --> 01:04:39,640
Nope.

1380
01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:40,560
That's two words Tom.

1381
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:44,640
One word for winning.

1382
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:45,040
Yep.

1383
01:04:45,340 --> 01:04:45,900
Come on Tom.

1384
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,580
It's wasting the viewers time man.

1385
01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:48,240
We need to be more.

1386
01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:49,980
BBC are watching.

1387
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:50,480
We're fucked.

1388
01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:52,020
You can't swear.

1389
01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:53,240
One word.

1390
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:53,640
Winning.

1391
01:04:53,740 --> 01:04:54,260
Begins with V.

1392
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:54,880
Yep.

1393
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:55,340
Go on.

1394
01:04:58,100 --> 01:04:58,660
V'jazzle.

1395
01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:00,620
Fuck's sake Tom.

1396
01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:02,620
Modric.

1397
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:30,440
Modric.

1398
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,400
Modric.

1399
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:32,400
Modric.

1400
01:05:33,060 --> 01:05:33,500
Modric.

1401
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:34,480
Modric.

1402
01:05:34,980 --> 01:05:35,420
Modric.

1403
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:36,300
Modric.

1404
01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,440
Welcome back to the World Cup everybody.

1405
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,180
Thank you very much ropes for your lovely tip there.

1406
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:42,020
Tell you something.

1407
01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:47,740
O'Man are on the ropes and they're feeling the sting of each and every individual pummel we lay upon their torso.

1408
01:05:48,220 --> 01:05:48,640
Face.

1409
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:51,160
Complete upper body area.

1410
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,020
But saying that they're coming back now with a bit of a counter.

1411
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:59,780
It's going to be cleaned up by Randall with a lovely fish out to the left.

1412
01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:03,020
Finds Kazem on the wing.

1413
01:06:03,820 --> 01:06:06,080
It's cleaned up lovely by McLean.

1414
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:06,720
The cleaner.

1415
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,800
Who's cleaning house on that wing there.

1416
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:10,440
All day.

1417
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:11,120
All night.

1418
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:11,960
Keo.

1419
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,280
Lovely flavored crisps.

1420
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,000
We've got some Majid action on the left there.

1421
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:18,580
Coleman is going to take on Majid.

1422
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:20,080
Magisterially.

1423
01:06:20,340 --> 01:06:21,400
Lays a ball forward.

1424
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:24,080
Feeds a ball to Brady through the feed tube.

1425
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:26,140
Hendrick now.

1426
01:06:26,580 --> 01:06:29,520
Hendrick slots a lovely one into the center circle.

1427
01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:30,480
And Hurrahan.

1428
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,760
Laying it off to the man Ender Stevens on the wing.

1429
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,040
He's got McLean up ahead of him.

1430
01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:35,640
Will he use him?

1431
01:06:35,660 --> 01:06:36,000
He does.

1432
01:06:36,060 --> 01:06:37,180
He utilizes McLean well.

1433
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,240
What did McLean do now?

1434
01:06:38,340 --> 01:06:39,280
Gives it back to Hurrahan.

1435
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,220
It's a poor pass.

1436
01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:42,380
And it's cut out by the O'Manis.

1437
01:06:42,860 --> 01:06:44,820
The O'Manis have given the ball away to Hendrick.

1438
01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:47,080
Hendrick finds a lovely bit of Brady on the ball.

1439
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:47,740
Brady.

1440
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:48,940
He gives it back to Coleman.

1441
01:06:49,100 --> 01:06:50,700
He's got a lot of lads going into the box now.

1442
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:51,480
He might try something.

1443
01:06:51,580 --> 01:06:52,220
It's a lovely laugh.

1444
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,620
To through ball to find Hurrahan.

1445
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:54,280
Hurrahan.

1446
01:06:55,420 --> 01:06:56,240
Blasts the ball.

1447
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,120
But it's a blanker.

1448
01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,580
And it hits off the O'Manis.

1449
01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:01,480
We've still got possession now.

1450
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:04,540
Ireland lurking menacingly on the outside of the box.

1451
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:09,640
A long range effort from McLean is no effort at all for the goalkeeper.

1452
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:10,840
Whose name is Sultan.

1453
01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:11,920
Yep.

1454
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,560
Funny how he could be the Sultan of Schwing.

1455
01:07:16,660 --> 01:07:18,520
How could he be the Sultan of Schwing, Tom?

1456
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:19,820
I don't know.

1457
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,200
It's the only kind of...

1458
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:22,900
I'm trying to make some kind of wordplay thing.

1459
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:23,940
It's the only thing I can think of.

1460
01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:25,620
It was nonsensical, Tom.

1461
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,980
And it's going to get us no work in the future.

1462
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:29,280
Randolph.

1463
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,480
Rolls the ball considerably out to his men.

1464
01:07:32,940 --> 01:07:33,820
He's got Brady.

1465
01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:35,720
Who loves the touch out on the wing.

1466
01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:37,660
Gives a lovely bit of throughage.

1467
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:38,840
Through pipe.

1468
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,260
To McGoldrick.

1469
01:07:40,340 --> 01:07:41,180
Holds it up well.

1470
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,240
Paddy Bamford style.

1471
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:42,800
Bamford.

1472
01:07:42,940 --> 01:07:43,520
Come on, man.

1473
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:44,820
Do a bit of declaration.

1474
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:46,000
For us.

1475
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:51,000
You could really be cementing a nice bit of placement.

1476
01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:52,260
But I mean...

1477
01:07:52,260 --> 01:07:52,600
Who else?

1478
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:53,800
Would you rather Bamford?

1479
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,600
Or would you rather Shane Long?

1480
01:07:55,740 --> 01:07:57,540
Or who would you rather have up front, Tom?

1481
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:02,240
I think your man McGuire has been doing well for Brighton.

1482
01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:05,960
There's a book in there now playing for Norwich.

1483
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,460
He's not in the make-up here, is he?

1484
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,640
I'm not sure, is he?

1485
01:08:09,660 --> 01:08:11,220
Is that McGoldrick who plays for Norwich?

1486
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:12,880
Don't even know.

1487
01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:14,180
Tom, come on.

1488
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:16,560
You're meant to have a sheet of stats with you there.

1489
01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:19,000
Something at least to be able to give us...

1490
01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:25,040
A fucking semblance of a hold on this game.

1491
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:28,820
As Oman try to get a semblance of a shape on it themselves.

1492
01:08:28,820 --> 01:08:30,700
With a bit of semblance work out the back.

1493
01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:32,480
He's going to assemble...

1494
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:34,620
Assemble a bit of flat pack furniture out the side.

1495
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:35,940
But he's returned home.

1496
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,460
He hasn't got the screwdrivers to do it.

1497
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:40,900
And that bit of furniture is going back to Ikea.

1498
01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:42,400
Not through...

1499
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:42,400
Not through...

1500
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:45,120
Fault with the product.

1501
01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:46,500
Through fault.

1502
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:54,000
With the DIY capabilities of those who thought they were going to be able to just open it up and play ball.

1503
01:08:54,140 --> 01:08:54,860
It wasn't happening.

1504
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:55,740
Now, Hendricks.

1505
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,340
Lovely little through-z to Brady.

1506
01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:57,800
Brady.

1507
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:58,720
What's he going to do?

1508
01:08:58,800 --> 01:08:59,560
Can he pull it back?

1509
01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:01,620
He managed to get it in, but it's...

1510
01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:02,820
Oh, it has found his man.

1511
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:03,940
Run on 2-4.

1512
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:04,480
And look.

1513
01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:05,540
McGoldrick.

1514
01:09:06,060 --> 01:09:06,460
McGoldrick.

1515
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:07,880
McGoldrick.

1516
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,580
Scores again.

1517
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:14,660
An amazing piece of text work.

1518
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:17,980
And Jesus Christ is just after tipped.

1519
01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:19,780
Just after tipping in there.

1520
01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:25,360
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

1521
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:26,940
What a goal.

1522
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:28,020
Amen.

1523
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,800
4-0 to the boys in green.

1524
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:32,340
Would you believe it?

1525
01:09:32,660 --> 01:09:33,460
Could you believe it?

1526
01:09:33,820 --> 01:09:36,260
You have to believe it because it's the way it is.

1527
01:09:37,460 --> 01:09:39,240
Patrice, thank you very much for that.

1528
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:40,940
Hopefully you're doing well.

1529
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:46,680
And also, big shout out to Ropes and Westford.

1530
01:09:49,740 --> 01:09:51,060
And Luxembourg, lad.

1531
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,720
And a lovely bit of McGoldrick work there.

1532
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:58,020
Signed, sealed, delivered as Osama goes off for Farouk.

1533
01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:00,680
And let's hopefully we can...

1534
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:01,620
Hopefully we can...

1535
01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:02,820
Let's hopefully...

1536
01:10:02,820 --> 01:10:04,500
We can contain Farouk.

1537
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:07,840
You don't want to...

1538
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:10,580
You don't want to get Farouk'd out of it because he's good on the ball.

1539
01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:12,420
He's got a solid bit of Farouk work.

1540
01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:14,720
Farouk-a-jo.

1541
01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:17,640
We do call him.

1542
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:19,220
Indeed we do.

1543
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:21,280
Against his wishes.

1544
01:10:22,100 --> 01:10:23,720
He has stated that on his Instagram.

1545
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,300
He doesn't like being called that.

1546
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,760
I'm not on Instagram myself.

1547
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:32,060
Why's that, Tommy?

1548
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,600
Because it's a load of fucking shit.

1549
01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:38,520
Each to their own.

1550
01:10:38,660 --> 01:10:45,300
As Oman try to pummel the balloon around their half like lads who've got pummel fish for feet.

1551
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:46,580
On those feet?

1552
01:10:47,260 --> 01:10:48,040
Glove boots.

1553
01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:52,360
They're not doing any favors with the glove boots tonight.

1554
01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:53,220
Nope.

1555
01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:54,440
Shitty glove boots.

1556
01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:55,420
Pretty worn.

1557
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,200
As in one size fits all.

1558
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,420
Because it's not freaking working at all for them.

1559
01:11:01,740 --> 01:11:02,940
Oh man, now.

1560
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,120
Trying again to try and do something with it.

1561
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,120
But it's an absolute waste of space.

1562
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,300
A busted flush.

1563
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:09,180
One.

1564
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:11,120
Not one for the copy book.

1565
01:11:11,260 --> 01:11:14,880
Their copy book has been completely desecrated.

1566
01:11:15,740 --> 01:11:19,080
With all manner of graffiti and band names.

1567
01:11:20,020 --> 01:11:20,480
Nirvana.

1568
01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:22,600
Pearl Jam.

1569
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:25,660
R.E.M.

1570
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:30,940
Simply Red.

1571
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:32,920
Nah.

1572
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:37,260
I've never seen once a pencil case with Simply Red written on it.

1573
01:11:38,220 --> 01:11:40,520
They just didn't have that je ne sais quoi, did they?

1574
01:11:41,580 --> 01:11:43,200
Different demographic, man, you know.

1575
01:11:43,980 --> 01:11:44,280
Yeah.

1576
01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:47,200
Holding Back the Earth wasn't really a...

1577
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:52,140
Didn't have the same bite as Come As You Are or Nevermind by Nirvana or whatever that song was.

1578
01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:55,980
Smells Like Teen Spirit, I think, was the song.

1579
01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:56,920
Yeah.

1580
01:11:57,700 --> 01:11:58,680
The Angry Tune.

1581
01:11:58,920 --> 01:11:59,560
The Angry Boys.

1582
01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:01,320
The Angry Tune by The Angry Boys.

1583
01:12:01,380 --> 01:12:01,880
Look at that!

1584
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:05,220
Lovely bit of fucking palm work by the goalkeeper, the Sultan.

1585
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:05,960
Doesn't matter.

1586
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:08,060
McLean goes absolutely apeshit at that whistle.

1587
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:11,400
An amazing bit of work from the boys.

1588
01:12:12,180 --> 01:12:15,720
Thank you very much for Boris Johnson and Patrice for your tips there.

1589
01:12:15,860 --> 01:12:17,040
I miss that.

1590
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:19,360
The Big Baby.

1591
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:20,840
Thank you very much, the Big Baby.

1592
01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:24,580
And it looks like Ireland are doing the business once again.

1593
01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:29,180
It's an amazing bit of playtime work here for the boys.

1594
01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:30,600
They came out.

1595
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:31,620
They saw.

1596
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:32,540
They conquered.

1597
01:12:33,540 --> 01:12:34,200
They really did.

1598
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:35,960
Proud of all the boys.

1599
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,100
They burnt their porridge tonight.

1600
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:39,540
Indeed they have.

1601
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:44,860
I think even I'm deserved here of a little scooping of the wonder stuff.

1602
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:47,060
Another good band as well.

1603
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:47,900
Yeah.

1604
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:49,960
Not great, but they were okay.

1605
01:12:51,380 --> 01:12:55,160
Ireland, should I say, had only 50% of the possession.

1606
01:12:56,200 --> 01:13:01,780
The Omanis were trying to do their own little magic show there.

1607
01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:04,540
Earlier on.

1608
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:07,780
But it wasn't working.

1609
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:10,040
Zero.

1610
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:10,880
Gulag, Tom.

1611
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,180
Thank you very much, Gulag, Tom.

1612
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:15,900
But it wasn't working.

1613
01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:18,560
And do you like porridge, Tom?

1614
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:19,940
I really do.

1615
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,440
What do you think of the milled linseed?

1616
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:25,800
I love linseed.

1617
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:29,080
And I love milling into a better milled linseed.

1618
01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:31,040
Any day of the week.

1619
01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:32,400
Any day of the seed.

1620
01:13:35,780 --> 01:13:36,960
Well, that's great news.

1621
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:42,220
The Omanis even had 97 passes.

1622
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,040
And we only had 92, Tom.

1623
01:13:45,940 --> 01:13:46,940
Insane in the memory.

1624
01:13:49,940 --> 01:13:51,500
Indeed, it was.

1625
01:13:51,860 --> 01:13:52,700
They made four saves.

1626
01:13:52,820 --> 01:13:53,680
We made five tackles.

1627
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:54,840
They made eight interceptions.

1628
01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:56,020
We had one cross.

1629
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:58,260
The stats do not lie, everybody.

1630
01:13:58,680 --> 01:13:59,880
The stats do not lie.

1631
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,380
Thanks for joining us, everyone, anyway.

1632
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:05,000
And stay tuned for more football coming right up.

1633
01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:06,800
Don't go away after this message.

1634
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:07,700
Thank you very much.

1635
01:14:08,140 --> 01:14:08,700
Pijenti.

1636
01:14:10,380 --> 01:14:40,380
Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric,

1637
01:14:40,380 --> 01:14:52,380
It's got a rim blue colour of 00.9 and 5 weightlifters have vouched for its testimonial in case of a monumental event.

1638
01:14:52,380 --> 01:15:02,380
Be sure to push the sack button located on the interior deer stick. There's one gear stick for the gears and another deer stick for the deers.

1639
01:15:02,380 --> 01:15:18,380
The tire hub, it's a rim bluer, shipped in from fucking Chinese wannamakers. If you're carrying a dower dahi, press the spinchester united button and you'll immediately get sent into a fucking crack whirlwind.

1640
01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:30,380
There's no chance of surviving that, unless you wear a seatbelt of course. That's legal to do. It's illegal not to do, unless you're stationary.

1641
01:15:30,380 --> 01:15:38,380
And remember who told you that, yeah? Not anyone, but someone. Connor Williams.

1642
01:15:55,380 --> 01:16:05,380
How's it going guys? Connor Williams here. Back in the score pod, bringing you the latest results from all the group stage match day 2.

1643
01:16:05,380 --> 01:16:15,380
Action from the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 here on Network FM. Germania got their Germaine Greer's in a twist.

1644
01:16:15,380 --> 01:16:27,380
Managed to thrash the Lebanese lovely pollen boys. 5-1. Venezuela managed to do the cheeky business against the Faroes.

1645
01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:33,380
Faro-Irelands not faring up well at all against those guys.

1646
01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:43,380
We've seen the boys in green. Did the business against the Omanis. 4-0. Peru 2-0 against Moldova. The Romanian boys remain not unbeaten.

1647
01:16:43,380 --> 01:16:59,380
But that's a lie. Because they got beaten by the Aussie. Our delays. The Australian Bad Boys. The Melbourne men. The Sydney Sids. And, has to be said, the Outback Owls.

1648
01:16:59,380 --> 01:17:16,380
The Panamanian Cruisers. Could only reach stale mate. With the Latvian. Lats. The Belgian boys. Did the job on the Nigerian lads. And Argentina Turner. Sang her way through the Thunderdrome.

1649
01:17:16,380 --> 01:17:24,380
All the way to the Estonian tears of nightmarish guilt. And shame. At a 5-0. Drub-Drup.

1650
01:17:24,380 --> 01:17:33,380
The Swedes are doing well against the Iranians. In fact, they won that game. 3-1. Chilians. Chilians.

1651
01:17:33,380 --> 01:17:36,380
Austria 1. Morocco 0. Chilians.

1652
01:17:36,380 --> 01:17:41,380
The Costa Rican Bad Boys managed a 1-0 against Luxembourg. Chilians.

1653
01:17:41,380 --> 01:17:49,380
Spain and Algeria was a 0-0 boar fest. Chilians. USA 1 Georgia 0. Chilians.

1654
01:17:49,380 --> 01:17:55,380
Finland did a 4-2-zer against the Mohamed Salah Egyptian cruiser. Chilians.

1655
01:17:55,380 --> 01:18:02,380
And Ecuador by Sash. Got the jump on the Lithuanian Litlets.

1656
01:18:02,380 --> 01:18:10,380
Lovely bit of literature there. Amazing. Amazing. Game of Tog. Tog the ball.

1657
01:18:10,380 --> 01:18:16,380
The people's game. The common man's game. The football. The soccer.

1658
01:18:16,380 --> 01:18:20,380
I was saying that actually the other day to Roro.

1659
01:18:20,380 --> 01:18:25,380
Up above the sky. A mile high. Not in the mile high.

1660
01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:28,380
Probably getting the dirty minds out there.

1661
01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:32,380
And seeing the chat out there. Dirty thinking. It's not the way it is.

1662
01:18:32,380 --> 01:18:45,380
It's a full on gentleman's club in the sky. A blimp. Which stays off of radar. It can actually go into anyone's airspace. Undetected. It's just the way Roro does biz.

1663
01:18:45,380 --> 01:19:01,380
Great time. Great time. Great time. We were watching the ball from the sky. In quarantine up there. There's no COVID above the atmosphere. So. Just. I do drive this Maybach. I had a couple of boosters.

1664
01:19:01,380 --> 01:19:06,460
installed onto the back of the Maybach.

1665
01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:10,800
Ah, just in the early, the early weeks of COVID.

1666
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:13,960
When we were all just having a laugh going,

1667
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,040
did you get the coronavirus?

1668
01:19:16,700 --> 01:19:20,040
And then, yeah, there was a slice of lime with it

1669
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:21,360
and all that kind of funny stuff.

1670
01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:23,500
Well, it's not funny anymore.

1671
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:30,120
Oh, the chickens have come home to roost, guys.

1672
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:33,000
And it's not looking goose.

1673
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,960
But get yourself in the Maybach.

1674
01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:40,960
Get a couple of rocket boosters on the back of that Maybach

1675
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:43,620
and get Maybach to reality.

1676
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:45,820
Shoot yourself up.

1677
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,460
Shoot your hoop up to the sky.

1678
01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:50,900
Get yourself into the stars with me.

1679
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,600
I've got a cool little cooler in the back of this gaff.

1680
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:58,280
It's crammed with pell and goose.

1681
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:02,640
I have a pair of slippers, a lovely dressing gown,

1682
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:10,420
which I sourced during the closing days of business.

1683
01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:12,420
Fallon and Burner.

1684
01:20:12,780 --> 01:20:14,520
Big shout-out to the F&Bs.

1685
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,160
You've always had it down.

1686
01:20:17,060 --> 01:20:19,360
The food and beverage, second to none.

1687
01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:22,520
Quintessentially disassociative and essential.

1688
01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:25,860
Big shout-out to the porridge boys.

1689
01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:28,440
Well, all the Grey Goose crew.

1690
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:30,680
Everyone down there in Monte Carlo

1691
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:35,800
playing COVID games behind closed doors on their yachts.

1692
01:20:36,300 --> 01:20:37,980
The recession looms.

1693
01:20:38,940 --> 01:20:41,340
But our hope will never die or be crushed.

1694
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:43,080
Connor Williams.

1695
01:20:43,620 --> 01:20:44,080
Football.

1696
01:20:44,780 --> 01:20:45,260
Maybach.

1697
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:46,360
Stars.

1698
01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:47,180
Dreams.

1699
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:48,840
And everything in between.

1700
01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:51,640
Smive the new Rari days.

1701
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:53,440
With a chive chive chuzzler.

1702
01:20:53,660 --> 01:20:58,100
Transitioning five times four into a seven, eight, nine pipe twister.

1703
01:21:01,100 --> 01:21:05,400
The Nuez class is beautiful, sporting and dynamic.

1704
01:21:06,580 --> 01:21:08,060
And very elegant.

1705
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:13,220
Almost like a coupe when viewed from the side.

1706
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:17,520
Its external dimensions are slightly less than those of its predecessor.

1707
01:21:17,780 --> 01:21:19,760
Shorter, narrower and lower.

1708
01:21:20,820 --> 01:21:24,880
But of course that doesn't mean that we have made any cuts with regard.

1709
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:26,760
The interior equipment.

1710
01:21:34,860 --> 01:21:35,740
Quite the contrary.

1711
01:21:36,220 --> 01:21:39,900
The rear leg and knee room have actually been increased.

1712
01:21:44,460 --> 01:21:44,900
Oh.

1713
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:50,800
In the front seat too, you can really appreciate this spacious design.

1714
01:21:51,660 --> 01:21:53,320
When you slip that key into the slit.

1715
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:57,320
The steering wheel automatically recalibrates to its last known position.

1716
01:21:58,120 --> 01:21:59,360
It can also be adjusted.

1717
01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:02,640
By splinking the flick lifter at the side of the compound.

1718
01:22:03,980 --> 01:22:06,060
When you pull your key out of the ignition.

1719
01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:08,700
The steering wheel does its own little business.

1720
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:12,380
Moves out of the way to give you more leg room when exiting the vehicle.

1721
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,620
That's not all this little baby does.

1722
01:22:15,620 --> 01:22:16,620
Moves out of the way to give you more leg room.

1723
01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:16,620
The steering wheel does its own little business.

1724
01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:17,620
The steering wheel does its own little business.

1725
01:22:17,620 --> 01:22:18,620
The steering wheel does its own little business.

1726
01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:19,620
The steering wheel does its own little business.

1727
01:22:19,620 --> 01:22:20,620
The steering wheel does its own little business.

1728
01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:21,620
The steering wheel does its own little business.

1729
01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:22,620
The steering wheel does its own little business.

1730
01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:23,620
The steering wheel does its own little business.

1731
01:22:23,620 --> 01:22:24,620
The steering wheel does its own little business.

1732
01:22:24,620 --> 01:22:25,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1733
01:22:25,620 --> 01:22:26,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1734
01:22:26,620 --> 01:22:27,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1735
01:22:27,620 --> 01:22:28,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1736
01:22:28,620 --> 01:22:29,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1737
01:22:29,620 --> 01:22:30,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1738
01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:31,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1739
01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:32,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1740
01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:33,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1741
01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:34,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1742
01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:35,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1743
01:22:35,620 --> 01:22:36,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1744
01:22:36,620 --> 01:22:37,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1745
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:38,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1746
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:39,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1747
01:22:39,620 --> 01:22:40,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1748
01:22:40,620 --> 01:22:41,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1749
01:22:41,620 --> 01:22:42,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1750
01:22:42,620 --> 01:22:43,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1751
01:22:43,620 --> 01:22:44,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1752
01:22:44,620 --> 01:22:45,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1753
01:22:45,620 --> 01:22:46,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1754
01:22:46,620 --> 01:22:47,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1755
01:22:47,620 --> 01:22:48,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1756
01:22:48,620 --> 01:22:49,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1757
01:22:49,620 --> 01:22:50,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1758
01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:51,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1759
01:22:51,620 --> 01:22:52,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1760
01:22:52,620 --> 01:22:53,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1761
01:22:53,620 --> 01:22:54,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1762
01:22:54,620 --> 01:22:55,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1763
01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:56,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1764
01:22:56,620 --> 01:22:57,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1765
01:22:57,620 --> 01:22:58,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1766
01:22:58,620 --> 01:22:59,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1767
01:22:59,620 --> 01:23:00,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1768
01:23:00,620 --> 01:23:01,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1769
01:23:01,620 --> 01:23:02,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1770
01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:03,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1771
01:23:03,620 --> 01:23:04,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1772
01:23:04,620 --> 01:23:05,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1773
01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:06,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1774
01:23:06,620 --> 01:23:07,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1775
01:23:07,620 --> 01:23:08,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1776
01:23:08,620 --> 01:23:09,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1777
01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:10,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1778
01:23:10,620 --> 01:23:11,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1779
01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:12,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1780
01:23:12,620 --> 01:23:13,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1781
01:23:13,620 --> 01:23:14,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1782
01:23:14,620 --> 01:23:15,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1783
01:23:15,620 --> 01:23:16,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1784
01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:17,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1785
01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:18,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1786
01:23:18,620 --> 01:23:19,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1787
01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:20,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1788
01:23:20,620 --> 01:23:21,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1789
01:23:21,620 --> 01:23:22,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1790
01:23:22,620 --> 01:23:23,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1791
01:23:23,620 --> 01:23:24,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1792
01:23:24,620 --> 01:23:25,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1793
01:23:25,620 --> 01:23:26,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1794
01:23:26,620 --> 01:23:27,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1795
01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:28,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1796
01:23:28,620 --> 01:23:29,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1797
01:23:29,620 --> 01:23:30,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1798
01:23:30,620 --> 01:23:31,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1799
01:23:31,620 --> 01:23:32,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1800
01:23:32,620 --> 01:23:33,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1801
01:23:33,620 --> 01:23:34,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1802
01:23:34,620 --> 01:23:35,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1803
01:23:35,620 --> 01:23:36,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1804
01:23:36,620 --> 01:23:37,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1805
01:23:37,620 --> 01:23:38,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1806
01:23:38,620 --> 01:23:39,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1807
01:23:39,620 --> 01:23:40,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1808
01:23:40,620 --> 01:23:41,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1809
01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:42,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1810
01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:43,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1811
01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:44,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1812
01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:45,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1813
01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:46,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1814
01:23:46,620 --> 01:23:47,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1815
01:23:47,620 --> 01:23:48,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1816
01:23:48,620 --> 01:23:49,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1817
01:23:49,620 --> 01:23:50,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1818
01:23:50,620 --> 01:23:51,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1819
01:23:51,620 --> 01:23:52,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1820
01:23:52,620 --> 01:23:53,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1821
01:23:53,620 --> 01:23:54,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1822
01:23:54,620 --> 01:23:55,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1823
01:23:55,620 --> 01:23:56,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1824
01:23:56,620 --> 01:23:57,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1825
01:23:57,620 --> 01:23:58,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1826
01:23:58,620 --> 01:23:59,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1827
01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:00,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1828
01:24:00,620 --> 01:24:01,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1829
01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:02,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1830
01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:03,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1831
01:24:03,620 --> 01:24:04,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1832
01:24:04,620 --> 01:24:05,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1833
01:24:05,620 --> 01:24:06,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1834
01:24:06,620 --> 01:24:07,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1835
01:24:07,620 --> 01:24:08,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1836
01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:09,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1837
01:24:09,620 --> 01:24:10,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1838
01:24:10,620 --> 01:24:11,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1839
01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:12,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1840
01:24:12,620 --> 01:24:13,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1841
01:24:13,620 --> 01:24:14,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1842
01:24:14,620 --> 01:24:15,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1843
01:24:15,620 --> 01:24:16,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1844
01:24:16,620 --> 01:24:17,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1845
01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:18,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1846
01:24:18,620 --> 01:24:19,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1847
01:24:19,620 --> 01:24:20,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1848
01:24:20,620 --> 01:24:21,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1849
01:24:21,620 --> 01:24:22,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1850
01:24:22,620 --> 01:24:23,620
The steering wheel does its own business.

1851
01:24:23,620 --> 01:24:24,620
No dirt.

1852
01:24:24,620 --> 01:24:25,620
No muck.

1853
01:24:25,620 --> 01:24:26,620
No nothing.

1854
01:24:26,620 --> 01:24:28,620
The time for mucking about is over.

1855
01:24:28,620 --> 01:24:29,620
The time for scoring goals?

1856
01:24:29,620 --> 01:24:30,620
It's upon us.

1857
01:24:30,620 --> 01:24:31,620
Ireland.

1858
01:24:31,620 --> 01:24:34,620
Can they cement a 3 out of 3 victory?

1859
01:24:34,620 --> 01:24:36,620
And can they do it without even conceding a goal?

1860
01:24:36,620 --> 01:24:37,620
It's gonna be hard.

1861
01:24:37,620 --> 01:24:38,620
Clots go back tomorrow.

1862
01:24:38,620 --> 01:24:40,620
Thank you very very much for your tip there.

1863
01:24:40,620 --> 01:24:43,620
Very very kind of you.

1864
01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:44,620
Thank you very much.

1865
01:24:44,620 --> 01:24:45,620
Clots go back tomorrow.

1866
01:24:45,620 --> 01:24:46,620
And they do go...

1867
01:24:46,620 --> 01:24:48,620
They do go back to this...

1868
01:24:48,620 --> 01:24:50,620
Spring forward fallback.

1869
01:24:50,620 --> 01:24:52,620
Yeah and spring is a...

1870
01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:53,620
Spring is a...

1871
01:24:53,620 --> 01:24:54,620
Spring is upon us.

1872
01:24:54,620 --> 01:24:55,620
So it's spring forward.

1873
01:24:55,620 --> 01:24:57,620
Okay so the clocks don't go back tomorrow.

1874
01:24:57,620 --> 01:24:58,620
Don't...

1875
01:24:58,620 --> 01:24:59,620
Don't heed that last tip everyone.

1876
01:24:59,620 --> 01:25:00,620
They go forward.

1877
01:25:00,620 --> 01:25:01,620
Spring forward.

1878
01:25:01,620 --> 01:25:02,620
Fall back.

1879
01:25:02,620 --> 01:25:03,620
Remember that.

1880
01:25:03,620 --> 01:25:04,620
Fall back.

1881
01:25:04,620 --> 01:25:06,620
It's Ireland.

1882
01:25:06,620 --> 01:25:09,620
Fall back on skill and prowess.

1883
01:25:11,620 --> 01:25:12,620
Calmly.

1884
01:25:12,620 --> 01:25:13,620
Cooly.

1885
01:25:13,620 --> 01:25:14,620
Cucumberistically.

1886
01:25:14,620 --> 01:25:17,620
Sweeping the balloon from man to man.

1887
01:25:17,620 --> 01:25:18,620
From cleaner to cleaner.

1888
01:25:18,620 --> 01:25:20,620
And Jimmy McLeaner is on the ball now.

1889
01:25:20,620 --> 01:25:21,620
Doing a bit of overtime.

1890
01:25:21,620 --> 01:25:23,620
Sweeps it back to Stevens.

1891
01:25:23,620 --> 01:25:24,620
Stevens.

1892
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:25,620
Finds Henrik in the center.

1893
01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:27,620
There's some operator in that middle space.

1894
01:25:27,620 --> 01:25:28,620
Really is.

1895
01:25:28,620 --> 01:25:29,620
It's versatile.

1896
01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:31,620
He can get the ball into the goal as well.

1897
01:25:31,620 --> 01:25:32,620
He can.

1898
01:25:32,620 --> 01:25:34,620
And hopefully we can see him do that again in this game.

1899
01:25:34,620 --> 01:25:35,620
Field.

1900
01:25:35,620 --> 01:25:38,620
Peru are parking the bus like a bunch of scaredy cats.

1901
01:25:38,620 --> 01:25:39,620
Scaredy llamas.

1902
01:25:40,620 --> 01:25:42,620
Thank you very much porridge erection reduction.

1903
01:25:42,620 --> 01:25:46,620
And Stevens gets a ball in but it's a blank ball.

1904
01:25:46,620 --> 01:25:48,620
Comes off of a defender or something.

1905
01:25:48,620 --> 01:25:51,620
Or is it an upside or something like that.

1906
01:25:51,620 --> 01:25:54,620
Bit of consternation going on down on the pitch.

1907
01:25:54,620 --> 01:25:55,620
Pitch side.

1908
01:25:55,620 --> 01:25:56,620
Field.

1909
01:25:56,620 --> 01:25:57,620
Field.

1910
01:25:57,620 --> 01:25:58,620
You need.

1911
01:25:58,620 --> 01:25:59,620
Thank you to Gulag Tom.

1912
01:25:59,620 --> 01:26:02,620
I need to say another thank you to Paul McCartney.

1913
01:26:02,620 --> 01:26:03,620
King.

1914
01:26:03,620 --> 01:26:04,620
Rod Liddle.

1915
01:26:04,620 --> 01:26:05,620
It's wet and wild.

1916
01:26:05,620 --> 01:26:06,620
Gulag Tom.

1917
01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:09,620
And everybody out there who's tipping away.

1918
01:26:09,620 --> 01:26:10,620
Very very kind of you.

1919
01:26:10,620 --> 01:26:11,620
Now.

1920
01:26:11,620 --> 01:26:11,620
Robbie Brady tries to tip away the ball himself into the centre mixing unit.

1921
01:26:11,620 --> 01:26:25,620
But there's nobody sat at the mixing desk to twiddle the flick lifters or splink the knobs.

1922
01:26:25,620 --> 01:26:27,620
A little bit of a knob splink now.

1923
01:26:27,620 --> 01:26:29,620
As McGoldrick finds a bit of time in the area.

1924
01:26:29,620 --> 01:26:30,620
He's got a move.

1925
01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:31,620
A twist.

1926
01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:32,620
A turn.

1927
01:26:32,620 --> 01:26:34,620
And just doesn't have the shot to take it past Carvalho.

1928
01:26:34,620 --> 01:26:36,620
Who's got hands of glue.

1929
01:26:36,620 --> 01:26:39,620
Do you reckon he's going to take it?

1930
01:26:39,620 --> 01:26:42,620
Do you reckon he really does have hands of glue?

1931
01:26:42,620 --> 01:26:43,620
Ah no.

1932
01:26:43,620 --> 01:26:49,620
I'm just trying to spice up what's going on by making kind of little images appear in your mind.

1933
01:26:49,620 --> 01:26:51,620
Like imagine him with glue on his hands.

1934
01:26:51,620 --> 01:26:54,620
I wouldn't want to be playing with glue on my hands anyway.

1935
01:26:54,620 --> 01:26:58,620
You'd be getting it stuck to your shorts and your jersey and everything like that.

1936
01:26:58,620 --> 01:26:59,620
It's just a bit of a crack Tom.

1937
01:26:59,620 --> 01:27:01,620
Don't read too much into it.

1938
01:27:01,620 --> 01:27:02,620
Ireland now.

1939
01:27:02,620 --> 01:27:03,620
They're on to McLean.

1940
01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:04,620
McLean's on to ya.

1941
01:27:04,620 --> 01:27:05,620
McLean's after ya.

1942
01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:06,620
And he gives it to Ender Stevens.

1943
01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:08,620
McLean's bombing it down the wing now.

1944
01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:09,620
McLean's.

1945
01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:10,620
McLean's.

1946
01:27:10,620 --> 01:27:11,620
McLean's.

1947
01:27:11,620 --> 01:27:12,620
The Stephen machine.

1948
01:27:12,620 --> 01:27:13,620
Gives it to McLean.

1949
01:27:13,620 --> 01:27:14,620
The McLean machine.

1950
01:27:14,620 --> 01:27:15,620
Laugh's a floater in.

1951
01:27:15,620 --> 01:27:17,620
And look at that goal nearly.

1952
01:27:17,620 --> 01:27:21,620
Lovely acrobatic scissor kick from Hurrahan.

1953
01:27:21,620 --> 01:27:26,620
Really nice work as well from Stevens and McLean on the wing.

1954
01:27:26,620 --> 01:27:30,620
Lovely bit of textbook interplay.

1955
01:27:31,620 --> 01:27:33,620
Really was lovely stuff.

1956
01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:34,620
Thank you very much.

1957
01:27:34,620 --> 01:27:35,620
Oh man what a game there.

1958
01:27:35,620 --> 01:27:37,620
Very very kind of you for your tip.

1959
01:27:37,620 --> 01:27:41,620
Came through while I was in the midst of an absolute Ireland barnstorm.

1960
01:27:41,620 --> 01:27:42,620
Didn't get to see it.

1961
01:27:42,620 --> 01:27:43,620
But hopefully.

1962
01:27:43,620 --> 01:27:48,620
It's not the worst problem to have as Ireland continually attack the Peruvian back line.

1963
01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:49,620
With Hendrik.

1964
01:27:49,620 --> 01:27:52,620
A lovely fucking strike force against that goalkeeper's hands.

1965
01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:55,620
And his fucking wrists will be rattled.

1966
01:27:55,620 --> 01:27:59,620
He's gonna have a couple of rattled wrists after that.

1967
01:27:59,620 --> 01:28:00,620
As he said yesterday.

1968
01:28:00,620 --> 01:28:02,620
He's not gonna be able to use a rattle again.

1969
01:28:02,620 --> 01:28:04,620
And again I'm gonna reiterate.

1970
01:28:04,620 --> 01:28:05,620
Why would he?

1971
01:28:05,620 --> 01:28:06,620
He's a grown man.

1972
01:28:06,620 --> 01:28:07,620
He's not a baby.

1973
01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:09,620
They don't put babies in goals.

1974
01:28:09,620 --> 01:28:11,620
That would not be fair.

1975
01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:12,620
On the baby.

1976
01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:13,620
Would not.

1977
01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:19,620
What the hell would you be doing putting in a newborn between the sticks for?

1978
01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:26,620
As you've got eleven fully grown men smashing a size five leather football into the net.

1979
01:28:26,620 --> 01:28:32,620
It would just be irresponsible, wrong, and all manner of not on.

1980
01:28:32,620 --> 01:28:33,620
Indeed.

1981
01:28:35,620 --> 01:28:36,620
McLean now.

1982
01:28:36,620 --> 01:28:39,620
Trying to do a bit of clean work down the left hand flank.

1983
01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:40,620
He gets a great ball in.

1984
01:28:40,620 --> 01:28:41,620
Does well and it's fault to no one.

1985
01:28:41,620 --> 01:28:42,620
A bit of a spillage.

1986
01:28:42,620 --> 01:28:47,620
It's mopped up hastily by the Peruvian kitchen toilet rolls.

1987
01:28:47,620 --> 01:28:49,620
Kitchen roll was all that was left again.

1988
01:28:49,620 --> 01:28:51,620
I have to make a point of that.

1989
01:28:51,620 --> 01:28:54,620
Because it's very sickening to continually go down to Lidl.

1990
01:28:54,620 --> 01:28:56,620
General public if you're listening.

1991
01:28:56,620 --> 01:28:58,620
To find there is no Jack's paper.

1992
01:28:58,620 --> 01:28:59,620
Only kitchen roll.

1993
01:28:59,620 --> 01:29:00,620
It is.

1994
01:29:00,620 --> 01:29:02,620
I've had a hard few days.

1995
01:29:02,620 --> 01:29:04,620
My arse is in tatters.

1996
01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:07,620
Bit too much information there Tommy Schlug.

1997
01:29:07,620 --> 01:29:10,620
But we'll keep the fire burning.

1998
01:29:11,620 --> 01:29:12,620
As Peru.

1999
01:29:12,620 --> 01:29:15,620
Try to keep a bit of fire burning on their side of the show.

2000
01:29:15,620 --> 01:29:18,620
We've got lovely jerseys top.

2001
01:29:18,620 --> 01:29:20,620
Lovely red stripe.

2002
01:29:20,620 --> 01:29:22,620
Reminds me of that lager from Jamaica.

2003
01:29:23,620 --> 01:29:24,620
Is it nice?

2004
01:29:25,620 --> 01:29:26,620
Not the best.

2005
01:29:26,620 --> 01:29:27,620
Not the worst.

2006
01:29:31,620 --> 01:29:32,620
Oh.

2007
01:29:32,620 --> 01:29:33,620
Very dangerous game there.

2008
01:29:34,620 --> 01:29:35,620
Very dangerous.

2009
01:29:36,620 --> 01:29:39,620
But I'm sticking on the red stripe there.

2010
01:29:39,620 --> 01:29:40,620
Not the best.

2011
01:29:40,620 --> 01:29:41,620
Not the worst.

2012
01:29:41,620 --> 01:29:42,620
But I'd drink anything.

2013
01:29:43,620 --> 01:29:45,620
If it meant it was going to get me a little bit felucid.

2014
01:29:49,620 --> 01:29:52,620
Finding a bit of space and time on the wing.

2015
01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:55,620
To feed the ball back into the ball feeding unit.

2016
01:29:56,620 --> 01:29:57,620
Known as Hendrick.

2017
01:29:58,620 --> 01:30:00,620
Hendrick lays it out to Coleman.

2018
01:30:00,620 --> 01:30:01,620
Coleman.

2019
01:30:01,620 --> 01:30:03,620
Lovely passing here from Ireland.

2020
01:30:03,620 --> 01:30:04,620
Very comfortable.

2021
01:30:04,620 --> 01:30:05,620
Very nice.

2022
01:30:05,620 --> 01:30:06,620
Very confidence inducing.

2023
01:30:07,620 --> 01:30:08,620
Confidence inducing.

2024
01:30:08,620 --> 01:30:09,620
And look at that.

2025
01:30:09,620 --> 01:30:10,620
He's seen that pest there.

2026
01:30:10,620 --> 01:30:11,620
McGoldrick.

2027
01:30:11,620 --> 01:30:13,620
But it's a shame McGoldrick couldn't control it.

2028
01:30:14,620 --> 01:30:15,620
It was great vision to find it.

2029
01:30:15,620 --> 01:30:17,620
But I mean it was too much on it.

2030
01:30:17,620 --> 01:30:18,620
Too soon as well.

2031
01:30:18,620 --> 01:30:19,620
Look at this now.

2032
01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:20,620
Lovely little Throosie.

2033
01:30:21,620 --> 01:30:22,620
Doesn't find his man.

2034
01:30:22,620 --> 01:30:23,620
And Peru.

2035
01:30:23,620 --> 01:30:25,620
They're staying tight at the back.

2036
01:30:25,620 --> 01:30:28,620
Very, very strong at the back.

2037
01:30:28,620 --> 01:30:29,620
They're not porous.

2038
01:30:29,620 --> 01:30:30,620
They're not.

2039
01:30:30,620 --> 01:30:34,620
There's no chance of any Irish osmosis taking place.

2040
01:30:34,620 --> 01:30:36,620
It's going to have to just be a complete.

2041
01:30:37,620 --> 01:30:40,620
110% bandersnatch.

2042
01:30:41,620 --> 01:30:42,620
Smashing grabber.

2043
01:30:44,620 --> 01:30:46,620
Half time the whistle blows for.

2044
01:30:47,620 --> 01:30:49,620
Aaron Kaye the parish pride.

2045
01:30:49,620 --> 01:30:51,620
Thank you very much Aaron Kaye the parish pride.

2046
01:30:51,620 --> 01:30:54,620
And also Sunderland Skyboy for your.

2047
01:30:55,620 --> 01:30:57,620
Very, very kind.

2048
01:30:57,620 --> 01:30:59,620
10 euro tip there.

2049
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:00,620
That's just.

2050
01:31:01,620 --> 01:31:02,620
Unbelievable.

2051
01:31:02,620 --> 01:31:03,620
And thank you very much.

2052
01:31:04,620 --> 01:31:05,620
Thank you very much.

2053
01:31:06,620 --> 01:31:08,620
Quick look at the highlights here.

2054
01:31:08,620 --> 01:31:12,620
And a moment as well for me to just reiterate the importance of Qatar.

2055
01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:13,620
A nation.

2056
01:31:13,620 --> 01:31:16,620
And the importance of it in the global sense.

2057
01:31:17,620 --> 01:31:18,620
How would you mean Francis?

2058
01:31:18,620 --> 01:31:23,620
Well I mean I just think that they're not getting their fair share of seats at the table so to speak.

2059
01:31:24,620 --> 01:31:25,620
With the G8 summit and all that.

2060
01:31:25,620 --> 01:31:26,620
Exactly Tom.

2061
01:31:26,620 --> 01:31:27,620
I think the.

2062
01:31:27,620 --> 01:31:29,620
The way which it handled this tournament.

2063
01:31:29,620 --> 01:31:31,620
The way in which they've built it up from the ground up.

2064
01:31:32,620 --> 01:31:33,620
No backhanders.

2065
01:31:33,620 --> 01:31:34,620
No backhanders.

2066
01:31:36,620 --> 01:31:40,620
No questionable work place practices for the people building the stadiums.

2067
01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:42,620
The only question Tom.

2068
01:31:43,620 --> 01:31:44,620
Was was it fair enough for them?

2069
01:31:45,620 --> 01:31:46,620
I completely agree with you.

2070
01:31:46,620 --> 01:31:47,620
I completely agree with you though.

2071
01:31:47,620 --> 01:31:51,620
And thank you very much to Phillips the Yorkshire Pirlo.

2072
01:31:51,620 --> 01:31:52,620
You really are.

2073
01:31:53,620 --> 01:31:54,620
The pride of the town.

2074
01:31:55,620 --> 01:31:56,620
And Simon O'Donnell.

2075
01:31:56,620 --> 01:31:57,620
Thank you very much.

2076
01:31:57,620 --> 01:31:58,620
You're in the prime of your life.

2077
01:31:58,620 --> 01:31:59,620
The Sunderland Skyboy as well.

2078
01:31:59,620 --> 01:32:00,620
Very nice to see you.

2079
01:32:00,620 --> 01:32:03,620
You say glad to catch one of your streams during the lockdown.

2080
01:32:04,620 --> 01:32:05,620
Glads.

2081
01:32:05,620 --> 01:32:08,620
It's great to have you here Sunderland Skyboy.

2082
01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:08,620
It really is.

2083
01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:10,620
Thank you very much to everyone watching as well.

2084
01:32:11,620 --> 01:32:12,620
Thank you very much for watching.

2085
01:32:12,620 --> 01:32:14,620
Very kind here to truck along.

2086
01:32:15,620 --> 01:32:16,620
And support the boys in green.

2087
01:32:17,620 --> 01:32:18,620
It is.

2088
01:32:18,620 --> 01:32:19,620
Because the boys do need that support.

2089
01:32:19,620 --> 01:32:21,620
And when they hear about the people tuning in Tommy.

2090
01:32:21,620 --> 01:32:22,620
They get boosted.

2091
01:32:23,620 --> 01:32:24,620
They really do.

2092
01:32:25,620 --> 01:32:28,620
It's like eating five boosts in one set.

2093
01:32:29,620 --> 01:32:30,620
It really is.

2094
01:32:30,620 --> 01:32:31,620
It's a sickening.

2095
01:32:31,620 --> 01:32:32,620
It's so sickeningly nice.

2096
01:32:33,620 --> 01:32:35,620
It's like Easter Sunday.

2097
01:32:36,620 --> 01:32:38,620
And you go down and you eat all those eggs.

2098
01:32:38,620 --> 01:32:40,620
And you know it's going to make you sick.

2099
01:32:40,620 --> 01:32:42,620
You know you're going to feel like shy.

2100
01:32:42,620 --> 01:32:43,620
But you do it anyway.

2101
01:32:43,620 --> 01:32:44,620
Because it's your duty.

2102
01:32:44,620 --> 01:32:47,620
It's your duty as a sweet tooth.

2103
01:32:47,620 --> 01:32:48,620
Sweet sweet chocolate.

2104
01:32:48,620 --> 01:32:49,620
Chocolate.

2105
01:32:49,620 --> 01:32:50,620
Chocolate rigarder.

2106
01:32:51,620 --> 01:32:53,620
Lovely shot there as well.

2107
01:32:53,620 --> 01:32:54,620
By Hendrik Tom.

2108
01:32:55,620 --> 01:32:56,620
Lovely shot.

2109
01:32:56,620 --> 01:32:57,620
It was a real thunder crack.

2110
01:32:57,620 --> 01:32:59,620
Your man's wrists are going to be sprained.

2111
01:33:00,620 --> 01:33:03,620
Going to have to want to go to Spain to get them to enter.

2112
01:33:03,620 --> 01:33:04,620
Not now though.

2113
01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:05,620
All flights are grounded.

2114
01:33:05,620 --> 01:33:06,620
Covid-19.

2115
01:33:06,620 --> 01:33:08,620
Running riot in the skies.

2116
01:33:09,620 --> 01:33:11,620
The only person who got away with it would be J-Row.

2117
01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:13,620
Agus Connor Williams.

2118
01:33:13,620 --> 01:33:15,620
Living the sky life up there.

2119
01:33:15,620 --> 01:33:16,620
And they're May back.

2120
01:33:16,620 --> 01:33:17,620
Scratching their Maysacks.

2121
01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:19,620
Theresa May.

2122
01:33:19,620 --> 01:33:20,620
Would you want to see her back?

2123
01:33:21,620 --> 01:33:22,620
Not really.

2124
01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:23,620
She was boring enough.

2125
01:33:24,620 --> 01:33:25,620
In fact.

2126
01:33:25,620 --> 01:33:27,620
Covid is the new Brexit.

2127
01:33:28,620 --> 01:33:29,620
It really is.

2128
01:33:29,620 --> 01:33:30,620
I tell you what.

2129
01:33:31,620 --> 01:33:33,620
Breakfast is the new Brexit for me.

2130
01:33:34,620 --> 01:33:39,620
I delve into a lovely, lovely touch of porridge at half time.

2131
01:33:40,620 --> 01:33:41,620
I don't know if you're aware of this.

2132
01:33:41,620 --> 01:33:44,620
But porridge is a great meal that can be eaten at any time of the day.

2133
01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,620
It's really good for football as well.

2134
01:33:47,620 --> 01:33:48,620
Why is that?

2135
01:33:49,620 --> 01:33:50,620
Well I tell you Tom.

2136
01:33:51,620 --> 01:33:52,620
You can cook that shit up.

2137
01:33:52,620 --> 01:33:53,620
Sorry about the language.

2138
01:33:53,620 --> 01:33:58,620
And you can leave it there and just go at it all day at your own pleasure and leisure.

2139
01:33:59,620 --> 01:34:00,620
And look at that stuff there.

2140
01:34:01,620 --> 01:34:02,620
Lovely bit of blueberry.

2141
01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:07,620
And that middle-edin seed and a touch of organic, orgasmo honey at the side there.

2142
01:34:08,620 --> 01:34:11,620
There's actual liquid insanity in your mouth.

2143
01:34:13,620 --> 01:34:14,620
Doesn't sound good at all.

2144
01:34:15,620 --> 01:34:18,620
Stick to the old sausage and bacon for me.

2145
01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:19,620
Bit of pudding.

2146
01:34:19,620 --> 01:34:20,620
I'm spilling it here.

2147
01:34:20,620 --> 01:34:21,620
I'm getting...

2148
01:34:21,620 --> 01:34:22,620
It's a bit of a mess.

2149
01:34:25,620 --> 01:34:26,620
Oh!

2150
01:34:27,620 --> 01:34:28,620
And look at that.

2151
01:34:28,620 --> 01:34:29,620
He's going in with the spoon now.

2152
01:34:29,620 --> 01:34:30,620
The spoon.

2153
01:34:30,620 --> 01:34:31,620
The spoon comes into the area.

2154
01:34:31,620 --> 01:34:32,620
He's got no support.

2155
01:34:32,620 --> 01:34:33,620
He's going into the middle.

2156
01:34:33,620 --> 01:34:34,620
Goes around.

2157
01:34:34,620 --> 01:34:35,620
He's got banana looking for...

2158
01:34:35,620 --> 01:34:37,620
Just screaming out for a bit of scoopage.

2159
01:34:37,620 --> 01:34:38,620
He goes in for banana.

2160
01:34:38,620 --> 01:34:40,620
There's a touch of linseed there as well.

2161
01:34:40,620 --> 01:34:42,620
Is there any blueberries hiding in the pack?

2162
01:34:42,620 --> 01:34:43,620
We can't tell.

2163
01:34:43,620 --> 01:34:46,620
We're only going to find out when we stick it into the goal mouth.

2164
01:34:46,620 --> 01:34:47,620
Here she goes.

2165
01:34:48,620 --> 01:34:49,620
Winds up the shot.

2166
01:34:50,620 --> 01:34:51,620
Pulls the trigger.

2167
01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:53,620
And sends it home.

2168
01:34:58,620 --> 01:34:59,620
No blueberries.

2169
01:35:00,620 --> 01:35:03,620
But boy oh boy what a slice of banana that was.

2170
01:35:04,620 --> 01:35:06,620
Lovely bit of honey as well.

2171
01:35:06,620 --> 01:35:07,620
Honey boy.

2172
01:35:07,620 --> 01:35:08,620
Honey boy.

2173
01:35:10,620 --> 01:35:11,620
Have you seen that?

2174
01:35:11,620 --> 01:35:12,620
No what is it?

2175
01:35:12,620 --> 01:35:13,620
Film.

2176
01:35:15,620 --> 01:35:16,620
About honey is it?

2177
01:35:17,620 --> 01:35:18,620
No it's Shia LaBeouf.

2178
01:35:20,620 --> 01:35:21,620
He does this.

2179
01:35:21,620 --> 01:35:22,620
He plays his owl lad.

2180
01:35:23,620 --> 01:35:24,620
How do you play your owl lad?

2181
01:35:27,620 --> 01:35:28,620
He just go on camera and go I'm my owl lad.

2182
01:35:28,620 --> 01:35:30,620
And does he do that?

2183
01:35:30,620 --> 01:35:30,620
Does he?

2184
01:35:30,620 --> 01:35:32,620
Does he say that like?

2185
01:35:32,620 --> 01:35:33,620
Does he go I'm my owl lad?

2186
01:35:36,620 --> 01:35:37,620
No.

2187
01:35:37,620 --> 01:35:38,620
Why not?

2188
01:35:38,620 --> 01:35:38,620
That's...

2189
01:35:38,620 --> 01:35:40,620
It would be better if he did say that.

2190
01:35:40,620 --> 01:35:41,620
Well I mean.

2191
01:35:41,620 --> 01:35:42,620
He's in the film.

2192
01:35:42,620 --> 01:35:44,620
He doesn't have to explicitly say.

2193
01:35:44,620 --> 01:35:45,620
It would take you out the moment.

2194
01:35:45,620 --> 01:35:46,620
If he did say.

2195
01:35:46,620 --> 01:35:47,620
I'm my owl lad.

2196
01:35:47,620 --> 01:35:48,620
Because.

2197
01:35:48,620 --> 01:35:50,620
You don't really think it's Shia LaBeouf.

2198
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:51,620
His name isn't you Shia LaBeouf in the film.

2199
01:35:51,620 --> 01:35:53,420
You don't really think it's Shia LaBeouf.

2200
01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:56,080
His name isn't you, Shia LaBeouf, in the film.

2201
01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:57,960
You're confusing me now, Tom.

2202
01:36:00,620 --> 01:36:02,180
I'm sure Connor Williams has...

2203
01:36:02,180 --> 01:36:03,860
He did a movie review of it the last year.

2204
01:36:03,940 --> 01:36:04,600
We might put it on.

2205
01:36:07,140 --> 01:36:07,840
Play it there.

2206
01:36:07,920 --> 01:36:09,300
We'll see it before the second half.

2207
01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:12,500
Mudbridge.

2208
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:13,400
Mudbridge.

2209
01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:14,400
Mudbridge.

2210
01:36:14,900 --> 01:36:15,380
Mudbridge.

2211
01:36:15,380 --> 01:36:15,420
Mudbridge.

2212
01:36:15,940 --> 01:36:16,460
Mudbridge.

2213
01:36:16,940 --> 01:36:17,460
Mudbridge.

2214
01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:18,440
Mudbridge.

2215
01:36:18,980 --> 01:36:19,520
Mudbridge.

2216
01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:20,500
Mudbridge.

2217
01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:21,520
Mudbridge.

2218
01:36:21,520 --> 01:36:22,520
Mudbridge.

2219
01:36:22,520 --> 01:36:25,520
Madrid

2220
01:36:25,520 --> 01:36:27,520
Madrid

2221
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:34,520
Madrich

2222
01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:41,520
Madrich

2223
01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:48,520
Madrich

2224
01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:55,520
Madrich

2225
01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:57,520
Madrich

2226
01:36:57,520 --> 01:36:59,520
Madrich

2227
01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:03,520
Madrich

2228
01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:05,520
Madrich

2229
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:07,520
Madrich

2230
01:37:07,520 --> 01:37:09,520
Madrich

2231
01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:11,520
Madrich

2232
01:37:11,520 --> 01:37:12,520
Madrich

2233
01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:14,520
Crive the Ludes Marbebe's

2234
01:37:14,520 --> 01:37:37,520
in the new crew class with a 7x9 cab twisting into the derriere an extraordinary feat of humanistic pleasure channeled into a metallic box with gears, knobs, flick lifters, tires, balloon banks and a 595 face extravaganza.

2235
01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:43,380
In more ways than one, this thing will change the ways of which there were only one.

2236
01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:47,400
What about the back? I hear you ask.

2237
01:37:47,660 --> 01:37:51,640
Well, if we speed this guy around in a tight little mixer.

2238
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:56,600
Like that.

2239
01:37:57,540 --> 01:38:01,660
And then we stop, pause, and reflect upon the arse.

2240
01:38:01,860 --> 01:38:04,360
We can see it's a pure gooser.

2241
01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:08,120
An absolute 9x75 juicer.

2242
01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:14,660
The blue rimmins, rockin' the cheese, and grey goose on the brain with the Zurich in the mainframe.

2243
01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:18,580
See you later, Connor Williams.

2244
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:30,440
COVID-19. What's it mean for us?

2245
01:38:30,500 --> 01:38:35,620
What does it mean for us as a society and for the planet Earth going forward?

2246
01:38:36,340 --> 01:38:39,240
We're looking at a vast, vast unknown landscape.

2247
01:38:39,820 --> 01:38:41,080
That is the future.

2248
01:38:41,900 --> 01:38:51,080
We can look to the past to try and predict the future, but that's a waste of time because there's so many variables that have come into play since the past.

2249
01:38:51,140 --> 01:38:53,680
You're comparing apples with oranges.

2250
01:38:53,680 --> 01:39:01,820
But you can see where humanity did fuck up and go, yeah, well, look, they did this, that.

2251
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:03,460
They ruined that.

2252
01:39:04,460 --> 01:39:16,220
But maybe if they'd have had WhatsApp or fuckin' Shake Shack, then maybe they wouldn't have made those mistakes.

2253
01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:22,140
I was saying this the other day when I was talking to Miles Dungan.

2254
01:39:23,020 --> 01:39:27,500
I was around at his trying to cook up some tasty stems for the weekend.

2255
01:39:28,780 --> 01:39:35,180
And we still come over here on Honey Boy by Shia LaBeouf.

2256
01:39:36,940 --> 01:39:39,140
A great movie, great film.

2257
01:39:40,100 --> 01:39:48,880
Answers a lot of questions about Shia, the enfant terrible of the new gen, Gen XZ.

2258
01:39:49,620 --> 01:39:51,620
The 9-11 generation.

2259
01:39:52,460 --> 01:39:54,940
Explicitly a coming-of-age tale.

2260
01:39:55,880 --> 01:40:00,820
A young man who has to come of age earlier than you and me, hopefully, anyway.

2261
01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:07,440
Living in a kind of motel with his Vietnam veteran father.

2262
01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:09,080
Alcoholic.

2263
01:40:10,300 --> 01:40:11,400
Ball-alcoholic.

2264
01:40:12,240 --> 01:40:13,100
You name it.

2265
01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:18,540
Poor old Shia has to deal with the ins and outs of that.

2266
01:40:18,700 --> 01:40:19,240
Fuck, man.

2267
01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:21,780
Just got these frames the other day.

2268
01:40:24,080 --> 01:40:25,500
Don't have to take them back.

2269
01:40:25,560 --> 01:40:28,440
Your man always takes a day or two to fuckin' tweak them.

2270
01:40:29,280 --> 01:40:32,420
It'll only be a two-minute job, but he's very, very particular.

2271
01:40:34,180 --> 01:40:39,120
There's kind of like a touching nature to the things that are going on.

2272
01:40:39,780 --> 01:40:43,700
Despite there being horrific sort of stuff only ten minutes before.

2273
01:40:44,100 --> 01:40:48,880
There's worse childhoods you could have had, but regardless.

2274
01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:52,800
It was a shit childhood nonetheless.

2275
01:40:52,800 --> 01:40:57,040
It's played out very well.

2276
01:40:57,760 --> 01:40:59,060
It's played out really well.

2277
01:40:59,060 --> 01:41:01,320
I've been trying to master that, actually.

2278
01:41:02,280 --> 01:41:03,480
Maybe even letting it bounce in.

2279
01:41:03,780 --> 01:41:04,320
Like that.

2280
01:41:05,040 --> 01:41:06,380
Just no delay, you know.

2281
01:41:07,280 --> 01:41:10,020
That's, you know, honey boy it up anyway.

2282
01:41:10,160 --> 01:41:11,160
It's a great little movie.

2283
01:41:12,120 --> 01:41:17,420
And it's like it's got the little drop and then the flick and then the touch and then the touch.

2284
01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:22,020
And then another fucking real strange one as well.

2285
01:41:22,200 --> 01:41:24,580
Like, you know, it takes you up and under and all over.

2286
01:41:24,580 --> 01:41:46,400
What I would like to see happens is that the whole book would be sending that military force, get Saddam, and then as the great late John Wayne might say, get the hell out of there.

2287
01:41:47,160 --> 01:41:49,040
You know, they say it's none of our business.

2288
01:41:49,580 --> 01:41:59,660
If George Bush didn't make it his business, all these sort of left-wing trendies would all be screaming that Bush isn't doing anything about this dictator who's killed a million people.

2289
01:41:59,660 --> 01:42:06,940
That France should name itself, rename its country to Au Contraire, I think, because they seem to do everything the opposite to everybody else anyway.

2290
01:42:07,520 --> 01:42:13,660
And bearing in mind also that 38% of their oil revenue, their oil comes from Iraq.

2291
01:42:14,060 --> 01:42:20,500
The sheer hypocrisy of these people accusing America of being in it for the oil is almost laughable.

2292
01:42:20,920 --> 01:42:36,200
But interesting, just one other little aside, the very interesting thing about France is that not a lot of people know this, but Bordeaux wine, right, is fortified with 19% Italian grapes.

2293
01:42:36,760 --> 01:42:40,700
And the grapes themselves were imported from America after the Second World War.

2294
01:42:41,140 --> 01:42:46,280
So this Levin Francaise is not as Francaise as people like to think it is.

2295
01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:50,600
So, you know, that's another little image of France that's slightly shattered there.

2296
01:42:50,920 --> 01:42:52,920
Oh la la, I better not come back.

2297
01:42:56,120 --> 01:42:58,540
Thanks very much, Mick Hucknell, for that.

2298
01:42:58,660 --> 01:43:00,160
Can you get the porridge off the screen, Tom?

2299
01:43:00,740 --> 01:43:01,740
One second, how are you doing it?

2300
01:43:02,880 --> 01:43:04,180
Good man, you're getting faster.

2301
01:43:04,900 --> 01:43:06,100
Take it off completely, Tom.

2302
01:43:07,060 --> 01:43:08,520
One moment, please. Nearly there.

2303
01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:09,720
Nearly there.

2304
01:43:10,400 --> 01:43:10,780
Hurry up.

2305
01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:12,460
Good man, Tom.

2306
01:43:12,800 --> 01:43:17,940
Welcome back to the match, and thanks to Mick Hucknell there, and also to Wicked MC Pat Flynn for the tip.

2307
01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:24,340
The second half of Ireland's third group game against Peru is underway.

2308
01:43:24,580 --> 01:43:25,560
It's 0-0.

2309
01:43:26,320 --> 01:43:28,420
Ireland, of course, two wins on the trot.

2310
01:43:28,480 --> 01:43:29,280
Looking for that third.

2311
01:43:30,020 --> 01:43:30,660
Clean sheet.

2312
01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:31,480
Still clean.

2313
01:43:31,760 --> 01:43:33,000
Those sheets are still clean.

2314
01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:34,040
And look at this.

2315
01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:40,040
There could be something in it, but it's cut out very quickly and rapidly by the Peruvian back line.

2316
01:43:40,040 --> 01:43:40,980
Back line.

2317
01:43:41,200 --> 01:43:44,760
As they look to build up a bit of steam inside the middle of the mixing pot.

2318
01:43:45,200 --> 01:43:47,900
As number 13 is bullied off the ball by Coleman.

2319
01:43:48,300 --> 01:43:50,080
Coleman lays it back to Duffy.

2320
01:43:50,200 --> 01:43:51,620
Duffy has got Keough in support.

2321
01:43:51,780 --> 01:43:52,960
Indeed, he uses that support.

2322
01:43:53,820 --> 01:43:55,140
Very, very nicely indeed.

2323
01:43:55,140 --> 01:43:55,760
Very, very nicely indeed.

2324
01:43:55,880 --> 01:43:58,040
Keough making a little bit of run out of space here.

2325
01:43:58,100 --> 01:44:00,020
He should stick to where he is good.

2326
01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:05,840
He usually plays up a little bit further defensive midfield when he was playing for Derby.

2327
01:44:06,680 --> 01:44:09,060
Yeah, but in our case, we need him at the back.

2328
01:44:09,120 --> 01:44:09,460
Look at this.

2329
01:44:09,520 --> 01:44:10,960
Lovely chance here for Ireland now.

2330
01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:12,340
Hendricks finds himself in a bit of space.

2331
01:44:13,140 --> 01:44:13,500
Rattled.

2332
01:44:14,840 --> 01:44:18,520
The referee has blown for a free kick there or something.

2333
01:44:18,660 --> 01:44:19,700
Did you see what happened there?

2334
01:44:20,020 --> 01:44:21,200
There was a trip on Hurrahan.

2335
01:44:23,900 --> 01:44:29,200
Played the ball, but reckless play from Carrillo will result in an Irish free kick.

2336
01:44:29,740 --> 01:44:30,720
And that's what we want.

2337
01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:32,440
Free kick in a dangerous area.

2338
01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:35,920
And it's Brady who steps up to take the Brady Bunch.

2339
01:44:36,260 --> 01:44:38,780
And he takes a little sidestep once, twice.

2340
01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:39,840
Where's he going to go with it?

2341
01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:43,560
He's centered short to McLean who doesn't get the ball at all.

2342
01:44:43,920 --> 01:44:46,180
Reception has been poor actually the past few matches, McLean.

2343
01:44:47,180 --> 01:44:50,440
Seems as though he doesn't run towards the ball when he needs to make a little bit of step like, you know.

2344
01:44:52,960 --> 01:44:57,180
He might be looking for his players to play stronger balls to him, but...

2345
01:44:58,980 --> 01:45:01,740
You know, you really do have to be on your best behavior.

2346
01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:03,740
Try and meet the ball halfway even.

2347
01:45:04,700 --> 01:45:06,540
Look, like a marriage.

2348
01:45:07,740 --> 01:45:08,620
Playing football.

2349
01:45:09,040 --> 01:45:09,960
It's all give and take.

2350
01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:12,220
You need to meet the ball as well.

2351
01:45:12,620 --> 01:45:16,540
And you need to show that you're interested.

2352
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:21,220
And enthusiastic about going to meet it as well.

2353
01:45:21,920 --> 01:45:25,080
And you can't just accept to get the ball the whole time.

2354
01:45:25,340 --> 01:45:27,260
Ireland getting the ball the whole time right now.

2355
01:45:27,440 --> 01:45:28,320
McGoldrick, surely.

2356
01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:31,360
McGoldrick slammed it into the back of the soccer.

2357
01:45:31,820 --> 01:45:35,740
And that's the start we needed even though the start is over.

2358
01:45:36,860 --> 01:45:40,440
Well, I tell you, this is the start of the end for Peru.

2359
01:45:41,880 --> 01:45:43,700
I don't want to speak too soon, Tommy.

2360
01:45:44,420 --> 01:45:45,560
But it could be.

2361
01:45:46,820 --> 01:45:48,640
A real special evening tonight.

2362
01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:53,480
As we trounce everyone who has come our way.

2363
01:45:54,280 --> 01:45:55,400
Absolute trounce.

2364
01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:56,440
Trounce.

2365
01:45:57,040 --> 01:45:58,020
And trounce again.

2366
01:45:59,020 --> 01:46:02,580
No one's going to stop this man when faced with gold.

2367
01:46:03,580 --> 01:46:05,100
Don't matter what keeper you are.

2368
01:46:05,340 --> 01:46:08,140
If you give him the space like that, you're going to get punished.

2369
01:46:08,780 --> 01:46:10,600
He's handing out punishment goals.

2370
01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:11,440
He's handing out punishment goals.

2371
01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:14,300
Like a real punishment master, isn't he?

2372
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:16,120
He's the master of the punishment.

2373
01:46:17,440 --> 01:46:18,980
He just loves to punish.

2374
01:46:20,860 --> 01:46:21,580
Peru now.

2375
01:46:21,840 --> 01:46:22,500
The punished.

2376
01:46:24,440 --> 01:46:27,320
Trying to make something out of this.

2377
01:46:27,320 --> 01:46:29,100
But it looks like it's slipping away from them.

2378
01:46:29,440 --> 01:46:30,580
Possession wise at least.

2379
01:46:30,780 --> 01:46:32,100
They're absolutely on their arses.

2380
01:46:32,560 --> 01:46:34,520
As Ireland do well in the tackling.

2381
01:46:34,700 --> 01:46:35,780
They're strong in the challenge.

2382
01:46:36,020 --> 01:46:37,620
And are committed to each and every ball.

2383
01:46:37,700 --> 01:46:38,560
And look at this now.

2384
01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:40,400
It's another breaking ball for McGoldrick.

2385
01:46:40,780 --> 01:46:43,100
He slides it against the keeper's foot.

2386
01:46:43,600 --> 01:46:44,460
And it's saved.

2387
01:46:44,860 --> 01:46:48,600
But it's only as far as McGoldrick in the area.

2388
01:46:48,760 --> 01:46:49,180
Bit of time.

2389
01:46:49,260 --> 01:46:49,720
Bit of space.

2390
01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:50,220
One, two.

2391
01:46:50,320 --> 01:46:50,680
Uni-flu.

2392
01:46:51,080 --> 01:46:53,840
Right into the path of Carrillo again.

2393
01:46:54,240 --> 01:46:56,540
Or whatever your man's name was in the keep.

2394
01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:57,340
Say, the Sultan.

2395
01:46:57,920 --> 01:46:58,600
For Peru.

2396
01:47:01,020 --> 01:47:02,940
They're hard to break down the Peruvians.

2397
01:47:03,140 --> 01:47:04,720
Two clear-cut chances there.

2398
01:47:05,420 --> 01:47:06,520
Ireland need to take these chances.

2399
01:47:06,860 --> 01:47:07,340
Indeed they do.

2400
01:47:07,420 --> 01:47:08,520
We can't be just...

2401
01:47:08,520 --> 01:47:11,600
How many of these are we going to get during the game?

2402
01:47:11,700 --> 01:47:12,280
Unless we convert.

2403
01:47:12,520 --> 01:47:13,900
It needs to be converted, lads.

2404
01:47:14,080 --> 01:47:14,740
And look at that.

2405
01:47:15,160 --> 01:47:16,700
Ball slamming off your man's chest.

2406
01:47:16,900 --> 01:47:18,860
Really poor control from Hurrahan.

2407
01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:24,480
We're not in the slightest bit a well-oiled machine, are we?

2408
01:47:25,160 --> 01:47:25,500
Nope.

2409
01:47:26,380 --> 01:47:28,060
We're not a well-oiled machine.

2410
01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:30,140
We're lacking in oil.

2411
01:47:30,300 --> 01:47:30,980
Oh my God!

2412
01:47:33,140 --> 01:47:33,580
Jesus.

2413
01:47:34,440 --> 01:47:35,080
Tell you something.

2414
01:47:35,220 --> 01:47:37,760
We'd have needed a bit of oil in the tank if that would have gone in.

2415
01:47:38,520 --> 01:47:38,820
Yep.

2416
01:47:38,820 --> 01:47:41,680
And petrol prices are down low now because of COVID.

2417
01:47:41,940 --> 01:47:44,120
It's probably a good time to fill up the tank.

2418
01:47:44,940 --> 01:47:45,740
Stick 50 in it.

2419
01:47:46,320 --> 01:47:48,240
If it even costs that much.

2420
01:47:49,280 --> 01:47:50,140
Yeah, it probably would still.

2421
01:47:50,600 --> 01:47:54,040
Not a big difference then really in the grand scheme of things.

2422
01:47:55,240 --> 01:47:57,160
Which every penny, every penny counts like.

2423
01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:00,040
Indeed it does.

2424
01:48:00,320 --> 01:48:00,640
Ireland.

2425
01:48:02,280 --> 01:48:05,300
Blast the ball out with Randolph the blaster.

2426
01:48:05,300 --> 01:48:08,120
The red hand blaster.

2427
01:48:08,660 --> 01:48:09,920
And look at this now.

2428
01:48:10,520 --> 01:48:10,960
Hendrick.

2429
01:48:11,700 --> 01:48:12,380
What's he doing?

2430
01:48:12,480 --> 01:48:17,660
He's doing a bit of cheeky business with Whelan who's doing his own little magic show in the middle of the center box.

2431
01:48:18,660 --> 01:48:19,580
Feeds it out to Keogh.

2432
01:48:19,580 --> 01:48:21,180
Lovely flavored crisps.

2433
01:48:21,180 --> 01:48:23,240
And a great defensive player as well.

2434
01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:25,820
In that midst.

2435
01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:26,960
That crispy midst.

2436
01:48:27,620 --> 01:48:28,240
Look at this now.

2437
01:48:28,320 --> 01:48:28,760
Hurrahan.

2438
01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:29,920
Surely to McGoldrick.

2439
01:48:30,200 --> 01:48:30,500
Yes.

2440
01:48:30,720 --> 01:48:30,960
No.

2441
01:48:31,220 --> 01:48:32,360
It's gone past McGoldrick.

2442
01:48:32,620 --> 01:48:33,440
It'll make you sick.

2443
01:48:33,780 --> 01:48:37,140
As the keeper clasps that balloon with both hands.

2444
01:48:37,760 --> 01:48:38,980
As if it were his own son.

2445
01:48:39,540 --> 01:48:40,460
That he'd rescued.

2446
01:48:41,600 --> 01:48:42,800
I don't know.

2447
01:48:42,840 --> 01:48:43,680
In a fight or something.

2448
01:48:44,700 --> 01:48:45,900
Whelan's got some skills.

2449
01:48:46,140 --> 01:48:47,560
But as I say that.

2450
01:48:48,160 --> 01:48:48,640
Completely.

2451
01:48:50,480 --> 01:48:51,220
Screws it up.

2452
01:48:52,140 --> 01:48:54,020
And it's back to Randolph now.

2453
01:48:54,140 --> 01:48:54,500
Ireland.

2454
01:48:54,600 --> 01:48:57,500
They're going to look to build up again from the back.

2455
01:48:57,800 --> 01:48:58,640
We're out to Duffy.

2456
01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:01,880
Who's sensing Coleman on the right hand side.

2457
01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:05,000
An omnipotent presence in that little area.

2458
01:49:05,320 --> 01:49:06,060
Now it's Brady.

2459
01:49:06,160 --> 01:49:06,680
What will he do?

2460
01:49:06,780 --> 01:49:07,940
Rolls it back to Coleman.

2461
01:49:08,020 --> 01:49:09,420
But it's a shite roll.

2462
01:49:09,420 --> 01:49:11,780
And it just goes out of the play line.

2463
01:49:13,340 --> 01:49:14,980
And it's a Peruvian throw.

2464
01:49:15,200 --> 01:49:16,180
Taken by Tapia.

2465
01:49:17,380 --> 01:49:18,080
Tapia now.

2466
01:49:18,660 --> 01:49:20,060
Over to Jotun.

2467
01:49:20,860 --> 01:49:21,340
Jotun.

2468
01:49:22,100 --> 01:49:23,700
Dispossessed coolly by Ireland.

2469
01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:25,360
And it's McGoldrick.

2470
01:49:25,520 --> 01:49:26,120
He's on his own.

2471
01:49:26,180 --> 01:49:26,720
No support.

2472
01:49:27,040 --> 01:49:27,920
Lays it out to McLean.

2473
01:49:28,140 --> 01:49:29,200
He's making a run McGoldrick.

2474
01:49:29,280 --> 01:49:30,240
McLean can see it.

2475
01:49:30,280 --> 01:49:31,240
It's a great little ball in.

2476
01:49:31,320 --> 01:49:31,860
Great idea.

2477
01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:33,080
But it's just too much on it.

2478
01:49:33,540 --> 01:49:34,140
And Abram.

2479
01:49:35,140 --> 01:49:35,920
Collects it up.

2480
01:49:35,920 --> 01:49:38,340
And sweeps it out to Jotun.

2481
01:49:38,660 --> 01:49:40,040
And now it's Cartaga.

2482
01:49:40,380 --> 01:49:41,700
Cartaga out to Tapia.

2483
01:49:42,880 --> 01:49:45,300
Tapia finds Cueva.

2484
01:49:45,440 --> 01:49:46,780
Cueva's out in the wing now.

2485
01:49:48,080 --> 01:49:50,280
Cueva dispossessed royally.

2486
01:49:52,880 --> 01:49:53,440
Enthusiastically.

2487
01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:57,360
And they're not that hard to take down.

2488
01:49:57,440 --> 01:49:57,820
Are they Tom?

2489
01:49:58,500 --> 01:49:59,920
They seem to be a bit light.

2490
01:50:00,920 --> 01:50:01,640
In the challenge.

2491
01:50:01,840 --> 01:50:02,260
But I mean.

2492
01:50:03,120 --> 01:50:03,720
It's Keo.

2493
01:50:03,820 --> 01:50:04,620
Like you know he's.

2494
01:50:05,360 --> 01:50:06,280
Strong as a nuts.

2495
01:50:07,920 --> 01:50:08,220
Yep.

2496
01:50:08,400 --> 01:50:08,920
He's a big fella.

2497
01:50:10,220 --> 01:50:10,900
A big lad.

2498
01:50:11,680 --> 01:50:13,020
And he can swing the weight about.

2499
01:50:16,220 --> 01:50:16,720
Peru.

2500
01:50:16,720 --> 01:50:16,780
Peru.

2501
01:50:17,160 --> 01:50:18,880
Sweep the balloon into the danger box.

2502
01:50:19,820 --> 01:50:20,140
Peru.

2503
01:50:21,160 --> 01:50:23,220
Still have it now in the dangerous area.

2504
01:50:24,100 --> 01:50:25,760
Bit of jiggery pokery on the outside.

2505
01:50:25,880 --> 01:50:26,440
Bit of dancing.

2506
01:50:27,100 --> 01:50:28,120
Passes it back to his man.

2507
01:50:28,220 --> 01:50:30,300
Ted Danson is dispossessed by Glenn Whelan.

2508
01:50:31,500 --> 01:50:32,420
Glenn Whelan now.

2509
01:50:33,540 --> 01:50:34,960
Lays the ball out to Brady.

2510
01:50:35,380 --> 01:50:35,780
Brady.

2511
01:50:36,780 --> 01:50:37,060
Brady.

2512
01:50:37,140 --> 01:50:38,920
Can he sense something achieving here?

2513
01:50:39,080 --> 01:50:39,460
He can.

2514
01:50:39,540 --> 01:50:41,080
He lays a little through ball to Jimi Hendrix.

2515
01:50:41,360 --> 01:50:42,060
Jimi Hendrix.

2516
01:50:42,380 --> 01:50:43,980
Gives the ball into the mixing unit.

2517
01:50:44,300 --> 01:50:46,220
And it's not enough to the left.

2518
01:50:46,340 --> 01:50:49,060
And the keeper comes out and delicately places his.

2519
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:51,780
Neoprene gloved hands.

2520
01:50:51,960 --> 01:50:54,400
All over that leather facade of a ball.

2521
01:50:56,080 --> 01:50:57,560
I wouldn't say it's a facade.

2522
01:50:57,660 --> 01:50:58,760
I'd say it's a complete ball.

2523
01:50:59,720 --> 01:51:02,980
I think you're talking complete ball ox Tommy.

2524
01:51:04,260 --> 01:51:05,580
You're as ball as an axe.

2525
01:51:06,580 --> 01:51:07,240
Look at this now.

2526
01:51:07,380 --> 01:51:07,820
McGoldrick.

2527
01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:08,720
McGoldrick.

2528
01:51:09,100 --> 01:51:09,960
Loses the ball.

2529
01:51:10,160 --> 01:51:10,900
It'll make you sick.

2530
01:51:11,260 --> 01:51:11,740
Peru now.

2531
01:51:11,900 --> 01:51:12,660
Lovely jerseys.

2532
01:51:12,940 --> 01:51:16,920
Not enough lovely jersey though to get that ball out to another man with a lovely jersey on.

2533
01:51:17,400 --> 01:51:18,360
90 minutes have gone.

2534
01:51:18,500 --> 01:51:20,900
We've less than a minute left of injury time.

2535
01:51:21,200 --> 01:51:23,680
Can Ireland hold on here for the three and a three?

2536
01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:25,680
Three's the magic number.

2537
01:51:26,700 --> 01:51:27,220
DV3.

2538
01:51:28,040 --> 01:51:28,800
Virgin Media 1.

2539
01:51:29,360 --> 01:51:29,800
Through ball.

2540
01:51:30,160 --> 01:51:32,680
One last chance at a lovely little sidestepper.

2541
01:51:33,160 --> 01:51:35,580
And it's swept up by the Peru balloon boy.

2542
01:51:36,020 --> 01:51:36,880
And it's given out.

2543
01:51:36,960 --> 01:51:38,400
But it's a final whistle here.

2544
01:51:40,060 --> 01:51:42,060
And Ireland have done it.

2545
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:43,580
They've came.

2546
01:51:44,800 --> 01:51:46,140
They came.

2547
01:51:46,240 --> 01:51:47,600
They saw they conquered.

2548
01:51:48,860 --> 01:51:49,380
Yep.

2549
01:51:49,800 --> 01:51:52,360
They did the business when it really mattered on the pitch.

2550
01:51:53,020 --> 01:51:55,480
An absolute master class from start to finish.

2551
01:51:55,900 --> 01:51:57,120
Quick look at the highlights here.

2552
01:51:57,500 --> 01:52:01,040
Lovely little shot taken on 20 minutes by Connor Hurahan.

2553
01:52:01,540 --> 01:52:03,540
Who managed to get a ball feed.

2554
01:52:03,540 --> 01:52:05,220
Came in from the feeding unit.

2555
01:52:06,120 --> 01:52:08,560
And he slapped it with his left leg.

2556
01:52:09,120 --> 01:52:09,640
Over the bar.

2557
01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:10,580
It was a scissor kick.

2558
01:52:11,240 --> 01:52:12,960
Needed a little bit more dexterity.

2559
01:52:13,480 --> 01:52:15,160
Look at that palm stinger there.

2560
01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:16,780
Palm Springs.

2561
01:52:17,360 --> 01:52:18,460
Palm Stings.

2562
01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:19,340
Golf resort.

2563
01:52:20,240 --> 01:52:20,920
Donald Trump.

2564
01:52:21,800 --> 01:52:23,600
Freaking Donald Schlumpman.

2565
01:52:24,940 --> 01:52:25,500
Hurahan.

2566
01:52:26,160 --> 01:52:30,040
Did his own little business outside the Peruvian box.

2567
01:52:30,420 --> 01:52:32,060
Trying to lift the balloon into the center.

2568
01:52:32,180 --> 01:52:33,360
Don't know what he was trying with that.

2569
01:52:34,020 --> 01:52:34,800
It was actually weird.

2570
01:52:35,820 --> 01:52:36,760
And this is the goal here.

2571
01:52:37,320 --> 01:52:38,100
My goal.

2572
01:52:38,260 --> 01:52:38,560
Drake.

2573
01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:40,220
Outside of the right foot.

2574
01:52:40,580 --> 01:52:41,200
Cheeky ball.

2575
01:52:41,920 --> 01:52:42,580
Cheeky by name.

2576
01:52:42,660 --> 01:52:43,220
Cheeky by nature.

2577
01:52:43,900 --> 01:52:45,820
And that's another angle right here.

2578
01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:47,340
Look at the outside of the right foot.

2579
01:52:47,620 --> 01:52:49,520
Goalkeeper thinks he's going to slot it down the.

2580
01:52:49,780 --> 01:52:50,780
The slot house.

2581
01:52:51,680 --> 01:52:53,960
Turns out he's going for the slot penthouse.

2582
01:52:54,540 --> 01:52:56,360
Down the right hand side of the onion sack.

2583
01:52:56,740 --> 01:52:58,880
And this is a nice little through ball here to my goal.

2584
01:52:58,880 --> 01:52:59,060
Drake.

2585
01:52:59,140 --> 01:53:01,600
Who found a lovely little bit of touch space to Hurahan.

2586
01:53:01,960 --> 01:53:02,860
Hurahan unfortunately.

2587
01:53:03,480 --> 01:53:04,480
Blashed the ball.

2588
01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:05,360
Against.

2589
01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:08,200
The goalkeeper's palm stings.

2590
01:53:09,560 --> 01:53:10,160
Peru.

2591
01:53:10,460 --> 01:53:11,940
They tried something but it was.

2592
01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:13,840
It lacked want and promise.

2593
01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:15,040
The shot.

2594
01:53:15,400 --> 01:53:16,560
Flew by Randolph.

2595
01:53:17,620 --> 01:53:21,340
As fast as Randolph flew by the gaff on the 25th of December.

2596
01:53:22,240 --> 01:53:22,680
And Peru.

2597
01:53:23,260 --> 01:53:24,540
I mean Brian Peru.

2598
01:53:24,920 --> 01:53:25,940
From Peru.

2599
01:53:25,940 --> 01:53:29,180
Said that 37% of the possession was all they could muster.

2600
01:53:30,520 --> 01:53:32,520
Ireland came out the traps like whippets.

2601
01:53:32,620 --> 01:53:33,760
And they were as keen as mustard.

2602
01:53:34,460 --> 01:53:35,280
Two fouls.

2603
01:53:35,280 --> 01:53:36,400
One of them was sound.

2604
01:53:36,880 --> 01:53:37,580
Eight shots.

2605
01:53:37,860 --> 01:53:40,160
Five of them were on target.

2606
01:53:40,160 --> 01:53:41,940
Three of them were blank balls.

2607
01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:44,400
Two free kicks to the Peruvian Dreamers.

2608
01:53:44,760 --> 01:53:45,700
We had two as well.

2609
01:53:46,020 --> 01:53:46,960
Look at the pass rate.

2610
01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:48,720
Absolutely night and day.

2611
01:53:49,260 --> 01:53:49,680
Ireland.

2612
01:53:50,540 --> 01:53:51,020
Passing.

2613
01:53:51,020 --> 01:53:51,020
Outpassing.

2614
01:53:51,020 --> 01:53:51,140
Outpassing.

2615
01:53:51,140 --> 01:53:51,780
Outpassing.

2616
01:53:51,780 --> 01:53:52,600
Outclassing.

2617
01:53:52,600 --> 01:53:54,580
And then.

2618
01:53:55,620 --> 01:53:57,440
Just going home with the victory like.

2619
01:53:58,620 --> 01:54:02,080
Really was an absolute soundhauser of a victory.

2620
01:54:02,340 --> 01:54:05,660
Not the emphatic kind of balls that we saw against the previous two lads.

2621
01:54:05,780 --> 01:54:07,940
But still good enough like Tom.

2622
01:54:09,340 --> 01:54:09,960
Look at.

2623
01:54:09,960 --> 01:54:09,960
Look at.

2624
01:54:10,560 --> 01:54:11,240
They did the biz.

2625
01:54:11,500 --> 01:54:12,120
We're proud of them.

2626
01:54:12,980 --> 01:54:14,020
Onwards and upwards now.

2627
01:54:14,860 --> 01:54:16,880
Onwards and upwards to the knockout phases.

2628
01:54:17,380 --> 01:54:19,500
Of World Cup 22 Qatar.

2629
01:54:20,940 --> 01:54:21,860
Alberto Solano.

2630
01:54:22,060 --> 01:54:22,720
Nolly Sully.

2631
01:54:22,820 --> 01:54:23,640
Thank you very much.

2632
01:54:23,940 --> 01:54:24,540
You're a great.

2633
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:25,900
Great Peruvian Dreamer.

2634
01:54:26,140 --> 01:54:28,360
You had a few good seasons for Newcastle.

2635
01:54:29,380 --> 01:54:29,840
Back in.

2636
01:54:29,900 --> 01:54:30,220
What is it?

2637
01:54:30,240 --> 01:54:30,680
2000.

2638
01:54:30,940 --> 01:54:31,600
Around that era.

2639
01:54:32,080 --> 01:54:32,520
Well done.

2640
01:54:32,600 --> 01:54:33,220
And thanks for watching.

2641
01:54:33,300 --> 01:54:34,040
And thanks for the tip.

2642
01:54:34,720 --> 01:54:37,200
And a big thank you to our hosts Qatar.

2643
01:54:37,700 --> 01:54:39,420
Who are an amazing nation state.

2644
01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:41,160
And a great host of the World Cup.

2645
01:54:41,340 --> 01:54:43,220
And they didn't win the tournament base.

2646
01:54:43,320 --> 01:54:45,080
As has been reported in the media.

2647
01:54:45,240 --> 01:54:47,260
By a lot of bitter.

2648
01:54:47,440 --> 01:54:48,100
Bitter people.

2649
01:54:48,240 --> 01:54:48,920
It has to be said.

2650
01:54:49,340 --> 01:54:50,560
There were backhanders.

2651
01:54:50,660 --> 01:54:51,220
Deluxed.

2652
01:54:51,320 --> 01:54:53,580
And all that kind of shady.

2653
01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:55,520
Shady sandy business.

2654
01:54:55,520 --> 01:54:56,580
That was going on.

2655
01:54:56,860 --> 01:54:58,320
Out in the dunes.

2656
01:54:58,900 --> 01:54:59,600
That didn't happen.

2657
01:54:59,920 --> 01:55:00,420
What happened.

2658
01:55:00,620 --> 01:55:02,520
Was pure ethical classness.

2659
01:55:03,680 --> 01:55:04,500
And I want to say.

2660
01:55:04,740 --> 01:55:05,540
Thanks to Qatar.

2661
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:06,420
Best of luck with you.

2662
01:55:06,760 --> 01:55:07,360
All the best.

2663
01:55:07,620 --> 01:55:08,040
Good luck.

2664
01:55:22,340 --> 01:55:23,560
Welcome back guys.

2665
01:55:23,560 --> 01:55:24,800
To the score desk.

2666
01:55:24,800 --> 01:55:25,900
Here with me Conor Williams.

2667
01:55:26,140 --> 01:55:28,360
From FIFA Guitar FM.

2668
01:55:29,420 --> 01:55:31,640
Venezuela laid siege to Germany.

2669
01:55:31,760 --> 01:55:33,240
But they were best roundly.

2670
01:55:33,880 --> 01:55:34,480
3-1.

2671
01:55:34,740 --> 01:55:35,160
Faroes.

2672
01:55:35,220 --> 01:55:36,760
Didn't fare up well to the Lebanese.

2673
01:55:37,080 --> 01:55:39,800
The Lebanese were absolutely sending it against them.

2674
01:55:39,940 --> 01:55:41,640
Santa Golan to the back of their onion sack.

2675
01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:42,320
Peru.

2676
01:55:42,920 --> 01:55:43,280
0.

2677
01:55:43,820 --> 01:55:44,660
Ireland 1.

2678
01:55:45,100 --> 01:55:46,160
You'll love to see it.

2679
01:55:46,300 --> 01:55:47,120
You'll love to hear it.

2680
01:55:48,260 --> 01:55:48,700
Moldova.

2681
01:55:48,860 --> 01:55:49,740
What were they doing?

2682
01:55:50,220 --> 01:55:50,460
Well.

2683
01:55:50,580 --> 01:55:51,040
They were winning.

2684
01:55:51,260 --> 01:55:51,980
Against Oman.

2685
01:55:52,420 --> 01:55:52,820
Panama.

2686
01:55:53,720 --> 01:55:54,120
Romania.

2687
01:55:54,840 --> 01:55:55,620
3 words.

2688
01:55:56,200 --> 01:55:57,140
Not that good.

2689
01:55:57,380 --> 01:55:58,020
0-0.

2690
01:55:58,520 --> 01:55:59,000
Stalemate.

2691
01:55:59,400 --> 01:56:00,300
That's more than three words.

2692
01:56:00,360 --> 01:56:00,860
But who cares.

2693
01:56:00,860 --> 01:56:01,520
Latvia.

2694
01:56:01,700 --> 01:56:02,140
0-0.

2695
01:56:02,420 --> 01:56:03,100
Australia 1-0.

2696
01:56:03,140 --> 01:56:03,540
Argentina.

2697
01:56:03,660 --> 01:56:03,860
Turner.

2698
01:56:04,640 --> 01:56:06,800
Beaten roundly by the Belgian chocolate boxes.

2699
01:56:07,480 --> 01:56:08,500
The Estonians.

2700
01:56:09,220 --> 01:56:11,540
Really got muzzled.

2701
01:56:12,540 --> 01:56:13,760
By the Nigerians.

2702
01:56:15,040 --> 01:56:16,300
The other games.

2703
01:56:16,440 --> 01:56:18,100
Chile beat Sweden 3-0.

2704
01:56:18,900 --> 01:56:19,460
Andorra.

2705
01:56:20,420 --> 01:56:22,300
Were beaten 3-1 by Iran.

2706
01:56:22,820 --> 01:56:25,520
COVID certainly not affecting the football team there.

2707
01:56:25,860 --> 01:56:28,240
Costa Rica took it to the Austericans.

2708
01:56:28,900 --> 01:56:33,820
The Luxemburgers had their last slice of burger goodness in this World Cup.

2709
01:56:34,620 --> 01:56:36,560
They were trounced by the Moroccans.

2710
01:56:37,540 --> 01:56:40,000
Thanks so much to Up the Randolph for that tip.

2711
01:56:41,320 --> 01:56:42,920
Hopefully you're getting on well, bud.

2712
01:56:43,860 --> 01:56:44,360
Georgia.

2713
01:56:44,840 --> 01:56:46,560
Got bet by Algeria 3-1.

2714
01:56:46,820 --> 01:56:47,580
Ecuador 1.

2715
01:56:47,660 --> 01:56:48,200
Finland 0.

2716
01:56:48,300 --> 01:56:49,100
Lithuania.

2717
01:56:50,240 --> 01:56:52,300
Got absolutely razzmatazzed.

2718
01:56:52,940 --> 01:56:54,820
By the Egyptian dreamers.

2719
01:56:54,820 --> 01:57:00,700
This is how it's shaping up in the groups.

2720
01:57:02,040 --> 01:57:03,940
Let's have a little look here at Group A.

2721
01:57:04,340 --> 01:57:05,820
Chile and Sweden at the top.

2722
01:57:06,540 --> 01:57:07,200
The Iranians.

2723
01:57:07,280 --> 01:57:07,960
The Andorans.

2724
01:57:08,300 --> 01:57:09,140
Home to bed.

2725
01:57:09,660 --> 01:57:10,780
Self-isolate, lads.

2726
01:57:11,300 --> 01:57:12,060
It's game over.

2727
01:57:12,660 --> 01:57:13,360
Well, it's not game over.

2728
01:57:13,480 --> 01:57:16,060
I mean, it will be for a lot of people if you don't self-isolate.

2729
01:57:16,380 --> 01:57:18,080
That's the message from the top down.

2730
01:57:18,760 --> 01:57:19,800
Morocco and Austria.

2731
01:57:20,040 --> 01:57:20,880
Well done, lads.

2732
01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:22,200
You're through to the mix-up.

2733
01:57:22,580 --> 01:57:23,880
Costa Rica and Luxemburg.

2734
01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:25,300
Generations, bud.

2735
01:57:26,220 --> 01:57:27,860
You just didn't have what it took.

2736
01:57:28,880 --> 01:57:29,620
Group C.

2737
01:57:29,900 --> 01:57:31,220
Algeria and Spain.

2738
01:57:32,740 --> 01:57:34,300
Did really well, you know.

2739
01:57:34,660 --> 01:57:36,640
Get a USA and Georgia down the bottom.

2740
01:57:36,920 --> 01:57:40,420
Like, you never really thought the Georgians were going to turn up.

2741
01:57:41,020 --> 01:57:41,920
You really didn't.

2742
01:57:42,060 --> 01:57:42,720
And they didn't.

2743
01:57:43,560 --> 01:57:44,780
And I confirmed my belief.

2744
01:57:45,780 --> 01:57:47,060
It sealed my status.

2745
01:57:47,900 --> 01:57:49,720
As in the right man.

2746
01:57:51,700 --> 01:57:52,140
USA.

2747
01:57:52,640 --> 01:57:53,040
Failed.

2748
01:57:53,600 --> 01:57:55,280
Should have stuck the ladies on, lads.

2749
01:57:57,280 --> 01:57:57,600
Sorry.

2750
01:57:57,720 --> 01:57:58,420
Go back to that.

2751
01:57:58,920 --> 01:57:59,720
We should return to that.

2752
01:57:59,840 --> 01:58:00,020
Sorry.

2753
01:58:00,520 --> 01:58:00,900
No.

2754
01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:01,380
Don't want to.

2755
01:58:01,680 --> 01:58:02,100
Don't want to.

2756
01:58:02,740 --> 01:58:03,120
No.

2757
01:58:04,400 --> 01:58:04,760
Information.

2758
01:58:05,760 --> 01:58:06,460
Competition info.

2759
01:58:08,840 --> 01:58:09,780
It's not right.

2760
01:58:09,780 --> 01:58:09,780
It's not right.

2761
01:58:09,780 --> 01:58:12,120
It's meant to be able to see all this.

2762
01:58:15,080 --> 01:58:15,480
Yeah.

2763
01:58:15,580 --> 01:58:16,260
Back again.

2764
01:58:16,400 --> 01:58:17,480
Sorry about that, guys.

2765
01:58:17,660 --> 01:58:19,160
Technical gremlins, guys.

2766
01:58:20,740 --> 01:58:21,760
Actually, have you gone to...

2767
01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:22,200
Well, I'm here.

2768
01:58:22,280 --> 01:58:22,920
Well, I have you.

2769
01:58:23,880 --> 01:58:26,060
Did you get on to Mercedes yet?

2770
01:58:26,580 --> 01:58:28,260
Either Mercedes or Zurich.

2771
01:58:29,960 --> 01:58:31,400
If not, why not?

2772
01:58:31,400 --> 01:58:34,640
Time's running out, guys.

2773
01:58:35,640 --> 01:58:38,960
Get on to them and get on to them sooner rather than later.

2774
01:58:39,080 --> 01:58:40,380
I thought you were all over this.

2775
01:58:41,520 --> 01:58:42,620
It turns out you're not.

2776
01:58:43,620 --> 01:58:44,640
Egypt and Finland.

2777
01:58:44,900 --> 01:58:46,640
Two good Zurich guys.

2778
01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:49,440
Ecuador and Lithuania.

2779
01:58:50,580 --> 01:58:51,960
You never turned up to the show.

2780
01:58:53,080 --> 01:58:53,600
Ecuador.

2781
01:58:54,300 --> 01:58:55,780
A great song by Sash.

2782
01:58:57,280 --> 01:58:57,720
Ecuador.

2783
01:58:58,020 --> 01:58:59,120
A great song by Sash.

2784
01:59:13,200 --> 01:59:14,320
That's enough of that.

2785
01:59:14,440 --> 01:59:15,100
You know that.

2786
01:59:15,200 --> 01:59:18,340
I don't need to telegraph that too heavily, do you?

2787
01:59:19,700 --> 01:59:20,600
Group C.

2788
01:59:20,680 --> 01:59:21,860
E, B, C, D, E.

2789
01:59:22,380 --> 01:59:23,600
Onto group E.

2790
01:59:24,300 --> 01:59:27,580
And the Germans absolutely trouncing everyone around them.

2791
01:59:28,400 --> 01:59:29,100
Goose-stepping.

2792
01:59:29,860 --> 01:59:30,980
All over the opposition.

2793
01:59:32,320 --> 01:59:33,460
And Venelish.

2794
01:59:34,060 --> 01:59:35,100
The Lesbottish.

2795
01:59:35,360 --> 01:59:36,400
Lebanese, sorry.

2796
01:59:37,500 --> 01:59:39,720
The Lebanese Islands and the Faroe Islands.

2797
01:59:40,340 --> 01:59:44,360
Maybe the Faroes should trade status with the Lebanese.

2798
01:59:45,360 --> 01:59:47,620
And the Faroes could just become Faroe.

2799
01:59:48,380 --> 01:59:52,280
And the Lebanon could become Lebanese Islands.

2800
01:59:52,280 --> 01:59:54,600
Don't know why.

2801
01:59:54,760 --> 01:59:57,760
Maybe it would increase tourism to their state.

2802
01:59:57,880 --> 02:00:00,940
But I mean, actually, at the moment, there's going to be no tourism being done.

2803
02:00:01,060 --> 02:00:04,480
Unless you own a Maybach that can fly to the sky.

2804
02:00:07,480 --> 02:00:09,660
And not a lot of people have that.

2805
02:00:09,700 --> 02:00:10,820
Jones.

2806
02:00:12,820 --> 02:00:22,100
My heart goes out to everyone out there who isn't currently soaring through cyberspace and space.

2807
02:00:23,040 --> 02:00:29,100
And the speed of light propelled by two amazing rocket boosters.

2808
02:00:29,100 --> 02:00:36,420
Big shout out to Elon Musk and Grimes doing God's work out there.

2809
02:00:37,020 --> 02:00:41,000
Rocket boosting and creating some amazing avant-garde tunage.

2810
02:00:42,140 --> 02:00:43,560
Well done to the Tui.

2811
02:00:44,780 --> 02:00:46,580
Thanks for the boosters, Elon.

2812
02:00:48,100 --> 02:00:50,120
We're just powered through in the galaxy.

2813
02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:56,280
And my heart goes out to everyone who can't power through the galaxy in the back of an ABAC.

2814
02:00:57,100 --> 02:00:58,920
But them's the brakes, you know.

2815
02:00:59,640 --> 02:01:01,900
Look, we're going through.

2816
02:01:02,140 --> 02:01:03,920
The boys are going through with Peru.

2817
02:01:04,900 --> 02:01:05,460
Moldova.

2818
02:01:05,820 --> 02:01:06,720
And oh, man.

2819
02:01:07,100 --> 02:01:08,040
Oh, man.

2820
02:01:08,080 --> 02:01:08,880
Oh, man alive.

2821
02:01:09,660 --> 02:01:12,220
What did you even do before the tournament?

2822
02:01:12,460 --> 02:01:13,460
Not much, it seems.

2823
02:01:14,360 --> 02:01:17,140
Australia, Romania, Pana, Latvia.

2824
02:01:18,280 --> 02:01:19,240
Those two at the end.

2825
02:01:19,400 --> 02:01:20,180
Not going anywhere.

2826
02:01:20,540 --> 02:01:21,500
Australia and Romania.

2827
02:01:22,040 --> 02:01:22,880
They're going somewhere.

2828
02:01:23,840 --> 02:01:27,320
They're definitely not going to make it to the last few, I'd say.

2829
02:01:27,460 --> 02:01:31,560
They'll both get royally taken out at the next round.

2830
02:01:31,560 --> 02:01:33,900
Hopefully one of those is ours.

2831
02:01:35,660 --> 02:01:37,200
Did you get on to Zurich yet?

2832
02:01:38,380 --> 02:01:39,560
Argentina and Belgium.

2833
02:01:40,380 --> 02:01:43,360
They did the business all day, every day.

2834
02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:46,160
The Chile and the Sweden boys, you know it.

2835
02:01:46,460 --> 02:01:47,260
We've already been there.

2836
02:01:47,880 --> 02:01:52,040
So let's see how the lay of the land now, the knockout phase.

2837
02:01:52,600 --> 02:01:56,840
We've got a couple of lads looking to fight over quarterfinal plays here.

2838
02:01:58,040 --> 02:01:58,860
Chile and Austria.

2839
02:01:59,520 --> 02:02:00,360
Algeria and Finland.

2840
02:02:00,940 --> 02:02:01,780
Germany and Peru.

2841
02:02:03,120 --> 02:02:04,240
Australia and Belgium.

2842
02:02:04,360 --> 02:02:05,100
I'll call it now.

2843
02:02:05,540 --> 02:02:06,580
Chile go through.

2844
02:02:07,100 --> 02:02:09,340
Finland go through.

2845
02:02:10,780 --> 02:02:11,940
Germany go through.

2846
02:02:12,940 --> 02:02:14,580
And Belgium go through.

2847
02:02:16,080 --> 02:02:16,900
The other side.

2848
02:02:17,160 --> 02:02:22,000
Morocco, Sweden, Egypt, Spain, Ireland, Venezuela.

2849
02:02:22,180 --> 02:02:22,980
Today FM.

2850
02:02:23,980 --> 02:02:24,580
Argentina.

2851
02:02:25,120 --> 02:02:25,680
Romania.

2852
02:02:26,380 --> 02:02:27,380
I'm going to call it now.

2853
02:02:27,380 --> 02:02:27,400
I'm going to call it now.

2854
02:02:28,340 --> 02:02:28,820
Morocco.

2855
02:02:30,020 --> 02:02:30,460
Curveball.

2856
02:02:30,620 --> 02:02:30,980
Not yet.

2857
02:02:30,980 --> 02:02:33,700
I'm going to renege on the Moroccan dream.

2858
02:02:33,860 --> 02:02:35,200
I'm going to go with the Swedish.

2859
02:02:35,840 --> 02:02:37,500
I think the Swedes are going to send it.

2860
02:02:38,360 --> 02:02:42,340
I think the Spaniards are going to actually spank the Egyptians.

2861
02:02:43,340 --> 02:02:47,800
I think Ireland are going to say, see you later, Venezuela.

2862
02:02:47,800 --> 02:02:57,360
The Argentina turners are going to turn around and absolutely remain at the seat of world football.

2863
02:02:57,540 --> 02:02:58,520
The top seat that is.

2864
02:02:58,720 --> 02:03:00,220
And dispatch those Romanians.

2865
02:03:01,920 --> 02:03:03,060
It's all academic.

2866
02:03:03,200 --> 02:03:07,260
It's all to play for here on Complete Football Isolation Bowl.

2867
02:03:15,260 --> 02:03:19,600
Rappan's balloon has exploded here, exposing the end of his rear right hand shaft pipe.

2868
02:03:20,100 --> 02:03:22,980
And he's going to have to get that scene to rapid-step pronto now.

2869
02:03:23,300 --> 02:03:28,000
Otherwise, he can kiss bye-bye to a place in the sun on Channel 4.

2870
02:03:28,320 --> 02:03:29,740
The crowd go wild.

2871
02:03:30,180 --> 02:03:31,820
The scenes they're witnessing here.

2872
02:03:32,100 --> 02:03:36,940
Clearly a manifestation of the inner turmoil each of them has felt since childhood.

2873
02:03:36,940 --> 02:03:39,480
Lando Nars has just checked out of the pit stop hotel.

2874
02:03:39,900 --> 02:03:46,540
And oh my good God, no, his front left balloon pipe has just not been shafted on correct enough

2875
02:03:46,540 --> 02:03:48,780
when he was in the balloon box.

2876
02:03:48,860 --> 02:03:50,860
Look at that top left-hand lot there.

2877
02:03:51,060 --> 02:03:52,520
Not much time to flip it on.

2878
02:03:52,640 --> 02:03:55,680
And you can just about see there as he pulls out of the pit stop.

2879
02:03:55,780 --> 02:03:57,020
It's jumping and jacking and jillicum.

2880
02:03:57,740 --> 02:04:02,480
And now the Ferrari jacklifter slides under Leclerc's nose as four clowns perform balloon tricks.

2881
02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:04,420
2.3 second pit stop.

2882
02:04:05,060 --> 02:04:06,420
Thanks for the magic show, lads.

2883
02:04:06,420 --> 02:04:11,100
Really is a sweet, sweet pit check stop maneuver from Ferrari.

2884
02:04:11,560 --> 02:04:16,520
Jordan Baby Peterson there with the voice of an angel in the mind of a Toro Rosso.

2885
02:04:16,880 --> 02:04:20,520
Hecked up on pissin' onions on Network 2.

2886
02:04:20,720 --> 02:04:22,960
Connor, we have spoken.

2887
02:04:25,420 --> 02:04:44,940
Welcome back.

2888
02:04:45,940 --> 02:04:47,060
Welcome back.

2889
02:04:47,760 --> 02:04:49,000
To the World Cup.

2890
02:04:49,900 --> 02:04:50,600
Kateri.

2891
02:04:51,600 --> 02:04:54,040
And we're here in the Venezuelan National Anthem.

2892
02:04:54,160 --> 02:04:54,960
Proud lads.

2893
02:04:55,620 --> 02:04:56,520
Proud lads.

2894
02:05:02,580 --> 02:05:03,900
Lovely kit as well.

2895
02:05:06,720 --> 02:05:08,540
That was a great National Anthem.

2896
02:05:08,820 --> 02:05:10,880
And now please stand for the Irish National Anthem.

2897
02:05:18,060 --> 02:05:48,040
This is a legit network tour.

2898
02:05:48,040 --> 02:05:49,040
two stream.

2899
02:05:50,600 --> 02:05:54,300
The boys on the pitch are about to lay siege to their enemies.

2900
02:05:55,300 --> 02:05:56,760
The Venezuelan enemies.

2901
02:05:57,500 --> 02:05:59,700
Big thank you to the two tips that came through there.

2902
02:06:00,640 --> 02:06:01,620
Or three, should I say.

2903
02:06:01,860 --> 02:06:02,760
Hugo Chavez.

2904
02:06:04,420 --> 02:06:05,460
Or four tips, yeah.

2905
02:06:05,700 --> 02:06:07,060
Just the tip.

2906
02:06:07,540 --> 02:06:09,100
And wet carpet hands.

2907
02:06:09,340 --> 02:06:11,060
And up the Randolph who says,

2908
02:06:11,180 --> 02:06:11,800
How are you, Francis?

2909
02:06:11,800 --> 02:06:15,360
Just wondering if Tommy played any bit of ball for any team back in the day.

2910
02:06:15,640 --> 02:06:18,800
He has the sound of a seasoned veteran of the pig's bladder.

2911
02:06:20,440 --> 02:06:24,660
I used to do a bit of wing work for Balivari Blue Bombers.

2912
02:06:26,700 --> 02:06:30,380
And a rake of different clubs and teams throughout the Connacht region.

2913
02:06:32,960 --> 02:06:35,400
You really were a man of the ball.

2914
02:06:35,620 --> 02:06:38,440
And it's these men of the ball in the Irish jerseys.

2915
02:06:38,540 --> 02:06:40,760
Their green jerseys are going to have to try and win this game today.

2916
02:06:40,900 --> 02:06:43,380
The ball is getting played underway very, very smoothly.

2917
02:06:43,620 --> 02:06:45,120
And sensually now.

2918
02:06:45,300 --> 02:06:47,680
As Duffy sweeps the ball to Keough.

2919
02:06:47,800 --> 02:06:49,580
Keough finds Ender Stephens out on that wing.

2920
02:06:49,780 --> 02:06:51,180
Hopefully a lovely bit of linkage.

2921
02:06:51,320 --> 02:06:57,400
Abraham link-up play between him and Jimmy McLean will set the scene for a lovely clean house game of balling.

2922
02:06:58,000 --> 02:07:00,300
And a lovely bit of bully work there for McLean.

2923
02:07:00,420 --> 02:07:01,780
Making his man fall off the ball.

2924
02:07:02,680 --> 02:07:03,720
Taking it away from him.

2925
02:07:03,900 --> 02:07:05,900
But loses the possession again.

2926
02:07:06,500 --> 02:07:09,320
A lot of people are lolling in the stands at the mistake.

2927
02:07:10,020 --> 02:07:11,760
As Venezuela now.

2928
02:07:12,020 --> 02:07:12,960
Shweep the balloon.

2929
02:07:14,020 --> 02:07:14,900
Confidently between them.

2930
02:07:14,980 --> 02:07:16,760
They're wearing interestingly coloured jerseys.

2931
02:07:16,920 --> 02:07:18,200
What would you say that is?

2932
02:07:18,260 --> 02:07:18,620
Burgundy?

2933
02:07:19,020 --> 02:07:19,220
Tom?

2934
02:07:20,940 --> 02:07:22,900
I don't know what is burgundy.

2935
02:07:23,220 --> 02:07:25,200
I don't even know what kind of colour burgundy is.

2936
02:07:26,360 --> 02:07:27,500
I think it's that kind.

2937
02:07:27,560 --> 02:07:28,140
It's not red.

2938
02:07:28,240 --> 02:07:28,780
It's not purple.

2939
02:07:28,880 --> 02:07:29,440
It's something.

2940
02:07:32,800 --> 02:07:34,140
I'd say it's kind of claret.

2941
02:07:34,260 --> 02:07:34,500
Is it?

2942
02:07:34,620 --> 02:07:38,460
Claret and blue shorts and yellow shorts.

2943
02:07:40,720 --> 02:07:41,160
McLean.

2944
02:07:42,260 --> 02:07:42,700
McGoldrick.

2945
02:07:44,060 --> 02:07:45,520
Loses the ball very easily.

2946
02:07:45,640 --> 02:07:48,220
The Venezuelans aren't looking like they're going to piss about tonight.

2947
02:07:49,520 --> 02:07:50,040
McGoldrick.

2948
02:07:50,560 --> 02:07:51,540
Rolls the balloon backwards.

2949
02:07:51,760 --> 02:07:53,320
Very dodgy play here from Ireland.

2950
02:07:53,520 --> 02:07:55,160
It's a bit kind of cagey, isn't it?

2951
02:07:55,400 --> 02:07:56,500
Very cagey, Shroff.

2952
02:07:57,340 --> 02:07:57,740
What do you mean?

2953
02:07:58,740 --> 02:08:00,180
You need to have faith in the system.

2954
02:08:00,720 --> 02:08:02,200
That is correct indeed.

2955
02:08:02,420 --> 02:08:02,740
McLean.

2956
02:08:03,020 --> 02:08:04,260
Back to Stephens.

2957
02:08:04,580 --> 02:08:04,940
Stephens.

2958
02:08:05,440 --> 02:08:06,100
Back to McLean.

2959
02:08:06,180 --> 02:08:06,720
Losing their man.

2960
02:08:06,800 --> 02:08:07,660
Nice bit of play, lads.

2961
02:08:08,000 --> 02:08:09,200
Her hand's making a run down the wing.

2962
02:08:09,300 --> 02:08:10,800
McLean has spotted it and he's giving him the ball.

2963
02:08:10,880 --> 02:08:11,800
It's a lovely bit of play now.

2964
02:08:11,880 --> 02:08:13,160
Can he get the ball in?

2965
02:08:13,200 --> 02:08:13,940
Has he got the ball for the ball?

2966
02:08:14,940 --> 02:08:20,900
Hands in the middle is headed away coolly, calmly, sophisticatedly and cucumberistically by the Venezuelan dream pipe.

2967
02:08:21,680 --> 02:08:22,560
Whatever his name was.

2968
02:08:22,680 --> 02:08:23,720
Ring con or something.

2969
02:08:24,500 --> 02:08:25,240
Got a ring to it.

2970
02:08:26,240 --> 02:08:26,760
Soteldo.

2971
02:08:27,540 --> 02:08:28,100
Soteldo.

2972
02:08:29,340 --> 02:08:29,940
Dispossessed.

2973
02:08:30,780 --> 02:08:32,700
Referee blows his magical whistle.

2974
02:08:33,440 --> 02:08:35,720
Signifies a free zone ball.

2975
02:08:36,840 --> 02:08:37,960
To the Venezuelan.

2976
02:08:40,160 --> 02:08:40,720
Cheechers.

2977
02:08:41,240 --> 02:08:41,940
And look at that.

2978
02:08:42,340 --> 02:08:43,800
I don't even know what goes on.

2979
02:08:43,860 --> 02:08:45,000
Bit of rough and tumble, lads.

2980
02:08:47,240 --> 02:08:49,400
That Venezuelan buck looked soft.

2981
02:08:50,260 --> 02:08:50,780
Soft.

2982
02:08:51,360 --> 02:08:52,480
Couldn't take a knock.

2983
02:08:53,200 --> 02:08:54,100
The referee bought it.

2984
02:08:54,100 --> 02:09:00,040
Tell you we had a trip to knock there the other day to pray for the team in the Basilica.

2985
02:09:01,200 --> 02:09:03,780
There was zero people around because of the COVID.

2986
02:09:05,440 --> 02:09:07,320
Indeed, the Basilica was closed.

2987
02:09:08,380 --> 02:09:09,240
What did you do?

2988
02:09:10,100 --> 02:09:14,120
We just sat in the car and did the rosary a few times, you know.

2989
02:09:15,280 --> 02:09:16,300
Dushed off the cobwebs.

2990
02:09:16,480 --> 02:09:17,080
Through ball now.

2991
02:09:17,300 --> 02:09:17,700
Hendrick.

2992
02:09:18,120 --> 02:09:18,420
Shirley.

2993
02:09:19,060 --> 02:09:20,300
And it's a goal for Ireland.

2994
02:09:20,800 --> 02:09:21,360
They've scored.

2995
02:09:22,200 --> 02:09:23,160
It's what we wanted.

2996
02:09:23,160 --> 02:09:25,260
It's the bush we needed.

2997
02:09:26,040 --> 02:09:26,780
It's one nil.

2998
02:09:27,700 --> 02:09:28,180
Goal.

2999
02:09:28,460 --> 02:09:28,920
Goal.

3000
02:09:29,460 --> 02:09:30,460
Super goal.

3001
02:09:31,900 --> 02:09:35,180
It's the bitter sauce on the side of the pudding.

3002
02:09:36,360 --> 02:09:36,700
Lucy.

3003
02:09:37,460 --> 02:09:39,700
Thank you very much, Lucy, for your tip.

3004
02:09:41,760 --> 02:09:45,120
Indeed, it's the sauce that we all wanted.

3005
02:09:45,660 --> 02:09:47,180
We had a lovely bag of chips.

3006
02:09:47,180 --> 02:09:49,940
We had the salt.

3007
02:09:50,060 --> 02:09:50,700
We had the vinegar.

3008
02:09:51,700 --> 02:09:53,960
But it was Hendrick that provided the ketchup.

3009
02:09:55,960 --> 02:09:57,000
Chef or Heinz?

3010
02:09:58,880 --> 02:09:59,400
Heinz.

3011
02:09:59,620 --> 02:10:01,120
57 varieties, boy.

3012
02:10:01,540 --> 02:10:03,000
Just one necessary.

3013
02:10:03,540 --> 02:10:04,960
I'd like the chef sauce myself.

3014
02:10:05,500 --> 02:10:06,880
I'm not really into that now.

3015
02:10:07,380 --> 02:10:08,580
It's stick or twist.

3016
02:10:09,060 --> 02:10:09,640
Look at that.

3017
02:10:10,920 --> 02:10:11,820
How would you like me now?

3018
02:10:12,100 --> 02:10:12,580
He asks.

3019
02:10:13,340 --> 02:10:15,420
The crowd who have assembled to watch this match.

3020
02:10:15,560 --> 02:10:18,180
Some of them might be an enemy crowd for the enemy team.

3021
02:10:18,280 --> 02:10:18,640
Venezuela.

3022
02:10:19,680 --> 02:10:20,480
They are our enemy.

3023
02:10:20,600 --> 02:10:21,220
That's the case.

3024
02:10:21,520 --> 02:10:26,980
And indeed, they could have been giving Hendrick some stick there after he scored the goal or before.

3025
02:10:27,180 --> 02:10:30,220
Which led him to make that cupping the ear gesture.

3026
02:10:31,060 --> 02:10:33,120
As if to say, I'm hearing you, lads.

3027
02:10:34,200 --> 02:10:35,960
I can hear what you're saying about me.

3028
02:10:38,040 --> 02:10:40,680
Now, do you want to still say stuff about me?

3029
02:10:41,820 --> 02:10:43,360
After I scored that goal.

3030
02:10:44,820 --> 02:10:46,600
Do you think you really meant that?

3031
02:10:46,700 --> 02:10:48,180
All that was a bit of a mouthful.

3032
02:10:49,220 --> 02:10:53,020
Well, 99% of communication is not through language.

3033
02:10:53,320 --> 02:10:54,140
It's body language.

3034
02:10:55,420 --> 02:10:56,200
Right, I see.

3035
02:10:56,200 --> 02:10:58,320
Look at this.

3036
02:10:58,500 --> 02:10:58,860
McGoldrick.

3037
02:10:59,380 --> 02:11:00,860
Over to Hendrick, the goal scorer.

3038
02:11:01,220 --> 02:11:02,340
And he manages to find Brady.

3039
02:11:02,440 --> 02:11:03,600
He's got a lovely bit of space.

3040
02:11:03,700 --> 02:11:04,260
Takes a shot.

3041
02:11:06,100 --> 02:11:06,460
Deflected.

3042
02:11:07,040 --> 02:11:07,820
He's fallen back.

3043
02:11:07,880 --> 02:11:08,800
Only as far as Coleman.

3044
02:11:08,940 --> 02:11:09,200
Coleman.

3045
02:11:09,600 --> 02:11:10,480
Heads it into the area.

3046
02:11:12,060 --> 02:11:12,760
Who's this now?

3047
02:11:12,840 --> 02:11:13,220
Hurrahan.

3048
02:11:14,800 --> 02:11:15,860
Fucking hell, Hurrahan.

3049
02:11:16,280 --> 02:11:17,240
Try to give it to McLean.

3050
02:11:17,360 --> 02:11:17,980
Loser, though.

3051
02:11:18,340 --> 02:11:18,700
Dispossessed.

3052
02:11:19,620 --> 02:11:20,540
And the Venezuelans.

3053
02:11:20,760 --> 02:11:22,900
Looking to build up a little bit of momentum.

3054
02:11:23,080 --> 02:11:24,480
A little bit of steam in the engine.

3055
02:11:24,640 --> 02:11:25,800
A bit of coal in the stove.

3056
02:11:25,800 --> 02:11:27,000
To make that water bubble.

3057
02:11:27,140 --> 02:11:29,180
To make the pistons move up and down.

3058
02:11:29,560 --> 02:11:32,760
And they've managed to get the ball up inside the central mixing unit.

3059
02:11:32,980 --> 02:11:35,740
It's fallen lovely here to their number 10 in the center circle.

3060
02:11:35,840 --> 02:11:36,480
Or the center area.

3061
02:11:36,800 --> 02:11:37,380
Number 10.

3062
02:11:37,780 --> 02:11:39,940
You better be careful because he goes down very easily.

3063
02:11:40,660 --> 02:11:41,380
And look at this.

3064
02:11:41,920 --> 02:11:43,920
Robbie Brady is on the breaking ball now.

3065
02:11:44,020 --> 02:11:45,780
He's managed to get McGoldrick running down the wing.

3066
02:11:45,980 --> 02:11:46,880
He has to hold a play, though.

3067
02:11:46,940 --> 02:11:48,000
Too many defenders around him.

3068
02:11:48,380 --> 02:11:49,880
And he's managed to lose the ball.

3069
02:11:49,980 --> 02:11:50,380
McGoldrick.

3070
02:11:50,460 --> 02:11:51,920
That's an unfortunate bit of play there.

3071
02:11:51,920 --> 02:11:54,460
Their number 10 needs to be marked because he's very good.

3072
02:11:54,520 --> 02:11:55,140
He's very tricky.

3073
02:11:55,260 --> 02:11:57,620
And he's going to get us into a bit of a shit situation.

3074
02:11:58,380 --> 02:11:59,120
Spotted dick.

3075
02:11:59,620 --> 02:12:00,220
And McLean.

3076
02:12:00,420 --> 02:12:01,840
Right into the mixer now.

3077
02:12:02,280 --> 02:12:02,600
Whelan.

3078
02:12:02,980 --> 02:12:05,460
Doing a little bit of trickery work in the middle.

3079
02:12:05,620 --> 02:12:05,780
Doing.

3080
02:12:06,040 --> 02:12:06,540
He's got the left.

3081
02:12:06,620 --> 02:12:07,100
He's got the right.

3082
02:12:07,160 --> 02:12:07,760
He's got the shimmy.

3083
02:12:07,980 --> 02:12:09,120
He's taking it left and right.

3084
02:12:09,180 --> 02:12:09,860
He's moving around.

3085
02:12:10,000 --> 02:12:11,760
He's going to turn on a sixpence.

3086
02:12:12,240 --> 02:12:14,580
And look at this lovely little run being made by Hendrick.

3087
02:12:14,780 --> 02:12:15,320
Hendrick now.

3088
02:12:15,480 --> 02:12:18,520
Spots McGoldrick making something of an effort down the central line.

3089
02:12:18,920 --> 02:12:23,580
He's dispossessed by that big, lanky, number three, center back fella.

3090
02:12:24,480 --> 02:12:25,600
Don't know his name.

3091
02:12:26,040 --> 02:12:31,860
But he's got enough sauce on the plate to be able to dispatch a few chips if needs be.

3092
02:12:32,500 --> 02:12:33,440
Look at this now.

3093
02:12:34,140 --> 02:12:34,660
Venezuela.

3094
02:12:35,480 --> 02:12:35,920
Humiliated.

3095
02:12:35,920 --> 02:12:41,540
They want to return to their top status position as a better club than us.

3096
02:12:41,720 --> 02:12:42,560
It's not going to happen.

3097
02:12:43,420 --> 02:12:44,920
Were they ever higher than us in the rankings?

3098
02:12:45,880 --> 02:12:46,720
I'm sure they were.

3099
02:12:46,820 --> 02:12:48,180
But they're not going to be after tonight.

3100
02:12:48,280 --> 02:12:54,800
If it stays like this, Ireland are going to absolutely rub it in with a lovely, sumptuous 1-0 victory.

3101
02:12:56,140 --> 02:12:57,820
Doesn't look very secure at the moment.

3102
02:12:58,660 --> 02:12:59,780
Is it ever secure, Tommy?

3103
02:12:59,780 --> 02:13:03,740
I'm never actually believing we're going to do it.

3104
02:13:03,960 --> 02:13:10,260
Even when we're 4-0 up as we were in a couple of games ago against one of those loser teams that we were playing.

3105
02:13:12,040 --> 02:13:16,920
You need to have a bit more decorum and dignity and not refer to the other teams and nations as losers.

3106
02:13:18,420 --> 02:13:20,960
Otherwise we won't get hired by anyone.

3107
02:13:22,420 --> 02:13:23,840
Well, what's the problem like?

3108
02:13:23,880 --> 02:13:26,000
You know, I'm trying to be honest about it.

3109
02:13:26,200 --> 02:13:28,860
They literally lost a game against us.

3110
02:13:29,960 --> 02:13:31,040
Yeah, but it's...

3111
02:13:31,980 --> 02:13:35,500
Kind of sounds like you're a bad winner when you say that to people like, you know.

3112
02:13:36,880 --> 02:13:44,220
And the Rangers, the Ibrox faithful clap their beloved Irish idols as they leave the pitch.

3113
02:13:44,980 --> 02:13:54,260
And all those beautiful, beautiful Rangers fans and the Bill Struth mainstand and that other one that had a name on the other side.

3114
02:13:54,800 --> 02:14:00,120
They go absolutely cracker jacker lula for...

3115
02:14:00,120 --> 02:14:00,120
For...

3116
02:14:00,120 --> 02:14:02,660
For era.

3117
02:14:02,920 --> 02:14:06,520
And it's the second half underway here at Ibrox.

3118
02:14:06,560 --> 02:14:09,920
It's a strange place to host an Irish game.

3119
02:14:10,000 --> 02:14:10,500
But look it.

3120
02:14:10,620 --> 02:14:11,100
It's on.

3121
02:14:11,340 --> 02:14:12,560
It's on like Donkey Kong.

3122
02:14:13,380 --> 02:14:16,920
And there's a couple of lads in the middle of the mixer now trying to get to scraps with each other.

3123
02:14:17,680 --> 02:14:20,580
A lovely, lovely bit of scrap work there in the middle.

3124
02:14:21,500 --> 02:14:23,220
Down to the scrapyard with that.

3125
02:14:23,740 --> 02:14:24,300
Look at this.

3126
02:14:24,480 --> 02:14:27,840
McGoldrick's got a bit of steam in the can, but he's not got enough to beat his man.

3127
02:14:28,060 --> 02:14:28,500
Look at this.

3128
02:14:28,760 --> 02:14:30,120
McGoldrick takes a shot.

3129
02:14:30,500 --> 02:14:30,900
Oh!

3130
02:14:31,420 --> 02:14:33,780
Skims the right-hand side of the post.

3131
02:14:34,260 --> 02:14:36,720
Percy Post denying McGoldrick.

3132
02:14:37,580 --> 02:14:44,120
You'd feel a little bit sick because he brings you to places that you never thought you'd imagined.

3133
02:14:45,320 --> 02:14:46,280
He really does.

3134
02:14:46,360 --> 02:14:47,400
He's bringing Ireland forward.

3135
02:14:47,760 --> 02:14:48,640
Every day.

3136
02:14:48,880 --> 02:14:49,780
Every play.

3137
02:14:50,000 --> 02:14:51,580
Every breaking ball.

3138
02:14:51,900 --> 02:14:52,580
He's there.

3139
02:14:52,740 --> 02:14:53,440
He's at the...

3140
02:14:53,440 --> 02:14:56,540
He's at the fucking seat of the table day and night going,

3141
02:14:56,680 --> 02:14:58,860
Where's the next bit of grub coming from?

3142
02:14:59,360 --> 02:15:00,100
Because I'm hungry.

3143
02:15:02,240 --> 02:15:03,000
And look at that.

3144
02:15:03,480 --> 02:15:05,200
A lovely bit of play there.

3145
02:15:05,840 --> 02:15:07,840
Resulting in more nice play there.

3146
02:15:08,400 --> 02:15:10,220
When's the nice play going to stop, Tom?

3147
02:15:11,600 --> 02:15:12,400
Right now.

3148
02:15:13,100 --> 02:15:14,740
The referee has blown for offside.

3149
02:15:15,740 --> 02:15:23,560
And it's McGoldrick, unfortunately, is quite often the subject of our praise and worship.

3150
02:15:25,720 --> 02:15:27,840
Who has taken the biscuit.

3151
02:15:29,100 --> 02:15:30,660
And shipped over a line there.

3152
02:15:32,960 --> 02:15:34,300
Venezuela with Rosales.

3153
02:15:34,800 --> 02:15:35,200
Rosales.

3154
02:15:35,600 --> 02:15:37,880
Lobs the ball into the central mixing desk.

3155
02:15:38,360 --> 02:15:42,700
It's received by Hendrick, who pumps it up the park to McGoldrick.

3156
02:15:42,860 --> 02:15:44,580
McGoldrick lays it out to the wing now.

3157
02:15:44,640 --> 02:15:45,900
A lovely bit of wing play.

3158
02:15:46,240 --> 02:15:51,440
Robbie Brady is looking to strike fear and an absolute terror into the hearts of his opposition.

3159
02:15:51,560 --> 02:15:52,260
He's doing it well.

3160
02:15:52,440 --> 02:15:52,880
What's he got?

3161
02:15:52,920 --> 02:15:54,240
He's got a bit of juice in the tank left.

3162
02:15:54,480 --> 02:15:56,000
Passes it into the central mixing unit.

3163
02:15:56,260 --> 02:15:57,380
It's gone nowhere, though.

3164
02:15:58,040 --> 02:15:59,260
It's the nobody's own.

3165
02:15:59,840 --> 02:16:01,640
It's a great bit of podcast work.

3166
02:16:02,460 --> 02:16:03,240
Listening to it now.

3167
02:16:03,360 --> 02:16:06,320
Kind of went out a little bit flatter than I'd like.

3168
02:16:06,400 --> 02:16:10,520
But still a great, great, great piece of work altogether from the boys.

3169
02:16:10,640 --> 02:16:11,160
And Hurrahang.

3170
02:16:11,220 --> 02:16:11,800
Can he do it?

3171
02:16:12,100 --> 02:16:12,640
Can he do it?

3172
02:16:12,800 --> 02:16:13,780
He's dispossessed his man.

3173
02:16:14,000 --> 02:16:14,940
He's passed it to McGoldrick.

3174
02:16:15,160 --> 02:16:15,600
McGoldrick.

3175
02:16:15,920 --> 02:16:16,240
Shrite.

3176
02:16:16,620 --> 02:16:16,920
In.

3177
02:16:17,180 --> 02:16:17,460
To.

3178
02:16:17,740 --> 02:16:18,000
That.

3179
02:16:18,280 --> 02:16:18,560
Onion.

3180
02:16:18,820 --> 02:16:19,060
Zack.

3181
02:16:19,320 --> 02:16:20,200
Who the hell are you?

3182
02:16:20,500 --> 02:16:21,780
And are you going to call me back?

3183
02:16:21,960 --> 02:16:24,200
Because I've been waiting by the phone now for two weeks.

3184
02:16:26,200 --> 02:16:27,580
And I thought you loved me.

3185
02:16:29,820 --> 02:16:31,420
I thought you loved me.

3186
02:16:32,320 --> 02:16:33,820
Great bit of movement there.

3187
02:16:35,080 --> 02:16:36,940
Great bit of movement.

3188
02:16:38,620 --> 02:16:39,960
From the whole squad.

3189
02:16:42,900 --> 02:16:46,160
And you only have to look at the star at the top of the Christmas tree.

3190
02:16:47,960 --> 02:16:48,440
McGoldrick.

3191
02:16:48,920 --> 02:16:49,780
McGoldrick.

3192
02:16:50,580 --> 02:16:51,180
McGoldrick.

3193
02:16:51,760 --> 02:16:52,660
All day.

3194
02:16:53,260 --> 02:16:54,220
All night.

3195
02:16:55,440 --> 02:16:56,540
It don't stop.

3196
02:16:57,500 --> 02:16:58,360
Till daylight.

3197
02:17:01,000 --> 02:17:02,880
It certainly doesn't stop till daylight.

3198
02:17:03,200 --> 02:17:04,600
But indeed it will be stopping.

3199
02:17:05,120 --> 02:17:06,220
After half an hour.

3200
02:17:06,360 --> 02:17:06,640
Because.

3201
02:17:07,100 --> 02:17:09,940
I mean you can only play a regulatory 90 minutes anyway.

3202
02:17:10,460 --> 02:17:14,440
Hate to see what this team would look like after a fucking 12 hour shift on the pitch.

3203
02:17:15,820 --> 02:17:16,640
Indeed it would be.

3204
02:17:16,720 --> 02:17:17,520
They'd be knackered.

3205
02:17:17,600 --> 02:17:18,180
They'd be wrecked.

3206
02:17:18,780 --> 02:17:19,000
And.

3207
02:17:19,840 --> 02:17:20,240
Oh.

3208
02:17:21,760 --> 02:17:22,240
McLean.

3209
02:17:22,360 --> 02:17:23,520
Trying to find a little bit of.

3210
02:17:23,880 --> 02:17:24,540
A way in.

3211
02:17:24,680 --> 02:17:26,180
To unlock that defense.

3212
02:17:26,640 --> 02:17:27,340
He's got the key.

3213
02:17:27,600 --> 02:17:28,260
He's got the secret.

3214
02:17:28,620 --> 02:17:29,220
He's got the key.

3215
02:17:29,640 --> 02:17:30,720
To another ball.

3216
02:17:31,240 --> 02:17:31,680
Apparently.

3217
02:17:32,400 --> 02:17:33,180
How do you mean?

3218
02:17:33,780 --> 02:17:34,360
Well apparently.

3219
02:17:34,700 --> 02:17:36,520
McLean has this thing where he brings.

3220
02:17:37,200 --> 02:17:38,560
Seven different chests.

3221
02:17:38,820 --> 02:17:40,360
And each have a ball inside them.

3222
02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:42,240
And he plays this thing with the team.

3223
02:17:42,400 --> 02:17:43,280
Between matches called.

3224
02:17:43,500 --> 02:17:44,220
Find the ball.

3225
02:17:46,120 --> 02:17:47,360
Never heard of that in my life.

3226
02:17:48,000 --> 02:17:48,980
It's a McLean thing.

3227
02:17:49,040 --> 02:17:50,040
You wouldn't understand it.

3228
02:17:51,040 --> 02:17:53,220
And he has seven keys.

3229
02:17:53,220 --> 02:17:54,280
For seven boxes.

3230
02:17:55,720 --> 02:17:57,240
And it's like open the box.

3231
02:17:57,600 --> 02:17:58,020
At Bingo.

3232
02:18:00,420 --> 02:18:00,940
But.

3233
02:18:01,220 --> 02:18:02,000
Everyone's a winner.

3234
02:18:02,100 --> 02:18:03,000
Because there's always gonna.

3235
02:18:03,080 --> 02:18:04,220
They're always gonna win a ball.

3236
02:18:05,800 --> 02:18:07,460
Sounds like you're making shit up.

3237
02:18:09,080 --> 02:18:09,560
Ireland.

3238
02:18:10,040 --> 02:18:11,040
Attacking diligently.

3239
02:18:11,420 --> 02:18:11,460
And.

3240
02:18:12,000 --> 02:18:12,840
Horse playerly.

3241
02:18:13,160 --> 02:18:14,880
Down the right hand side of the flank.

3242
02:18:15,220 --> 02:18:16,660
Lovely bit of passage work going on.

3243
02:18:16,720 --> 02:18:17,520
It's passage east.

3244
02:18:17,820 --> 02:18:19,160
Right now to McGoldrick.

3245
02:18:19,240 --> 02:18:20,140
Who managed to find Brady.

3246
02:18:20,220 --> 02:18:21,160
In a lovely bit of sack.

3247
02:18:21,620 --> 02:18:23,060
A lovely bit of sack space.

3248
02:18:23,160 --> 02:18:23,460
But he's.

3249
02:18:23,920 --> 02:18:24,960
Desecrated by the keeper.

3250
02:18:25,080 --> 02:18:25,720
For God's sake.

3251
02:18:25,760 --> 02:18:25,940
Ref.

3252
02:18:26,000 --> 02:18:26,500
Come on.

3253
02:18:27,140 --> 02:18:28,160
Blow the hell a whistle.

3254
02:18:28,280 --> 02:18:29,420
Blow that whistle hard.

3255
02:18:29,980 --> 02:18:30,720
You've got a whistle.

3256
02:18:31,200 --> 02:18:31,620
Blow it.

3257
02:18:31,660 --> 02:18:32,360
For God's sake.

3258
02:18:32,840 --> 02:18:33,360
Look at this.

3259
02:18:33,460 --> 02:18:34,540
Ireland have to score now.

3260
02:18:35,320 --> 02:18:35,840
Jesus Christ.

3261
02:18:35,940 --> 02:18:37,840
Venezuela throwing men against the ball.

3262
02:18:37,980 --> 02:18:38,180
Left.

3263
02:18:38,280 --> 02:18:38,460
Right.

3264
02:18:38,520 --> 02:18:38,980
And center.

3265
02:18:39,720 --> 02:18:39,960
Like.

3266
02:18:40,500 --> 02:18:41,900
Sodom and Gomorrah down there.

3267
02:18:42,640 --> 02:18:43,700
The fall of Saigon.

3268
02:18:44,580 --> 02:18:47,000
As the lads all clamber over each other.

3269
02:18:47,080 --> 02:18:47,800
No sign of.

3270
02:18:48,180 --> 02:18:49,560
Covid friendliness here.

3271
02:18:49,980 --> 02:18:50,760
It's an absolute.

3272
02:18:51,900 --> 02:18:53,260
Chaos emerald of a place.

3273
02:18:53,260 --> 02:18:53,780
At the moment.

3274
02:18:53,920 --> 02:18:55,020
This match is going left.

3275
02:18:55,120 --> 02:18:55,320
Right.

3276
02:18:55,420 --> 02:18:55,700
Center.

3277
02:18:55,800 --> 02:18:56,460
It's end to end.

3278
02:18:57,020 --> 02:18:58,000
When's it going to end?

3279
02:18:59,100 --> 02:19:00,100
Not ending for Ireland.

3280
02:19:00,220 --> 02:19:01,560
As soon as they'd like it.

3281
02:19:01,600 --> 02:19:03,200
Because the Venezuelan beach boys.

3282
02:19:03,380 --> 02:19:04,740
Have got a man on the break now.

3283
02:19:04,820 --> 02:19:06,100
And with Martinez down the wing.

3284
02:19:06,180 --> 02:19:07,500
He's got his number 10 in the middle.

3285
02:19:07,580 --> 02:19:08,920
Is he going to float the balloon over to him?

3286
02:19:08,940 --> 02:19:09,280
He is.

3287
02:19:09,280 --> 02:19:10,260
And it's just.

3288
02:19:11,100 --> 02:19:12,460
Just too much on it.

3289
02:19:13,960 --> 02:19:14,440
And Ireland.

3290
02:19:16,140 --> 02:19:16,980
Scrape away.

3291
02:19:17,700 --> 02:19:18,540
From what could have been.

3292
02:19:18,620 --> 02:19:21,020
A very very tried and testing period.

3293
02:19:21,160 --> 02:19:22,700
An unprecedented moment in the match.

3294
02:19:23,120 --> 02:19:24,460
Gentle Monster.

3295
02:19:24,460 --> 02:19:25,340
Thanks for the tip.

3296
02:19:25,900 --> 02:19:26,820
Thank you very much.

3297
02:19:26,900 --> 02:19:27,500
Gentle Monster.

3298
02:19:28,120 --> 02:19:28,880
Very kind of you.

3299
02:19:29,280 --> 02:19:30,220
You're a great monster.

3300
02:19:30,600 --> 02:19:31,460
You're a gentle monster.

3301
02:19:32,520 --> 02:19:35,080
You're the best monster we've ever, ever, ever had tip.

3302
02:19:35,240 --> 02:19:35,920
Thank you very much.

3303
02:19:36,320 --> 02:19:37,440
Lovely ball here from McGoldrick.

3304
02:19:37,520 --> 02:19:37,820
What can he.

3305
02:19:37,960 --> 02:19:38,580
To McGoldrick.

3306
02:19:38,580 --> 02:19:39,300
I beg your pardon.

3307
02:19:39,420 --> 02:19:40,140
Back to McLean.

3308
02:19:40,260 --> 02:19:41,280
There's not much in the tank.

3309
02:19:41,620 --> 02:19:43,180
He's going to deliver the ball out to Hurrahan.

3310
02:19:43,420 --> 02:19:44,540
Hurrahan holds off his man.

3311
02:19:44,780 --> 02:19:45,920
Gives the ball to the center again.

3312
02:19:45,980 --> 02:19:46,220
Hendrik.

3313
02:19:46,440 --> 02:19:47,300
One chance alone.

3314
02:19:47,540 --> 02:19:48,920
And it's straight into the moon.

3315
02:19:50,300 --> 02:19:52,440
And would you fucking believe it.

3316
02:19:52,800 --> 02:19:54,080
It's Jimi Hendrix.

3317
02:19:54,140 --> 02:19:54,720
Again.

3318
02:19:54,860 --> 02:19:55,360
For Ireland.

3319
02:19:55,580 --> 02:19:57,200
With a three goal.

3320
02:19:57,580 --> 02:19:58,180
Third goal.

3321
02:19:58,360 --> 02:19:58,800
For them.

3322
02:20:01,680 --> 02:20:02,100
Let's.

3323
02:20:02,220 --> 02:20:03,220
Let's hear it for the ball.

3324
02:20:06,140 --> 02:20:07,520
Get free from Desire.

3325
02:20:07,860 --> 02:20:08,100
Please.

3326
02:20:08,180 --> 02:20:08,280
Yeah.

3327
02:20:08,280 --> 02:20:10,240
My love has got no fame.

3328
02:20:10,440 --> 02:20:11,920
He's got his strong beliefs.

3329
02:20:12,360 --> 02:20:13,100
Amazing work.

3330
02:20:13,960 --> 02:20:14,960
Fantastic stuff.

3331
02:20:15,860 --> 02:20:16,260
Like.

3332
02:20:17,100 --> 02:20:18,540
It was written in the stars.

3333
02:20:19,640 --> 02:20:20,380
These boys.

3334
02:20:20,640 --> 02:20:21,700
They woke up this morning.

3335
02:20:22,420 --> 02:20:24,120
They had 17 bowls of porridge.

3336
02:20:25,100 --> 02:20:27,580
That's one bowl for every man in the squad.

3337
02:20:27,920 --> 02:20:29,540
And even the lads on the bench.

3338
02:20:30,040 --> 02:20:32,640
That's an amazing ratio of porridge to men.

3339
02:20:33,180 --> 02:20:33,620
And that.

3340
02:20:33,900 --> 02:20:36,340
That surely has put the porridge to bed tonight.

3341
02:20:37,180 --> 02:20:38,240
An amazing bit of work.

3342
02:20:39,940 --> 02:20:41,640
And here we go again now.

3343
02:20:41,740 --> 02:20:43,880
With the remainder of the second half.

3344
02:20:43,960 --> 02:20:44,380
Of this.

3345
02:20:44,840 --> 02:20:45,740
Match for Ireland.

3346
02:20:45,840 --> 02:20:46,760
The first game.

3347
02:20:46,900 --> 02:20:48,020
In the knockout phase.

3348
02:20:48,060 --> 02:20:48,740
Of the world cup.

3349
02:20:49,160 --> 02:20:50,240
Can they maintain.

3350
02:20:50,500 --> 02:20:51,820
All composure and dignity.

3351
02:20:52,300 --> 02:20:52,900
And again.

3352
02:20:53,000 --> 02:20:53,520
Maintain.

3353
02:20:53,520 --> 02:20:55,320
A zero goal.

3354
02:20:55,880 --> 02:20:56,400
Deficit.

3355
02:20:56,860 --> 02:20:57,200
Uh.

3356
02:20:57,200 --> 02:20:57,780
Situation.

3357
02:20:58,500 --> 02:20:59,320
Absolutely lovely.

3358
02:20:59,460 --> 02:21:00,160
Clean sheets.

3359
02:21:03,340 --> 02:21:04,120
Pure clean.

3360
02:21:05,460 --> 02:21:07,020
That's where a lot of the development.

3361
02:21:07,020 --> 02:21:07,380
Money.

3362
02:21:07,500 --> 02:21:08,400
The FEI money.

3363
02:21:08,400 --> 02:21:09,200
Money went as well.

3364
02:21:09,760 --> 02:21:11,160
What the dodge money was it?

3365
02:21:11,480 --> 02:21:11,680
Yep.

3366
02:21:11,840 --> 02:21:13,360
A lot of dodge money went on.

3367
02:21:13,940 --> 02:21:14,720
Clean sheets.

3368
02:21:15,640 --> 02:21:17,640
I think they packed up a whole.

3369
02:21:18,840 --> 02:21:19,340
Aeroplane.

3370
02:21:19,480 --> 02:21:20,380
With just clean sheets.

3371
02:21:21,380 --> 02:21:21,840
And.

3372
02:21:22,600 --> 02:21:25,000
We sleep soundly in those lovely beds every night.

3373
02:21:25,000 --> 02:21:29,000
I thought now that I've been enjoying the sleep a little bit too much.

3374
02:21:29,640 --> 02:21:31,720
But I actually put that down to Qatar.

3375
02:21:32,200 --> 02:21:32,940
And the atmosphere.

3376
02:21:33,440 --> 02:21:34,380
The lively atmosphere.

3377
02:21:34,940 --> 02:21:36,260
The lovely ambience.

3378
02:21:36,420 --> 02:21:37,040
The nice people.

3379
02:21:37,600 --> 02:21:38,240
Their morals.

3380
02:21:38,660 --> 02:21:39,300
Their dignity.

3381
02:21:39,660 --> 02:21:40,800
The way they handle the world.

3382
02:21:41,340 --> 02:21:43,800
And their treatment of workers and forced.

3383
02:21:43,800 --> 02:21:44,200
Not.

3384
02:21:44,280 --> 02:21:44,480
Sorry.

3385
02:21:44,700 --> 02:21:45,480
Not forced labour.

3386
02:21:45,880 --> 02:21:46,840
Their treatment of.

3387
02:21:47,800 --> 02:21:49,740
Of fairly treated labourers.

3388
02:21:50,940 --> 02:21:51,320
It's actually.

3389
02:21:51,900 --> 02:21:52,160
Uh.

3390
02:21:52,240 --> 02:21:52,640
It's.

3391
02:21:52,640 --> 02:21:54,900
It's an outstanding thing that they've achieved.

3392
02:21:55,060 --> 02:21:57,400
And something we should all stand up and take notice.

3393
02:21:58,600 --> 02:21:58,960
Ireland.

3394
02:21:59,180 --> 02:21:59,860
Laugh the balloon in.

3395
02:21:59,980 --> 02:22:01,320
Can we go to get something onto it?

3396
02:22:01,320 --> 02:22:02,000
He's offside.

3397
02:22:02,000 --> 02:22:02,480
Well.

3398
02:22:03,760 --> 02:22:06,000
Four goals would have been asking for too much.

3399
02:22:06,720 --> 02:22:07,540
Not really Tommy.

3400
02:22:07,660 --> 02:22:09,400
We've had four goals before like.

3401
02:22:10,080 --> 02:22:11,240
We've had five as well.

3402
02:22:11,380 --> 02:22:12,040
Gentle monster.

3403
02:22:12,460 --> 02:22:13,720
Thank you very much for your tip.

3404
02:22:13,820 --> 02:22:14,500
Gentle monster.

3405
02:22:17,900 --> 02:22:19,020
Thank you very much.

3406
02:22:19,880 --> 02:22:20,780
Gentle monster.

3407
02:22:22,000 --> 02:22:22,840
Very kind of.

3408
02:22:26,960 --> 02:22:28,960
Lovely bit of gentle monster there.

3409
02:22:29,380 --> 02:22:31,340
Headed back out from the monsters in the box.

3410
02:22:31,340 --> 02:22:33,340
Monster in the box.

3411
02:22:33,420 --> 02:22:34,420
A great monologue.

3412
02:22:34,780 --> 02:22:36,680
If you can get your hands on that video.

3413
02:22:36,820 --> 02:22:38,080
Maybe it's on YouTube or something.

3414
02:22:38,440 --> 02:22:39,540
Look at this lad now.

3415
02:22:40,060 --> 02:22:40,860
Plays it forward.

3416
02:22:41,000 --> 02:22:42,280
Another lad has got a ball.

3417
02:22:42,340 --> 02:22:43,400
And he's given it to McGoldrick.

3418
02:22:43,420 --> 02:22:44,100
And it has to be.

3419
02:22:44,180 --> 02:22:44,280
Well.

3420
02:22:44,360 --> 02:22:44,960
What will he go for?

3421
02:22:47,380 --> 02:22:47,740
Chip.

3422
02:22:47,740 --> 02:22:48,260
Oh.

3423
02:22:50,100 --> 02:22:51,740
Oh my god.

3424
02:22:52,820 --> 02:22:53,820
Put that away.

3425
02:22:53,920 --> 02:22:54,280
Would you?

3426
02:22:58,120 --> 02:22:59,220
Gentle Madrig.

3427
02:23:00,260 --> 02:23:01,480
Insane work there.

3428
02:23:01,480 --> 02:23:02,880
From that man.

3429
02:23:02,880 --> 02:23:03,480
McGoldrick.

3430
02:23:03,480 --> 02:23:04,100
My goal drink.

3431
02:23:05,740 --> 02:23:06,880
Disgusting stuff.

3432
02:23:08,180 --> 02:23:10,260
It's the goalkeeper I feel sorry for.

3433
02:23:11,420 --> 02:23:13,500
That goalkeeper has a family.

3434
02:23:14,500 --> 02:23:15,740
He's got close friends.

3435
02:23:16,540 --> 02:23:18,820
He's even got distant friends on Facebook.

3436
02:23:18,820 --> 02:23:20,040
Who he doesn't really talk to.

3437
02:23:20,100 --> 02:23:21,560
But he knows that they'll have seen that.

3438
02:23:22,180 --> 02:23:24,960
And he knows that they'd be scarlet for his math.

3439
02:23:27,240 --> 02:23:28,900
Pure scarlet ball.

3440
02:23:29,160 --> 02:23:30,100
We're playing now.

3441
02:23:30,680 --> 02:23:31,500
And McGoldrick.

3442
02:23:32,020 --> 02:23:33,420
What's the ass with this?

3443
02:23:33,540 --> 02:23:34,060
Oh.

3444
02:23:34,560 --> 02:23:35,880
Stop the lights.

3445
02:23:37,000 --> 02:23:38,220
You dirty man.

3446
02:23:39,820 --> 02:23:41,620
And that's classic stuff from Ireland.

3447
02:23:42,160 --> 02:23:44,080
It's the stuff we wanted to see by.

3448
02:23:48,000 --> 02:23:51,100
I didn't think we were cut out for the major league plays.

3449
02:23:51,620 --> 02:23:53,960
But it seems like we're pulling out a lovely bit of silk.

3450
02:23:54,340 --> 02:23:55,640
Out of the glove box tonight.

3451
02:23:56,640 --> 02:23:59,280
And do you keep much silk in the glove box yourself Tommy?

3452
02:23:59,660 --> 02:23:59,960
No.

3453
02:24:01,220 --> 02:24:01,860
Come on Ireland.

3454
02:24:02,860 --> 02:24:04,200
That's what we want to see.

3455
02:24:04,400 --> 02:24:06,000
The boys doing pure well.

3456
02:24:10,220 --> 02:24:11,220
Quantum football.

3457
02:24:12,140 --> 02:24:13,140
Quantum physics.

3458
02:24:14,040 --> 02:24:15,040
Swift point heel.

3459
02:24:16,600 --> 02:24:19,160
It was pure end of Calgary magic.

3460
02:24:19,900 --> 02:24:22,760
Quib was in there doing the tactician work.

3461
02:24:23,420 --> 02:24:25,220
Alan McGowan was on the sidelines.

3462
02:24:25,340 --> 02:24:26,860
Just shouting stuff at us.

3463
02:24:26,860 --> 02:24:28,420
About the new FAI president.

3464
02:24:29,640 --> 02:24:32,700
And we were absolutely sending balls.

3465
02:24:32,700 --> 02:24:33,820
Into the back.

3466
02:24:34,320 --> 02:24:36,300
Of other lads' sacks.

3467
02:24:37,320 --> 02:24:38,100
All day.

3468
02:24:38,180 --> 02:24:38,580
All night.

3469
02:24:38,680 --> 02:24:39,400
Can you hear us?

3470
02:24:39,780 --> 02:24:40,820
Can you feel us coming?

3471
02:24:41,340 --> 02:24:42,380
Can you feel the force?

3472
02:24:44,100 --> 02:24:46,540
And I'd like to just ask that question again.

3473
02:24:46,620 --> 02:24:48,740
To any Venezuelans who could be watching tonight.

3474
02:24:48,920 --> 02:24:49,720
Or are watching.

3475
02:24:50,000 --> 02:24:51,420
Can you feel the force lads?

3476
02:24:53,400 --> 02:24:54,980
Can you feel the force Venezuela?

3477
02:24:54,980 --> 02:24:57,660
Are you feeling the pinch now Venezuela?

3478
02:24:59,040 --> 02:25:04,420
You were thinking you were a bit too big for your boots Venezuela when the match began.

3479
02:25:05,100 --> 02:25:05,620
Francis.

3480
02:25:05,940 --> 02:25:07,120
What's happened to your voice?

3481
02:25:07,200 --> 02:25:07,520
Are you okay?

3482
02:25:08,600 --> 02:25:09,180
Sorry Tommy.

3483
02:25:09,260 --> 02:25:15,760
I got a little bit wrapped up there in that Venezuelan thinly veiled kind of arrogance.

3484
02:25:15,760 --> 02:25:17,340
Which we saw during the beginning.

3485
02:25:17,480 --> 02:25:18,420
Their national anthem.

3486
02:25:19,080 --> 02:25:20,520
I didn't see any of that now.

3487
02:25:20,920 --> 02:25:25,500
Yeah but you're not as finely attuned or aware to your surroundings as me.

3488
02:25:25,640 --> 02:25:27,480
Probably due to your alcohol intake.

3489
02:25:28,040 --> 02:25:28,700
That is true.

3490
02:25:29,180 --> 02:25:30,660
My senses have been dulled.

3491
02:25:31,020 --> 02:25:35,480
Not to the point where I can't fucking see if someone's giving you a bit of algy-bougy arrogance.

3492
02:25:35,720 --> 02:25:35,740
Like.

3493
02:25:36,080 --> 02:25:38,920
Who cares about arrogance when you've got my gold drink in front of gold?

3494
02:25:39,500 --> 02:25:41,520
He's the man with the golden shoes.

3495
02:25:43,900 --> 02:25:46,960
They're red and they look like the red and white Nike boots.

3496
02:25:47,660 --> 02:25:48,060
Yep.

3497
02:25:48,700 --> 02:25:49,120
But he.

3498
02:25:49,240 --> 02:25:49,580
I tell you.

3499
02:25:50,320 --> 02:25:51,620
They're not shite boots.

3500
02:25:52,020 --> 02:25:53,780
He's got his striking shoes on tonight.

3501
02:25:54,060 --> 02:25:56,220
And he's doing the absolute woodwork.

3502
02:25:57,180 --> 02:25:58,860
And pulling it out the woodwork.

3503
02:25:59,140 --> 02:26:00,100
Coming out the woodwork.

3504
02:26:00,200 --> 02:26:00,860
And going lads.

3505
02:26:01,820 --> 02:26:02,720
What's going on?

3506
02:26:03,540 --> 02:26:05,420
I've been trapped inside the woodwork for a week.

3507
02:26:06,080 --> 02:26:06,780
What's happening?

3508
02:26:06,980 --> 02:26:08,200
What's the latest with the COVID?

3509
02:26:09,340 --> 02:26:10,780
And then lads are saying to him.

3510
02:26:10,880 --> 02:26:11,100
Listen.

3511
02:26:11,480 --> 02:26:12,040
This has happened.

3512
02:26:12,140 --> 02:26:12,560
That's happened.

3513
02:26:13,320 --> 02:26:15,000
More stricter measures are being taken.

3514
02:26:16,200 --> 02:26:17,500
We're self-isolating.

3515
02:26:17,700 --> 02:26:18,100
Go dough.

3516
02:26:19,100 --> 02:26:19,800
And also.

3517
02:26:20,340 --> 02:26:21,620
We're getting on the porridge.

3518
02:26:22,240 --> 02:26:22,640
Morning.

3519
02:26:22,900 --> 02:26:23,260
Noon.

3520
02:26:23,800 --> 02:26:24,600
August night.

3521
02:26:25,920 --> 02:26:26,920
That lovely bit of stuff.

3522
02:26:27,100 --> 02:26:29,360
And a lovely pop tune being played in the background.

3523
02:26:29,560 --> 02:26:30,280
What is that?

3524
02:26:31,080 --> 02:26:31,960
I'm not sure.

3525
02:26:32,040 --> 02:26:35,060
But I'm glad it's faded off to the sound of ambient crowd at the moment.

3526
02:26:36,660 --> 02:26:39,700
As a spoon comes into the bowl right now.

3527
02:26:40,920 --> 02:26:42,320
The spoon goes into the porridge.

3528
02:26:42,920 --> 02:26:43,580
He's on his own.

3529
02:26:43,640 --> 02:26:44,620
He's looking for support.

3530
02:26:44,740 --> 02:26:46,220
He's going around the center circle.

3531
02:26:46,320 --> 02:26:47,900
Trying to hold up the oats.

3532
02:26:48,440 --> 02:26:51,680
Just until a blueberry comes by for a bit of help.

3533
02:26:52,000 --> 02:26:52,860
But it's not happening.

3534
02:26:52,960 --> 02:26:54,040
He can't find any blueberry.

3535
02:26:54,500 --> 02:26:55,920
He's mixing it around again.

3536
02:26:56,100 --> 02:26:58,020
He's doing a 360 degree.

3537
02:26:58,480 --> 02:27:00,120
Bit of Ronaldinho work.

3538
02:27:01,060 --> 02:27:02,340
Where like fake passports.

3539
02:27:02,340 --> 02:27:04,300
And trying to get into Paraguay or something.

3540
02:27:05,040 --> 02:27:05,160
No.

3541
02:27:05,240 --> 02:27:06,640
Just kind of like skillful.

3542
02:27:06,960 --> 02:27:10,640
Like you know the way he would be doing his balanaristic pirouettes.

3543
02:27:10,860 --> 02:27:12,940
And cheeky balls down the wing.

3544
02:27:13,020 --> 02:27:13,500
And look at this.

3545
02:27:13,520 --> 02:27:18,240
A cheeky little bit of blueberry is nestled in amongst an absolute myriad of oat magic.

3546
02:27:19,080 --> 02:27:19,760
Where's it going?

3547
02:27:19,960 --> 02:27:21,060
Oat amende now.

3548
02:27:21,500 --> 02:27:22,180
Oat amende.

3549
02:27:23,140 --> 02:27:24,520
Right into the mixing pot.

3550
02:27:27,080 --> 02:27:30,640
That's the shove.

3551
02:27:31,060 --> 02:27:32,220
That's really good.

3552
02:27:32,640 --> 02:27:33,800
That's really good.

3553
02:27:34,340 --> 02:27:35,820
That's fantastic porridge.

3554
02:27:36,520 --> 02:27:37,060
And it's...

3555
02:27:37,060 --> 02:27:38,820
You can set your watch by that porridge.

3556
02:27:39,180 --> 02:27:39,780
It's got everything.

3557
02:27:40,140 --> 02:27:40,740
It's got the oat.

3558
02:27:40,940 --> 02:27:41,280
Banana.

3559
02:27:41,720 --> 02:27:42,180
The blueberry.

3560
02:27:43,140 --> 02:27:43,480
The banana.

3561
02:27:43,980 --> 02:27:44,340
The llama.

3562
02:27:45,620 --> 02:27:47,180
It's got llama in it.

3563
02:27:49,280 --> 02:27:51,020
Pure Peruvian llama, Tommy.

3564
02:27:51,020 --> 02:27:54,400
I get them off a friend I have out there.

3565
02:27:55,860 --> 02:27:56,520
Mr. Chin.

3566
02:27:58,080 --> 02:27:59,160
Who is Mr. Chin?

3567
02:27:59,800 --> 02:28:01,980
I tell you now about Mr. Chin, Tommy.

3568
02:28:04,180 --> 02:28:10,040
He's a man who is in charge of a gambling syndicate out in the Americas.

3569
02:28:10,940 --> 02:28:14,020
And he got me into llamas in a big way.

3570
02:28:14,500 --> 02:28:15,960
I've been slicing and dicing them.

3571
02:28:16,280 --> 02:28:19,080
The whole fridge freezer full of the stuff.

3572
02:28:19,800 --> 02:28:24,740
I lash a lock a llama into the oat amende every morning.

3573
02:28:25,340 --> 02:28:26,060
I tell you something.

3574
02:28:26,900 --> 02:28:28,560
I'm Benjamin mendied out of it.

3575
02:28:28,860 --> 02:28:30,400
For the rest of the afternoon.

3576
02:28:33,760 --> 02:28:38,140
That is textbook porridge.

3577
02:28:38,860 --> 02:28:42,800
And that was a textbook win from the boys in green.

3578
02:28:44,280 --> 02:28:46,600
They're going to the quarter or the semifinal.

3579
02:28:46,740 --> 02:28:48,480
Yeah, we're going to the semifinal, lads.

3580
02:28:49,620 --> 02:28:51,760
Start booking the holiday tickets now.

3581
02:28:52,420 --> 02:28:54,200
Start reopening the pubs, Ireland.

3582
02:28:54,980 --> 02:28:56,320
We're ready for the semis.

3583
02:29:00,180 --> 02:29:22,440
Welcome back, guys.

3584
02:29:22,440 --> 02:29:23,320
To the FIFA World Cup.

3585
02:29:23,400 --> 02:29:24,860
Cotteria 2022 here.

3586
02:29:25,420 --> 02:29:26,080
Connor Williams.

3587
02:29:26,200 --> 02:29:27,660
The rest of the scores from our score desk.

3588
02:29:27,740 --> 02:29:29,320
Chile got bet by the Austrians.

3589
02:29:30,020 --> 02:29:32,580
Algeria made a 1-0 dent in the Finnish armor.

3590
02:29:33,380 --> 02:29:37,260
The Peruvian bad boys 3-1 up against their Germanian counterparts.

3591
02:29:38,160 --> 02:29:40,660
I want to say a big, big thank you to old Dirty Nelly.

3592
02:29:40,760 --> 02:29:41,300
Look at that.

3593
02:29:41,900 --> 02:29:45,620
Absolutely sending it with a Tower of Chang.

3594
02:29:46,340 --> 02:29:47,600
Absolutely amazing work.

3595
02:29:47,700 --> 02:29:49,120
Thank you so much for that.

3596
02:29:50,080 --> 02:29:54,600
As far as the Belgian boys go, they dispatched Australia very sumptuously.

3597
02:29:54,780 --> 02:29:57,360
Morocco got rid of the Swedes.

3598
02:29:57,440 --> 02:29:59,740
The Spanish eliminated the Egyptians.

3599
02:30:00,540 --> 02:30:03,240
The Irish did what they do best.

3600
02:30:03,840 --> 02:30:08,840
Just stand together tall and get rid of the Venezuelans from the tournament.

3601
02:30:09,240 --> 02:30:22,640
Also, Argentina turned up, did a barnstorming performance, right into extra time, went the extra miles she did, and really took the Romanians out of this tourney.

3602
02:30:23,160 --> 02:30:24,500
Fantastic Vertonghen.

3603
02:30:24,500 --> 02:30:47,500
*outro music*

3604
02:30:47,500 --> 02:30:54,500
Don't run the track to go here, go here. Into Fort O'Sou. For Strap On, back on the track.

3605
02:30:54,500 --> 02:31:05,720
It looks like Mercedes is hot on his back. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars. It's Bot Ars.

3606
02:31:05,780 --> 02:31:17,480
Who's hustling and hurrying Max for Strap On's rear tail gauge left pipe screamer. Pipe screamer. Pipe screamer. Sparks are flying. Pipe screamer.

3607
02:31:17,480 --> 02:31:29,600
Rear tail gauge left pipe screamer. None of these drivers have other figures. What'll they do? What'll they do? None of these drivers have other figures. Clean up your room. Clean up your room.

3608
02:31:39,780 --> 02:31:44,260
Guess that's why we'll truly never really know what's going on or where we're going.

3609
02:31:45,640 --> 02:31:50,320
You just gotta keep on moving forward because what else can you do?

3610
02:31:50,320 --> 02:32:03,760
You'll find that the end of the line is here and you have no time.

3611
02:32:13,800 --> 02:32:33,140
Leprechaun

3612
02:32:33,140 --> 02:32:43,780
Who do you actually think you are?

3613
02:32:43,780 --> 02:32:45,780
Leprechaun

3614
02:32:45,780 --> 02:33:03,780
Hello and welcome back to this week's Lotto Ball. Today the numbers are 5, 6, 17, 64, 59.

3615
02:33:03,780 --> 02:33:12,780
And if you don't like those numbers don't worry. If you tick the bonus draw on your Lotto Slip you'll be treated to an extra draw. If you check the space game you'll be in with a chance of playing our space breakfast bonanza.

3616
02:33:12,780 --> 02:33:16,780
Spaceworks. Find the breakfast and win a prize.

3617
02:33:16,780 --> 02:33:34,780
Welcome back to the absolute amazing work. Aguero's involved. We're gonna be playing the argy bargy ball today. You've got Angel Di Maria. That lad. You've got another lad. Is Messi gonna be in the mix up? Cause that's the case. If they've not put Messi in we're okay.

3618
02:33:34,780 --> 02:33:41,780
Uh oh. Uh oh. That's not good. That is not good.

3619
02:33:41,780 --> 02:33:42,780
That is not good.

3620
02:33:42,780 --> 02:33:56,780
Where f***? Where f***? Where f***?

3621
02:33:56,780 --> 02:33:58,780
Quiet, pop!

3622
02:33:58,780 --> 02:34:00,780
*music*

3623
02:34:00,780 --> 02:34:02,780
*music*

3624
02:34:02,780 --> 02:34:04,780
*music*

3625
02:34:04,780 --> 02:34:06,780
*music*

3626
02:34:06,780 --> 02:34:08,780
*music*

3627
02:34:08,780 --> 02:34:36,780
*music*

3628
02:34:36,780 --> 02:34:38,780
*music*

3629
02:34:38,780 --> 02:34:40,780
Farfurda, thank you very much for your tip

3630
02:34:40,780 --> 02:34:44,780
as well as Sligo Rovers UEFA Champions

3631
02:34:44,780 --> 02:34:46,780
*music*

3632
02:34:46,780 --> 02:34:48,780
Lock it, we've come a long way, baby

3633
02:34:48,780 --> 02:34:50,780
as Fatboy Slim said

3634
02:34:50,780 --> 02:34:52,780
we've come a long way, baby

3635
02:34:52,780 --> 02:34:56,780
the Paradise Land is on the horizon

3636
02:34:56,780 --> 02:35:00,780
but you've got the Holy Trinity of Diablo

3637
02:35:00,780 --> 02:35:02,780
Aguero

3638
02:35:02,780 --> 02:35:04,780
Lionel Messi

3639
02:35:04,780 --> 02:35:06,780
and the rest of those Argentinian

3640
02:35:06,780 --> 02:35:08,780
argy-bargy boys

3641
02:35:08,780 --> 02:35:10,780
trying to stop us

3642
02:35:10,780 --> 02:35:12,780
from making it further on

3643
02:35:12,780 --> 02:35:14,780
before we move on

3644
02:35:14,780 --> 02:35:16,780
to say thanks to Farfurda

3645
02:35:16,780 --> 02:35:16,780
with the market

3646
02:35:16,780 --> 02:35:16,780
and turmoil

3647
02:35:16,780 --> 02:35:18,780
what is the forecast for Hobbs coin

3648
02:35:18,780 --> 02:35:20,780
I'm currently sitting on a mound

3649
02:35:20,780 --> 02:35:22,780
of physical crypto like the fabled

3650
02:35:22,780 --> 02:35:24,780
dragon smog

3651
02:35:24,780 --> 02:35:26,780
I need to navigate the choppy financial

3652
02:35:26,780 --> 02:35:26,780
waters

3653
02:35:26,780 --> 02:35:28,780
you're the captain

3654
02:35:28,780 --> 02:35:30,780
Connor Williams

3655
02:35:30,780 --> 02:35:32,780
I will relay that message to

3656
02:35:32,780 --> 02:35:32,780
Connor Williams

3657
02:35:32,780 --> 02:35:34,780
thanks very much so far

3658
02:35:34,780 --> 02:35:34,780
for that tip

3659
02:35:34,780 --> 02:35:36,780
and for everyone there

3660
02:35:36,780 --> 02:35:38,780
who's tipping away nicely

3661
02:35:38,780 --> 02:35:38,780
Strack

3662
02:35:38,780 --> 02:35:40,780
Attack

3663
02:35:40,780 --> 02:35:42,780
and old Dirty Nelly

3664
02:35:42,780 --> 02:35:42,780
thanks so much guys

3665
02:35:42,780 --> 02:35:44,780
very very kind

3666
02:35:44,780 --> 02:35:46,780
you're really keeping the wind in the seals

3667
02:35:46,780 --> 02:35:48,780
tonight

3668
02:35:52,780 --> 02:35:54,780
the time for talk is over

3669
02:35:54,780 --> 02:35:56,780
the time for performance

3670
02:35:56,780 --> 02:35:58,780
begins right here

3671
02:35:58,780 --> 02:36:00,780
right now

3672
02:36:00,780 --> 02:36:00,780
Ireland

3673
02:36:00,780 --> 02:36:02,780
take the kickoff for this

3674
02:36:02,780 --> 02:36:04,780
the World Cup Qatari

3675
02:36:04,780 --> 02:36:06,780
2022

3676
02:36:06,780 --> 02:36:08,780
semi-final

3677
02:36:08,780 --> 02:36:10,780
between Ireland

3678
02:36:10,780 --> 02:36:12,780
and Argentina

3679
02:36:12,780 --> 02:36:14,780
it's gonna be a tasty one

3680
02:36:14,780 --> 02:36:16,780
it's gonna be a very hard fought one

3681
02:36:16,780 --> 02:36:17,780
you've got

3682
02:36:17,780 --> 02:36:18,780
Lionel Messi

3683
02:36:18,780 --> 02:36:21,780
you've got a load of Messi boys

3684
02:36:21,780 --> 02:36:22,780
trying to make a mess of us

3685
02:36:22,780 --> 02:36:23,780
look at this now

3686
02:36:23,780 --> 02:36:25,780
can we get a ball into your man there

3687
02:36:25,780 --> 02:36:26,780
that could be good

3688
02:36:26,780 --> 02:36:27,780
what about McGoldrick

3689
02:36:27,780 --> 02:36:28,780
McGoldrick's got a little bit of space

3690
02:36:28,780 --> 02:36:29,780
shoots

3691
02:36:29,780 --> 02:36:31,780
first opening salvo of the game

3692
02:36:31,780 --> 02:36:32,780
to Ireland

3693
02:36:32,780 --> 02:36:34,780
and it's a nice little piece of play

3694
02:36:34,780 --> 02:36:36,780
really was

3695
02:36:36,780 --> 02:36:38,780
McGoldrick

3696
02:36:38,780 --> 02:36:39,780
only needs a couple more of those

3697
02:36:39,780 --> 02:36:40,780
and he'll be in

3698
02:36:40,780 --> 02:36:41,780
in like Flynn

3699
02:36:41,780 --> 02:36:43,780
side net

3700
02:36:43,780 --> 02:36:45,780
unlucky though

3701
02:36:45,780 --> 02:36:46,780
there from your man

3702
02:36:46,780 --> 02:36:47,780
McGoldrick

3703
02:36:47,780 --> 02:36:48,780
who's top scorer at the moment

3704
02:36:48,780 --> 02:36:50,780
in this tournament

3705
02:36:54,780 --> 02:36:55,780
played out from the back

3706
02:36:55,780 --> 02:36:56,780
by the Argentinians

3707
02:36:57,780 --> 02:36:59,780
and it's a poor ball out

3708
02:36:59,780 --> 02:37:01,780
and it's scooped up by Whelan

3709
02:37:01,780 --> 02:37:03,780
and a fast moving game is happening right now

3710
02:37:03,780 --> 02:37:04,780
as we

3711
02:37:04,780 --> 02:37:06,780
as we try and find a bit of space

3712
02:37:06,780 --> 02:37:07,780
in the middle

3713
02:37:07,780 --> 02:37:08,780
and he has found a bit of space with Hendrick

3714
02:37:08,780 --> 02:37:09,780
is fouled

3715
02:37:09,780 --> 02:37:11,780
referee doesn't blow up though

3716
02:37:11,780 --> 02:37:12,780
should have showed that

3717
02:37:12,780 --> 02:37:13,780
and again

3718
02:37:13,780 --> 02:37:14,780
a bit of rough and tumble

3719
02:37:14,780 --> 02:37:17,780
the referee not giving anything away here

3720
02:37:17,780 --> 02:37:18,780
he's uh

3721
02:37:18,780 --> 02:37:20,780
keeping his magic whistle in his pocket

3722
02:37:20,780 --> 02:37:22,780
but he decides to blow it

3723
02:37:22,780 --> 02:37:24,780
at a very choice moment of the game

3724
02:37:24,780 --> 02:37:26,780
when the Argentines

3725
02:37:26,780 --> 02:37:29,780
had got the ball into our side of the field

3726
02:37:29,780 --> 02:37:31,780
and there was very little on that Tommy

3727
02:37:31,780 --> 02:37:33,780
Jermaine Diable plays for uh

3728
02:37:33,780 --> 02:37:36,780
Juventus I think with Ronaldo

3729
02:37:36,780 --> 02:37:39,780
the two bookings are

3730
02:37:39,780 --> 02:37:41,780
well used to falling over

3731
02:37:41,780 --> 02:37:43,780
and just putting themselves in between players and balls

3732
02:37:43,780 --> 02:37:45,780
falling over

3733
02:37:45,780 --> 02:37:50,780
certainly is a man who likes to be stuck between a player and a ball

3734
02:37:50,780 --> 02:37:52,780
look at this guy

3735
02:37:52,780 --> 02:37:53,780
Otamendi

3736
02:37:53,780 --> 02:37:54,780
gives it to Pavon

3737
02:37:56,780 --> 02:37:57,780
and look at Pavon

3738
02:37:57,780 --> 02:37:59,780
dispossessed wholesomely

3739
02:37:59,780 --> 02:38:01,780
by the Hurricane Hurrihan

3740
02:38:01,780 --> 02:38:03,780
McGoldrick will hold that up a little bit

3741
02:38:03,780 --> 02:38:05,780
give himself a bit of time to run

3742
02:38:05,780 --> 02:38:06,780
and he's run on

3743
02:38:06,780 --> 02:38:07,780
he's lost his marker

3744
02:38:07,780 --> 02:38:07,780
his man

3745
02:38:07,780 --> 02:38:08,780
and McGoldrick's in the box now

3746
02:38:08,780 --> 02:38:09,780
he can pull it back

3747
02:38:09,780 --> 02:38:10,780
and give it to Hendrick

3748
02:38:10,780 --> 02:38:11,780
he

3749
02:38:11,780 --> 02:38:12,780
tries

3750
02:38:12,780 --> 02:38:14,780
doesn't go through the legs of his opponent though

3751
02:38:14,780 --> 02:38:15,780
it's a blank ball

3752
02:38:15,780 --> 02:38:17,780
scooped up on the edge of the area

3753
02:38:17,780 --> 02:38:18,780
as far as McLean

3754
02:38:18,780 --> 02:38:19,780
gives it to Hendrick

3755
02:38:19,780 --> 02:38:19,780
Hendrick

3756
02:38:19,780 --> 02:38:20,780
bit of time

3757
02:38:20,780 --> 02:38:20,780
shoots

3758
02:38:20,780 --> 02:38:22,780
and it's into the back of the net

3759
02:38:22,780 --> 02:38:24,780
is this the stuff the dreams are made of?

3760
02:38:24,780 --> 02:38:27,780
because it feels like we're in a wonderland

3761
02:38:27,780 --> 02:38:37,780
Jimmy Hendrick has just put Ireland one goal to the good against Argentina in the semis

3762
02:38:37,780 --> 02:38:40,780
unbelievable semi work

3763
02:38:40,780 --> 02:38:43,780
there's nothing semi about that shot

3764
02:38:43,780 --> 02:38:44,780
it was hard

3765
02:38:44,780 --> 02:38:45,780
it was torqued

3766
02:38:45,780 --> 02:38:48,780
and it was going right into the back of that sack

3767
02:38:48,780 --> 02:38:50,780
the Argentinians

3768
02:38:50,780 --> 02:38:52,780
are 1-0 down

3769
02:38:52,780 --> 02:38:56,780
lovely bit of goal play there

3770
02:38:56,780 --> 02:38:58,780
it was text work

3771
02:38:58,780 --> 02:39:00,780
Aguero

3772
02:39:00,780 --> 02:39:02,780
takes the tip off rolls it back to Pazella

3773
02:39:02,780 --> 02:39:03,780
Pazella

3774
02:39:03,780 --> 02:39:08,780
took too much time on the balloon Giovanni Lo Celso

3775
02:39:08,780 --> 02:39:10,780
has lost possession

3776
02:39:10,780 --> 02:39:11,780
and this is great for Ireland

3777
02:39:11,780 --> 02:39:12,780
now they've got a couple of men running through

3778
02:39:12,780 --> 02:39:13,780
he's found

3779
02:39:13,780 --> 02:39:14,780
Hurrahan

3780
02:39:14,780 --> 02:39:14,780
Hurrahan

3781
02:39:14,780 --> 02:39:15,780
takes a shot

3782
02:39:15,780 --> 02:39:18,780
just spammed away by Pam Stings

3783
02:39:18,780 --> 02:39:20,780
and the gold sticks

3784
02:39:20,780 --> 02:39:22,780
Pam Stings Golf Resort

3785
02:39:22,780 --> 02:39:23,780
has just after calling

3786
02:39:23,780 --> 02:39:26,780
they want to know if they can have their gloves back

3787
02:39:26,780 --> 02:39:28,780
what does that mean?

3788
02:39:28,780 --> 02:39:31,780
it's too much of a concept for you to deal with Tom

3789
02:39:31,780 --> 02:39:36,780
as the Argentines try to make good time by sending an Aguero ball in

3790
02:39:36,780 --> 02:39:38,780
and Aguero doesn't get to it

3791
02:39:38,780 --> 02:39:40,780
Lionel Messi on the edge of your area no?

3792
02:39:40,780 --> 02:39:41,780
no it wasn't him

3793
02:39:41,780 --> 02:39:42,780
it was Brady

3794
02:39:42,780 --> 02:39:45,780
now Brady is on the balloon outside his box

3795
02:39:45,780 --> 02:39:46,780
gives it to Coleman

3796
02:39:46,780 --> 02:39:47,780
Coleman

3797
02:39:47,780 --> 02:39:48,780
pumps it up the park a little bit

3798
02:39:48,780 --> 02:39:50,780
to Hendrick

3799
02:39:50,780 --> 02:39:52,780
lovely bit of hold up play by the Irish

3800
02:39:52,780 --> 02:39:54,780
and that's the kind of stuff they want

3801
02:39:54,780 --> 02:39:56,780
confidence

3802
02:39:57,780 --> 02:39:58,780
grace

3803
02:39:59,780 --> 02:40:00,780
grit

3804
02:40:01,780 --> 02:40:02,780
determination

3805
02:40:02,780 --> 02:40:03,780
tenacity

3806
02:40:03,780 --> 02:40:05,780
the 110% boys

3807
02:40:05,780 --> 02:40:07,780
McGoldrick making a little run boys

3808
02:40:07,780 --> 02:40:08,780
that kind of a way

3809
02:40:08,780 --> 02:40:10,780
this is the kind of Ireland shop that we needed to see

3810
02:40:10,780 --> 02:40:12,780
that kind of spirit that we know they've got

3811
02:40:12,780 --> 02:40:13,780
McLean

3812
02:40:13,780 --> 02:40:14,780
he can send a balloon into Hendricks

3813
02:40:14,780 --> 02:40:15,780
it takes a deflection

3814
02:40:15,780 --> 02:40:17,780
it rolls out to nobody

3815
02:40:17,780 --> 02:40:18,780
and it's Giovanni Lo Celso

3816
02:40:18,780 --> 02:40:21,780
who heads it out to Angel Di Maria

3817
02:40:21,780 --> 02:40:22,780
Angel Di Maria now

3818
02:40:22,780 --> 02:40:25,780
fails to control it and Hurrahan scoops up the scrappage

3819
02:40:25,780 --> 02:40:29,780
and it looks like a 2,500 euro scrappage deal with your old model

3820
02:40:29,780 --> 02:40:33,780
as McLean gets his new model into fucking McGoldrick

3821
02:40:33,780 --> 02:40:35,780
McGoldrick lamps a little twister

3822
02:40:35,780 --> 02:40:37,780
and it's a it's gonna be spillage

3823
02:40:37,780 --> 02:40:42,780
it's not to play a big hefty swipe of kitchen roll by the Argentinians

3824
02:40:42,780 --> 02:41:04,780
kitchen roll was all that was left on the shelves because a load of greedy bastards had taken the Charmin triple quilted toilet tissue and now the Argentines are trying to wipe their arse on hard hard kind of recycled paper that was only meant to be used for a kind of you know the stuff that you'd left over after you've made a sandwich crumbs other kind of viscous material material that was only meant to be used for a kind of you know the stuff that you'd left over after you've made a sandwich crumbs other kind of viscous material material that was only meant to be used for a kind of you know the stuff that you'd left over after you've made a sandwich crumbs

3825
02:41:04,780 --> 02:41:34,760
crumbs other kind of viscous material liquids all that stuff Francis I don't know what you're talking about man I know what I'm talking about Tom I'm talking about 1-0 to Ireland World Cup semi-final job you might have tried to take the rattle away from our pram before but we're back baby we're back and we're the new baby in town Keogh tries to slot a ball out of his area but it falls back to Pavon on the wing Pavon now what can he do

3826
02:41:34,760 --> 02:41:40,820
try and pav out of his magic pav bag his pav sack is replete with zero as the boys in green

3827
02:41:40,820 --> 02:41:47,060
pump it up the park to jimmy mclean he's on speaking terms i believe with the queen i've

3828
02:41:47,060 --> 02:41:52,260
heard but i mean he's not going to make any moves to actually speak to her and also brady is doing

3829
02:41:52,260 --> 02:41:57,380
a little bit of brady bunch work lofting a floater into the middle what can he do here nobody is

3830
02:41:57,380 --> 02:42:02,400
there to collect it and it's pavan again who sends it up to leonel messi with a magic bit of touch

3831
02:42:02,400 --> 02:42:08,280
work which fails the trick has failed for him man and you don't usually see that the argentinians

3832
02:42:08,280 --> 02:42:13,920
aren't on their a game tonight as brady launches the balloon in again mcgoldrick tries to lay it back

3833
02:42:13,920 --> 02:42:20,260
confidently but it's a blank ball and someone's trying to find a guero now but keogh manages to

3834
02:42:20,260 --> 02:42:25,280
hold it off it's a lovely bit of confident soak up play from the irish

3835
02:42:25,280 --> 02:42:33,480
they really got their soak up play together mcgoldrick hendrick one true uniflu making it happen

3836
02:42:33,480 --> 02:42:40,960
and they're back again ireland with mcgoldrick in the sack box slams a ball in hendrick signed sealed

3837
02:42:41,160 --> 02:42:48,400
delivered it's a postcard for your relatives during these hard strange covid times what was written on

3838
02:42:48,400 --> 02:42:55,560
that postcard goal who was the center of that postcard hendrick who's gonna receive that postcard

3839
02:42:55,560 --> 02:43:07,280
argentina it was a lovely postcard it was sent in due time due course it received it was well received by its

3840
02:43:07,280 --> 02:43:36,440
recipient an ireland doggedly chasing the dream the dream is alive the dream is still on track can the irish bring the world cup trophy back home it's looking it's looking good lads but we're not gonna we're not going to say never say never because you never know what might happen

3841
02:43:36,440 --> 02:43:51,600
what might happen 2-0 going into the second half going to the end of the first half i beg your pardon who's that linesman is that the referee he looks a bit young to be a referee zero authority on the pitch

3842
02:43:51,600 --> 02:44:06,760
but his instruction and bollocking has been received by the irish player and aguirre lays it back now to perera perera perera trying to do a little jiggery

3843
02:44:06,760 --> 02:44:19,760
pokery past his man but it's it's a busted flush as the ref peeps his magic whistle signifying the end of the first half what do you think tommy?

3844
02:44:19,760 --> 02:44:29,640
I am absolutely above and beyond and completely astounded by the performance the boys have pulled out of the sack.

3845
02:44:30,600 --> 02:44:35,640
And I can't wait to see what they've got in the second half going on these highlights.

3846
02:44:36,540 --> 02:44:39,740
An amazing tip-off was taken from McGoldrick as per usual.

3847
02:44:40,320 --> 02:44:46,280
And it was that man again, McGoldrick, who was the first offender on the goal mouth.

3848
02:44:46,280 --> 02:44:48,660
Trying to shoot balls into that goal mouth.

3849
02:44:49,500 --> 02:44:51,620
And you can see there, oh, he was annoyed with that one.

3850
02:44:52,400 --> 02:44:52,880
He was annoyed.

3851
02:44:53,800 --> 02:44:59,880
This is the goal scorer, Jimi Hendrix, who was given the ball quite nicely by McGoldrick.

3852
02:45:00,180 --> 02:45:02,880
He slotted it into the bottom left-hand sack corner.

3853
02:45:04,000 --> 02:45:05,340
And let's have another look at that.

3854
02:45:05,740 --> 02:45:08,780
There, McGoldrick, selfless, gives it to Hendrick.

3855
02:45:09,040 --> 02:45:13,240
And then whip cracker jackaloola right into the suction cup.

3856
02:45:13,620 --> 02:45:15,820
There's nothing you'd like to see more.

3857
02:45:16,940 --> 02:45:19,260
Curran was doing a little bit of trick work.

3858
02:45:20,160 --> 02:45:22,020
Unlocking the defense with a key.

3859
02:45:22,760 --> 02:45:23,540
A skeleton key.

3860
02:45:24,160 --> 02:45:27,200
And managing to find himself in their house.

3861
02:45:27,780 --> 02:45:30,860
But when he got inside their house, he was like, what am I doing here?

3862
02:45:31,320 --> 02:45:32,920
I shouldn't be in this person's house.

3863
02:45:32,980 --> 02:45:33,580
I never asked.

3864
02:45:34,000 --> 02:45:35,400
And then he got scared.

3865
02:45:35,540 --> 02:45:37,500
But it was Hendrick who didn't get scared.

3866
02:45:37,600 --> 02:45:42,660
The next time we got into their house, they didn't shit themselves.

3867
02:45:43,180 --> 02:45:48,500
They just continued to do what work they were doing in their house and get away before anybody had been called.

3868
02:45:49,020 --> 02:45:50,660
Before the occupant had returned.

3869
02:45:52,660 --> 02:45:55,220
Did they leave anything behind on the carpet?

3870
02:45:55,800 --> 02:45:59,500
No, because it's not that kind of burglary.

3871
02:45:59,980 --> 02:46:03,400
We're getting in there and we're robbing them of their deficit.

3872
02:46:04,040 --> 02:46:05,140
Or we're increasing the deficit.

3873
02:46:05,660 --> 02:46:08,400
We're not taking their material possessions.

3874
02:46:09,240 --> 02:46:10,120
Have they home insurance?

3875
02:46:11,980 --> 02:46:13,820
I'd say they'd want to have it anyway.

3876
02:46:15,000 --> 02:46:17,840
Because it's not a nice experience if you've ever had your house robbed.

3877
02:46:18,420 --> 02:46:19,160
It's not nice.

3878
02:46:20,540 --> 02:46:24,000
Feels like you've been, you know, your personal space has been invaded.

3879
02:46:25,020 --> 02:46:27,020
I speak from experience on that one.

3880
02:46:27,520 --> 02:46:27,960
Unfortunately.

3881
02:46:28,220 --> 02:46:31,180
And gladly now, nothing was ever left on a carpet.

3882
02:46:31,180 --> 02:46:35,580
And I don't understand the mentality of burglars that do do that.

3883
02:46:36,400 --> 02:46:36,800
Do do.

3884
02:46:37,620 --> 02:46:39,780
Yeah, unfortunate pun there.

3885
02:46:39,860 --> 02:46:41,060
But it is what it is.

3886
02:46:41,540 --> 02:46:44,660
I mean, you've gone to the trouble of robbing someone's gaff.

3887
02:46:45,500 --> 02:46:47,580
Why do you need to squeeze out a steamer?

3888
02:46:48,200 --> 02:46:48,820
On the rug?

3889
02:46:49,660 --> 02:46:50,520
We'll never know.

3890
02:47:11,100 --> 02:47:39,060
Welcome back to the second half of the World Cup Qatari 2022 World Cup Semi-Final.

3891
02:47:39,060 --> 02:47:42,460
Between Argentina and Ireland.

3892
02:47:42,580 --> 02:47:45,300
Ireland, two goals to the goal, thanks to McGoldrick and Hendrick.

3893
02:47:45,980 --> 02:47:47,020
It's a match made in heaven.

3894
02:47:47,120 --> 02:47:50,120
You wouldn't have wrote it in the history books if you had the pen, the paper, the book, would you?

3895
02:47:50,440 --> 02:47:51,040
But look it.

3896
02:47:51,160 --> 02:47:51,740
We're here now.

3897
02:47:51,840 --> 02:47:52,400
And let's make it.

3898
02:47:52,760 --> 02:47:53,620
Oh, Randolph!

3899
02:47:54,200 --> 02:47:54,560
Aguero!

3900
02:47:58,940 --> 02:48:00,680
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3901
02:48:00,680 --> 02:48:00,720
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3902
02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3903
02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3904
02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3905
02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3906
02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3907
02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3908
02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3909
02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3910
02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3911
02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:00,720
You can't let it fall to Aguero.

3912
02:48:00,720 --> 02:48:01,720
Aguero.

3913
02:48:01,720 --> 02:48:02,720
Aguero.

3914
02:48:02,720 --> 02:48:05,600
He does it week in, week out for Manchester City.

3915
02:48:05,600 --> 02:48:12,080
I tell you, I'm feeling a little bit Manchester City after that.

3916
02:48:12,080 --> 02:48:17,040
Malvinas Argentinas, thank you very much for your tip.

3917
02:48:17,040 --> 02:48:21,760
He's an out-and-out goal scorer.

3918
02:48:21,760 --> 02:48:25,140
He loves the goal.

3919
02:48:25,840 --> 02:48:26,780
He is the goal.

3920
02:48:29,160 --> 02:48:33,920
The goal is scared of the man.

3921
02:48:33,920 --> 02:48:38,920
He's a real netbuster.

3922
02:48:38,920 --> 02:48:42,920
Aguero.

3923
02:48:42,920 --> 02:48:46,120
Some specimen of a goal scorer.

3924
02:48:46,120 --> 02:48:48,640
Fair play to him.

3925
02:48:48,640 --> 02:48:50,640
But feck you anyway, Aguero.

3926
02:48:50,640 --> 02:48:51,760
Ireland.

3927
02:48:51,760 --> 02:48:52,760
Take the tip off.

3928
02:48:52,760 --> 02:48:55,600
And Magoldrick has rolled it sumptuously back to Hurrahan.

3929
02:48:55,600 --> 02:48:57,600
Looks like the argy-bargy's are looking to press hard now.

3930
02:48:57,600 --> 02:49:01,360
Ireland a little bit scared like a couple of doe-eyed deers in the meadow.

3931
02:49:01,360 --> 02:49:05,360
Coal man.

3932
02:49:05,360 --> 02:49:07,360
Coal man.

3933
02:49:07,360 --> 02:49:07,360
To Duffy.

3934
02:49:07,360 --> 02:49:07,360
Duffy.

3935
02:49:07,360 --> 02:49:09,360
Sends it up the park to Hendrick.

3936
02:49:09,360 --> 02:49:10,360
Hendrick.

3937
02:49:10,360 --> 02:49:11,360
He's got Brady running down the wing.

3938
02:49:11,360 --> 02:49:13,360
He's also got Magoldrick running down the center.

3939
02:49:13,360 --> 02:49:14,360
What's he gonna do?

3940
02:49:14,360 --> 02:49:15,360
Who's he gonna use?

3941
02:49:15,360 --> 02:49:17,360
Gets it to Magoldrick.

3942
02:49:17,360 --> 02:49:18,360
Magoldrick.

3943
02:49:18,360 --> 02:49:19,360
Magoldrick.

3944
02:49:19,360 --> 02:49:20,360
Magoldrick.

3945
02:49:20,360 --> 02:49:21,360
He's got no support.

3946
02:49:21,360 --> 02:49:22,360
He's looking for support.

3947
02:49:22,360 --> 02:49:23,360
He finds Hurrahan.

3948
02:49:23,360 --> 02:49:24,360
Hurrahan.

3949
02:49:24,360 --> 02:49:25,360
Finds Magoldrick again.

3950
02:49:25,360 --> 02:49:26,360
Making a run.

3951
02:49:26,360 --> 02:49:27,360
Magoldrick.

3952
02:49:27,360 --> 02:49:28,360
Oh.

3953
02:49:28,360 --> 02:49:29,360
Just a palm stings.

3954
02:49:29,360 --> 02:49:30,360
Golf resort.

3955
02:49:30,360 --> 02:49:33,120
McLean still has it.

3956
02:49:33,120 --> 02:49:34,120
McLean.

3957
02:49:34,120 --> 02:49:35,120
Back to Stevens.

3958
02:49:35,120 --> 02:49:36,120
Stevens.

3959
02:49:36,120 --> 02:49:37,120
He's on the wing.

3960
02:49:37,120 --> 02:49:38,120
What can he do?

3961
02:49:38,120 --> 02:49:39,120
Nothing.

3962
02:49:39,120 --> 02:49:40,120
He's not gonna cross it in.

3963
02:49:40,120 --> 02:49:41,120
He's gonna give it to McLean.

3964
02:49:41,120 --> 02:49:42,120
McLean's gonna give it out to the center.

3965
02:49:42,120 --> 02:49:43,120
Back to Glen Whelan.

3966
02:49:43,120 --> 02:49:45,120
Glen Whelan's gonna look for Brady out on that right flank.

3967
02:49:45,120 --> 02:49:48,120
Ireland just maintaining their dignity and position here.

3968
02:49:48,120 --> 02:49:51,120
They're not gonna rattle the lion's cage again just so quickly.

3969
02:49:51,120 --> 02:49:53,120
They want to make sure that it's a safe ball.

3970
02:49:53,120 --> 02:49:56,120
Brady's dancing and jigging on that right wing.

3971
02:49:56,120 --> 02:49:57,120
Hurrahan.

3972
02:49:57,120 --> 02:49:58,120
He's giving it back to Hurrahan.

3973
02:49:58,120 --> 02:49:59,120
He's giving it back to Hurrahan.

3974
02:49:59,120 --> 02:50:00,120
Trying to find McLean again.

3975
02:50:00,120 --> 02:50:01,120
McLean.

3976
02:50:01,120 --> 02:50:02,120
Back to Stevens.

3977
02:50:02,120 --> 02:50:03,120
He's giving it back to Hurrahan.

3978
02:50:03,120 --> 02:50:04,120
Trying to find McLean again.

3979
02:50:04,120 --> 02:50:05,120
McLean.

3980
02:50:05,120 --> 02:50:06,120
He's giving Hurrahan.

3981
02:50:06,120 --> 02:50:07,120
Back to Stevens.

3982
02:50:07,120 --> 02:50:08,120
Stevens.

3983
02:50:08,120 --> 02:50:09,120
Stevens.

3984
02:50:09,120 --> 02:50:10,120
Finds McLean.

3985
02:50:10,120 --> 02:50:11,120
McLean.

3986
02:50:11,120 --> 02:50:13,120
He's got Hurricane Hurrahan in the middle.

3987
02:50:13,120 --> 02:50:14,120
He finds him indeed.

3988
02:50:14,120 --> 02:50:15,120
He finds him well.

3989
02:50:15,120 --> 02:50:16,120
And it's Hendrik.

3990
02:50:16,120 --> 02:50:17,120
Shot from range.

3991
02:50:17,120 --> 02:50:24,120
Deflection there of Pereira and it's gone out for a lovely, lovely Irish corner ball.

3992
02:50:24,120 --> 02:50:26,120
Great bit of play there.

3993
02:50:26,120 --> 02:50:28,120
Really, really making us proud.

3994
02:50:28,120 --> 02:50:34,120
Not showing any signs of defeatism or scarediness.

3995
02:50:34,120 --> 02:50:42,120
At such a, you know, a nasty looking volatile Argentinian side.

3996
02:50:42,120 --> 02:50:47,120
Thank you very much for Bobby not up the bar there for an amazing rousing, rabble rousing tip.

3997
02:50:47,120 --> 02:50:49,120
Balloon is floated in.

3998
02:50:49,120 --> 02:50:50,120
Goodall.

3999
02:50:50,120 --> 02:50:55,120
And it's a long range header attempt there I think from either Duffy or Hurrahan.

4000
02:50:55,120 --> 02:51:02,120
It goes sailing over the bar on a Friday night.

4001
02:51:02,120 --> 02:51:05,120
It's only 20 past 5 yet, friends.

4002
02:51:05,120 --> 02:51:06,120
It's not the night.

4003
02:51:06,120 --> 02:51:10,120
Could be the night if you're watching somewhere else in the world.

4004
02:51:10,120 --> 02:51:11,120
The world.

4005
02:51:11,120 --> 02:51:12,120
As, uh, Hurrahan.

4006
02:51:12,120 --> 02:51:19,120
Shweeps the balloon back to Glen Whelan who stops in the center circle area to do his own little bit of magic business.

4007
02:51:19,120 --> 02:51:21,120
He gives the ball out then to Coleman.

4008
02:51:21,120 --> 02:51:22,120
Coleman.

4009
02:51:22,120 --> 02:51:23,120
Coleman.

4010
02:51:23,120 --> 02:51:25,120
Passes it, sumptuously, to Brady.

4011
02:51:25,120 --> 02:51:27,120
Brady's got a lovely bit of support on him.

4012
02:51:27,120 --> 02:51:29,120
But he's gonna hold a play again.

4013
02:51:29,120 --> 02:51:30,120
Very nicely done here.

4014
02:51:30,120 --> 02:51:33,120
And out to Coleman on the wing.

4015
02:51:33,120 --> 02:51:35,120
Back again to Brady who's made moves in.

4016
02:51:35,120 --> 02:51:38,120
Cut out there by the Argentinian defender.

4017
02:51:38,120 --> 02:51:40,120
That ball rolls out for a throw.

4018
02:51:40,120 --> 02:51:47,120
But still Ireland holding themselves together in a very tumultuous part of the field.

4019
02:51:47,120 --> 02:51:49,120
And Stevens out on the wing.

4020
02:51:49,120 --> 02:51:50,120
He's got McLean.

4021
02:51:50,120 --> 02:51:51,120
Could he give it McLean?

4022
02:51:51,120 --> 02:51:52,120
No.

4023
02:51:52,120 --> 02:51:53,120
He gives it back to Hurrahan.

4024
02:51:53,120 --> 02:51:56,120
And Ireland are really playing toy ball at the moment.

4025
02:51:56,120 --> 02:51:59,120
And you have to say, Tommy, they'd want to get a third.

4026
02:51:59,120 --> 02:52:00,120
They would, yeah.

4027
02:52:00,120 --> 02:52:01,120
The cushion at the moment.

4028
02:52:01,120 --> 02:52:03,120
It's not enough.

4029
02:52:03,120 --> 02:52:04,120
I need to put the game to bed.

4030
02:52:04,120 --> 02:52:05,120
What about now?

4031
02:52:05,120 --> 02:52:06,120
Ball comes in.

4032
02:52:06,120 --> 02:52:07,120
It's headed.

4033
02:52:07,120 --> 02:52:08,120
Side swipe to McGoldrick.

4034
02:52:08,120 --> 02:52:09,120
Side swipe to McLean.

4035
02:52:09,120 --> 02:52:11,120
Side swipe by McLean.

4036
02:52:11,120 --> 02:52:12,120
Into the hands.

4037
02:52:12,120 --> 02:52:18,120
The stinging hands of the goalkeeper who manages to make that save.

4038
02:52:18,120 --> 02:52:21,120
And it goes out for a tender, loving corner.

4039
02:52:21,120 --> 02:52:25,120
Lovely, cool play by Ireland.

4040
02:52:25,120 --> 02:52:26,120
They're not.

4041
02:52:26,120 --> 02:52:27,120
They're not.

4042
02:52:27,120 --> 02:52:29,120
Chomping at the bit to just get the ball.

4043
02:52:29,120 --> 02:52:30,120
Shmacked.

4044
02:52:30,120 --> 02:52:32,120
They've got the number of their opponents.

4045
02:52:32,120 --> 02:52:36,120
And they're keeping their cards close to the chest.

4046
02:52:36,120 --> 02:52:40,120
What have they got here out the training ground bag of tricks?

4047
02:52:40,120 --> 02:52:41,120
Are they going to go for the dash?

4048
02:52:41,120 --> 02:52:43,120
The far post or the six yarder?

4049
02:52:43,120 --> 02:52:45,120
There's a bit of movement in the area.

4050
02:52:45,120 --> 02:52:46,120
Taking his time, Brady.

4051
02:52:46,120 --> 02:52:49,120
Not happy with the setup in the area it seems.

4052
02:52:49,120 --> 02:52:51,120
He's asking them to do something else again.

4053
02:52:51,120 --> 02:52:52,120
Bit of signaling now.

4054
02:52:52,120 --> 02:52:53,120
The lads are moving in.

4055
02:52:53,120 --> 02:52:54,120
Brady.

4056
02:52:54,120 --> 02:52:56,120
Float the balloon in.

4057
02:52:56,120 --> 02:52:57,120
Head for Whelan.

4058
02:52:57,120 --> 02:52:59,120
Jesus Christ.

4059
02:52:59,120 --> 02:53:00,120
Very, very close there.

4060
02:53:00,120 --> 02:53:06,120
And that's a lovely bit of work from the training ground.

4061
02:53:06,120 --> 02:53:07,120
They all knew.

4062
02:53:07,120 --> 02:53:09,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4063
02:53:09,120 --> 02:53:12,120
They all knew where they were going.

4064
02:53:12,120 --> 02:53:13,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4065
02:53:13,120 --> 02:53:14,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4066
02:53:14,120 --> 02:53:15,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4067
02:53:15,120 --> 02:53:16,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4068
02:53:16,120 --> 02:53:17,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4069
02:53:17,120 --> 02:53:18,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4070
02:53:18,120 --> 02:53:19,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4071
02:53:19,120 --> 02:53:20,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4072
02:53:20,120 --> 02:53:21,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4073
02:53:21,120 --> 02:53:22,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4074
02:53:22,120 --> 02:53:23,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4075
02:53:23,120 --> 02:53:24,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4076
02:53:24,120 --> 02:53:25,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4077
02:53:25,120 --> 02:53:26,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4078
02:53:26,120 --> 02:53:27,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4079
02:53:27,120 --> 02:53:28,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4080
02:53:28,120 --> 02:53:29,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4081
02:53:29,120 --> 02:53:30,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4082
02:53:30,120 --> 02:53:31,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4083
02:53:31,120 --> 02:53:32,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4084
02:53:32,120 --> 02:53:33,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4085
02:53:33,120 --> 02:53:34,120
They all knew what they were doing.

4086
02:53:34,120 --> 02:53:36,120
Just a great idea.

4087
02:53:36,120 --> 02:53:39,120
Just was out of the reach of McGoldrick.

4088
02:53:39,120 --> 02:53:42,120
It was Jimmy McLean who sent that balloon.

4089
02:53:42,120 --> 02:53:44,120
He could have got on to the end of that McLean.

4090
02:53:44,120 --> 02:53:46,120
Keough managed to sweep up the crummage.

4091
02:53:46,120 --> 02:53:48,120
Bit of fucking chance here now to go through.

4092
02:53:48,120 --> 02:53:49,120
Sorry about the language.

4093
02:53:49,120 --> 02:53:50,120
And McGoldrick, he's on.

4094
02:53:50,120 --> 02:53:51,120
He's on chance.

4095
02:53:51,120 --> 02:53:52,120
He's on form.

4096
02:53:52,120 --> 02:53:53,120
What's he going to do?

4097
02:53:53,120 --> 02:53:54,120
It's cool.

4098
02:53:54,120 --> 02:53:58,120
It's a lovely, lovely, lovely bit of sweepage.

4099
02:53:58,120 --> 02:53:59,120
Shtaken Ireland.

4100
02:53:59,120 --> 02:54:01,120
Three goals to the Onion Sack Good.

4101
02:54:01,120 --> 02:54:02,120
Who's it?

4102
02:54:02,120 --> 02:54:04,120
The Brady Bunch.

4103
02:54:04,120 --> 02:54:05,120
And fuck the COVID.

4104
02:54:05,120 --> 02:54:06,120
Let's have a pile on.

4105
02:54:06,120 --> 02:54:09,120
And pat each other on the back and head.

4106
02:54:09,120 --> 02:54:14,120
I'd like to apologize there for the F word.

4107
02:54:14,120 --> 02:54:16,120
Shouldn't be said at this time of day.

4108
02:54:16,120 --> 02:54:19,120
Shouldn't be said at any time of day.

4109
02:54:19,120 --> 02:54:21,120
But look it.

4110
02:54:21,120 --> 02:54:24,120
We're going to the final buys.

4111
02:54:24,120 --> 02:54:27,120
Fuck me all.

4112
02:54:27,120 --> 02:54:29,120
Indeed Thomas.

4113
02:54:29,120 --> 02:54:32,120
In bloody well deed.

4114
02:54:32,120 --> 02:54:34,120
We're going to that final.

4115
02:54:34,120 --> 02:54:35,120
Look at Giorgio Armani.

4116
02:54:35,120 --> 02:54:36,120
Armani in the net.

4117
02:54:36,120 --> 02:54:39,120
Armani in goal for Argentina.

4118
02:54:39,120 --> 02:54:40,120
Well.

4119
02:54:41,120 --> 02:54:46,120
Would you absolutely believe it?

4120
02:54:46,120 --> 02:54:47,120
Absolutely believe it.

4121
02:54:47,120 --> 02:54:48,120
Sorry.

4122
02:54:48,120 --> 02:54:49,120
I'm trying to eat a bit of porridge here.

4123
02:54:49,120 --> 02:54:50,120
But it's not going to happen.

4124
02:54:50,120 --> 02:54:51,120
We haven't got time for that.

4125
02:54:51,120 --> 02:54:53,120
The match does go on.

4126
02:54:54,120 --> 02:54:55,120
Pezzella.

4127
02:54:57,120 --> 02:54:58,120
Schleises a balloon up to the area.

4128
02:54:58,120 --> 02:55:00,120
But it's done nothing.

4129
02:55:00,120 --> 02:55:02,120
Nothing to rouse the spirits of the Argentines.

4130
02:55:03,120 --> 02:55:05,120
And now let's shtep in time with Whelan.

4131
02:55:05,120 --> 02:55:07,120
Doing a bit of Whelan and dealing in that center box.

4132
02:55:08,120 --> 02:55:09,120
It's fallen.

4133
02:55:09,120 --> 02:55:10,120
It's fallen to Leo Messi.

4134
02:55:10,120 --> 02:55:11,120
Leo Messi.

4135
02:55:11,120 --> 02:55:14,120
Can't get past Ender Stephens.

4136
02:55:14,120 --> 02:55:16,120
And it's Stephens to McLean.

4137
02:55:16,120 --> 02:55:17,120
Do you know what I mean?

4138
02:55:17,120 --> 02:55:18,120
The McLean machine.

4139
02:55:18,120 --> 02:55:20,120
Gives McGoldrick a little taste of the big time.

4140
02:55:20,120 --> 02:55:26,120
But it's ran around the clock by that defender who gives it back to Armani.

4141
02:55:26,120 --> 02:55:28,120
Armani fucks the ball up to the middle of the park.

4142
02:55:28,120 --> 02:55:31,120
And it looks as though Hendricks got a bit of cheeky business to do.

4143
02:55:31,120 --> 02:55:33,120
And McLean's going to assist him.

4144
02:55:33,120 --> 02:55:34,120
Assistance.

4145
02:55:34,120 --> 02:55:38,120
Bounces off of the defender and goes out for a throw.

4146
02:55:38,120 --> 02:55:41,120
And it looks as though McGoldrick's going off.

4147
02:55:41,120 --> 02:55:45,120
And that man Shane Langaldo is coming on hard style.

4148
02:55:47,120 --> 02:55:49,120
Lovely bit of long work now is all we need.

4149
02:55:49,120 --> 02:55:50,120
The Langboat.

4150
02:55:52,120 --> 02:55:53,120
Header back.

4151
02:55:53,120 --> 02:55:54,120
Chance.

4152
02:55:54,120 --> 02:55:55,120
Ireland.

4153
02:55:55,120 --> 02:55:56,120
Tapping.

4154
02:55:56,120 --> 02:55:57,120
Close range.

4155
02:55:57,120 --> 02:56:03,120
Point blank save there from Giorgio Armani for Australia or Argentina.

4156
02:56:03,120 --> 02:56:07,120
And what an absolute point blanker that was.

4157
02:56:07,120 --> 02:56:11,120
Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great bit of play from Ireland too.

4158
02:56:11,120 --> 02:56:12,120
And look at this now.

4159
02:56:12,120 --> 02:56:14,120
We're going to go for the dash it seems.

4160
02:56:14,120 --> 02:56:18,120
A training ground foray into the training ground nightmare world here.

4161
02:56:18,120 --> 02:56:21,120
As they send a little mixing desk into the mixing unit.

4162
02:56:21,120 --> 02:56:23,120
And it's gone out again.

4163
02:56:23,120 --> 02:56:26,120
For another lovely Irish corner ball.

4164
02:56:26,120 --> 02:56:28,120
I beg your pardon.

4165
02:56:28,120 --> 02:56:31,120
It's a disastrous Argentine goal kick.

4166
02:56:31,120 --> 02:56:34,120
Which is taken a bit arrogantly.

4167
02:56:34,120 --> 02:56:37,120
Casually from the back when really lads come on.

4168
02:56:37,120 --> 02:56:40,120
You need to get that balloon up to the mixing unit.

4169
02:56:40,120 --> 02:56:43,120
Because you're going nowhere fast lads.

4170
02:56:43,120 --> 02:56:45,120
Ireland have got the good of you.

4171
02:56:45,120 --> 02:56:48,120
And we're looking for, we're looking for more blood.

4172
02:56:48,120 --> 02:56:49,120
Uh oh.

4173
02:56:49,120 --> 02:56:50,120
Don't let Aguero have it.

4174
02:56:50,120 --> 02:56:51,120
That's the main thing.

4175
02:56:51,120 --> 02:56:52,120
19.

4176
02:56:52,120 --> 02:56:53,120
Pavan has the ball.

4177
02:56:53,120 --> 02:56:54,120
Tries to give it to Messi.

4178
02:56:54,120 --> 02:56:57,120
But he finds zero in his area.

4179
02:56:57,120 --> 02:57:00,120
And it looks as though Shane Long could link up very well here with Hourahan.

4180
02:57:00,120 --> 02:57:02,120
Hourahan tries to give it back to Long.

4181
02:57:02,120 --> 02:57:04,120
But it's gone to a blank zone.

4182
02:57:04,120 --> 02:57:08,120
And it looks as though the Argentines are going to try and attack now.

4183
02:57:08,120 --> 02:57:10,120
They're trying to find Leo Messi on the wing.

4184
02:57:10,120 --> 02:57:13,120
And Keogh, like a Keogh's flavoured crisp.

4185
02:57:13,120 --> 02:57:15,120
He's strong to the taste.

4186
02:57:15,120 --> 02:57:17,120
And he's strong to the ball.

4187
02:57:17,120 --> 02:57:18,120
And he holds the play up well.

4188
02:57:18,120 --> 02:57:20,120
Play like you've never seen before.

4189
02:57:20,120 --> 02:57:21,120
And it's Ireland now.

4190
02:57:21,120 --> 02:57:25,120
Building up a little bit of steam with a grain of rice on the edge of the wing.

4191
02:57:25,120 --> 02:57:28,120
You can see Shane Long calling, screaming out for the ball.

4192
02:57:28,120 --> 02:57:30,120
He's got it, but he's got no one with him.

4193
02:57:30,120 --> 02:57:31,120
He tries to give it to McLean.

4194
02:57:31,120 --> 02:57:32,120
McLean could give it back.

4195
02:57:32,120 --> 02:57:33,120
He has.

4196
02:57:33,120 --> 02:57:34,120
Long.

4197
02:57:34,120 --> 02:57:35,120
What a move.

4198
02:57:35,120 --> 02:57:36,120
And what a goal.

4199
02:57:36,120 --> 02:57:42,120
And what a way to win the World Cup semi-final against Argentina.

4200
02:57:44,120 --> 02:57:46,120
Absolutely amazing stuff.

4201
02:57:46,120 --> 02:57:48,120
Free from desire.

4202
02:57:48,120 --> 02:57:50,120
Came out of nowhere.

4203
02:57:50,120 --> 02:57:52,120
Irons in the fire.

4204
02:57:52,120 --> 02:57:53,120
Unbelievable stuff.

4205
02:57:53,120 --> 02:57:55,120
Unbelievable.

4206
02:57:55,120 --> 02:58:05,120
Lovely ball floating through into Lang.

4207
02:58:05,120 --> 02:58:07,120
Lang just plastered it in.

4208
02:58:07,120 --> 02:58:09,120
Unbelievable stuff.

4209
02:58:09,120 --> 02:58:14,120
Shane Lang's on fire.

4210
02:58:14,120 --> 02:58:16,120
Putting a ball in the onion sack.

4211
02:58:16,120 --> 02:58:18,120
Shane Lang's on fire.

4212
02:58:18,120 --> 02:58:20,120
Sticking that ball in the onion sack.

4213
02:58:20,120 --> 02:58:21,120
Shane Lang's on fire.

4214
02:58:21,120 --> 02:58:23,120
Sticking that ball in the onion sack.

4215
02:58:23,120 --> 02:58:25,120
Shane Lang's on fire.

4216
02:58:25,120 --> 02:58:26,120
Shane Lang's on fire.

4217
02:58:26,120 --> 02:58:27,120
Shane Lang's on fire.

4218
02:58:27,120 --> 02:58:28,120
Shane Lang's on fire.

4219
02:58:28,120 --> 02:58:29,120
Shane Lang's on fire.

4220
02:58:29,120 --> 02:58:31,120
Shane Lang's on fire.

4221
02:58:31,120 --> 02:58:32,120
And that is it.

4222
02:58:32,120 --> 02:58:37,120
The referee blows his magic whistle.

4223
02:58:37,120 --> 02:58:39,120
It's game, set and match here.

4224
02:58:39,120 --> 02:58:43,120
The FIFA World Cup semi-final in Qatar.

4225
02:58:43,120 --> 02:58:48,020
Here, the FIFA World Cup semi-final in Qatar.

4226
02:58:49,020 --> 02:58:49,600
A lovely bit.

4227
02:58:49,680 --> 02:58:50,760
Pat a cake, pat a cake.

4228
02:58:50,880 --> 02:58:53,000
Baker's man, bake me a cake.

4229
02:58:53,760 --> 02:58:58,760
And don't touch your face with your hands unless they've been sanitized.

4230
02:59:00,700 --> 02:59:01,800
What a game.

4231
02:59:03,220 --> 02:59:09,040
And what a lovely bit of chill hop to play during this highlight montage.

4232
02:59:10,640 --> 02:59:12,780
Lovely bit of new modern music.

4233
02:59:12,920 --> 02:59:21,940
Let's crank that up and chill out for a moment while we salivate over the sumptuous, delectable selections for this highlight reel.

4234
02:59:21,940 --> 02:59:25,240
Lovely bit of play there.

4235
02:59:25,360 --> 02:59:27,480
Lovely, lovely bit of play on the pitch.

4236
02:59:29,220 --> 02:59:31,560
Ireland making the opposition sick.

4237
02:59:31,760 --> 02:59:34,200
With that man Hendrick and your man Goldrick.

4238
02:59:34,520 --> 02:59:36,980
A partnership, a match made in heaven.

4239
02:59:37,340 --> 02:59:39,600
Gonna get in the car lads and play till 11.

4240
02:59:39,880 --> 02:59:40,900
Going rolling.

4241
02:59:41,120 --> 02:59:42,640
Deep, deep, down and dirty.

4242
02:59:42,720 --> 02:59:43,900
Connor Horahan.

4243
02:59:44,100 --> 02:59:46,880
He's gonna get you 30 goals a season.

4244
02:59:47,600 --> 02:59:50,500
If you put him in the right place for the right reason.

4245
02:59:50,880 --> 02:59:52,280
A lovely palm stinging shot.

4246
02:59:52,920 --> 02:59:54,600
Palm Springs Golf Club Resort.

4247
02:59:54,840 --> 02:59:55,960
You're gonna get shot.

4248
02:59:56,040 --> 03:00:01,560
If you go down there probably because there's a load of people that don't like Donald Trump.

4249
03:00:02,660 --> 03:00:03,560
Or his supporters.

4250
03:00:04,060 --> 03:00:06,880
They're coming out of the woodwork trying to tear their heads off.

4251
03:00:07,060 --> 03:00:08,600
They don't let the music on now.

4252
03:00:08,660 --> 03:00:09,180
The music's gone.

4253
03:00:09,900 --> 03:00:11,820
Yeah, I don't know where we were going with that anyway, Tommy.

4254
03:00:11,900 --> 03:00:15,280
But it was a nice bit of freestyling.

4255
03:00:15,660 --> 03:00:18,440
And now this is Armatopia by Johnny Marr.

4256
03:00:30,360 --> 03:00:33,660
You were in the Smithsang guitar.

4257
03:00:40,940 --> 03:00:41,920
What's that about?

4258
03:00:41,920 --> 03:00:45,080
Who's buying an Utopia?

4259
03:00:46,780 --> 03:00:47,800
Waxi, I'm about to.

4260
03:01:00,800 --> 03:01:02,960
Not my kind of tune there.

4261
03:01:04,140 --> 03:01:05,860
Were you never into the Smiths, Sammy?

4262
03:01:06,800 --> 03:01:08,180
Who is the Smiths?

4263
03:01:09,240 --> 03:01:13,540
Do you know Morrissey, that lad, swinging the flowers around with the blouse on?

4264
03:01:15,400 --> 03:01:17,620
Nah, not my kind of tune now.

4265
03:01:19,220 --> 03:01:21,320
I'd be more into rock music, like, you know.

4266
03:01:22,400 --> 03:01:25,960
Yeah, well, I mean, they had some good tunes, and that Charmin' Man was a good song.

4267
03:01:26,060 --> 03:01:27,320
Great little guitar by the Marr.

4268
03:01:27,980 --> 03:01:29,080
But I have to agree with you.

4269
03:01:29,420 --> 03:01:35,500
The song that he just sang there, Marr, failed to get me moving.

4270
03:01:37,020 --> 03:01:38,720
But it's not a bad reflection on him.

4271
03:01:39,180 --> 03:01:40,260
He's a great guitarist.

4272
03:01:41,980 --> 03:01:43,700
You're going to need a bit more porridge there.

4273
03:01:44,240 --> 03:01:46,100
I'm just going to have a little touch more porridge.

4274
03:01:47,240 --> 03:01:51,140
This is going to really help us maintain composure on the mic.

4275
03:01:52,260 --> 03:01:55,440
Today's porridge is brought to you by the Qatari Nation State.

4276
03:01:56,000 --> 03:01:58,000
An amazing bunch of people and lads.

4277
03:02:00,060 --> 03:02:00,920
Ethically, morally.

4278
03:02:01,740 --> 03:02:04,460
They've got a lot of backbone, a lot of history, a lot of sand.

4279
03:02:05,420 --> 03:02:07,140
And they're good, good guys as well.

4280
03:02:10,640 --> 03:02:11,600
As the Spoon.

4281
03:02:13,040 --> 03:02:13,400
Spoon.

4282
03:02:13,920 --> 03:02:16,420
Looking for help from a bit of linseed on the area.

4283
03:02:16,540 --> 03:02:17,640
He's got nothing on it, though.

4284
03:02:17,700 --> 03:02:20,480
He manages to stick the scooper right into the mixing bowl.

4285
03:02:21,060 --> 03:02:25,120
He's got something of a blueberry, a few otamendies, and a bit of banana on it as well.

4286
03:02:25,440 --> 03:02:27,020
Has he got what it takes to scoop out the lot?

4287
03:02:27,060 --> 03:02:27,420
He does.

4288
03:02:27,660 --> 03:02:30,020
There's a bit of drippage, but he's going to go for the strike.

4289
03:02:30,280 --> 03:02:30,960
Open gal...

4290
03:02:30,960 --> 03:02:31,560
Gal...

4291
03:02:31,560 --> 03:02:32,560
Galmouth.

4292
03:02:33,220 --> 03:02:34,800
You nearly said galmouth.

4293
03:02:36,800 --> 03:02:37,640
Oh, my God.

4294
03:02:39,560 --> 03:02:40,160
Sorry, Tommy.

4295
03:02:40,160 --> 03:02:42,200
I just had to force feed you some porridge there.

4296
03:02:43,120 --> 03:02:45,120
Because I didn't want you to call me galmouth.

4297
03:02:46,940 --> 03:02:49,900
I bet that's what a lot of people think you are anyway.

4298
03:02:51,600 --> 03:02:52,000
Tommy.

4299
03:02:53,480 --> 03:02:55,340
I'm the professional one out the two of us.

4300
03:02:55,400 --> 03:02:58,060
If there's anyone who's the galmouth, it's you.

4301
03:03:00,280 --> 03:03:03,780
If you're still watching Sky Sports, and I know you are.

4302
03:03:03,980 --> 03:03:05,640
Because you know a good thing when you see it.

4303
03:03:06,500 --> 03:03:07,860
Myself and Tommy are free tomorrow.

4304
03:03:09,180 --> 03:03:10,960
As I said, we'll come over.

4305
03:03:11,140 --> 03:03:11,740
We'll come over.

4306
03:03:11,860 --> 03:03:12,640
Give us ten minutes.

4307
03:03:12,880 --> 03:03:13,780
Let us have at it.

4308
03:03:14,740 --> 03:03:16,260
Give us ten minutes in a studio.

4309
03:03:16,940 --> 03:03:19,220
Let us show you the magic in front of your eyes.

4310
03:03:20,180 --> 03:03:21,020
You're easily...

4311
03:03:21,020 --> 03:03:24,420
You're easily pleased now at home sitting on the YouTube.

4312
03:03:25,720 --> 03:03:27,860
Open the feckin' studio up again, boys.

4313
03:03:28,000 --> 03:03:28,680
Feck the COVID.

4314
03:03:28,900 --> 03:03:29,820
Bring me and Tommy in.

4315
03:03:30,180 --> 03:03:30,820
Ten minutes.

4316
03:03:31,360 --> 03:03:34,600
We'll fuckin' knock your socks off with some of the stuff we can come up with.

4317
03:03:35,020 --> 03:03:35,460
Porridge.

4318
03:03:36,100 --> 03:03:36,460
Analysis.

4319
03:03:37,120 --> 03:03:37,460
Chat.

4320
03:03:41,680 --> 03:03:44,240
You lumped...

4321
03:03:44,240 --> 03:03:45,960
You lumped that porridge into me fast.

4322
03:03:46,640 --> 03:03:48,920
And I'm gonna give you the last bit of porridge, Tommy.

4323
03:03:49,420 --> 03:03:51,020
Because it's all that you deserve.

4324
03:03:52,040 --> 03:03:53,540
You mad old bastard.

4325
03:03:55,460 --> 03:03:58,620
There.

4326
03:04:00,620 --> 03:04:02,440
Stick that up your porridge bowl.

4327
03:04:03,060 --> 03:04:04,080
And chomp on it.

4328
03:04:06,960 --> 03:04:08,120
Thank you very much, Franz.

4329
03:04:08,120 --> 03:04:08,740
It's very nice.

4330
03:04:09,540 --> 03:04:10,100
No problem.

4331
03:04:10,100 --> 03:04:12,080
We're tonggul.

4332
03:04:12,080 --> 03:04:36,080
*Sigh*

4333
03:04:36,080 --> 03:04:38,080
*Sigh*

4334
03:04:38,080 --> 03:04:48,080
*Sigh*

4335
03:04:48,080 --> 03:04:52,080
Welcome back guys to the Isles of FIFA World Cup here.

4336
03:04:52,080 --> 03:04:56,080
That was indeed the quarter-final, not the semi-final.

4337
03:04:56,080 --> 03:05:04,080
Very embarrassing for the two commentators who referred to the game as the semi-final for the entirety and duration of the game.

4338
03:05:04,080 --> 03:05:10,080
Apologies as well to the whole of the nation thinking we were into the final.

4339
03:05:10,080 --> 03:05:12,080
That's actually two games away right now.

4340
03:05:12,080 --> 03:05:18,080
At the moment, let's have a look and see who we're up against.

4341
03:05:18,080 --> 03:05:20,080
Chile got bet by the Austrians.

4342
03:05:20,080 --> 03:05:24,080
So they're gonna be squaring off against the Belgians in one semi.

4343
03:05:24,080 --> 03:05:26,080
And the other semi...

4344
03:05:26,080 --> 03:05:28,080
Spain!

4345
03:05:28,080 --> 03:05:30,080
Versus Ireland.

4346
03:05:30,080 --> 03:05:32,080
It's insane!

4347
03:05:32,080 --> 03:05:34,080
I was saying this the other day.

4348
03:05:34,080 --> 03:05:36,080
To Roro the robot.

4349
03:05:36,080 --> 03:05:40,080
And everyone down at Showbiz.ie.

4350
03:05:40,080 --> 03:05:42,080
It's still going strong.

4351
03:05:42,080 --> 03:05:46,080
Big, big thanks to DJ Sigs.

4352
03:05:46,080 --> 03:05:50,080
Thank you very much DJ Sigs.

4353
03:05:50,080 --> 03:05:53,080
And Rod Little as well.

4354
03:05:53,080 --> 03:05:55,080
Thanks so much to Rod Little.

4355
03:05:55,080 --> 03:05:58,080
And I hope you're getting on well everyone.

4356
03:05:58,080 --> 03:06:00,080
And Bobby not up the bar.

4357
03:06:00,080 --> 03:06:04,080
Great bar that you're up, Bobby, that you're not up.

4358
03:06:04,080 --> 03:06:07,080
But yeah, Ireland versus Spain.

4359
03:06:07,080 --> 03:06:10,080
You know, they had a great team there a few years ago.

4360
03:06:10,080 --> 03:06:12,080
You had your Iniesta, your Xavi.

4361
03:06:12,080 --> 03:06:16,080
You had your Fernando Torres.

4362
03:06:16,080 --> 03:06:18,080
You had your Carlos Puyol.

4363
03:06:18,080 --> 03:06:20,080
You had everyone.

4364
03:06:20,080 --> 03:06:21,080
Cesc, Fabregas.

4365
03:06:21,080 --> 03:06:23,080
Pedro on the bench.

4366
03:06:23,080 --> 03:06:26,080
Where's it all gone?

4367
03:06:26,080 --> 03:06:32,080
Hopefully they've managed to come up with the goods because we're on fire at the moment.

4368
03:06:32,080 --> 03:06:34,080
Ireland are on fire.

4369
03:06:34,080 --> 03:06:37,080
The Celtic flaming tiger.

4370
03:06:37,080 --> 03:06:40,080
It's a big tiger which is green and it's on fire.

4371
03:06:40,080 --> 03:06:42,080
Imagine that attacking you.

4372
03:06:42,080 --> 03:06:43,080
Yeah, it doesn't bear thinking about.

4373
03:06:43,080 --> 03:06:46,080
But I'd say what is for more.

4374
03:06:46,080 --> 03:06:47,080
Soccer ball.

4375
03:06:47,080 --> 03:06:48,080
That's very much.

4376
03:06:48,080 --> 03:06:49,080
Vatongan.

4377
03:06:49,080 --> 03:06:50,080
Vatongan.

4378
03:06:50,080 --> 03:06:51,080
Vatongan.

4379
03:06:51,080 --> 03:06:52,080
Vatongan.

4380
03:06:52,080 --> 03:06:53,080
Vatongan.

4381
03:06:53,080 --> 03:06:55,080
Hello and welcome back to this week's Lotto Ball.

4382
03:06:55,080 --> 03:06:57,080
Today the numbers are 5, 6.

4383
03:06:59,080 --> 03:07:03,080
And Lewis Hamilton slides centrally into the Mercedes pitch shack there for compound ball.

4384
03:07:03,080 --> 03:07:06,080
Four compound brothers do their worst to his rims.

4385
03:07:06,080 --> 03:07:09,080
And then he drives away coolly like a slick rich dick.

4386
03:07:09,080 --> 03:07:11,080
A talisman to those who don't know him.

4387
03:07:11,080 --> 03:07:13,080
A mediocre crack to those who do.

4388
03:07:13,080 --> 03:07:19,080
Slap 36 in Carlos Science is getting gaslighted by Pierre Gasly and the Recta Principale.

4389
03:07:19,080 --> 03:07:21,080
As the curve burglary into turn one.

4390
03:07:21,080 --> 03:07:23,080
Hustling and harrying here wheel to wheel.

4391
03:07:23,080 --> 03:07:28,080
Slinking smoothly like harsh carbon arrows in the liquid night of our father.

4392
03:07:28,080 --> 03:07:31,080
Out of turn three they go now like two jet fueled beasts.

4393
03:07:31,080 --> 03:07:32,080
Sled out of their cage.

4394
03:07:32,080 --> 03:07:34,080
Ready to fly fuck or die.

4395
03:07:34,080 --> 03:07:35,080
Die.

4396
03:07:35,080 --> 03:07:36,080
Die.

4397
03:07:36,080 --> 03:07:37,080
Die.

4398
03:07:37,080 --> 03:07:38,080
Die.

4399
03:07:38,080 --> 03:07:39,080
Die.

4400
03:07:39,080 --> 03:07:40,080
Die.

4401
03:07:40,080 --> 03:07:45,080
I've never seen the cars go round the track.

4402
03:07:45,080 --> 03:07:54,080
As fast as they've done today it's mad.

4403
03:07:54,080 --> 03:07:59,080
Don't even know what speed 7 is doing.

4404
03:07:59,080 --> 03:08:03,080
Out with his friends running with some balloons.

4405
03:08:03,080 --> 03:08:08,080
They want to slap them on the end of his poles and tight.

4406
03:08:08,080 --> 03:08:13,080
Under Jack lifter into the night.

4407
03:08:13,080 --> 03:08:14,080
Under.

4408
03:08:14,080 --> 03:08:15,080
We'll hear his.

4409
03:08:27,080 --> 03:08:28,080
How's it going?

4410
03:08:28,080 --> 03:08:31,080
Look we were just in Cologne for a few weeks.

4411
03:08:31,080 --> 03:08:33,080
Nothing.

4412
03:08:33,080 --> 03:08:34,080
Nothing bad going on.

4413
03:08:34,080 --> 03:08:37,080
Just we needed to get away for a while you know.

4414
03:08:37,080 --> 03:08:39,080
Just while all this blows over.

4415
03:08:41,080 --> 03:08:44,080
We took a trip to the art gallery the other day.

4416
03:08:46,080 --> 03:08:48,080
I saw something which made me think of you.

4417
03:08:49,080 --> 03:08:52,080
Surrealist painting by Dada Jinx.

4418
03:08:53,080 --> 03:08:56,080
A real brain cloud of a canvas piece.

4419
03:08:57,080 --> 03:09:02,080
My mind feels like it's been sharpened by the pumice of culture.

4420
03:09:02,080 --> 03:09:06,080
I'm great because I know about this stuff.

4421
03:09:06,080 --> 03:09:08,080
Art is what keeps us alive.

4422
03:09:08,080 --> 03:09:09,080
It's what moves us.

4423
03:09:09,080 --> 03:09:10,080
What shapes us.

4424
03:09:10,080 --> 03:09:14,080
We're just here for a few days until things die down okay.

4425
03:09:14,080 --> 03:09:15,080
It's gonna be alright.

4426
03:09:15,080 --> 03:09:15,080
Bushworld by Kevin Costner.

4427
03:09:15,080 --> 03:09:16,080
It spreads its light across the world.

4428
03:09:16,080 --> 03:09:29,080
In places where light has never reached before.

4429
03:09:29,080 --> 03:09:30,080
Some of it can be rubbish.

4430
03:09:31,080 --> 03:09:33,080
Pablo Piccarz.

4431
03:09:33,080 --> 03:09:34,080
Funny family.

4432
03:09:34,080 --> 03:09:36,080
Sponsored by Berghaus.

4433
03:09:36,080 --> 03:09:39,080
Get up to 20% off by using the code word.

4434
03:09:40,080 --> 03:09:41,080
Cons house.

4435
03:09:41,080 --> 03:09:44,080
David Schwimmer's sister by Ross from friends.

4436
03:09:44,080 --> 03:09:47,080
Raphael Donatello Leotardo.

4437
03:09:47,080 --> 03:09:51,080
Jackson Pollock's 7x12 spray lounge.

4438
03:09:52,080 --> 03:09:55,080
In a world sometimes seemingly bereft of meaning.

4439
03:09:56,080 --> 03:09:58,080
Blackboard Bumble by Gay Darcy.

4440
03:09:58,080 --> 03:10:00,080
We can find solace.

4441
03:10:00,080 --> 03:10:05,080
Unkempt Studio by Karl Hines Funk Blaster.

4442
03:10:06,080 --> 03:10:07,080
A real roomy messer.

4443
03:10:08,080 --> 03:10:09,080
A real length.

4444
03:10:09,080 --> 03:10:10,080
Tenderness.

4445
03:10:11,080 --> 03:10:12,080
What's the point?

4446
03:10:12,080 --> 03:10:14,080
Mac OSX Snow Leopard.

4447
03:10:15,080 --> 03:10:16,080
By Vasily Kandinsky.

4448
03:10:17,080 --> 03:10:21,080
Each prisoner should be fed, watered and kept in a nice little room.

4449
03:10:22,080 --> 03:10:23,080
Scour Pads.

4450
03:10:23,080 --> 03:10:25,080
By Billy Brillo Sticks.

4451
03:10:25,080 --> 03:10:28,080
Just completely changed the landscape.

4452
03:10:28,080 --> 03:10:30,080
And finally, sliced pan.

4453
03:10:30,080 --> 03:10:33,080
By none other than Pat the Baker.

4454
03:10:34,080 --> 03:10:37,080
Part of the yeast movement of 1916.

4455
03:10:37,080 --> 03:10:40,080
Exhibited during the Easter Rising.

4456
03:10:40,080 --> 03:10:42,080
For maximum footfall.

4457
03:10:42,080 --> 03:10:43,080
So don't be a dick.

4458
03:10:43,080 --> 03:10:45,080
Support the arts.

4459
03:11:03,080 --> 03:11:04,080
Welcome back to the football.

4460
03:11:04,080 --> 03:11:06,080
It's a World Cup semi-final.

4461
03:11:06,080 --> 03:11:07,080
I'm really sorry guys.

4462
03:11:07,080 --> 03:11:09,080
We thought the last game was the semi.

4463
03:11:09,080 --> 03:11:10,080
It was indeed the quarters.

4464
03:11:10,080 --> 03:11:12,080
We managed to vanquish the Argentinian boys.

4465
03:11:12,080 --> 03:11:20,080
But it's the Spanish flamenco lads that are going to try and do a bit of jigging and dancing around our side of the garden.

4466
03:11:21,080 --> 03:11:24,080
As Glenn Whelan tries his own little magic book.

4467
03:11:25,080 --> 03:11:26,080
The Spanish boys.

4468
03:11:26,080 --> 03:11:27,080
And it's Keogh.

4469
03:11:27,080 --> 03:11:28,080
And it's Keogh.

4470
03:11:28,080 --> 03:11:29,080
Rolls the balloon out to Stevens.

4471
03:11:29,080 --> 03:11:30,080
Stevens.

4472
03:11:30,080 --> 03:11:31,080
Out to Sol.

4473
03:11:31,080 --> 03:11:32,080
Sol Bello.

4474
03:11:32,080 --> 03:11:35,080
Trying to find another literary giant in the middle of the pitch.

4475
03:11:35,080 --> 03:11:36,080
He's found Hurrahan.

4476
03:11:36,080 --> 03:11:37,080
Hurrahan.

4477
03:11:37,080 --> 03:11:38,080
Does a little twisty-turny yoke.

4478
03:11:38,080 --> 03:11:39,080
Gives it to Stevens.

4479
03:11:39,080 --> 03:11:41,080
And he wants McLean to run.

4480
03:11:41,080 --> 03:11:45,080
Indeed, McLean is running, but he's not faster enough to get past Aspa Laqueta.

4481
03:11:45,080 --> 03:11:47,080
And that's just not going to happen at all tonight.

4482
03:11:47,080 --> 03:11:52,080
So, I mean, they're going to have to try and figure some way of unlocking this defense, Tommy Schlug.

4483
03:11:53,080 --> 03:11:54,080
Indeed.

4484
03:11:55,080 --> 03:11:59,080
The boys don't have the pace that the Spanish lads have.

4485
03:12:00,080 --> 03:12:02,080
Just, that's just the end of the story.

4486
03:12:02,080 --> 03:12:05,080
Like, there's no way that these boys are going to be able to outpace them.

4487
03:12:06,080 --> 03:12:10,080
But we've got a little bit of weight on our side.

4488
03:12:10,080 --> 03:12:11,080
You know, we're bigger.

4489
03:12:11,080 --> 03:12:16,080
I think they're bigger fellas in the Irish jerseys than the Spanish lads.

4490
03:12:17,080 --> 03:12:19,080
They can be big as well, you know.

4491
03:12:19,080 --> 03:12:21,080
They eat a lot of cured meat.

4492
03:12:21,080 --> 03:12:23,080
They've got that backing them up, that behind them.

4493
03:12:23,080 --> 03:12:24,080
That's going to stand to them.

4494
03:12:24,080 --> 03:12:25,080
The chorizo.

4495
03:12:25,080 --> 03:12:26,080
The Spanish ham.

4496
03:12:26,080 --> 03:12:28,080
All that shite.

4497
03:12:28,080 --> 03:12:30,080
It's going to stand to them.

4498
03:12:30,080 --> 03:12:31,080
And what about us?

4499
03:12:32,080 --> 03:12:33,080
Black pudding.

4500
03:12:33,080 --> 03:12:34,080
White pudding.

4501
03:12:34,080 --> 03:12:35,080
Rashers.

4502
03:12:36,080 --> 03:12:38,080
It's a match made in heaven.

4503
03:12:38,080 --> 03:12:40,080
And it's the fire you need in your belly.

4504
03:12:40,080 --> 03:12:44,080
Hopefully these lads have gone to town on the black pud.

4505
03:12:44,080 --> 03:12:48,080
Before heading out onto the field of play.

4506
03:12:48,080 --> 03:12:51,080
It looks like they're confidently playing with the balloon.

4507
03:12:51,080 --> 03:12:53,080
Which is a real nice sign.

4508
03:12:53,080 --> 03:12:55,080
You don't want to see any signs of scaredyness.

4509
03:12:55,080 --> 03:12:57,080
As Hendrik now.

4510
03:12:57,080 --> 03:12:59,080
Lofts the balloon into the center.

4511
03:12:59,080 --> 03:13:01,080
Goes by his man, McGoldrick.

4512
03:13:01,080 --> 03:13:04,080
And, uh, blashed it away by the Spanish.

4513
03:13:04,080 --> 03:13:05,080
The Spanish now.

4514
03:13:05,080 --> 03:13:07,080
Looking to try and punish Ireland.

4515
03:13:07,080 --> 03:13:10,080
But there's nobody with your man, Marata, up front.

4516
03:13:10,080 --> 03:13:11,080
Marata takes a fast ball.

4517
03:13:11,080 --> 03:13:12,080
He's giving it out to...

4518
03:13:12,080 --> 03:13:13,080
Saul.

4519
03:13:14,080 --> 03:13:15,080
Saul has it now.

4520
03:13:15,080 --> 03:13:17,080
A backwards header to Aspelicueta.

4521
03:13:17,080 --> 03:13:18,080
Aspelicueta.

4522
03:13:19,080 --> 03:13:21,080
Gives it back to Saul or Suso.

4523
03:13:22,080 --> 03:13:24,080
But it's a so-so ball out to the middle.

4524
03:13:24,080 --> 03:13:28,080
And it's swept up diligently and amazingly by the Irish.

4525
03:13:28,080 --> 03:13:29,080
Free kick.

4526
03:13:29,080 --> 03:13:30,080
Referee blows the magic whistle.

4527
03:13:30,080 --> 03:13:33,080
And, uh, Koke is dispossessed by Whelan.

4528
03:13:33,080 --> 03:13:36,080
But he manages to give Whelan what for and get the ball back.

4529
03:13:36,080 --> 03:13:39,080
And he's managed to really do well actually.

4530
03:13:39,080 --> 03:13:40,080
Koke.

4531
03:13:40,080 --> 03:13:41,080
Koke.

4532
03:13:41,080 --> 03:13:44,080
And that was a shot there from Saul.

4533
03:13:44,080 --> 03:13:46,080
Great shot by Saul.

4534
03:13:48,080 --> 03:13:49,080
It wasn't that good really.

4535
03:13:49,080 --> 03:13:52,080
Chai-chai actually when you think about it.

4536
03:13:53,080 --> 03:13:54,080
Why did you say it was good?

4537
03:13:54,080 --> 03:13:55,080
Or great?

4538
03:13:58,080 --> 03:13:59,080
I don't know.

4539
03:13:59,080 --> 03:14:01,080
I mean, it's that kind of indecision, Tommy.

4540
03:14:01,080 --> 03:14:06,080
Which is making us look really shit to anyone who is, you know,

4541
03:14:06,080 --> 03:14:09,080
looking for a co-commentary team for their football,

4542
03:14:09,080 --> 03:14:11,080
for their broadcasting service.

4543
03:14:11,080 --> 03:14:13,080
I'm doing my best at the moment, you know.

4544
03:14:13,080 --> 03:14:16,080
You kind of, if it's wrong, if I say wrong stuff, just go with it.

4545
03:14:17,080 --> 03:14:19,080
That's a recipe for disaster, Tom.

4546
03:14:19,080 --> 03:14:23,080
As, uh, Ireland look to try and make a disaster of their opposition.

4547
03:14:23,080 --> 03:14:27,080
We have Jimmy McLean, Hurrahan, and Enda Stevens.

4548
03:14:27,080 --> 03:14:28,080
All in the mix-up.

4549
03:14:29,080 --> 03:14:30,080
Trials and tribulations.

4550
03:14:30,080 --> 03:14:34,080
Force play back out to our defensive line with, uh, Coleman receiving the sweep

4551
03:14:34,080 --> 03:14:36,080
at the side of the pitch, and it's Brady now.

4552
03:14:36,080 --> 03:14:38,080
Brady's got men looking for balls.

4553
03:14:39,080 --> 03:14:42,080
Indeed, he gives one of them, he gives the ball to one of them, and it's Hendrik.

4554
03:14:43,080 --> 03:14:49,080
And he's, the ball ran out nearly for a corner, and the Spanish managed to dispatch a safe ball out to the middle mix-up.

4555
03:14:50,080 --> 03:14:51,080
McGoldrick's looking dangerous.

4556
03:14:51,080 --> 03:14:54,080
He feeds the ball through the ball-feeding unit to Brady.

4557
03:14:54,080 --> 03:14:57,080
Brady with some kind of trick that doesn't belong here.

4558
03:14:57,080 --> 03:15:01,080
You need to try that shit on the beach, or in the house.

4559
03:15:01,080 --> 03:15:03,080
But don't be trying it in the World Cup semi-final.

4560
03:15:03,080 --> 03:15:05,080
Now, Hendrik, can he get a hold of it?

4561
03:15:05,080 --> 03:15:06,080
He has.

4562
03:15:06,080 --> 03:15:07,080
He gives it to McGoldrick.

4563
03:15:07,080 --> 03:15:08,080
One, two.

4564
03:15:08,080 --> 03:15:09,080
Maybe.

4565
03:15:09,080 --> 03:15:10,080
It's on.

4566
03:15:10,080 --> 03:15:11,080
No, it's not.

4567
03:15:11,080 --> 03:15:13,080
Can't feed the ball through the mixing unit to find Hendrik.

4568
03:15:13,080 --> 03:15:16,080
And the Spanish have picked up that Spanish bitter ball.

4569
03:15:16,080 --> 03:15:18,080
Andale, Andale.

4570
03:15:18,080 --> 03:15:19,080
Andale, Andale.

4571
03:15:19,080 --> 03:15:21,080
And all that shite.

4572
03:15:21,080 --> 03:15:24,080
And it's, Murata gives it back to some other lad, Koke.

4573
03:15:24,080 --> 03:15:31,080
But he's coked out of it by, by, by, by Dweelin, who managed to dweel the ball off of him.

4574
03:15:31,080 --> 03:15:37,080
And it looks as though, Koke, Saul is back on it, and he's bellowing for the ref to give him a bit of a Saul bellow ball.

4575
03:15:37,080 --> 03:15:40,080
Bellow ball now, being played by the Spanish.

4576
03:15:40,080 --> 03:15:43,080
Not something we wanted to see, was it, Tom?

4577
03:15:43,080 --> 03:15:49,080
Well, of all the balls, Blash ball, blank ball, bellow ball was not what we wanted.

4578
03:15:49,080 --> 03:15:52,080
Randolph having to make a bellow save there.

4579
03:15:52,080 --> 03:15:55,080
Randolph the red hand reindeer.

4580
03:15:55,080 --> 03:16:01,080
He's not a reindeer, and he has no links to any loyalism or paramilitary groups.

4581
03:16:01,080 --> 03:16:12,080
I have to keep clarifying that, because we did come into, come a cropper yesterday when we said he defended well and that he was a red, Randolph the red hand defender.

4582
03:16:12,080 --> 03:16:15,080
It just doesn't make sense, because he does not have red hands.

4583
03:16:15,080 --> 03:16:17,080
They are latex gloves.

4584
03:16:17,080 --> 03:16:18,080
He's not a reindeer.

4585
03:16:18,080 --> 03:16:19,080
He is a man.

4586
03:16:19,080 --> 03:16:22,080
He's not into loyalism.

4587
03:16:22,080 --> 03:16:32,080
He is, you know, I don't even know his politics, but Ireland are looking strong on the ball, and it's a blaster against the fucking hands of the Spanish lads.

4588
03:16:32,080 --> 03:16:35,080
And the Spanish lads' hands are stung.

4589
03:16:35,080 --> 03:16:38,080
That was a real nasty bit of play, wasn't it, Thomas?

4590
03:16:38,080 --> 03:16:40,080
So nasty.

4591
03:16:40,080 --> 03:16:41,080
Very nasty.

4592
03:16:41,080 --> 03:16:43,080
You'd wanna watch out.

4593
03:16:43,080 --> 03:16:48,080
You would wanna watch out, Spain, 'cause we're coming for you, and we're in the prime of our lives.

4594
03:16:48,080 --> 03:16:49,080
Look at this.

4595
03:16:49,080 --> 03:16:50,080
Hurrahan.

4596
03:16:50,080 --> 03:16:51,080
Tries to find McGoldrick.

4597
03:16:51,080 --> 03:16:53,080
McGoldrick, can he get onto the end of it?

4598
03:16:53,080 --> 03:16:54,080
Oh!

4599
03:16:54,080 --> 03:16:57,080
Shushed into the side of the cabbage patch.

4600
03:16:59,080 --> 03:17:02,080
Really, really well to get onto the end of that.

4601
03:17:04,080 --> 03:17:07,080
In fact, great ball by Hurrahan.

4602
03:17:07,080 --> 03:17:09,080
To be honest, I've read that through.

4603
03:17:09,080 --> 03:17:14,080
I think it might have been Sergio Ramos, who couldn't handle it.

4604
03:17:14,080 --> 03:17:15,080
Sergio Ramos.

4605
03:17:19,080 --> 03:17:20,080
That's him, yep.

4606
03:17:20,080 --> 03:17:22,080
Sergio Ramos.

4607
03:17:23,080 --> 03:17:25,080
Referee, with Cleon de Spain.

4608
03:17:27,080 --> 03:17:28,080
Spain.

4609
03:17:28,080 --> 03:17:30,080
Trying to inflict a bit of damage now.

4610
03:17:30,080 --> 03:17:31,080
Maratta!

4611
03:17:31,080 --> 03:17:32,080
Uh-oh.

4612
03:17:32,080 --> 03:17:33,080
Jesus Christ!

4613
03:17:33,080 --> 03:17:36,080
Whipper, Cracker, Jacker, Lula, right off the post for Maratta.

4614
03:17:36,080 --> 03:17:38,080
The last play of the game of this half.

4615
03:17:39,080 --> 03:17:40,080
Randolph was bet.

4616
03:17:41,080 --> 03:17:43,080
No red hand in that, anyway.

4617
03:17:45,080 --> 03:17:53,080
He would've been Randolph the red-faced reindeer, had he actually let that in, and if he was a reindeer that had hands.

4618
03:17:54,080 --> 03:18:00,080
I think we might as well just say sayonara to that kind of reindeer chat.

4619
03:18:00,080 --> 03:18:02,080
I'm sure he's had it all his life, Randolph.

4620
03:18:02,080 --> 03:18:03,080
Randolph.

4621
03:18:03,080 --> 03:18:04,080
Let's just focus on his gameplay.

4622
03:18:04,080 --> 03:18:06,080
We should indeed, Tom.

4623
03:18:06,080 --> 03:18:09,080
You're the voice of reason, and God bless your soul.

4624
03:18:10,080 --> 03:18:15,080
Come let's kill, come let's kill, come let's kill.

4625
03:18:15,080 --> 03:18:16,080
Robbie Brady.

4626
03:18:16,080 --> 03:18:18,080
Come let's kill, come let's kill.

4627
03:18:18,080 --> 03:18:19,080
Robbie Brady.

4628
03:18:19,080 --> 03:18:21,080
With a lovely little shady ball to Whelan.

4629
03:18:21,080 --> 03:18:26,080
And Whelan, he's not great at shnickin' the man. He's scored one this tournament.

4630
03:18:26,080 --> 03:18:28,080
And that was David DeGaia.

4631
03:18:28,080 --> 03:18:30,080
Jesus Christ.

4632
03:18:32,080 --> 03:18:35,080
David DeGaia does a lot of good work for United.

4633
03:18:36,080 --> 03:18:37,080
Making saves.

4634
03:18:38,080 --> 03:18:40,080
And he's doing it tonight for Spain.

4635
03:18:40,080 --> 03:18:42,080
This guy looks really dangerous.

4636
03:18:42,080 --> 03:18:43,080
Marata.

4637
03:18:43,080 --> 03:18:46,080
That's the cracker jacker right there.

4638
03:18:46,080 --> 03:18:49,080
And I mean there's one highlight that they haven't chosen for the selection.

4639
03:18:49,080 --> 03:18:51,080
It's a lovely stadium by the way.

4640
03:18:51,080 --> 03:18:54,080
They haven't chose the highlight of him.

4641
03:18:54,080 --> 03:18:56,080
He had another shot there earlier on, Tom.

4642
03:18:56,080 --> 03:18:58,080
Yeah, it was dangerous.

4643
03:18:58,080 --> 03:19:00,080
Yeah, it was dangerous, man.

4644
03:19:01,080 --> 03:19:03,080
Can't afford to give him time on the ball at all.

4645
03:19:03,080 --> 03:19:06,080
He's gonna absolutely arsehole us if he does have that kind of time, you know.

4646
03:19:08,080 --> 03:19:10,080
Truer words have never been spoken.

4647
03:19:11,080 --> 03:19:13,080
Let's get this second half underway now.

4648
03:19:14,080 --> 03:19:16,080
Second half of the semi-final of the World Cup, guys.

4649
03:19:16,080 --> 03:19:20,080
Sorry, we were all led into believing that we actually have won that in the last game.

4650
03:19:21,080 --> 03:19:22,080
It was a mistake.

4651
03:19:23,080 --> 03:19:25,080
Time does pass by.

4652
03:19:25,080 --> 03:19:28,080
A bit faster than usual.

4653
03:19:28,080 --> 03:19:30,080
I mean, the last few tournaments now,

4654
03:19:30,080 --> 03:19:34,080
it's actually taken us to about four hour mark of the gameplay

4655
03:19:34,080 --> 03:19:36,080
to actually reach the semi-finals.

4656
03:19:36,080 --> 03:19:38,080
Yeah, we seem to be getting there faster.

4657
03:19:39,080 --> 03:19:40,080
I think it's just down to the...

4658
03:19:41,080 --> 03:19:42,080
We're getting more fluid-like, you know.

4659
03:19:42,080 --> 03:19:44,080
And that's what Sky need to see.

4660
03:19:44,080 --> 03:19:45,080
Look at this! Hendrik now!

4661
03:19:46,080 --> 03:19:47,080
Sky Sports!

4662
03:19:48,080 --> 03:19:49,080
Oh my Christ alive!

4663
03:19:50,080 --> 03:19:52,080
You can't take the Lord's name in vain.

4664
03:19:53,080 --> 03:19:54,080
Oh my God.

4665
03:19:54,080 --> 03:19:55,080
God.

4666
03:19:55,080 --> 03:19:56,080
You just did it again.

4667
03:19:56,080 --> 03:19:57,080
Yeah, but God isn't the Lord.

4668
03:19:57,080 --> 03:19:58,080
God is God!

4669
03:19:59,080 --> 03:20:00,080
Okay.

4670
03:20:00,080 --> 03:20:02,080
We've been stalled here by the referees.

4671
03:20:03,080 --> 03:20:04,080
Magic whistle is being peeped.

4672
03:20:05,080 --> 03:20:09,080
We're going to be the victims of a free kick at the behest of Spain.

4673
03:20:10,080 --> 03:20:10,080
Don't worry though.

4674
03:20:10,080 --> 03:20:12,080
The balloon is very far in their territory.

4675
03:20:13,080 --> 03:20:20,080
Needless to say, that means nothing to us as we must, must, must try to get that first salvo in.

4676
03:20:20,080 --> 03:20:23,080
And here's Mergoldrick now looking to do a bit of salvo work.

4677
03:20:23,080 --> 03:20:24,080
Subcontracting.

4678
03:20:24,080 --> 03:20:25,080
Out in Spain.

4679
03:20:25,080 --> 03:20:26,080
He gives it to McLean.

4680
03:20:26,080 --> 03:20:27,080
Tries to look lean.

4681
03:20:27,080 --> 03:20:28,080
To Glen Whelan.

4682
03:20:28,080 --> 03:20:31,080
Oh, it's a fucking true ball to Hurrahan.

4683
03:20:31,080 --> 03:20:37,080
He had Whelan out on the side that was on and he chose to go with the man who was offside.

4684
03:20:37,080 --> 03:20:38,080
Can you believe it, Tom?

4685
03:20:39,080 --> 03:20:40,080
I can't believe it.

4686
03:20:41,080 --> 03:20:44,080
And I just hope it doesn't fall to Hurra.

4687
03:20:44,080 --> 03:20:45,080
I really don't.

4688
03:20:45,080 --> 03:20:47,080
We need this final.

4689
03:20:47,080 --> 03:20:48,080
I need this final.

4690
03:20:49,080 --> 03:20:50,080
Ireland need to win the World Cup.

4691
03:20:51,080 --> 03:20:52,080
It's as simple as that, lads.

4692
03:20:54,080 --> 03:20:56,080
Get the hell out of our space.

4693
03:20:58,080 --> 03:20:59,080
Lovely stuff.

4694
03:21:00,080 --> 03:21:02,080
McGoldrick lays the ball off to McLean.

4695
03:21:02,080 --> 03:21:03,080
McLean can do a little throughsy here.

4696
03:21:04,080 --> 03:21:05,080
He can, he can.

4697
03:21:05,080 --> 03:21:06,080
And McGoldrick's still gone.

4698
03:21:06,080 --> 03:21:07,080
Referee, come on.

4699
03:21:08,080 --> 03:21:09,080
For God's sake.

4700
03:21:10,080 --> 03:21:12,080
We're being thrown around the pitch.

4701
03:21:12,080 --> 03:21:13,080
Jesus Christ!

4702
03:21:16,080 --> 03:21:17,080
Sorry about that, guys.

4703
03:21:18,080 --> 03:21:22,080
I should apologize on behalf of Francis Higgins for taking the Lord's name in vain.

4704
03:21:23,080 --> 03:21:25,080
I'd like to apologize myself.

4705
03:21:26,080 --> 03:21:29,080
Basically because I think it means more if it comes from me.

4706
03:21:29,080 --> 03:21:30,080
Lookit.

4707
03:21:30,080 --> 03:21:35,080
When you are managing the Irish squad and you're in the semi-finals

4708
03:21:35,080 --> 03:21:39,080
and Morata lets off a whip, schnapper, cracker, jacker, lular that

4709
03:21:39,080 --> 03:21:42,080
tips the top of the tip of the crossbar.

4710
03:21:43,080 --> 03:21:45,080
Then I'd like to see how you handle that.

4711
03:21:45,080 --> 03:21:46,080
Saul.

4712
03:21:46,080 --> 03:21:48,080
Lofting floating through ball to Morata.

4713
03:21:48,080 --> 03:21:49,080
Doesn't find him.

4714
03:21:49,080 --> 03:21:51,080
McLean picks it up on the wing.

4715
03:21:51,080 --> 03:21:52,080
And it's McLean now.

4716
03:21:52,080 --> 03:21:53,080
Ready to go again, Ireland.

4717
03:21:53,080 --> 03:21:54,080
Building up nicely.

4718
03:21:55,080 --> 03:21:56,080
Gives it to McGoldrick on the wing.

4719
03:21:56,080 --> 03:21:58,080
Different kind of place for him.

4720
03:21:58,080 --> 03:21:59,080
Doesn't usually go out there.

4721
03:21:59,080 --> 03:22:01,080
But he's out there for the weekend anyway.

4722
03:22:01,080 --> 03:22:03,080
Doing a bit of craft work.

4723
03:22:03,080 --> 03:22:04,080
Look at this!

4724
03:22:04,080 --> 03:22:05,080
Hendrik!

4725
03:22:06,080 --> 03:22:07,080
Danger ball.

4726
03:22:07,080 --> 03:22:09,080
Swept up by the Espaniards.

4727
03:22:09,080 --> 03:22:10,080
Espanolus.

4728
03:22:11,080 --> 03:22:12,080
They know how to play the game.

4729
03:22:12,080 --> 03:22:13,080
They've played it for a long time.

4730
03:22:13,080 --> 03:22:15,080
They've won World Cups and European Championships.

4731
03:22:15,080 --> 03:22:17,080
And they've met their match tonight.

4732
03:22:17,080 --> 03:22:19,080
As Coleman gets a little ball in.

4733
03:22:19,080 --> 03:22:22,080
And it looks as though it's going to go into the side hatch of the onion sack.

4734
03:22:23,080 --> 03:22:24,080
And it's Hurrahan's head.

4735
03:22:25,080 --> 03:22:26,080
Head of a hurricane.

4736
03:22:27,080 --> 03:22:29,080
Thank you very much there to Ran Ran Roo.

4737
03:22:29,080 --> 03:22:31,080
For that tip that came up.

4738
03:22:31,080 --> 03:22:33,080
We never said anything.

4739
03:22:33,080 --> 03:22:35,080
Sometimes we're in the eye of the storm.

4740
03:22:35,080 --> 03:22:38,080
Sometimes the play is just too much to handle.

4741
03:22:39,080 --> 03:22:40,080
And we miss it.

4742
03:22:40,080 --> 03:22:43,080
But we will always, always, always make sure we get to you.

4743
03:22:44,080 --> 03:22:46,080
And do let us know if we don't.

4744
03:22:47,080 --> 03:22:48,080
Because...

4745
03:22:49,080 --> 03:22:51,080
It means a lot to us guys.

4746
03:22:52,080 --> 03:22:53,080
It certainly does.

4747
03:22:53,080 --> 03:22:57,080
As Spain are dispossessed now in this crucial part of the pitch.

4748
03:22:58,080 --> 03:23:00,080
Now Ireland have four men running forward.

4749
03:23:00,080 --> 03:23:01,080
Four men.

4750
03:23:01,080 --> 03:23:02,080
Looking to maraud here.

4751
03:23:02,080 --> 03:23:03,080
Maraud now.

4752
03:23:04,080 --> 03:23:05,080
Maraud!

4753
03:23:05,080 --> 03:23:06,080
Marauders!

4754
03:23:09,080 --> 03:23:10,080
Hurrahan.

4755
03:23:11,080 --> 03:23:12,080
Back again.

4756
03:23:13,080 --> 03:23:14,080
In the Renum again.

4757
03:23:15,080 --> 03:23:16,080
Hurrahan.

4758
03:23:17,080 --> 03:23:18,080
Free from desire.

4759
03:23:18,080 --> 03:23:19,080
That's the stuff.

4760
03:23:19,080 --> 03:23:20,080
That's the stuff.

4761
03:23:20,080 --> 03:23:21,080
That's the stuff.

4762
03:23:21,080 --> 03:23:22,080
That's the stuff.

4763
03:23:22,080 --> 03:23:23,080
That's the stuff.

4764
03:23:23,080 --> 03:23:24,080
That's the stuff.

4765
03:23:24,080 --> 03:23:25,080
That's the stuff.

4766
03:23:25,080 --> 03:23:26,080
That's the stuff.

4767
03:23:26,080 --> 03:23:27,080
That's the stuff.

4768
03:23:27,080 --> 03:23:28,080
That's the stuff.

4769
03:23:28,080 --> 03:23:29,080
Hold a kid.

4770
03:23:29,080 --> 03:23:30,080
Hold a hand.

4771
03:23:30,080 --> 03:23:31,080
That's the stuff.

4772
03:23:31,080 --> 03:23:32,080
Hold a hand.

4773
03:23:32,080 --> 03:23:33,080
Stick the bar in the back of the sack.

4774
03:23:33,080 --> 03:23:34,080
That's the stuff.

4775
03:23:34,080 --> 03:23:35,080
Hold a hand.

4776
03:23:35,080 --> 03:23:36,080
Stick the bar in the back of the sack.

4777
03:23:36,080 --> 03:23:37,080
That's the stuff.

4778
03:23:37,080 --> 03:23:38,080
Hold a hand.

4779
03:23:39,080 --> 03:23:51,740
I'll go on to the file again fuck the holiday let's book the holiday like fuck the cover get on the

4780
03:23:51,740 --> 03:23:59,280
plane get on the plane fuck the cover thanks Tommy for that lovely bit of free from desire sort of

4781
03:23:59,280 --> 03:24:07,220
stuff putting a bit of fire into the bush with that and making us all feel cozy at home cozy

4782
03:24:07,220 --> 03:24:15,980
glow coal I feel like a lovely little lump of cozy glow coal which is radiating an orange hot glow why

4783
03:24:15,980 --> 03:24:24,500
because I've just warmed myself up beside the fireplace of gold courtesy of your man for a hand

4784
03:24:24,500 --> 03:24:29,960
there look at this guy poor hand in the middle again can he do it must be he must be he does me

4785
03:24:29,960 --> 03:24:39,800
it's two nil to Ireland it's two nil to Ireland come on boys free from desire boys

4786
03:24:41,720 --> 03:24:49,340
come on the boys stick the ball in the back of the sack come on the boys green stick the boys in the back of the sack

4787
03:24:49,340 --> 03:24:59,660
come on lovely ball from Hendrick finds my gold Rick horror hand making runs

4788
03:25:01,100 --> 03:25:02,680
Horror Han is making runs.

4789
03:25:04,680 --> 03:25:06,560
Horror Han is making runs.

4790
03:25:08,400 --> 03:25:10,160
Horror Han is making runs.

4791
03:25:10,380 --> 03:25:11,960
Stick that ball in the back of the sack.

4792
03:25:12,960 --> 03:25:16,600
The Horror, Horror, Horror King Horror Han is in the back.

4793
03:25:16,720 --> 03:25:19,400
The Horror King Horror Han is in the back.

4794
03:25:19,660 --> 03:25:20,400
Back of the lads.

4795
03:25:21,640 --> 03:25:23,060
The referee has blowed.

4796
03:25:23,620 --> 03:25:27,540
The referee has given a big massive blow on his magic whistle.

4797
03:25:27,540 --> 03:25:33,520
And the pig and thistle have asked whether or not you can do a bit of cover work in the bar.

4798
03:25:34,800 --> 03:25:35,240
Undercover.

4799
03:25:35,740 --> 03:25:36,720
To cover a lad shift.

4800
03:25:36,940 --> 03:25:38,260
But the bar is open in undercover.

4801
03:25:38,900 --> 03:25:41,660
And it's over in Brighton.

4802
03:25:42,020 --> 03:25:44,660
And they want to know if you can go over to do that Tommy.

4803
03:25:45,560 --> 03:25:46,980
I'm not doing any bar work anymore.

4804
03:25:47,620 --> 03:25:48,500
I'm only supping.

4805
03:25:49,640 --> 03:25:51,240
I'm sure there'll pee you in pines Tom.

4806
03:25:51,860 --> 03:25:52,580
Where is it?

4807
03:25:53,240 --> 03:25:55,900
It says here in the message pig and thistle.

4808
03:25:56,640 --> 03:25:57,600
Over in Brighton.

4809
03:25:59,020 --> 03:25:59,400
Nah.

4810
03:26:00,120 --> 03:26:01,980
I lived over in London.

4811
03:26:02,460 --> 03:26:04,880
I was over in Brighton before doing a bit of work as well.

4812
03:26:05,480 --> 03:26:05,760
Never.

4813
03:26:06,260 --> 03:26:07,080
It's not my cup of tea.

4814
03:26:07,160 --> 03:26:07,600
I don't really.

4815
03:26:08,200 --> 03:26:09,040
I'm at home now.

4816
03:26:09,300 --> 03:26:10,920
Like you know my working days are behind me.

4817
03:26:11,660 --> 03:26:13,080
I'm just all about the slugging now.

4818
03:26:13,820 --> 03:26:14,060
Well.

4819
03:26:14,480 --> 03:26:15,420
Slug on.

4820
03:26:16,280 --> 03:26:16,940
With me.

4821
03:26:17,980 --> 03:26:23,460
You wouldn't know how much I wanted you to slug even if I wanted to.

4822
03:26:23,660 --> 03:26:24,880
And McLean is here now.

4823
03:26:24,960 --> 03:26:27,100
He's looking to get who would you believe.

4824
03:26:27,420 --> 03:26:28,600
But your man the Hurricane.

4825
03:26:28,680 --> 03:26:28,900
Hurricane.

4826
03:26:28,900 --> 03:26:29,740
He's on the way again.

4827
03:26:29,820 --> 03:26:31,280
He's got a little bit of supporting space with him.

4828
03:26:31,500 --> 03:26:32,100
McLean is back.

4829
03:26:32,260 --> 03:26:32,840
McLean is back.

4830
03:26:33,100 --> 03:26:34,480
He tries to thread the ball through to McGoldrick.

4831
03:26:34,680 --> 03:26:37,180
But it's the Spanish lads who sweep up crumbs.

4832
03:26:38,340 --> 03:26:42,180
Like a really great diligent bunch of cleaners doing a great job.

4833
03:26:42,480 --> 03:26:45,780
And he's tried an unprecedented strange COVID times.

4834
03:26:45,940 --> 03:26:49,300
And Ireland looking to build up steam with a grain of rice again.

4835
03:26:49,440 --> 03:26:50,800
And it's DJ Shadow now.

4836
03:26:51,000 --> 03:26:52,920
He's managed to try and shadow play.

4837
03:26:53,320 --> 03:26:55,320
There's a lot of shadow puppet works going on.

4838
03:26:55,400 --> 03:27:00,420
Alex Turner from the Arctic Spunkies was in tune earlier on.

4839
03:27:00,460 --> 03:27:01,180
He said look lads.

4840
03:27:01,220 --> 03:27:01,960
It's a great show.

4841
03:27:02,080 --> 03:27:03,100
And I want to see you do well.

4842
03:27:03,960 --> 03:27:06,260
And there was a handball I'd say there from your man.

4843
03:27:07,180 --> 03:27:07,820
Ref never blew.

4844
03:27:08,740 --> 03:27:10,600
And I tell you what never did happen.

4845
03:27:10,600 --> 03:27:12,540
The Spanish never turned up today it seems.

4846
03:27:12,680 --> 03:27:15,540
Because they've gone absolutely chaos emerald on it.

4847
03:27:16,100 --> 03:27:16,900
And for a hand.

4848
03:27:17,240 --> 03:27:17,920
Dispossesses man.

4849
03:27:18,020 --> 03:27:19,060
McLean gets a little.

4850
03:27:19,600 --> 03:27:20,480
Sensual ball in.

4851
03:27:20,540 --> 03:27:22,100
But it's blocked by the Spaniard.

4852
03:27:22,680 --> 03:27:25,760
And it's the Spaniard again who takes control of the peloton.

4853
03:27:26,180 --> 03:27:29,220
And he's managed to move it into a real changing area.

4854
03:27:29,740 --> 03:27:30,720
And David Bowie's changes.

4855
03:27:31,400 --> 03:27:33,100
Lovely bit of head work there.

4856
03:27:33,220 --> 03:27:34,360
And he's a real header of the ball.

4857
03:27:34,420 --> 03:27:36,120
Who managed to get the ball back to Randolph.

4858
03:27:36,200 --> 03:27:38,000
The red hand reindeer.

4859
03:27:38,160 --> 03:27:38,840
Who isn't a reindeer.

4860
03:27:38,840 --> 03:27:40,060
He isn't a loyalist.

4861
03:27:40,200 --> 03:27:41,100
And it's cokey.

4862
03:27:41,860 --> 03:27:43,300
He's trying to do the hokey cokey there.

4863
03:27:43,540 --> 03:27:47,160
Ended up trying to give Glenn Whelan's ankle a taste of his own medicine.

4864
03:27:48,000 --> 03:27:49,400
And Whelan's looking shocked.

4865
03:27:49,660 --> 03:27:50,300
Shell shocked.

4866
03:27:51,580 --> 03:27:52,640
And rightly so.

4867
03:27:55,140 --> 03:27:57,400
Because we have been ruled against here.

4868
03:27:57,480 --> 03:27:59,820
And Asensio has come on for Saul Bello.

4869
03:28:00,820 --> 03:28:04,740
And it looks as though a lofted Alfonso ball is in.

4870
03:28:04,800 --> 03:28:06,260
And it looks like cured meat.

4871
03:28:08,160 --> 03:28:08,640
Chorizo.

4872
03:28:09,640 --> 03:28:10,460
Spanish ham.

4873
03:28:10,540 --> 03:28:11,040
Jamon.

4874
03:28:12,480 --> 03:28:13,480
Patates bravas.

4875
03:28:14,980 --> 03:28:15,720
Tap arse.

4876
03:28:17,060 --> 03:28:18,640
Love a bit of Spanish tap arse.

4877
03:28:19,560 --> 03:28:20,100
Calamary.

4878
03:28:21,240 --> 03:28:22,120
Patates bravas.

4879
03:28:24,780 --> 03:28:25,340
Scrumptious.

4880
03:28:26,200 --> 03:28:28,740
Would you be a man of soup yourself Tom?

4881
03:28:29,420 --> 03:28:29,700
Yep.

4882
03:28:29,960 --> 03:28:30,540
Soup of the day.

4883
03:28:30,640 --> 03:28:31,060
Every day.

4884
03:28:31,140 --> 03:28:31,920
35 times.

4885
03:28:33,620 --> 03:28:34,800
You mean to tell me.

4886
03:28:35,480 --> 03:28:38,240
You eat 35 bowls of soup.

4887
03:28:40,480 --> 03:28:41,260
A day.

4888
03:28:42,140 --> 03:28:43,100
Like farmhouse veg.

4889
03:28:44,700 --> 03:28:44,960
Nope.

4890
03:28:45,280 --> 03:28:46,920
35 soups of the day.

4891
03:28:47,140 --> 03:28:47,820
From the tap.

4892
03:28:48,580 --> 03:28:49,200
Johnny's bar.

4893
03:28:50,780 --> 03:28:53,260
You should see the distance between the keg and the pump.

4894
03:28:53,640 --> 03:28:54,580
Very little distance.

4895
03:28:55,480 --> 03:28:57,200
Best pint in the country.

4896
03:28:57,360 --> 03:28:58,140
By a country mile.

4897
03:28:58,560 --> 03:28:59,020
And also.

4898
03:29:00,040 --> 03:29:01,500
Comes out of that tap like milk.

4899
03:29:02,620 --> 03:29:03,400
Dish like milk.

4900
03:29:04,780 --> 03:29:07,580
Sounds like an absolute stout dream.

4901
03:29:07,700 --> 03:29:12,300
As these boys try and dream work their way into Steven Spielberg's last nightmare.

4902
03:29:13,040 --> 03:29:14,060
And it looks as though.

4903
03:29:14,780 --> 03:29:18,520
A lovely bit of Freddy Krueger work has gone down on the pitch in the training ground.

4904
03:29:18,600 --> 03:29:19,540
They've learnt that somewhere.

4905
03:29:20,020 --> 03:29:21,460
But they didn't learn it off by heart.

4906
03:29:21,520 --> 03:29:23,660
Because when it came time to recite it in the exam.

4907
03:29:24,400 --> 03:29:25,220
They fucked it up.

4908
03:29:25,620 --> 03:29:29,040
Maybe a new monarch would have been necessary for them to remember.

4909
03:29:31,120 --> 03:29:31,560
McLean.

4910
03:29:32,700 --> 03:29:34,760
Gives a clean load to McGoldrick.

4911
03:29:34,760 --> 03:29:37,480
McGoldrick shimmies it out of Hendrick.

4912
03:29:37,760 --> 03:29:38,200
Horahan.

4913
03:29:38,700 --> 03:29:40,320
Lovely jinking play.

4914
03:29:41,200 --> 03:29:41,800
Horahan.

4915
03:29:42,760 --> 03:29:43,240
Horahan.

4916
03:29:44,040 --> 03:29:45,400
And there it is.

4917
03:29:47,600 --> 03:29:49,260
The script has been written.

4918
03:29:50,740 --> 03:29:52,160
It's been torn up.

4919
03:29:52,880 --> 03:29:54,040
It's been rewritten again.

4920
03:29:54,660 --> 03:29:56,580
It's been burnt at the stake.

4921
03:29:57,540 --> 03:30:00,160
And then for a third time it was rewritten again.

4922
03:30:00,240 --> 03:30:01,020
A third draft.

4923
03:30:02,520 --> 03:30:03,880
And it's that man.

4924
03:30:04,140 --> 03:30:04,540
Horahan.

4925
03:30:04,540 --> 03:30:07,760
Who steps up and says.

4926
03:30:07,760 --> 03:30:08,660
Yes I can.

4927
03:30:09,000 --> 03:30:10,180
Do the can-can.

4928
03:30:10,420 --> 03:30:11,720
When no other man.

4929
03:30:11,960 --> 03:30:12,700
Can-can.

4930
03:30:13,100 --> 03:30:13,720
Do a can.

4931
03:30:14,020 --> 03:30:14,740
Do the can-can.

4932
03:30:15,700 --> 03:30:17,020
No one can do the can-can.

4933
03:30:17,880 --> 03:30:19,220
Exacto mundo baby.

4934
03:30:19,600 --> 03:30:24,900
As Thiago comes on to replace the disillusioned and dejected and depressed.

4935
03:30:24,900 --> 03:30:27,500
cookie. And the final

4936
03:30:27,500 --> 03:30:29,480
wish will go. It's a hat

4937
03:30:29,480 --> 03:30:31,080
trick hero, Hurrahan,

4938
03:30:31,360 --> 03:30:33,560
who sends his country into the World Cup

4939
03:30:33,560 --> 03:30:35,460
final. Ireland are going

4940
03:30:35,460 --> 03:30:37,620
to the place where dreams are made

4941
03:30:37,620 --> 03:30:39,700
or even nightmares are created

4942
03:30:39,700 --> 03:30:41,560
at the same time. We've had two

4943
03:30:41,560 --> 03:30:43,220
nightmares over the past couple of days.

4944
03:30:43,540 --> 03:30:45,580
We don't want to have another bad dream again.

4945
03:30:46,100 --> 03:30:47,660
But whatever the weather,

4946
03:30:47,660 --> 03:30:49,820
Tommy, you have to say, the boys

4947
03:30:49,820 --> 03:30:51,760
absolutely pulled

4948
03:30:51,760 --> 03:30:53,740
it out of the bag again

4949
03:30:53,740 --> 03:30:55,660
and again and

4950
03:30:55,660 --> 03:30:57,420
again three times

4951
03:30:57,420 --> 03:30:58,800
in the same match.

4952
03:30:59,480 --> 03:31:00,400
Unbelievable.

4953
03:31:01,580 --> 03:31:02,920
Absolutely fantastic.

4954
03:31:04,360 --> 03:31:05,360
It's pure,

4955
03:31:05,540 --> 03:31:07,180
pure, utter

4956
03:31:07,180 --> 03:31:08,540
desire.

4957
03:31:09,880 --> 03:31:11,540
It's fantastic.

4958
03:31:12,260 --> 03:31:13,220
It's elastic.

4959
03:31:13,860 --> 03:31:15,120
And we're going for gold.

4960
03:31:15,120 --> 03:31:17,360
A massive golden trophy

4961
03:31:17,360 --> 03:31:19,260
is going to be coming home to Dublin.

4962
03:31:19,980 --> 03:31:21,420
There's going to be street

4963
03:31:21,420 --> 03:31:22,020
parades.

4964
03:31:22,580 --> 03:31:25,160
COVID-19 off the list for a week.

4965
03:31:26,080 --> 03:31:27,820
Pure fucking down the pub crack.

4966
03:31:28,260 --> 03:31:29,260
Day in, day out.

4967
03:31:30,560 --> 03:31:31,620
Are you watching England?

4968
03:31:32,440 --> 03:31:34,280
Are you watching us get to the final?

4969
03:31:35,440 --> 03:31:37,560
We're going where you couldn't get to yourselves.

4970
03:31:38,980 --> 03:31:40,260
You got moderished.

4971
03:31:42,260 --> 03:31:43,740
You got moderished out of it.

4972
03:31:44,240 --> 03:31:46,560
And we're going to modify the world standings.

4973
03:31:46,700 --> 03:31:47,520
FIFA Rankins.

4974
03:31:48,280 --> 03:31:49,760
Don't even come at us.

4975
03:31:50,160 --> 03:31:51,560
Novels by Paul Rankin.

4976
03:31:52,500 --> 03:31:53,460
Ian Rankin, sorry.

4977
03:31:53,560 --> 03:31:54,700
Not the chef, Paul Rankin.

4978
03:31:57,280 --> 03:31:58,640
Unbelievable scenes here.

4979
03:31:59,760 --> 03:32:00,920
Unbelievable scenes.

4980
03:32:01,920 --> 03:32:04,360
And thank you so much to Super C.

4981
03:32:04,360 --> 03:32:06,460
It means so much to us here

4982
03:32:06,460 --> 03:32:09,320
as we navigate our way

4983
03:32:09,320 --> 03:32:12,260
through a tumultuous FIFA World Cup tournament

4984
03:32:12,260 --> 03:32:14,620
with these lads who were battered,

4985
03:32:14,700 --> 03:32:15,760
bruised in the press.

4986
03:32:16,620 --> 03:32:17,620
They were written off.

4987
03:32:18,220 --> 03:32:18,900
Written off.

4988
03:32:19,660 --> 03:32:21,420
Told to pack the bags

4989
03:32:21,420 --> 03:32:22,240
and go home early.

4990
03:32:23,200 --> 03:32:24,640
But they stuck at it.

4991
03:32:25,740 --> 03:32:26,920
They knew in their hearts

4992
03:32:26,920 --> 03:32:27,840
that they had it in them.

4993
03:32:28,260 --> 03:32:29,640
They kept the fire burning.

4994
03:32:30,880 --> 03:32:31,880
Brick it after brick it.

4995
03:32:32,460 --> 03:32:33,680
Lump of coal after coal.

4996
03:32:34,020 --> 03:32:34,860
Steak after steak.

4997
03:32:35,740 --> 03:32:36,860
Right into the furnace.

4998
03:32:38,040 --> 03:32:39,100
And it's going all night

4999
03:32:39,100 --> 03:32:40,360
and it's going all the way to the final.

5000
03:32:41,200 --> 03:32:42,160
Don't go away.

5001
03:32:42,700 --> 03:32:43,660
Thank you so much.

5002
03:32:43,840 --> 03:32:44,480
Stay safe.

5003
03:32:44,480 --> 03:32:46,420
Stay safe, Adam, for your tip.

5004
03:32:47,640 --> 03:32:50,020
And also check for human rights abuse.

5005
03:32:51,080 --> 03:32:52,320
Don't worry about that.

5006
03:32:52,760 --> 03:32:53,500
We're in Qatar.

5007
03:32:54,100 --> 03:32:56,720
There's no human rights being abused here.

5008
03:32:57,520 --> 03:32:59,460
Qatar's the place where human rights were born.

5009
03:33:00,240 --> 03:33:00,880
And I tell you,

5010
03:33:01,520 --> 03:33:03,000
it'll be the place where they die.

5011
03:33:04,520 --> 03:33:06,160
Stay with us for the World Cup final.

5012
03:33:06,480 --> 03:33:07,600
It's all to play for.

5013
03:33:07,600 --> 03:33:37,580
With Dongen.

5014
03:33:37,580 --> 03:34:07,560
How's it going guys? What an amazing night of soccer, sumptuous soccer action here at the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 with me, Conor Williams on New York New. And it's Austria 1, Belgium 2. After extra time, the other final, we know what it's going to be. A repeat of last year's yesterday, I beg your pardon, yesterday evening's European Cup final between Belgium and Ireland. It's going to happen again guys.

5015
03:34:07,560 --> 03:34:24,780
We know what's ahead of us. We know who to clamp down on and who to run into the ground. It's the Lukaku, it's the Eden Hazard, it's the Batis Wahi or whatever his name is. Mertens, Witzel, Vertongen.

5016
03:34:24,780 --> 03:34:41,300
*Hitongan*

5017
03:34:43,940 --> 03:34:48,140
Hear ye, hear ye who feast upon the gift of the goose.

5018
03:34:48,780 --> 03:34:54,020
A solid Faberge egg was shot out at noon song this morn.

5019
03:34:54,020 --> 03:35:12,580
We clasped its clutch inside its basket of pains. When it came back, it could sniff that the digits had touched the eggshell, and that the goose, which was fresh out of its arse this morning, was as good as dead to it now. We revived the little fella.

5020
03:35:12,580 --> 03:35:18,840
We brought him back to an ornithologist who stuck him in a fucking wind atrium at 70 kilometers an hour.

5021
03:35:19,600 --> 03:35:22,720
They said the wind would do him good and build his character,

5022
03:35:23,200 --> 03:35:25,900
for his journey without his mother was going to be a tough one.

5023
03:35:26,760 --> 03:35:32,880
Once that happened, we stuck him in the arse of the fucking Zurichmobile and spun him around at 50 degrees.

5024
03:35:33,880 --> 03:35:37,340
We used a non-liquid, non-biodetergent too.

5025
03:35:37,340 --> 03:35:39,700
When he came out, he was fucked.

5026
03:35:40,140 --> 03:35:43,740
But he was still alive, which was great news for us.

5027
03:35:44,980 --> 03:35:47,460
Listen, do you know any bets?

5028
03:35:55,900 --> 03:35:57,540
John, how's it going, bud?

5029
03:35:57,820 --> 03:35:58,400
You got a moment?

5030
03:35:58,680 --> 03:36:02,080
I think you're a bloody good guy, and I think you've got a lot of potential.

5031
03:36:02,800 --> 03:36:03,860
You're fired, John.

5032
03:36:04,960 --> 03:36:06,680
I don't want to fucking do this, pup.

5033
03:36:07,000 --> 03:36:09,300
Your performance is a shit show of the last month.

5034
03:36:09,680 --> 03:36:10,760
You're not pulling you out, man.

5035
03:36:10,900 --> 03:36:12,320
You're trying to make a mug out of me.

5036
03:36:13,400 --> 03:36:14,460
I'm not a mug bud.

5037
03:36:15,140 --> 03:36:16,740
I'm not a fucking mud mug either.

5038
03:36:17,860 --> 03:36:18,860
I'm not a mug buddy.

5039
03:36:19,560 --> 03:36:21,560
I don't know if you're a mud mug yourself.

5040
03:36:22,060 --> 03:36:22,700
Or mud bug.

5041
03:36:23,360 --> 03:36:24,220
Fucking bud.

5042
03:36:24,420 --> 03:36:25,480
I'm not a mug bud.

5043
03:36:25,480 --> 03:36:27,360
You're trying to make a mug.

5044
03:36:27,360 --> 03:36:29,760
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.

5045
03:36:34,760 --> 03:36:38,740
You join us again for the tooth spookler.

5046
03:36:39,500 --> 03:36:41,320
Vodafone O'Hignessy.

5047
03:36:41,320 --> 03:36:44,780
Who learned how to egg back in the Eggy Rock days.

5048
03:36:44,780 --> 03:36:47,540
When lads were yoking egg and white.

5049
03:36:48,160 --> 03:36:49,840
Left white and scrambled.

5050
03:36:50,840 --> 03:36:58,220
It was a seven-by spoofer which landed encased, ensconced in the Welsh breadbasket of truth and destiny.

5051
03:36:59,000 --> 03:37:05,060
A flat pack scrummage from the Ballymum Brummage saw to it that the ball did cross the line.

5052
03:37:05,060 --> 03:37:07,400
And a grounding did take place.

5053
03:37:08,360 --> 03:37:09,600
Vidref says yes.

5054
03:37:10,460 --> 03:37:13,260
Vidref always says yes.

5055
03:37:13,980 --> 03:37:20,960
When the truth ball is passed over the line of honesty.

5056
03:37:20,960 --> 03:37:22,340
The whistle blows.

5057
03:37:22,520 --> 03:37:22,980
The peep.

5058
03:37:23,080 --> 03:37:23,580
The feep.

5059
03:37:23,780 --> 03:37:25,840
Relentless backdoor creepery.

5060
03:37:26,000 --> 03:37:27,280
And here they are again.

5061
03:37:27,640 --> 03:37:31,300
Slamming egg against ground like Mighty Mighty Meg.

5062
03:37:33,300 --> 03:37:37,560
Humpty Dumpty got five-finger discounted over the line.

5063
03:37:38,540 --> 03:37:41,400
And it seems as though there is not a proper grounding.

5064
03:37:41,540 --> 03:37:43,100
Let's go to the Gilbert Grapecam.

5065
03:37:44,080 --> 03:37:46,060
He just loses the ball there as he goes down.

5066
03:37:46,140 --> 03:37:47,640
The referee has said no try.

5067
03:37:48,180 --> 03:37:51,640
Ireland just hammering the Welsh beasts now.

5068
03:37:51,760 --> 03:37:54,160
Making them look like schoolboy errors.

5069
03:37:54,480 --> 03:37:55,780
Glitches in the machine.

5070
03:37:56,500 --> 03:37:59,960
Barmy old farm stock that should have been put out to pasture.

5071
03:38:00,520 --> 03:38:02,000
Like an old ass.

5072
03:38:02,280 --> 03:38:03,620
Which has been left in a field.

5073
03:38:04,620 --> 03:38:07,260
For some grant or something that the government will give you.

5074
03:38:07,780 --> 03:38:09,100
In other news.

5075
03:38:09,340 --> 03:38:12,340
I am going to be receiving a brand new nameplate.

5076
03:38:12,660 --> 03:38:13,840
For our new house.

5077
03:38:14,140 --> 03:38:15,240
Which we've just bought.

5078
03:38:15,680 --> 03:38:20,120
With the proceeds of the Konzo Fund.

5079
03:38:20,660 --> 03:38:24,100
Which was given to me by my great great great grandfather.

5080
03:38:24,840 --> 03:38:26,260
Konzino Esquire.

5081
03:38:26,260 --> 03:38:27,680
The ninth pod.

5082
03:38:27,680 --> 03:38:29,320
He left that for me.

5083
03:38:29,760 --> 03:38:31,100
I'm going to put it to good use.

5084
03:38:31,760 --> 03:38:32,500
You're all invited.

5085
03:38:32,980 --> 03:38:34,200
But none of you are welcome.

5086
03:38:34,600 --> 03:38:36,280
To the house party warm up.

5087
03:38:36,500 --> 03:38:43,840
Connor Connor Connor Connor Connor Connor Connor Connor Connor

5088
03:38:43,840 --> 03:38:44,960
Are you afraid?

5089
03:38:44,960 --> 03:38:46,060
I'm not afraid at all.

5090
03:38:46,060 --> 03:38:47,340
Are you afraid?

5091
03:38:47,340 --> 03:38:48,640
I think that everyone's afraid.

5092
03:38:48,640 --> 03:38:51,560
What about you? You worried about this?

5093
03:38:51,560 --> 03:38:53,060
I'm not too worried.

5094
03:38:53,060 --> 03:38:55,260
Look are you afraid or you're not?

5095
03:38:55,260 --> 03:38:56,400
I'm not afraid.

5096
03:38:56,400 --> 03:38:59,200
Good stuff. That place looks depressing.

5097
03:39:02,340 --> 03:39:30,180
The new pizza is a good pizza range. Bring pizza home. Make sweet pizza for pizza friend. Out of oven. Eat and kiss. Share in bed. Pizza for your girl. It's a new good pizza from Conzino. It's Conzino's Stone Baked.

5098
03:39:30,180 --> 03:39:33,440
Papa Winner.

5099
03:39:33,440 --> 03:40:03,420
Papa Winner.

5100
03:40:03,420 --> 03:40:33,400
Papa Winner.

5101
03:40:33,400 --> 03:40:38,680
champ he is and knows he is. Well done Ludog! We're about to crack open the goose back at the pit

5102
03:40:38,680 --> 03:40:59,400
jackpot and ready to levitate. Woo! Yeah! Go on Ludog! Give it to the Mexicans! Ludog, loopy Ludog, won the race yeah! The race in Mexico and the human race. He's won that race as well out in Mexico with the Lazzatol carnage yeah Ludog,

5103
03:40:59,400 --> 03:41:24,400
loopy Ludog, big sombrero, gang signs cultural appropriation yeah! Welcome back everyone to the World Cup final between Belgium and Ireland. We're about to get underway here and nobody thought we could do this nobody thought we'd get this far a lot of cool people have made some great things happen tonight. Not so much the squad the team as well Tommy Schlug.

5104
03:41:24,400 --> 03:41:51,400
Unbelievable! Look at that just as we're talking now. Zach McMullen with 2022. Uh tip. Unbelievable Zach thank you very much. Thank you very much Zach. That's very very kind of you and everyone else who's tipped away as well. I don't think Blue Sky. Uh did we did we say thank you to Blue Sky? I can't remember during the during the game. It was a lot happening but if not then there you go. Thank you very much.

5105
03:41:51,400 --> 03:42:20,400
Uh very kind of you guys and mayo for Sam. Ireland for world. The message there from Mr. Zach. The Mac. The Mac is back. Mac. Mac back in the sack. Mac Mullen. Um and it's time to move on. Swiftly. To the uh the main course of tonight. Brought to you by Qatar. The people of Qatar are very proud to host everyone for this World Cup.

5106
03:42:20,400 --> 03:42:22,680
it's been a clean world cup

5107
03:42:22,680 --> 03:42:24,200
from start to finish

5108
03:42:24,200 --> 03:42:25,300
zero

5109
03:42:25,300 --> 03:42:28,700
bad kind of

5110
03:42:28,700 --> 03:42:30,080
backhanded

5111
03:42:30,080 --> 03:42:32,540
bribish kind of behaviour

5112
03:42:32,540 --> 03:42:33,660
zero none of that

5113
03:42:33,660 --> 03:42:36,520
or at least none of which has been

5114
03:42:36,520 --> 03:42:38,600
reported on so even if it

5115
03:42:38,600 --> 03:42:40,520
has been done it's been done

5116
03:42:40,520 --> 03:42:42,400
well enough that you couldn't

5117
03:42:42,400 --> 03:42:44,440
beck and pin it to the table like you know

5118
03:42:44,440 --> 03:42:46,360
you gotta hand it to them

5119
03:42:46,360 --> 03:42:47,880
they know how to

5120
03:42:47,880 --> 03:42:49,620
to hide it

5121
03:42:49,620 --> 03:42:52,220
they really know how to hide it well

5122
03:42:52,220 --> 03:42:54,860
but they're not hiding anything Tom remember

5123
03:42:54,860 --> 03:42:56,880
remember what they said

5124
03:42:56,880 --> 03:42:58,240
about the holiday after the tournament

5125
03:42:58,240 --> 03:42:59,580
remember that Tom

5126
03:42:59,580 --> 03:43:02,680
I'd like to just rescind my comments there about them hiding

5127
03:43:02,680 --> 03:43:03,780
but the only thing they're hiding

5128
03:43:03,780 --> 03:43:06,560
is how bloody nice they are as

5129
03:43:06,560 --> 03:43:08,680
people and how

5130
03:43:08,680 --> 03:43:09,880
this is a legit

5131
03:43:09,880 --> 03:43:12,860
legitimate place to host

5132
03:43:12,860 --> 03:43:14,740
and you know do all that you

5133
03:43:14,740 --> 03:43:16,900
okay Tommy you're digging

5134
03:43:16,900 --> 03:43:18,840
deeper there my friend and it's not gonna get

5135
03:43:18,840 --> 03:43:20,660
any better but thank you very much anyway to

5136
03:43:20,660 --> 03:43:22,700
Zach McMullen and oh my god

5137
03:43:22,700 --> 03:43:24,820
Jesus Christ

5138
03:43:24,820 --> 03:43:28,500
if it's not the trophy I'm amazed at

5139
03:43:28,500 --> 03:43:28,840
it's

5140
03:43:28,840 --> 03:43:30,560
it's Joe McGann

5141
03:43:30,560 --> 03:43:32,780
Joe McGann

5142
03:43:32,780 --> 03:43:34,000
thank you man

5143
03:43:34,000 --> 03:43:36,880
that's very very kind of you

5144
03:43:36,880 --> 03:43:41,500
I'm just hoping we can really pull it out of the bag for

5145
03:43:41,500 --> 03:43:46,140
for Joe now and Zach and everyone who has the back of the stream

5146
03:43:46,140 --> 03:43:47,840
open the pubs boys

5147
03:43:47,840 --> 03:43:52,820
please everybody stand for the action anthem now

5148
03:43:52,820 --> 03:44:22,800
We'll be right back.

5149
03:44:22,800 --> 03:44:52,780
We'll be right back.

5150
03:44:52,780 --> 03:45:22,760
We'll be right back.

5151
03:45:22,760 --> 03:45:52,740
We'll be right back.

5152
03:45:52,740 --> 03:45:54,880
We're going to get a little bit more wilder.

5153
03:45:56,080 --> 03:45:56,540
That's right.

5154
03:45:57,400 --> 03:45:58,820
I said it before the last day.

5155
03:46:00,060 --> 03:46:02,680
I said it again the next day.

5156
03:46:03,100 --> 03:46:04,300
And I'll say it again today.

5157
03:46:05,060 --> 03:46:05,600
It's wet.

5158
03:46:06,120 --> 03:46:06,880
It's wild.

5159
03:46:07,720 --> 03:46:08,360
It's Ireland.

5160
03:46:09,220 --> 03:46:09,780
Come on, Ireland!

5161
03:46:10,120 --> 03:46:14,160
Down the wing they start off with Hendricks looking to make a monkey out of his man.

5162
03:46:14,460 --> 03:46:18,420
But it's bombed away by the Belgian lad at the back.

5163
03:46:19,220 --> 03:46:20,120
I don't know if it's Vertonghen.

5164
03:46:20,200 --> 03:46:20,720
We're not sure.

5165
03:46:20,800 --> 03:46:21,700
It could have been Vertonghen.

5166
03:46:22,060 --> 03:46:22,460
Vertonghen.

5167
03:46:23,000 --> 03:46:23,560
Vertonghen.

5168
03:46:24,060 --> 03:46:24,580
Vertonghen.

5169
03:46:25,140 --> 03:46:25,620
Vertonghen.

5170
03:46:26,400 --> 03:46:27,660
And it's Coleman now.

5171
03:46:27,660 --> 03:46:27,660
And it's Coleman now.

5172
03:46:28,020 --> 03:46:29,240
Throws it back to Glenn Whelan.

5173
03:46:29,480 --> 03:46:29,820
Whelan.

5174
03:46:30,480 --> 03:46:32,280
Schlices the lime over to Brady.

5175
03:46:32,380 --> 03:46:32,660
Brady.

5176
03:46:32,820 --> 03:46:33,840
He's got a little man in the area.

5177
03:46:33,920 --> 03:46:34,400
It's McGoldrick.

5178
03:46:34,500 --> 03:46:35,360
He floats the balloon in.

5179
03:46:35,400 --> 03:46:35,880
McGoldrick!

5180
03:46:37,320 --> 03:46:39,720
Shushed over the bar from McGoldrick.

5181
03:46:41,820 --> 03:46:42,720
Unbelievable stuff.

5182
03:46:43,360 --> 03:46:46,580
Great opening salvo play from Ireland.

5183
03:46:46,940 --> 03:46:51,780
Just what we need to get us pumped and get us pumped up to the game to the gills.

5184
03:46:54,640 --> 03:46:59,540
No doubt many of us watching at home, we're all pumped up to the gills at the moment on adrenaline.

5185
03:47:01,520 --> 03:47:02,000
Adrenaline.

5186
03:47:03,140 --> 03:47:04,100
And pints.

5187
03:47:05,380 --> 03:47:06,360
I don't know, Tommy.

5188
03:47:06,500 --> 03:47:09,260
I mean, not everyone is as mad for the pints as you, you know.

5189
03:47:09,320 --> 03:47:10,780
There's a new generation out there.

5190
03:47:10,780 --> 03:47:13,340
They're not, like, in the pub the whole time.

5191
03:47:14,280 --> 03:47:14,540
Yep.

5192
03:47:15,900 --> 03:47:18,860
What the hell has gone wrong with today's generation, I don't know.

5193
03:47:20,240 --> 03:47:25,080
Well, I mean, surely it's a good thing that, you know, no one's paced all day long.

5194
03:47:26,100 --> 03:47:27,900
So what else is there to be doing, like, you know?

5195
03:47:29,300 --> 03:47:32,100
Watching the ball anyway, because Hurrahan's on the move.

5196
03:47:32,180 --> 03:47:34,780
He's making runs, and he's found McLean on the wing.

5197
03:47:34,860 --> 03:47:36,220
McLean, a little bit of time here.

5198
03:47:36,260 --> 03:47:40,200
He can choose who he likes, and he chooses wisely, because it's that man again.

5199
03:47:40,760 --> 03:47:42,860
The goal, goal, goal.

5200
03:47:42,940 --> 03:47:43,880
McLean, a little bit of time.

5201
03:47:43,880 --> 03:47:46,740
Who opens his account in the World Cup final for Ireland.

5202
03:47:46,900 --> 03:47:49,000
It's Ireland 1, Belgian 0, Tommy Schlug.

5203
03:47:50,680 --> 03:47:54,220
Unbelievable scenes from that man, McLean.

5204
03:47:54,680 --> 03:47:58,020
The nation's dreams and hopes are on the back of his shoulders.

5205
03:47:58,860 --> 03:48:00,400
It's getting spicy and tasty.

5206
03:48:01,260 --> 03:48:03,180
It's getting spicy and tasty.

5207
03:48:05,460 --> 03:48:07,180
Well done there as well to McLean.

5208
03:48:07,180 --> 03:48:08,840
It's getting spicy and tasty.

5209
03:48:09,260 --> 03:48:10,200
You said that, Tom.

5210
03:48:11,160 --> 03:48:12,560
You said that three times.

5211
03:48:14,120 --> 03:48:20,740
Great move from McLean, who sent an essential postcard balloon over to his COVID counterpart,

5212
03:48:21,340 --> 03:48:35,860
who dispatched an absolute COVID-19 nightmare ball into the onion sack, rupturing a few onions when it got into there, creating tears forming underneath the eyeballs of the Belgium goalkeeper.

5213
03:48:36,280 --> 03:48:39,720
Hendrik, trying to bully the ball off his man, like a bully man.

5214
03:48:40,180 --> 03:48:41,240
Doesn't get a card for it though.

5215
03:48:41,420 --> 03:48:42,360
This is a grown-up sport.

5216
03:48:43,080 --> 03:48:46,440
You can tease and mock and you can't get away with it within reason.

5217
03:48:46,660 --> 03:48:48,380
As long as it doesn't get a bit too close to the ball.

5218
03:48:48,740 --> 03:48:51,040
Now, McLean sends the ball up to McGoldrick.

5219
03:48:51,140 --> 03:48:56,140
McGoldrick looks to float the balloon out to the right wing and it's on the far right now.

5220
03:48:56,880 --> 03:48:58,460
It's R. Brady.

5221
03:48:58,720 --> 03:49:00,400
Robbie Brady's last with the ball.

5222
03:49:00,900 --> 03:49:06,780
And the Belgian boys, they have every different kind of chocolate in their chocolate box.

5223
03:49:08,200 --> 03:49:09,920
Dark, light.

5224
03:49:10,520 --> 03:49:11,960
They have ones that have liqueur.

5225
03:49:11,960 --> 03:49:14,340
They've got the coffee ones.

5226
03:49:15,000 --> 03:49:15,200
Yep.

5227
03:49:15,440 --> 03:49:20,660
Lots of variety in their export, which is chocolate.

5228
03:49:21,960 --> 03:49:24,740
I'm trying to think of what we would be, or I suppose it would be pints.

5229
03:49:26,040 --> 03:49:26,320
Yep.

5230
03:49:28,040 --> 03:49:30,540
They've got the dark chocolate and we've got the black stuff.

5231
03:49:31,520 --> 03:49:32,340
Let's play ball.

5232
03:49:33,060 --> 03:49:34,700
Let's play ball indeed with McGoldrick.

5233
03:49:34,880 --> 03:49:36,360
Looking to play a bit of ball into McLean.

5234
03:49:36,480 --> 03:49:36,840
McLean!

5235
03:49:38,100 --> 03:49:39,200
Point blank shot there.

5236
03:49:41,000 --> 03:49:41,980
Rat-whip!

5237
03:49:41,980 --> 03:49:43,660
Cracker-snack-er-rattlesnake!

5238
03:49:43,880 --> 03:49:46,500
Came off the leg of the opposition Belgian man.

5239
03:49:47,080 --> 03:49:47,620
His name?

5240
03:49:48,480 --> 03:49:49,260
We don't know.

5241
03:49:50,280 --> 03:49:50,860
But Coleman.

5242
03:49:51,360 --> 03:49:53,520
Lays it lovely now up to Robbie Brady.

5243
03:49:53,640 --> 03:49:55,420
Robbie Brady has got support with him.

5244
03:49:55,460 --> 03:49:56,300
He's going to use it.

5245
03:49:56,340 --> 03:49:56,660
He does.

5246
03:49:56,740 --> 03:49:57,460
He gives it to Hendrick.

5247
03:49:57,540 --> 03:49:59,380
Hendrick spins the ball away in the...

5248
03:49:59,380 --> 03:49:59,880
Oof!

5249
03:50:01,000 --> 03:50:01,860
Corner of the box.

5250
03:50:01,860 --> 03:50:04,600
But Eden Hazard or one of those little fellas.

5251
03:50:04,740 --> 03:50:05,240
It's magic.

5252
03:50:06,760 --> 03:50:07,280
Mertens.

5253
03:50:07,380 --> 03:50:07,660
Is it her?

5254
03:50:07,720 --> 03:50:08,060
The Mertens.

5255
03:50:08,980 --> 03:50:09,540
Bertie.

5256
03:50:10,280 --> 03:50:11,180
Murphy, Bertie.

5257
03:50:12,420 --> 03:50:13,300
Bertie, Bertie.

5258
03:50:13,980 --> 03:50:15,060
The Bertie ball.

5259
03:50:15,840 --> 03:50:16,640
Fell over.

5260
03:50:16,900 --> 03:50:17,220
Anyway.

5261
03:50:17,440 --> 03:50:20,080
And Hendrick is going to be receiving end...

5262
03:50:20,080 --> 03:50:21,080
On the receiving end show.

5263
03:50:21,220 --> 03:50:21,520
Sorry.

5264
03:50:22,160 --> 03:50:25,660
Of a yellow card.

5265
03:50:26,940 --> 03:50:30,340
I don't think that was a yellow card offense to be honest.

5266
03:50:31,040 --> 03:50:31,420
Your man.

5267
03:50:31,800 --> 03:50:33,420
He was jumping and falling around.

5268
03:50:34,360 --> 03:50:35,240
Like a clown.

5269
03:50:37,320 --> 03:50:38,960
Save that for the circus lads.

5270
03:50:39,760 --> 03:50:42,880
Because that's the only place you're going to be getting gigs after this match.

5271
03:50:43,740 --> 03:50:44,360
That's right.

5272
03:50:44,960 --> 03:50:46,380
And I'm sorry here.

5273
03:50:46,440 --> 03:50:48,900
I know we're meant to remain impartial in the World Cup final.

5274
03:50:48,980 --> 03:50:50,400
When Ireland are playing in the World Cup final.

5275
03:50:51,900 --> 03:50:53,120
But it's not happening.

5276
03:50:54,040 --> 03:50:56,980
These lads are going back to the circus.

5277
03:50:57,600 --> 03:50:58,240
Fair enough.

5278
03:50:59,020 --> 03:51:06,360
Hendrick just puts a blank ball to the left hand side of the Belgian keeper.

5279
03:51:08,360 --> 03:51:12,700
And it's crazy, crazy nights here.

5280
03:51:13,400 --> 03:51:15,360
At this stadium for this match tonight.

5281
03:51:19,360 --> 03:51:20,620
Time and time again.

5282
03:51:22,060 --> 03:51:23,380
We can't be faulted.

5283
03:51:23,900 --> 03:51:26,620
For not trying to look for the back of the suction cup.

5284
03:51:27,880 --> 03:51:28,920
It's all we do.

5285
03:51:30,040 --> 03:51:30,840
Suction cupping.

5286
03:51:31,260 --> 03:51:32,260
All day, all night.

5287
03:51:32,420 --> 03:51:33,000
Pure cuppage.

5288
03:51:33,160 --> 03:51:33,360
No!

5289
03:51:34,680 --> 03:51:35,960
Battish Yahoo there.

5290
03:51:36,100 --> 03:51:38,600
With a little sumptuous head on the ball.

5291
03:51:39,480 --> 03:51:41,660
Failed to attract any traction.

5292
03:51:43,060 --> 03:51:46,460
Lovely bit of play that managed to lead up to it.

5293
03:51:46,880 --> 03:51:49,880
Great assist from that magic man out on the left.

5294
03:51:50,020 --> 03:51:51,020
Can't say it was Mertens.

5295
03:51:51,800 --> 03:51:53,220
Mertens are Bertens or something.

5296
03:51:56,280 --> 03:51:57,480
Great vision anyway.

5297
03:51:58,620 --> 03:52:06,540
And it's Randolph who will dispatch a goal kick out towards the Spanish danger box.

5298
03:52:07,540 --> 03:52:09,000
Tries to find a man Kevin De Bruyne in.

5299
03:52:09,500 --> 03:52:10,860
Lays out to Eden Hazard.

5300
03:52:10,980 --> 03:52:11,160
Eden.

5301
03:52:11,240 --> 03:52:13,960
The Garden of Eden is filled with snakes at the moment.

5302
03:52:14,220 --> 03:52:14,940
Battles Yahoo.

5303
03:52:15,320 --> 03:52:17,020
Trying to batter us down.

5304
03:52:17,120 --> 03:52:18,180
Batting down the hatches.

5305
03:52:18,640 --> 03:52:19,720
Because COVID's after you.

5306
03:52:20,060 --> 03:52:20,640
What do we do?

5307
03:52:20,700 --> 03:52:22,300
And we're losing the COVID in the middle of the pitch.

5308
03:52:22,500 --> 03:52:23,320
Too easily, lads.

5309
03:52:23,360 --> 03:52:24,800
You need to keep a hold of COVID.

5310
03:52:25,880 --> 03:52:26,600
Move it up.

5311
03:52:27,360 --> 03:52:28,640
Because we want that final.

5312
03:52:29,600 --> 03:52:30,620
We want that final.

5313
03:52:31,440 --> 03:52:32,420
And it's Hendrick now.

5314
03:52:32,680 --> 03:52:33,520
Bombing it down the wing.

5315
03:52:33,580 --> 03:52:34,940
He's got Brady on the right hand side.

5316
03:52:35,020 --> 03:52:36,720
He uses him with a lovely weighted ball.

5317
03:52:36,820 --> 03:52:38,600
Can he find Hurrahan in the middle?

5318
03:52:38,860 --> 03:52:39,260
Tries.

5319
03:52:39,380 --> 03:52:41,480
But it's come off of someone number four.

5320
03:52:41,900 --> 03:52:46,500
Still, Robbie Brady maintains composure and holds it up into the area.

5321
03:52:46,620 --> 03:52:49,480
Trying to find someone to put feet to the ball.

5322
03:52:49,940 --> 03:52:51,380
But no one's going up for it.

5323
03:52:51,420 --> 03:52:53,240
It's all headers and volleys and arms.

5324
03:52:53,900 --> 03:52:55,040
And it looks like Whelan now.

5325
03:52:55,040 --> 03:52:57,080
He's going to try a little bit of magic work in the middle.

5326
03:52:57,260 --> 03:52:58,040
Finding Hurrahan.

5327
03:52:58,160 --> 03:52:58,600
Hurrahan.

5328
03:52:58,980 --> 03:53:01,580
Right down to James McLean.

5329
03:53:01,920 --> 03:53:03,840
He's got a little bit of support from Ender Stephens.

5330
03:53:04,480 --> 03:53:07,100
But Stephens is just offside.

5331
03:53:07,400 --> 03:53:11,640
McLean, you have to say, had a little bit more time than he thought he had.

5332
03:53:11,700 --> 03:53:13,680
He could have done something different with that.

5333
03:53:14,380 --> 03:53:14,760
Indeed.

5334
03:53:15,220 --> 03:53:16,720
Maybe just roll it back.

5335
03:53:16,820 --> 03:53:17,220
Switch it.

5336
03:53:17,300 --> 03:53:17,600
180.

5337
03:53:18,300 --> 03:53:19,340
Maybe even roll it back.

5338
03:53:19,400 --> 03:53:20,760
Doesn't even have to go inside the box.

5339
03:53:20,760 --> 03:53:25,620
Like, you know, those lads lurking on the danger area could have absolutely sent a rocket into the back of the net.

5340
03:53:27,140 --> 03:53:28,800
40 minutes on the clock now.

5341
03:53:28,960 --> 03:53:32,240
Belgium looking to try and level things off here.

5342
03:53:32,680 --> 03:53:35,760
With a bit of jiggery-pokery from Eden Hazard in the center of the pitch.

5343
03:53:35,940 --> 03:53:37,620
Finds Tillymans.

5344
03:53:37,860 --> 03:53:38,380
Tillymans.

5345
03:53:38,460 --> 03:53:39,100
Over to Batishe.

5346
03:53:39,300 --> 03:53:41,000
Batishe sends a shot from Raiden.

5347
03:53:42,520 --> 03:53:45,900
Ripple cracker sacker hits the back of the net knacker.

5348
03:53:46,320 --> 03:53:49,280
The little pole thing at the back was rattling.

5349
03:53:51,000 --> 03:53:52,260
Pure rattle cage.

5350
03:53:54,260 --> 03:53:56,220
Really nice shot there from you, man.

5351
03:53:56,220 --> 03:54:00,480
It was a net ripple sacker.

5352
03:54:02,720 --> 03:54:03,760
And you gotta watch.

5353
03:54:03,840 --> 03:54:05,980
We need to have him marked big style.

5354
03:54:08,180 --> 03:54:08,680
McLean.

5355
03:54:09,320 --> 03:54:09,820
McLean.

5356
03:54:10,000 --> 03:54:11,720
Goes down to McGoldrick.

5357
03:54:11,820 --> 03:54:12,380
McGoldrick.

5358
03:54:12,780 --> 03:54:13,800
He's got time.

5359
03:54:13,900 --> 03:54:16,680
No, he brings it over the line and that's a bad little ball.

5360
03:54:21,300 --> 03:54:23,040
45 minutes have gone now.

5361
03:54:25,420 --> 03:54:28,340
Looks like the last play of the game is about to be made.

5362
03:54:28,760 --> 03:54:29,140
De Bruyne.

5363
03:54:29,300 --> 03:54:34,700
And indeed the referee blows on his magic whistle to signify the end of a first half.

5364
03:54:35,660 --> 03:54:36,660
Tommy, can you believe it?

5365
03:54:38,240 --> 03:54:38,680
Look.

5366
03:54:40,180 --> 03:54:42,520
If you just said to me now, the beginning of this tournament.

5367
03:54:43,760 --> 03:54:44,200
Ireland.

5368
03:54:44,960 --> 03:54:45,760
World Cup final.

5369
03:54:47,200 --> 03:54:47,660
Half time.

5370
03:54:48,580 --> 03:54:50,260
1-0 up against Belgium.

5371
03:54:51,240 --> 03:54:52,240
Some of that quality.

5372
03:54:52,780 --> 03:54:53,580
Kevin De Bruyne.

5373
03:54:54,600 --> 03:54:56,560
Mignolet between the stakes.

5374
03:54:57,700 --> 03:54:58,180
Witzel.

5375
03:54:58,920 --> 03:54:59,420
Hazard.

5376
03:55:00,180 --> 03:55:01,900
The names strip off the end of the tongue.

5377
03:55:02,940 --> 03:55:04,420
Never in my life would I have said.

5378
03:55:05,440 --> 03:55:05,700
Yep.

5379
03:55:06,320 --> 03:55:08,220
It's definitely gonna be in the bag by half time.

5380
03:55:08,420 --> 03:55:08,420
But...

5381
03:55:11,360 --> 03:55:12,260
We're nearly there.

5382
03:55:13,320 --> 03:55:14,640
If we can keep it lit.

5383
03:55:15,320 --> 03:55:16,760
We're gonna beat the promised land.

5384
03:55:16,760 --> 03:55:23,280
Ireland really put on a great display in this first half.

5385
03:55:24,120 --> 03:55:25,500
After Belgium took the tip.

5386
03:55:25,580 --> 03:55:28,500
It was McGoldrick who got the show on the road.

5387
03:55:29,160 --> 03:55:31,080
And put a couple of wheels on the wheelbarrow.

5388
03:55:31,960 --> 03:55:35,820
By heading a ball just close off the top of the bar, Tommy.

5389
03:55:36,960 --> 03:55:37,460
Well, yeah.

5390
03:55:37,540 --> 03:55:38,200
Just sailed over.

5391
03:55:38,360 --> 03:55:39,500
I was very unlucky for him.

5392
03:55:39,680 --> 03:55:40,720
Like, you know, he's played so well.

5393
03:55:42,540 --> 03:55:43,360
Really good guy.

5394
03:55:45,660 --> 03:55:46,520
Jimmy McLean.

5395
03:55:47,320 --> 03:55:50,320
Shweeped the balloon to McGoldrick who did what he does best.

5396
03:55:50,420 --> 03:55:53,040
You know, he just sweeps balls into sacks.

5397
03:55:54,780 --> 03:55:55,820
We've talked about it.

5398
03:55:55,880 --> 03:55:57,040
We've talked about his training regime.

5399
03:55:57,920 --> 03:56:01,040
His spending hours Mr. Miyagi style fucking kicking lampposts.

5400
03:56:02,640 --> 03:56:03,480
And making...

5401
03:56:03,480 --> 03:56:05,600
Just giving himself a stronger kick like, you know.

5402
03:56:06,160 --> 03:56:06,800
Yeah.

5403
03:56:06,800 --> 03:56:06,860
Yeah.

5404
03:56:07,460 --> 03:56:09,960
He's like, he goes out to the backyard and he...

5405
03:56:09,960 --> 03:56:12,360
Shmacks the tree trunk with his shins as well.

5406
03:56:13,180 --> 03:56:14,840
Like the Thai boys, is it?

5407
03:56:15,460 --> 03:56:16,280
Yeah, those lads.

5408
03:56:18,860 --> 03:56:20,260
He does all that kind of stuff.

5409
03:56:20,320 --> 03:56:21,600
He's there morning, noon and night, man.

5410
03:56:21,640 --> 03:56:23,720
He just lives to strike ball.

5411
03:56:25,460 --> 03:56:26,440
Balls to the wall.

5412
03:56:26,660 --> 03:56:27,660
And that was a real...

5413
03:56:28,380 --> 03:56:28,820
Whip.

5414
03:56:29,220 --> 03:56:29,560
Sacker.

5415
03:56:29,680 --> 03:56:29,980
Cracker.

5416
03:56:30,080 --> 03:56:30,440
Jacker.

5417
03:56:30,480 --> 03:56:30,760
Lular.

5418
03:56:31,700 --> 03:56:32,960
The rattle cage.

5419
03:56:33,080 --> 03:56:34,860
The Faraday cage at the back.

5420
03:56:35,940 --> 03:56:36,620
And we gaff...

5421
03:56:36,620 --> 03:56:39,480
We gaff to be scared of him, don't we, Thomas?

5422
03:56:40,820 --> 03:56:43,500
We do gaff to be scared of him because...

5423
03:56:43,500 --> 03:56:45,500
He has levelled...

5424
03:56:46,500 --> 03:56:48,300
More terror...

5425
03:56:48,300 --> 03:56:49,300
In...

5426
03:56:49,300 --> 03:56:50,960
Front of goal for Belgium.

5427
03:56:51,560 --> 03:56:52,980
And levelled it at us as well.

5428
03:56:53,300 --> 03:56:54,120
More to the point.

5429
03:56:54,880 --> 03:56:56,320
Than any of the other players.

5430
03:56:57,220 --> 03:56:58,260
He needs to be marked.

5431
03:56:58,860 --> 03:56:59,300
We need to...

5432
03:56:59,980 --> 03:57:00,300
Keep...

5433
03:57:00,660 --> 03:57:01,380
An eye on him.

5434
03:57:02,300 --> 03:57:03,300
We need to see...

5435
03:57:03,920 --> 03:57:06,120
If he has come into contact with anyone else.

5436
03:57:07,460 --> 03:57:09,300
Whether or not he has...

5437
03:57:09,300 --> 03:57:11,180
Passed terror on to them as well.

5438
03:57:11,360 --> 03:57:12,300
And we need to also...

5439
03:57:13,720 --> 03:57:16,360
Make sure he self-isolates for at least another two weeks.

5440
03:57:16,440 --> 03:57:16,960
Because...

5441
03:57:16,960 --> 03:57:17,560
He's too...

5442
03:57:17,560 --> 03:57:18,620
Terrifying in front of goal.

5443
03:57:19,800 --> 03:57:21,060
That's a nice sentiment, Tommy.

5444
03:57:21,120 --> 03:57:23,040
But there's no way Belgium are gonna...

5445
03:57:23,040 --> 03:57:25,780
Self-quarantine or self-isolate that fella.

5446
03:57:26,320 --> 03:57:28,200
Because he's actually doing...

5447
03:57:28,200 --> 03:57:29,160
Too good for them.

5448
03:57:29,640 --> 03:57:31,060
For them to be worth selling.

5449
03:57:31,140 --> 03:57:33,740
We've seen it with Sports Direct and Money Men and all them.

5450
03:57:34,200 --> 03:57:36,160
Trying to keep the fucking...

5451
03:57:36,160 --> 03:57:36,800
Place open.

5452
03:57:37,740 --> 03:57:38,140
What?

5453
03:57:38,800 --> 03:57:41,440
Your man who runs the fucking...

5454
03:57:41,440 --> 03:57:43,900
Website was making them come in and do work.

5455
03:57:45,280 --> 03:57:45,880
And...

5456
03:57:45,880 --> 03:57:47,160
He was saying it was a...

5457
03:57:47,160 --> 03:57:48,660
I'm a necessary service.

5458
03:57:49,920 --> 03:57:50,480
For what?

5459
03:57:50,480 --> 03:57:51,460
To sell jerseys?

5460
03:57:52,180 --> 03:57:52,500
Yeah.

5461
03:57:52,560 --> 03:57:53,260
He was saying that.

5462
03:57:53,980 --> 03:57:54,560
And like...

5463
03:57:54,560 --> 03:57:55,480
It's not just him.

5464
03:57:55,560 --> 03:57:56,500
Like that's a bigger...

5465
03:57:56,500 --> 03:57:57,400
That's a bigger...

5466
03:57:57,400 --> 03:57:58,380
Fish.

5467
03:57:58,660 --> 03:57:58,900
You know?

5468
03:57:58,960 --> 03:58:00,740
But there's tons of other fuckers...

5469
03:58:00,740 --> 03:58:02,440
Gouging the fuck out of...

5470
03:58:02,440 --> 03:58:03,060
Lads like...

5471
03:58:03,060 --> 03:58:03,340
You know?

5472
03:58:04,160 --> 03:58:04,680
I know.

5473
03:58:06,420 --> 03:58:07,300
But anyway...

5474
03:58:07,300 --> 03:58:07,500
Look...

5475
03:58:07,500 --> 03:58:07,800
Look...

5476
03:58:07,800 --> 03:58:09,240
Let's not get the gouging down.

5477
03:58:09,380 --> 03:58:10,220
Let's not keep the...

5478
03:58:10,220 --> 03:58:11,960
Let's keep the eyes gouged on the game.

5479
03:58:13,020 --> 03:58:14,420
It's a real game gouger...

5480
03:58:14,420 --> 03:58:15,000
At the moment.

5481
03:58:15,480 --> 03:58:17,660
Goldrick has stuck one into the back of the sack.

5482
03:58:19,400 --> 03:58:21,680
Let's have another look at that before we get underway.

5483
03:58:22,080 --> 03:58:23,820
Because it really does rouse the spirits.

5484
03:58:25,580 --> 03:58:25,980
Unbelievable.

5485
03:58:26,340 --> 03:58:26,780
Ghost...

5486
03:58:26,780 --> 03:58:27,380
Ghost bumps.

5487
03:58:27,720 --> 03:58:28,660
The whole shebangle.

5488
03:58:30,760 --> 03:58:31,560
The man...

5489
03:58:31,560 --> 03:58:31,980
McLean.

5490
03:58:32,680 --> 03:58:35,700
Lads were telling me to take him off there at the beginning of the fucking stream.

5491
03:58:36,280 --> 03:58:36,600
What?

5492
03:58:37,660 --> 03:58:40,100
The lads in the chat there saying...

5493
03:58:40,100 --> 03:58:42,020
Francis or Tommy...

5494
03:58:42,020 --> 03:58:42,980
Get rid of McLean.

5495
03:58:43,080 --> 03:58:43,860
Bring on McGuire.

5496
03:58:43,980 --> 03:58:44,780
Play three at the back.

5497
03:58:44,860 --> 03:58:45,180
Do this.

5498
03:58:45,260 --> 03:58:45,620
Do that.

5499
03:58:45,740 --> 03:58:46,480
Ba-ba-ba-jep.

5500
03:58:46,560 --> 03:58:47,780
Ba-jep-ba-jep-ba-ba-jep.

5501
03:58:48,600 --> 03:58:48,940
Yeah.

5502
03:58:49,100 --> 03:58:49,320
Yeah.

5503
03:58:49,420 --> 03:58:49,580
Yeah.

5504
03:58:49,580 --> 03:58:50,440
The talkie men.

5505
03:58:50,620 --> 03:58:51,340
The talk...

5506
03:58:51,340 --> 03:58:52,480
The town talkers.

5507
03:58:52,820 --> 03:58:53,060
Yeah.

5508
03:58:53,140 --> 03:58:54,040
The town talkers.

5509
03:58:55,600 --> 03:58:59,360
Never spend a day of their life behind the management box kind of vibes.

5510
03:58:59,360 --> 03:59:01,740
And what did you say?

5511
03:59:01,860 --> 03:59:03,220
Take off fucking...

5512
03:59:03,220 --> 03:59:03,420
What?

5513
03:59:03,500 --> 03:59:04,120
McGoldrick.

5514
03:59:05,460 --> 03:59:09,880
See him take him off and switch around this lad and put this lad here and put that lad.

5515
03:59:10,680 --> 03:59:12,080
So cop the feck on, you know.

5516
03:59:12,140 --> 03:59:12,580
Who are you?

5517
03:59:13,940 --> 03:59:15,300
Look, it doesn't matter anyway.

5518
03:59:15,380 --> 03:59:19,240
We're going to move on and move on swiftly now and definitely because we're getting towards

5519
03:59:19,240 --> 03:59:21,480
the pinnacle of our dreams.

5520
03:59:22,440 --> 03:59:22,720
Eddie.

5521
03:59:22,920 --> 03:59:24,200
Thank you very much, Eddie.

5522
03:59:25,160 --> 03:59:25,960
For your tip.

5523
03:59:26,480 --> 03:59:27,960
You simply say Samantha Mumba.

5524
03:59:28,720 --> 03:59:31,040
I don't know if that's a song request.

5525
03:59:31,740 --> 03:59:33,580
But we're in the World Cup final, Eddie.

5526
03:59:35,780 --> 03:59:37,500
It's not the jukebox final.

5527
03:59:38,660 --> 03:59:39,800
But I tell you something.

5528
03:59:41,060 --> 03:59:43,760
Thank you very, very much for your tip.

5529
03:59:44,540 --> 03:59:47,680
Brain Schlug, thank you very much for your tip as well.

5530
03:59:49,460 --> 03:59:52,820
We might get a bit of Samantha Mumba on before the end of the match, Eddie.

5531
03:59:52,900 --> 03:59:53,500
How about that?

5532
03:59:53,680 --> 03:59:55,540
Before the end of proceedings tonight.

5533
03:59:55,600 --> 03:59:56,120
We never know.

5534
03:59:56,920 --> 03:59:57,800
The pubs could be open.

5535
03:59:58,080 --> 04:00:00,320
There'll be a whole host of songs on, I'd say.

5536
04:00:00,820 --> 04:00:02,400
We might go feckin'.

5537
04:00:02,400 --> 04:00:03,820
We might go lula all together.

5538
04:00:04,360 --> 04:00:05,820
Yeah, we might have a few tinnings.

5539
04:00:06,740 --> 04:00:08,580
We might have a slab of tinnings.

5540
04:00:09,060 --> 04:00:10,380
We might have a slab, alright.

5541
04:00:10,540 --> 04:00:12,540
If we demolished a slab, we'd be fairly gone tomorrow.

5542
04:00:14,020 --> 04:00:16,120
We might have two slabs of tinnings.

5543
04:00:17,060 --> 04:00:17,980
Steady on, Tom.

5544
04:00:18,020 --> 04:00:21,340
We don't want to be absolutely arsehole-like.

5545
04:00:21,460 --> 04:00:22,840
You'd feel fucked after it.

5546
04:00:22,840 --> 04:00:23,080
You'd feel fucked after it.

5547
04:00:24,200 --> 04:00:26,200
We might have four slab beans.

5548
04:00:27,200 --> 04:00:28,140
Steady on, Tom.

5549
04:00:28,140 --> 04:00:31,100
You know, it's a lot of cans, you know.

5550
04:00:31,100 --> 04:00:31,520
I don't know how you...

5551
04:00:31,520 --> 04:00:34,020
Nearly a hundred fucking cans, like.

5552
04:00:34,940 --> 04:00:36,760
We might have eight slab beans.

5553
04:00:37,520 --> 04:00:41,720
It's not necessary a slab bean if you've got eight slabs of cans, Tom.

5554
04:00:41,820 --> 04:00:43,160
It's getting too much now.

5555
04:00:45,740 --> 04:00:46,180
Okay?

5556
04:00:48,180 --> 04:00:49,380
We've talked about this.

5557
04:00:51,200 --> 04:00:55,240
We said to not talk about that kind of excess on air as well, you know.

5558
04:00:55,680 --> 04:00:57,540
We might have 16 slab beans.

5559
04:00:57,540 --> 04:00:59,540
We don't want to be a slab.

5560
04:00:59,540 --> 04:01:01,340
We don't want to be a slab.

5561
04:01:01,340 --> 04:01:02,460
We don't want to be a slab.

5562
04:01:02,460 --> 04:01:04,580
We don't want to be a slab.

5563
04:01:04,580 --> 04:01:05,620
We don't want to be a slab.

5564
04:01:05,620 --> 04:01:06,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5565
04:01:06,680 --> 04:01:07,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5566
04:01:07,680 --> 04:01:08,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5567
04:01:08,680 --> 04:01:09,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5568
04:01:09,680 --> 04:01:10,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5569
04:01:10,680 --> 04:01:11,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5570
04:01:11,680 --> 04:01:12,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5571
04:01:12,680 --> 04:01:13,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5572
04:01:13,680 --> 04:01:14,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5573
04:01:14,680 --> 04:01:15,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5574
04:01:15,680 --> 04:01:16,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5575
04:01:16,680 --> 04:01:17,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5576
04:01:17,680 --> 04:01:18,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5577
04:01:18,680 --> 04:01:19,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5578
04:01:19,680 --> 04:01:20,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5579
04:01:20,680 --> 04:01:21,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5580
04:01:21,680 --> 04:01:22,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5581
04:01:22,680 --> 04:01:23,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5582
04:01:23,680 --> 04:01:24,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5583
04:01:24,680 --> 04:01:25,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5584
04:01:25,680 --> 04:01:26,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5585
04:01:26,680 --> 04:01:27,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5586
04:01:27,680 --> 04:01:28,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5587
04:01:28,680 --> 04:01:29,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5588
04:01:29,680 --> 04:01:30,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5589
04:01:30,680 --> 04:01:31,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5590
04:01:31,680 --> 04:01:32,680
We don't want to be a slab.

5591
04:01:32,680 --> 04:01:37,680
The horizon of paradise is well and truly on the horizon.

5592
04:01:37,680 --> 04:01:42,680
45 minutes from paradise for Ireland.

5593
04:01:42,680 --> 04:01:45,680
The paradise, which I keep mentioning,

5594
04:01:45,680 --> 04:01:53,680
the World Cup, a trophy which these men could hold or touch before the end of the night.

5595
04:01:53,680 --> 04:01:54,680
45 minutes time.

5596
04:01:54,680 --> 04:01:57,680
In less than, it's 40, about 43 now, 42 minutes time.

5597
04:01:57,680 --> 04:02:05,680
Robby Brady on the ball, making a hames of his man.

5598
04:02:05,680 --> 04:02:06,680
Excellent work from Brady.

5599
04:02:06,680 --> 04:02:08,680
Gives the Brady ball to Coleman.

5600
04:02:08,680 --> 04:02:09,680
Coleman, McGoldrick, a bit of time.

5601
04:02:09,680 --> 04:02:10,680
Lofts it over to the centre.

5602
04:02:10,680 --> 04:02:12,680
Hendrick trying to run onto it.

5603
04:02:12,680 --> 04:02:18,680
De Bruyne is sandwiched between himself and the ball and manages to break the blanker right out to the middle.

5604
04:02:18,680 --> 04:02:20,680
And it looks like Batish Yahi now.

5605
04:02:20,680 --> 04:02:21,680
He's got men calling out for it.

5606
04:02:21,680 --> 04:02:22,680
Screaming out for it.

5607
04:02:22,680 --> 04:02:25,680
And it looks as though Ireland are going to be on the back foot for a couple of minutes here.

5608
04:02:25,680 --> 04:02:26,680
It's Hazard.

5609
04:02:26,680 --> 04:02:27,680
Lays the ball back to De Bruyne.

5610
04:02:27,680 --> 04:02:28,680
De Bruyne.

5611
04:02:28,680 --> 04:02:29,680
Floats and laffed it through.

5612
04:02:29,680 --> 04:02:30,680
Plays to Hazard.

5613
04:02:30,680 --> 04:02:34,680
I beg your pardon, it wasn't Hazard before who had the ball who gave it to De Bruyne.

5614
04:02:34,680 --> 04:02:36,680
Vertonghen is now on the ball.

5615
04:02:36,680 --> 04:02:37,680
Vertonghen.

5616
04:02:37,680 --> 04:02:38,680
Vertonghen.

5617
04:02:38,680 --> 04:02:39,680
Vertonghen.

5618
04:02:39,680 --> 04:02:39,680
Vertonghen.

5619
04:02:39,680 --> 04:02:41,680
Please stall for a free kick there.

5620
04:02:41,680 --> 04:02:46,680
Vertonghen was taken out of it by McLean.

5621
04:02:46,680 --> 04:02:47,680
Vertonghen.

5622
04:02:47,680 --> 04:02:48,680
Vertonghen.

5623
04:02:48,680 --> 04:02:49,680
Vertonghen.

5624
04:02:49,680 --> 04:02:50,680
Vertonghen.

5625
04:02:50,680 --> 04:02:51,680
Vertonghen.

5626
04:02:51,680 --> 04:02:52,680
Vertonghen.

5627
04:02:52,680 --> 04:02:53,680
Vertonghen.

5628
04:02:53,680 --> 04:02:56,680
And McLean can't believe what he's been seeing.

5629
04:02:56,680 --> 04:02:59,680
And that's a card for McLean.

5630
04:02:59,680 --> 04:03:03,680
The ball comes in.

5631
04:03:03,680 --> 04:03:04,680
It's a swinger.

5632
04:03:04,680 --> 04:03:06,680
It lands in 14 Mertens head.

5633
04:03:06,680 --> 04:03:08,680
What a goal from Mertens.

5634
04:03:08,680 --> 04:03:10,680
What a goal from Mertens.

5635
04:03:10,680 --> 04:03:15,680
Out of nowhere.

5636
04:03:15,680 --> 04:03:19,680
Super close control.

5637
04:03:19,680 --> 04:03:24,680
Not great news for Ireland in the slightest.

5638
04:03:24,680 --> 04:03:28,680
But how?

5639
04:03:28,680 --> 04:03:29,680
How?

5640
04:03:29,680 --> 04:03:30,680
I repeat.

5641
04:03:30,680 --> 04:03:34,680
How can you argue with a strike that good?

5642
04:03:35,680 --> 04:03:39,680
I don't know how we're going to handle it but we need to handle on it soon.

5643
04:03:39,680 --> 04:03:40,680
Put a handle on it.

5644
04:03:40,680 --> 04:03:46,680
Fantastic bit of play there from the boys from Belgium.

5645
04:03:46,680 --> 04:03:48,680
De Bruyne.

5646
04:03:48,680 --> 04:03:52,680
Mad little ball down to your man Mertens.

5647
04:03:52,680 --> 04:03:54,680
They'd worked it out on the training ground all week.

5648
04:03:54,680 --> 04:03:55,680
All day.

5649
04:03:55,680 --> 04:03:55,680
All day.

5650
04:03:55,680 --> 04:03:56,680
All night.

5651
04:03:56,680 --> 04:03:57,680
Practice.

5652
04:03:57,680 --> 04:03:58,680
Practice.

5653
04:03:58,680 --> 04:03:59,680
Practice.

5654
04:03:59,680 --> 04:03:59,680
Practice.

5655
04:03:59,680 --> 04:04:00,680
Practice.

5656
04:04:00,680 --> 04:04:01,680
Thanks very much.

5657
04:04:01,680 --> 04:04:02,680
Shlapiton Milasevic.

5658
04:04:02,680 --> 04:04:03,680
Thank you for your tip.

5659
04:04:03,680 --> 04:04:04,680
And also thank you.

5660
04:04:04,680 --> 04:04:05,680
Aliens have invaded Wexford.

5661
04:04:05,680 --> 04:04:07,680
Hopefully they haven't.

5662
04:04:07,680 --> 04:04:08,680
We're live on air at the moment.

5663
04:04:08,680 --> 04:04:12,680
I don't understand what could be going on in the rest of the world.

5664
04:04:12,680 --> 04:04:15,680
Hopefully aliens have not invaded Wexford.

5665
04:04:15,680 --> 04:04:16,680
That would not go well.

5666
04:04:16,680 --> 04:04:17,680
Especially on the night.

5667
04:04:17,680 --> 04:04:19,680
And this night when we could be bringing home the World Cup.

5668
04:04:19,680 --> 04:04:22,680
Last thing we want is an alien invasion.

5669
04:04:22,680 --> 04:04:24,680
It would be just our luck Tommy wouldn't it?

5670
04:04:24,680 --> 04:04:28,680
It really would be the one night I'll make to the World Cup final.

5671
04:04:28,680 --> 04:04:32,680
And it has to be even cancelled or the show.

5672
04:04:32,680 --> 04:04:34,680
The spirits are dampened.

5673
04:04:34,680 --> 04:04:35,680
Dampened.

5674
04:04:35,680 --> 04:04:36,680
Dampened.

5675
04:04:36,680 --> 04:04:37,680
Oh.

5676
04:04:37,680 --> 04:04:38,680
Jesus Christ.

5677
04:04:38,680 --> 04:04:42,680
Sorry about that lads.

5678
04:04:42,680 --> 04:04:43,680
Sorry.

5679
04:04:43,680 --> 04:04:48,680
I'd just like to apologize about taking the Lord's mane in vain.

5680
04:04:48,680 --> 04:04:50,680
That would be the Lord's hair Tommy.

5681
04:04:50,680 --> 04:04:53,680
I didn't mention anything about his hair.

5682
04:04:53,680 --> 04:04:56,680
And which the only things I would have said about the Lord's hair.

5683
04:04:56,680 --> 04:04:58,680
Is that he had great hair.

5684
04:04:58,680 --> 04:04:59,680
Well.

5685
04:04:59,680 --> 04:05:03,680
Even if you didn't take the Lord's mane in vain you.

5686
04:05:03,680 --> 04:05:05,680
We're taking the Lord's name in vain.

5687
04:05:05,680 --> 04:05:08,680
And for that we must apologize.

5688
04:05:08,680 --> 04:05:11,680
Belgium with Alderweerlo.

5689
04:05:11,680 --> 04:05:13,680
Looking to build a bit of company.

5690
04:05:13,680 --> 04:05:14,680
He's in good company with company.

5691
04:05:14,680 --> 04:05:16,680
Who laughs a floater down to.

5692
04:05:16,680 --> 04:05:17,680
Tealmans.

5693
04:05:17,680 --> 04:05:19,680
And Ireland are taking their eye off the ball here.

5694
04:05:19,680 --> 04:05:22,680
They need to get back to basics and steal that ball.

5695
04:05:22,680 --> 04:05:23,680
Steal the screw baller.

5696
04:05:23,680 --> 04:05:26,680
And get the hell out of jail with this.

5697
04:05:26,680 --> 04:05:28,680
Because it's not going to bode well for them.

5698
04:05:28,680 --> 04:05:29,680
Is it Tom?

5699
04:05:29,680 --> 04:05:30,680
Not in the slightest.

5700
04:05:30,680 --> 04:05:33,680
Belgians are sending bullets in.

5701
04:05:33,680 --> 04:05:34,680
Oh.

5702
04:05:35,680 --> 04:05:36,680
It's not good at all.

5703
04:05:36,680 --> 04:05:37,680
My Goldrick.

5704
04:05:37,680 --> 04:05:38,680
He's on his own.

5705
04:05:38,680 --> 04:05:39,680
On the Belgian.

5706
04:05:39,680 --> 04:05:41,680
Half of the field.

5707
04:05:41,680 --> 04:05:42,680
And De Bruyne is a bully boy.

5708
04:05:42,680 --> 04:05:43,680
Trying to get the ball off him.

5709
04:05:43,680 --> 04:05:45,680
But it's not going to work out.

5710
04:05:45,680 --> 04:05:46,680
De Bruyne.

5711
04:05:46,680 --> 04:05:47,680
Come back again another time.

5712
04:05:47,680 --> 04:05:49,680
McLean is on the wing now.

5713
04:05:49,680 --> 04:05:50,680
He's looking lean.

5714
04:05:50,680 --> 04:05:50,680
Mean.

5715
04:05:50,680 --> 04:05:52,680
He gives the ball back to Stevens.

5716
04:05:52,680 --> 04:05:53,680
Stevens.

5717
04:05:53,680 --> 04:05:54,680
Into Hoorahan.

5718
04:05:54,680 --> 04:05:55,680
Hoorahan.

5719
04:05:55,680 --> 04:05:56,680
Looking for support in the middle.

5720
04:05:56,680 --> 04:05:57,680
He finds it in Brady.

5721
04:05:57,680 --> 04:05:59,680
Brady's come out from the wing.

5722
04:05:59,680 --> 04:06:01,680
And he's giving it back to Hoorahan.

5723
04:06:01,680 --> 04:06:03,680
Also that man Coleman is.

5724
04:06:03,680 --> 04:06:05,680
Bolstering the support here.

5725
04:06:05,680 --> 04:06:06,680
And it.

5726
04:06:06,680 --> 04:06:07,680
He's offside.

5727
04:06:07,680 --> 04:06:09,680
It was a nice piece of play from Ireland there.

5728
04:06:09,680 --> 04:06:12,680
Really was lovely until the final ball.

5729
04:06:13,680 --> 04:06:14,680
Just a fraction.

5730
04:06:15,680 --> 04:06:17,680
Belgian are playing that high line.

5731
04:06:17,680 --> 04:06:19,680
And Ireland are getting stung.

5732
04:06:20,680 --> 04:06:21,680
Ireland are getting stung.

5733
04:06:21,680 --> 04:06:24,680
But we're not going to let it sting our spirit.

5734
04:06:24,680 --> 04:06:27,680
As we look towards the last 30 minutes of this game.

5735
04:06:27,680 --> 04:06:28,680
20 minutes.

5736
04:06:28,680 --> 04:06:29,680
I beg your pardon.

5737
04:06:29,680 --> 04:06:30,680
Which are going to be.

5738
04:06:30,680 --> 04:06:32,680
Torturous for a lot of people out there.

5739
04:06:32,680 --> 04:06:34,680
Not so much the country.

5740
04:06:34,680 --> 04:06:35,680
Back home.

5741
04:06:35,680 --> 04:06:36,680
But.

5742
04:06:36,680 --> 04:06:37,680
The Belgian boys as well.

5743
04:06:37,680 --> 04:06:38,680
They want to see this.

5744
04:06:38,680 --> 04:06:39,680
But it's Ireland.

5745
04:06:39,680 --> 04:06:40,680
Who have.

5746
04:06:40,680 --> 04:06:41,680
A little bit of luck here.

5747
04:06:41,680 --> 04:06:42,680
With McGoldrick.

5748
04:06:42,680 --> 04:06:43,680
McGoldrick sends a.

5749
04:06:43,680 --> 04:06:44,680
A palm stings.

5750
04:06:44,680 --> 04:06:45,680
Golf resort.

5751
04:06:45,680 --> 04:06:47,680
Cracker Jacker Lular.

5752
04:06:47,680 --> 04:06:48,680
Against that.

5753
04:06:48,680 --> 04:06:49,680
Goal keepers hands.

5754
04:06:49,680 --> 04:06:51,680
I think it could be Courtois.

5755
04:06:51,680 --> 04:06:56,680
I ain't too sure.

5756
04:06:56,680 --> 04:06:57,680
But it was a good save.

5757
04:06:57,680 --> 04:06:59,680
I think it's time to bring.

5758
04:06:59,680 --> 04:07:00,680
Long on.

5759
04:07:00,680 --> 04:07:01,680
Are you sure about that?

5760
04:07:01,680 --> 04:07:02,680
I'm a sure of silk.

5761
04:07:02,680 --> 04:07:03,680
And are you sure with that simile.

5762
04:07:03,680 --> 04:07:04,680
As.

5763
04:07:04,680 --> 04:07:05,680
Before that word silk.

5764
04:07:05,680 --> 04:07:06,680
Because the.

5765
04:07:06,680 --> 04:07:07,680
Sentence doesn't make sense.

5766
04:07:07,680 --> 04:07:08,680
Shut up and make the switch.

5767
04:07:08,680 --> 04:07:09,680
It's my gold rush to go off for long.

5768
04:07:09,680 --> 04:07:09,680
Hopefully we can start singing a song.

5769
04:07:09,680 --> 04:07:10,680
Soon enough.

5770
04:07:10,680 --> 04:07:11,680
Ole Ole.

5771
04:07:11,680 --> 04:07:11,680
Thank you very much for the tips there lads.

5772
04:07:11,680 --> 04:07:12,680
Aliens and Schlabaton.

5773
04:07:12,680 --> 04:07:13,680
Milosevic.

5774
04:07:13,680 --> 04:07:14,680
Brady.

5775
04:07:14,680 --> 04:07:14,680
About to float the.

5776
04:07:14,680 --> 04:07:15,680
The ball lean into the mixing unit.

5777
04:07:15,680 --> 04:07:16,680
And there's a head gun on it.

5778
04:07:16,680 --> 04:07:17,680
It was wheeling.

5779
04:07:17,680 --> 04:07:18,680
But it.

5780
04:07:18,680 --> 04:07:19,680
Not enough.

5781
04:07:19,680 --> 04:07:20,680
Just glanced his forehead.

5782
04:07:20,680 --> 04:07:21,680
And.

5783
04:07:21,680 --> 04:07:22,680
Uh.

5784
04:07:22,680 --> 04:07:23,680
Hendrik.

5785
04:07:23,680 --> 04:07:24,680
Unfortunately.

5786
04:07:24,680 --> 04:07:24,680
Too heavy a touch.

5787
04:07:24,680 --> 04:07:25,680
Puts the ball out of play.

5788
04:07:25,680 --> 04:07:26,680
And it looks like we're going to put him out of play for that.

5789
04:07:26,680 --> 04:07:27,680
Are you serious?

5790
04:07:27,680 --> 04:07:28,680
Yep.

5791
04:07:28,680 --> 04:07:33,720
soon enough. Ole, ole. Thank you very much for the tips, our lads. Aliens and Schlabaton.

5792
04:07:33,720 --> 04:07:38,640
Milosevic, Brady about to float the ball in into the mixing unit and there's a

5793
04:07:38,640 --> 04:07:43,080
head gone on it. It was wheeling but it not enough just glanced his forehead and

5794
04:07:43,080 --> 04:07:48,360
Hendrik unfortunately there with too heavy a touch puts the ball out of play

5795
04:07:48,360 --> 04:07:53,820
and it looks like we're gonna put him out of play for that. Be serious? Yep. So he's a

5796
04:07:53,820 --> 04:08:23,780
liability man. Central midfield. It's the Artful Dodger or it's McCarthy. McCarthy. Why? There's two extra points on Artur. Let's do it. Let's do it. So it's McCarthy is gonna be switched off now. Or switched on sorry for Hendrik. Makes way for McCarthy. Thank you

5797
04:08:23,780 --> 04:08:53,740
very much. There for the tip of the Queen back run. Thank you very much. And it's Belgium here. Kevin De Bruyne who slices a slice of Corona in line. Over to the ball on the right hand side of the flanker. And there's a dodgy little moment of Bruin here. We need to make sure that Keough blasts that ball into space but it's only blasted as far as his man who's attacking. And Duffy. Let's do something here and not lose his composure. And he doesn't. Thank God. As he lands a lovely ball down but Dwayne fails to collect it up. And

5798
04:08:53,740 --> 04:09:15,560
De Bruyne is gonna do something here. Unless we get hands on him. Or if we get feet on. We need to get feet on the ball lads. Keep the ball on the deck. And they keep the ball on the deck. They do. It's McCarthy now in the middle. Fresh legs. Plays a lovely through ball to McLean. He's got long. Long. Collects. Shoots. And it's long. Just past the left hand post for Ireland.

5799
04:09:15,740 --> 04:09:29,480
Oh so close. So close. So close. So near. Yet so far. Shane Long there. So so unfortunate for him.

5800
04:09:31,700 --> 04:09:34,200
A substitution for Belgium is coming on now.

5801
04:09:36,320 --> 04:09:48,340
Vanekin. Vanekin Skywalker for Belgian. Is gonna replace Tillmans. And it's Duffy with the defensive header away into the middle of the park.

5802
04:09:48,920 --> 04:09:58,020
McCarthy lays a lovely little thread ball to Brady. Can he find Long? No. It's a bad ball. It's given away shamelessly. And shamefully.

5803
04:09:58,020 --> 04:10:17,820
The elite of De Bruyne sweeps up the spillage with the kitchen roll. The only types of roll that were left on the shells after the greedy bastards looted them all. And it's Long on the ball here. What can he do? He's got no men for support. Lays it out to McLean. McLean. Two ball to Hourahan. Hourahan. Passed Long. Shoots. And it's a goal for Ireland.

5804
04:10:17,820 --> 04:10:33,720
The 84th minute. Shane Long is sent to the World Cup winning place. Oh my god. Can't believe it. It's everything you've ever dreamed about before. It could be. It could be. Happening.

5805
04:10:41,820 --> 04:10:47,200
That man, Shane Langaldo, back in the action.

5806
04:10:48,160 --> 04:10:49,940
We never doubted it for a second.

5807
04:10:50,740 --> 04:10:51,560
Shane Langaldo.

5808
04:10:55,520 --> 04:10:56,660
Come on, boys.

5809
04:10:58,380 --> 04:11:00,120
It's our time, boys.

5810
04:11:01,460 --> 04:11:03,260
It's our time, boys.

5811
04:11:04,620 --> 04:11:06,620
It's our time, boys.

5812
04:11:09,680 --> 04:11:11,860
Great, great analysis there.

5813
04:11:12,000 --> 04:11:16,860
Tommy Schlug, thank you so much for that breakdown of what was going on.

5814
04:11:17,360 --> 04:11:18,000
Look at this.

5815
04:11:18,440 --> 04:11:20,560
Ireland, five minutes from paradise.

5816
04:11:21,220 --> 04:11:27,080
Can they stop this onslaught now from Belgium who are trying to get into us?

5817
04:11:27,080 --> 04:11:28,360
But it's not going to happen.

5818
04:11:28,500 --> 04:11:29,620
We're a locked door.

5819
04:11:30,000 --> 04:11:31,120
There's a padlock on it.

5820
04:11:31,380 --> 04:11:33,080
And there's three different keys on the chain.

5821
04:11:33,180 --> 04:11:37,160
You have to waste time trying to test the different keys before you even unlock it.

5822
04:11:37,440 --> 04:11:38,060
And look at this.

5823
04:11:38,340 --> 04:11:39,680
McLean to McCarthy.

5824
04:11:40,020 --> 04:11:40,380
McCarthy.

5825
04:11:40,960 --> 04:11:41,840
He's got something.

5826
04:11:42,120 --> 04:11:42,760
He's got nothing.

5827
04:11:43,600 --> 04:11:46,760
The Belgians are on their arses trying to get the ball away.

5828
04:11:47,320 --> 04:11:48,520
Still a bit of spillage in the middle.

5829
04:11:48,620 --> 04:11:49,420
It's Kevin De Bruyne.

5830
04:11:49,740 --> 04:11:51,120
Sends a lovely ball out to the right.

5831
04:11:51,320 --> 04:11:52,340
A lovely through ball then.

5832
04:11:52,400 --> 04:11:53,100
Trying to find Hazard.

5833
04:11:53,160 --> 04:11:54,320
But there's no steam in the tank.

5834
04:11:54,520 --> 04:11:55,600
He gives it back to Randolph.

5835
04:11:56,200 --> 04:11:58,860
A blast away is all it will do here for Randolph.

5836
04:11:59,140 --> 04:12:02,700
And it's all he gives as well as 91 minutes on the clock.

5837
04:12:02,820 --> 04:12:04,260
Four minutes of stoppage time.

5838
04:12:05,680 --> 04:12:06,960
Parage by George Russell.

5839
04:12:07,060 --> 04:12:07,900
Thank you very much.

5840
04:12:09,900 --> 04:12:13,460
It's absolutely end to end stuff here.

5841
04:12:13,460 --> 04:12:14,380
Ireland.

5842
04:12:14,380 --> 04:12:14,420
Ireland.

5843
04:12:14,800 --> 04:12:16,520
Just need to keep it on the deck boys.

5844
04:12:16,920 --> 04:12:18,020
Paradise lashed.

5845
04:12:18,460 --> 04:12:20,080
Paradise will be found in a moment.

5846
04:12:20,860 --> 04:12:21,380
Vertonghen.

5847
04:12:21,980 --> 04:12:23,100
He's giving it away.

5848
04:12:23,520 --> 04:12:24,040
Vertonghen.

5849
04:12:25,420 --> 04:12:29,180
And Vertonghen nearly slips it into the nothing zone.

5850
04:12:29,560 --> 04:12:31,200
And that the final whistle goes.

5851
04:12:31,800 --> 04:12:32,560
And it's Ireland.

5852
04:12:33,020 --> 04:12:33,820
Are doing it.

5853
04:12:34,380 --> 04:12:36,460
The unthinkable is about to be unfunct.

5854
04:12:39,140 --> 04:12:40,820
Open the pubs boys.

5855
04:12:42,640 --> 04:12:44,360
Open the pubs boys.

5856
04:12:45,900 --> 04:12:47,840
Ireland have done it.

5857
04:12:48,580 --> 04:12:50,720
Ireland have been.

5858
04:12:51,460 --> 04:12:53,020
Ireland have saw.

5859
04:12:53,020 --> 04:12:57,020
And it's Ireland who have conquered tonight.

5860
04:12:59,120 --> 04:13:00,020
In Qatar.

5861
04:13:01,960 --> 04:13:03,960
Open the pubs boys.

5862
04:13:05,820 --> 04:13:07,620
The World Cup is ours.

5863
04:13:07,620 --> 04:13:10,960
Old Dirty Nelly.

5864
04:13:11,400 --> 04:13:12,880
Thank you so much for the tip.

5865
04:13:13,660 --> 04:13:15,160
Thanks to everyone who believed.

5866
04:13:17,480 --> 04:13:19,140
Up the COVID boys.

5867
04:13:20,980 --> 04:13:22,620
Slap away boys.

5868
04:13:24,720 --> 04:13:26,700
Tommy Schlug is over the moon.

5869
04:13:29,340 --> 04:13:31,920
The time for losers is over.

5870
04:13:32,320 --> 04:13:33,560
The time for winners.

5871
04:13:34,120 --> 04:13:35,440
Starts right here.

5872
04:13:35,780 --> 04:13:36,560
Right now.

5873
04:13:36,880 --> 04:13:37,940
And the only winners.

5874
04:13:38,920 --> 04:13:39,720
Are Ireland.

5875
04:13:47,900 --> 04:13:49,900
Slap away boys.

5876
04:13:49,900 --> 04:13:49,900
Slap away boys.

5877
04:13:53,900 --> 04:13:54,820
An amazing.

5878
04:13:54,820 --> 04:13:54,860
An amazing.

5879
04:13:54,860 --> 04:13:54,940
Amazing.

5880
04:13:54,940 --> 04:13:55,460
Amazing.

5881
04:13:55,460 --> 04:13:56,480
Piece of work.

5882
04:13:56,960 --> 04:13:57,880
Can you believe it.

5883
04:13:57,940 --> 04:13:58,920
Thank you so much.

5884
04:13:59,660 --> 04:14:00,600
To loves the raw.

5885
04:14:00,880 --> 04:14:02,000
Old Dirty Nelly.

5886
04:14:02,920 --> 04:14:03,860
The views.

5887
04:14:04,560 --> 04:14:05,260
Of the show.

5888
04:14:05,460 --> 04:14:06,100
Are not that.

5889
04:14:06,340 --> 04:14:06,540
Of.

5890
04:14:07,260 --> 04:14:08,680
The people who send the message.

5891
04:14:08,820 --> 04:14:09,200
And we just.

5892
04:14:09,300 --> 04:14:10,340
We just read the names.

5893
04:14:11,320 --> 04:14:12,240
Whatever happens.

5894
04:14:12,240 --> 04:14:12,560
Happens.

5895
04:14:12,560 --> 04:14:13,220
And we apologize.

5896
04:14:14,280 --> 04:14:15,040
If there's any.

5897
04:14:15,200 --> 04:14:16,140
Anyone out there.

5898
04:14:16,820 --> 04:14:17,960
Who wants to give us a.

5899
04:14:17,960 --> 04:14:19,040
Gig Sky Sports.

5900
04:14:20,060 --> 04:14:20,580
BBC.

5901
04:14:23,100 --> 04:14:24,160
Virgin Media One.

5902
04:14:24,460 --> 04:14:26,020
Even Virgin Media One.

5903
04:14:27,600 --> 04:14:29,300
We are the best in the biz.

5904
04:14:29,440 --> 04:14:30,400
Give us 10 minutes.

5905
04:14:31,220 --> 04:14:32,620
10 minutes in your studio.

5906
04:14:32,880 --> 04:14:33,780
To give us what you.

5907
04:14:33,840 --> 04:14:34,700
Give us what you got.

5908
04:14:34,820 --> 04:14:34,900
Or.

5909
04:14:35,100 --> 04:14:36,660
For us to give us what we have.

5910
04:14:36,960 --> 04:14:38,480
Or to give you what we have.

5911
04:14:39,160 --> 04:14:40,500
You're not doing a good job.

5912
04:14:40,560 --> 04:14:40,880
Francis.

5913
04:14:41,560 --> 04:14:42,180
Hold it together.

5914
04:14:42,780 --> 04:14:44,040
I'm trying to hold it together.

5915
04:14:44,120 --> 04:14:44,340
Tom.

5916
04:14:44,380 --> 04:14:45,320
But we've won the World Cup.

5917
04:14:46,140 --> 04:14:47,100
We've won the World Cup.

5918
04:14:47,140 --> 04:14:47,940
And it's coming home.

5919
04:14:49,680 --> 04:14:51,220
Sam is coming back home.

5920
04:14:51,660 --> 04:14:52,460
We might not have been.

5921
04:14:52,980 --> 04:14:54,020
We might not have been.

5922
04:14:54,020 --> 04:14:54,240
We might not have been able.

5923
04:14:54,240 --> 04:14:55,040
To bring Sam.

5924
04:14:57,080 --> 04:14:58,240
Sam McGuire back.

5925
04:14:58,340 --> 04:14:59,640
But we're bringing the World Cup.

5926
04:14:59,740 --> 04:15:00,820
Trophy back home.

5927
04:15:02,880 --> 04:15:04,140
Get a hold of yourselves.

5928
04:15:04,720 --> 04:15:05,120
Francis.

5929
04:15:06,520 --> 04:15:07,260
You're a goose.

5930
04:15:07,400 --> 04:15:08,360
Get a hold of yourselves.

5931
04:15:09,000 --> 04:15:10,340
We're coming back home.

5932
04:15:10,340 --> 04:15:10,340
We're coming back home.

5933
04:15:10,340 --> 04:15:10,780
We're coming back home.

5934
04:15:14,340 --> 04:15:16,380
We're coming back home.

5935
04:15:23,680 --> 04:15:25,000
Thank you so much.

5936
04:15:25,580 --> 04:15:26,800
Open the pubs boys.

5937
04:15:27,140 --> 04:15:28,220
And Boss Angel.

5938
04:15:29,020 --> 04:15:30,840
Who says open the pubs boys.

5939
04:15:32,440 --> 04:15:34,660
What an amazing time to be alive.

5940
04:15:35,360 --> 04:15:36,940
An amazing piece of work.

5941
04:15:37,080 --> 04:15:38,840
That went on with the highlights.

5942
04:15:38,840 --> 04:15:39,960
From this match.

5943
04:15:40,460 --> 04:15:41,420
Boss Angel.

5944
04:15:42,180 --> 04:15:43,200
Thank you very much.

5945
04:15:43,300 --> 04:15:44,020
Boss Angel.

5946
04:15:49,180 --> 04:15:50,620
Sorry there.

5947
04:15:50,680 --> 04:15:52,580
We need to get some appropriate music on.

5948
04:15:52,680 --> 04:15:53,060
For this.

5949
04:15:54,180 --> 04:15:55,520
And here we go.

5950
04:15:55,520 --> 04:15:57,800
It made.

5951
04:15:57,800 --> 04:16:06,100
It's the moment that will bring tears to the eyes of many, many, many Irish football fans for years to come.

5952
04:16:06,760 --> 04:16:08,940
The moment we took it to them.

5953
04:16:09,520 --> 04:16:11,340
We stuck it up the Belgian boys.

5954
04:16:12,520 --> 04:16:15,860
And they didn't take it lightly.

5955
04:16:15,860 --> 04:16:18,040
They didn't sit down either, Tommy.

5956
04:16:18,040 --> 04:16:18,900
No.

5957
04:16:18,900 --> 04:16:18,980
No.

5958
04:16:19,480 --> 04:16:21,300
All credit to the Belgian boys.

5959
04:16:22,040 --> 04:16:24,300
They had a real blast off as well.

5960
04:16:25,300 --> 04:16:26,560
The boys were on the blast off as well.

5961
04:16:26,560 --> 04:16:26,640
The boys were on the blast off.

5962
04:16:26,640 --> 04:16:28,180
And they came out.

5963
04:16:28,600 --> 04:16:30,080
And they hit solid balls.

5964
04:16:30,600 --> 04:16:31,180
But they weren't.

5965
04:16:31,480 --> 04:16:33,480
Their balls weren't as solid as ours.

5966
04:16:35,140 --> 04:16:38,140
Our balls were much more solider in the attack.

5967
04:16:38,500 --> 04:16:39,700
And look at that for a ball.

5968
04:16:40,060 --> 04:16:41,600
That was a real soft ball.

5969
04:16:42,000 --> 04:16:42,620
It was.

5970
04:16:44,620 --> 04:16:46,820
They just don't have the power.

5971
04:16:47,300 --> 04:16:47,880
The pace.

5972
04:16:48,280 --> 04:16:48,900
The determination.

5973
04:16:49,280 --> 04:16:49,880
The tenacity.

5974
04:16:50,120 --> 04:16:50,560
The grit.

5975
04:16:53,560 --> 04:16:55,920
That the boys in green have.

5976
04:16:57,980 --> 04:17:01,000
Thank you very much there to Schnelly there.

5977
04:17:01,240 --> 04:17:02,040
Thanks for your tip.

5978
04:17:02,940 --> 04:17:04,180
And Boss Angel.

5979
04:17:04,360 --> 04:17:05,280
And open the pubs.

5980
04:17:06,140 --> 04:17:07,340
Revenge for the Euros.

5981
04:17:09,420 --> 04:17:10,340
Up the COVID.

5982
04:17:10,960 --> 04:17:12,900
Out with the COVID and in with the World Cup.

5983
04:17:13,700 --> 04:17:13,920
Eh?

5984
04:17:14,500 --> 04:17:15,060
That's it.

5985
04:17:15,220 --> 04:17:15,860
That's it, Francis.

5986
04:17:16,500 --> 04:17:18,240
Stick your COVID up your hole.

5987
04:17:18,480 --> 04:17:19,600
We don't need your COVID.

5988
04:17:20,940 --> 04:17:22,260
We've got the cup, boys.

5989
04:17:22,480 --> 04:17:23,200
We've won the cup.

5990
04:17:23,800 --> 04:17:24,860
The cup was won.

5991
04:17:26,100 --> 04:17:27,100
The cup was won.

5992
04:17:27,200 --> 04:17:28,460
We came out and we won the cup.

5993
04:17:29,220 --> 04:17:30,480
You know what we won.

5994
04:17:31,760 --> 04:17:32,980
You don't need to ask.

5995
04:17:33,360 --> 04:17:34,320
Because you know it.

5996
04:17:34,820 --> 04:17:37,820
You're going to have to know about it for another four years at least.

5997
04:17:38,820 --> 04:17:39,800
It's our cup.

5998
04:17:39,920 --> 04:17:40,020
Yeah.

5999
04:17:40,620 --> 04:17:42,820
It's our cup and you know we won it.

6000
04:17:45,740 --> 04:17:47,180
Are you watching England?

6001
04:17:50,220 --> 04:17:51,840
You got Luka Modric.

6002
04:17:52,580 --> 04:17:53,180
Modric.

6003
04:17:54,860 --> 04:17:59,440
Modric did the job on you last year or a few years ago.

6004
04:18:02,940 --> 04:18:03,620
Modric.

6005
04:18:04,020 --> 04:18:04,540
Modric.

6006
04:18:04,980 --> 04:18:05,540
Modric.

6007
04:18:05,980 --> 04:18:06,540
Modric.

6008
04:18:07,040 --> 04:18:07,600
Modric.

6009
04:18:08,120 --> 04:18:09,120
Are you listening England?

6010
04:18:09,120 --> 04:18:13,120
Modric got you in the semi-finals.

6011
04:18:13,280 --> 04:18:13,680
Modric.

6012
04:18:14,080 --> 04:18:14,600
Modric.

6013
04:18:15,060 --> 04:18:15,580
Modric.

6014
04:18:16,040 --> 04:18:16,580
Modric.

6015
04:18:17,100 --> 04:18:17,660
Modric.

6016
04:18:18,120 --> 04:18:18,640
Modric.

6017
04:18:20,000 --> 04:18:23,080
But we came up in the World Cup final.

6018
04:18:24,100 --> 04:18:26,180
And we came up against Vertonghen.

6019
04:18:26,720 --> 04:18:28,280
And we took Vertonghen down.

6020
04:18:29,540 --> 04:18:30,220
Vertonghen.

6021
04:18:30,580 --> 04:18:31,340
Vertonghen.

6022
04:18:31,680 --> 04:18:32,360
Vertonghen.

6023
04:18:32,740 --> 04:18:33,440
Vertonghen.

6024
04:18:33,860 --> 04:18:34,560
Vertonghen.

6025
04:18:34,940 --> 04:18:35,620
Vertonghen.

6026
04:18:36,040 --> 04:18:36,520
Vertonghen.

6027
04:18:36,520 --> 04:18:37,540
Up your buyer.

6028
04:18:37,540 --> 04:18:39,940
Up your buyer.

6029
04:18:43,060 --> 04:18:45,160
Lovely, lovely assist from McLean.

6030
04:18:45,240 --> 04:18:48,200
And that was a somptuous strike from a Goldrick.

6031
04:18:48,620 --> 04:18:50,940
To really give us the power we needed.

6032
04:18:51,320 --> 04:18:52,660
To really ram it to them.

6033
04:18:52,700 --> 04:18:53,400
We won the cup.

6034
04:18:53,820 --> 04:18:55,140
And that was a great shot.

6035
04:18:55,620 --> 04:18:56,340
Right there.

6036
04:18:56,980 --> 04:18:57,700
It was a cup.

6037
04:18:57,740 --> 04:18:59,560
It was a cup winning, cup winning goal.

6038
04:19:00,040 --> 04:19:02,440
Even though there was another couple of goals to seal the deal.

6039
04:19:04,500 --> 04:19:05,380
Can't believe it.

6040
04:19:06,200 --> 04:19:07,320
I cannot believe it.

6041
04:19:08,580 --> 04:19:09,980
It's just been amazing.

6042
04:19:10,620 --> 04:19:11,980
From start to finish.

6043
04:19:12,560 --> 04:19:13,980
Every match.

6044
04:19:14,960 --> 04:19:16,120
Every minute.

6045
04:19:16,440 --> 04:19:17,280
Every moment.

6046
04:19:18,760 --> 04:19:20,320
One for the history folks.

6047
04:19:20,960 --> 04:19:24,120
One which will just stay on our minds forever.

6048
04:19:24,120 --> 04:19:26,840
I just want to see this.

6049
04:19:26,980 --> 04:19:31,960
I need to see the goals one more time before we sign out.

6050
04:19:31,960 --> 04:19:33,740
Because it's getting...

6051
04:19:33,740 --> 04:19:35,680
There's nearly a tear in my eye, Tom.

6052
04:19:35,760 --> 04:19:36,780
I'm not going to lie to you.

6053
04:19:37,220 --> 04:19:38,500
There's nearly a tear in the eye.

6054
04:19:39,060 --> 04:19:43,020
And it's that bunch of eyes in green there that are provoking us.

6055
04:19:43,700 --> 04:19:45,220
They're doing a bit of provoking.

6056
04:19:45,620 --> 04:19:46,640
We'll put them under pressure.

6057
04:19:46,840 --> 04:19:47,260
They are?

6058
04:19:47,660 --> 04:19:48,940
They're doing a bit of provoking.

6059
04:19:49,120 --> 04:19:49,400
They are.

6060
04:19:49,800 --> 04:19:50,380
They are?

6061
04:19:51,300 --> 04:19:52,000
That's mighty.

6062
04:19:52,820 --> 04:19:53,720
It is mighty.

6063
04:19:54,100 --> 04:19:54,940
You'll love to see it.

6064
04:19:55,420 --> 04:19:55,820
Matt Cooper.

6065
04:19:55,960 --> 04:19:57,260
Thank you very much, Matt Cooper.

6066
04:19:59,660 --> 04:20:01,020
Unbelievable stuff here.

6067
04:20:03,240 --> 04:20:05,660
It just doesn't get any better than this.

6068
04:20:06,340 --> 04:20:06,860
Let's...

6069
04:20:06,860 --> 04:20:08,440
The winning goal is coming up now.

6070
04:20:09,920 --> 04:20:11,320
McGoldrick didn't stop all night.

6071
04:20:11,400 --> 04:20:12,540
He's a firecracker.

6072
04:20:12,540 --> 04:20:17,620
A shot taken from Shane Long.

6073
04:20:17,900 --> 04:20:18,900
This was the prelude.

6074
04:20:19,180 --> 04:20:21,780
This is when we knew that Long wanted to get something done.

6075
04:20:22,440 --> 04:20:23,580
That he had it in him.

6076
04:20:24,760 --> 04:20:25,860
Wasn't his moment then.

6077
04:20:25,980 --> 04:20:28,840
But boy, oh boy, did he make the most of that moment.

6078
04:20:29,480 --> 04:20:30,360
When it came.

6079
04:20:30,740 --> 04:20:31,600
And it meant something.

6080
04:20:31,680 --> 04:20:32,240
And it mattered.

6081
04:20:33,140 --> 04:20:34,600
Straight back in from Houraghan.

6082
04:20:34,880 --> 04:20:36,720
A lovely side sweep to Long.

6083
04:20:37,060 --> 04:20:37,540
And then...

6084
04:20:38,160 --> 04:20:39,760
See you later, Belgian.

6085
04:20:41,260 --> 04:20:42,440
See you next time.

6086
04:20:42,440 --> 04:20:56,980
Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable!

6087
04:20:56,980 --> 04:21:15,980
Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable!

6088
04:21:15,980 --> 04:21:38,020
Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Unbelievable!
